All the way I was thinking: how to please a man
This is actually very simple before, just pat the man on the shoulder hard, and then say: go! brother! Let's go pick up girls together!
The problem is that now I obviously can't say that anymore, so another way of saying it
go! brother! I take you to pick up girls
no! PASS!
go! brother! I accompany you to pick up girls
Neither! PASS!
go! brother! Go pick up girls yourself!
Not even more! PASS!
Come! brother! Just come and soak me!
Shoot directly!
Ugh! It was the first time I discovered that it was so difficult to please a man.
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The sedan chair trembled all the way, and I was troubled all the way.
After turning around for a long time, the sedan chair finally stopped. Just now, the palace maid lifted the sedan curtain for me, stretched out her slender hand and came to help me, and said softly: "Madame, be careful."
This hand is really beautiful, but, cutie, your nails are a little too long, it might hurt you when you do sports, right? In fact, it is not necessarily, and someone needs to take a good bite. If you don't scratch a chrysanthemum out of his back, he will not be satisfied!
stop! Think farther!
I turned my head and said gently to the palace maid: "Look back, cut your nails, it's too long, it's not good!"
The palace maid's crush was obviously stunned for a moment, and she didn't know if she understood what I meant, she just lowered her head and nodded lightly, and said, "This servant understands."
I was helped out from the sedan chair by the maid of honor. I looked up and saw two men kneeling upright outside the palace gate in front of me. Looking at the back, the clothes on the left were bright yellow, and it seemed that the prince here was the little white face.
I closed my eyes and carefully recalled the way the woman walked. Then I tightened my butt, twisted my waist hard, and walked over with small steps. When he came to stand beside the prince, he wanted to kneel down, but he stopped after just one glance.
I wiped, who is so blind, and didn't even know how to use two soft pads to cushion them.
I was hesitating whether I could ask the lady in the palace to get me a cushion, but the prince suddenly turned his head and glanced at me. Ah! This little eye was cold, and he was about to shoot an ice knife out. He opened his mouth and spit out a word softly.
"roll!"
what! The prince is indeed the prince, and everything is so concise!
I looked down at my clothes, and thought about my body, which I had just given birth to. "Rolling" was too difficult, so I asked the prince in a negotiating tone, "Can we change the way? ? I'm afraid I won't get far."
The prince opened his mouth again, but this time he didn't spit out a word.
I think he probably agreed with my opinion, and then automatically took two steps to the side, picked a clean floor tile, squatted on the ground and blew the dust carefully, and then knelt down.
I'm really sorry, this is all a fault from the last life. I once had a girlfriend who was a bit clean. If my clothes got a little bit of dust, she would clean me inside and out. Throw in the washing machine and mix.
Alas, I thought too far.
My kneeling was unbelievable, the palace maid also knelt down beside me with a plop, and cried in a fancy way: "Miss! You can't not love your body like this, it's too cold on the ground! What's wrong with your body? Got it!"
"Get up," I said.
The palace maid's beautiful eyebrows didn't hear clearly for a while, she just looked at me with tears in her eyes, the pear flowers had raindrops, and my heart trembled when I saw it.
"Get up!" I said again.
The palace maid's crush just got up stunned, hey, why doesn't this girl understand? If you want to please the boss, you have to go through thick and thin with him. Of course, when he is happy, he usually doesn't remember whether you are willing or not, but he is bitter. When it comes to time, it will definitely consider whether you are suffering or not!
I patted the dust on her skirt with my hand, uh, the calf under this cutie's skirt is very straight and thin, it feels really good to the touch...
Uh, thinking about it again.
The palace maid's crush may have been fooled by me, so she stopped crying or kneeling, and just stood beside me.
Just when I secretly switched the center of gravity for the Nth time, the door of the Xingsheng Palace finally opened, and a few servants took the Jiang Shi who was still dressed in white from the inside. The Crown Prince and King Zhao next to him jumped up from the ground with a bang, rushed up in a few steps, and rushed to Jiang Shi.
"Yingyue!" Zhao Wang shouted, went up and shoved the servant away, and hugged Jiang Shi.
His Royal Highness's movements stagnated for a while, the outstretched hand became a freeze in the air, and then he slowly retracted it and squeezed into a fist at his side.
My knees got a little numb, and I couldn't get up for a while. The lady in the palace helped me to lift me up from the ground, so I stumbled under my feet, and my elbow suddenly touched the breast of the lady in the palace. With a guilty conscience, I almost didn't jump up from the ground, so I quickly stole my eyes to look at the maid's beautiful eyebrows, and I was relieved when I saw that her face was no different, but at the same time I regretted it.
King Zhao strode away holding the unconscious Jiang Shi without even saying hello, alas, this child's work is too incomplete and has no future!
The prince was still standing on the side with his small fists clenched, his lips pursed tightly, and his eyes were still glued to Jiang Shi's body, almost pulling out the silk. Alas, fellow man, I understand you! Who the hell made this someone else's wife!
I walked by the Prince's side, and when I saw him like this, I really wanted to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him: Brother, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why do you only love the one on the cow dung!
I stretched out my hand, and then forcibly twisted it back in the middle of the road, and landed on the jade hand that the palace maid Meimei was holding on to her arm. It was really soft and boneless.
Alas, sb is an sb after all, even if you capitalize him as SB, he still can't change his attributes.
Why bother!
The lady in the palace helped me onto the sedan chair with great care, and the sedan chair trembled and carried me back to the East Palace. When I entered the palace, I felt something was wrong in my pants. When I was changing and washing, I realized that the clothes inside were already stained with blood. style. Suddenly I remembered those commercials on TV. They are thin, worry-free day and night, and they are both happy and healthy! It's really good, I'm looking forward to it.
What a pity, alas! This wicked old society!
So I better understand the mood of His Royal Highness just now, this kind of unthinkable mood is really fucking painful.
Ever since she came back, the eye rims of that palace maid's beautiful eyebrows have always been red, and I couldn't bear to see it. Later, I couldn't bear it anymore, so when she was waiting for me to take a shower, she said, "Don't cry, I—"
I won't treat you like that, I have this thief's heart and not that thief!
Who knows, it would be better if I didn't say it. I just started to say this, and the court lady's beauty actually burst into tears, wiping her tears again and again and choked up: "You, it's not easy for you!"
When she said that, my heart suddenly felt sour, and tears almost came out. It's really my confidant! It's so fucking hard for me! Such a beautiful girl is about to be honest with me, I can't eat it when I look at it, I am easy!
Commander, commander! I have a big hair with you Liangzi!
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In the midst of this kind of difficulty, my little days passed by, and in the blink of an eye, it has been a month since I came to the Eastern Palace.
I used to drag a few idioms out for a walk whenever I ran out of words in an essay, such as: Time flies, time is like a song! In the blink of an eye, time was like a white horse passing through the gap, and it ran away with a squeak.
Take this to show off to the teacher: Oh, although my sentence is not very smooth, our writing is gorgeous!
Now that I think about it, the idiom is worthy of being an idiom, it is really concise and comprehensive.
I still remember that a great man once said: Thirty-eight years have passed in a blink of an eye.
The thirty-eight years of a great man are just a snap of his fingers, not to mention the thirty-eight days of me, a layman. My two fingers still touch one another, and I just watch these thirty-eight days slip by. .
In fact, these thirty-eight days are not too short, they are enough to let me know a lot of bright or obscure things.
For example, the emperor today is weak and the emperor was not very happy at that time, only because someone said "good saint grandson" to Qi Sheng, the emperor could succeed the throne smoothly.
Another example: Although Qi Sheng is the prince, the emperor is most fond of the ninth prince, the king of Chu, who wants to abolish the prince several times and set up a new crown prince.
Another example: Zhang's grandfather was Chengzu's personal guard, and later he moved to Jiangbei with Chengzu, and made great achievements. Zhang's father is today's Minister of War, and he is in control of the military.
Another example: Huang Liangyuan has the largest chest in the East Palace, Li Chenghui has the thinnest waist, and Chen Liangdi has the most beautiful face! But the most intriguing thing is Wang Zhaoxun's pair of straight, taut, slender legs!
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Of course, thirty-eight days is enough to change a person's behavior.
The speech was changed from a straightforward and straightforward to a soft, slow speech.
The walking was changed from the stride meteor to the weak Liu Fufeng.
The seat was changed from a golden knife to a quail-like one.
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Alas, it's really hard to describe. Even when I was playing Cuju with the palace maids and the waiters, when the ball came straight towards me, I had learned to stop subconsciously covering my crotch, but instead to protect my chest...
Ugh! Really sad!