Fortunately, this section of the river is gentle, and there are large reeds along the river that can cover people's shapes. I used to read a lot of martial arts novels. I was afraid that Li Weiwei was really a martial arts master on the boat and would throw a dart at my back, so I just burrowed my head into the reeds.
After turning around in the middle of the reeds for a long time, he jumped into the water and swam up the river carefully.
I'm thinking about it, after my cover-up, the other party will no longer be able to find my whereabouts. Who knows that there are stupid people in this world who only know that they are stupid and wait in one place, but God still favors them. This fool, let him wait.
I don't think I'm being smart, I just think it's naive!
After swimming this far, I didn't even have the strength to go ashore, so I just sat in the water and shouted at Yang Yan on the shore, "Come and give me a hand!"
Yang Yan laughed happily, quickly took off his boots and rolled up his trousers, waded in the water and walked in front of me, put his hands on his knees, bent over to look at me, and said to me proudly, "I know You have to come back to find me!"
your mother's! If I knew that you were still here, I would have to swim across the river to grit my teeth!
I was still panting, ignoring his stubbornness, and just reached out to him: "Pull me up."
Yang Yan grabbed my hand and said, "Ninth brother is right, being a thief will make you feel guilty. If we don't need to do anything, Qi Sheng will be in chaos first. You are a stupid woman. He also treats him as a good person, and he just changed his clothes and crossed the river with him. If he really wants to take you with him, there are many ways to use it..."
When I heard this, I couldn't help it, so I used my milking strength to pounce on Yang Yan, grabbed his neck and pressed him into the water. Yang Yan didn't take precautions at first, but he drank two sips of water, and after realizing it, twisting his waist pushed me down.
I struggled desperately, but I couldn't shake Yang Yan's arm. This is the difference in strength, and this is the difference between men and women.
Yang Yan pressed me and said angrily, "Why are you a woman so moody and crazy?"
I suddenly felt very sad and angry in my heart, as if a mass of anger was pressing in my chest, but I couldn’t find an outlet for the conflict, I just held back my heart and could only turn back and shout: “I’m moody, I’m just crazy. , you are willing to be this woman!"
Yang Yan was stunned by my yelling, and the energy of his subordinates subconsciously withdrew.
I finally broke free from his hand, but the air in my chest also swelled up, turning into a heat wave that reached my eyes. I didn't want Yang Yan to look down on me, so I turned around and plunged into the water.
After a while, Yang Yan lifted me out of the water by my collar, looked at me with his head tilted, and asked in a low voice, "Are you crying?"
I glanced at the shore silently, and then looked at Yang Yan: "With a fool like you, can I not cry?"
Yang Yan frowned and looked at me suspiciously.
I raised my chin behind him and asked, "Hey? Can you beat them so much?"
Yang Yan was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly turned around. The dozen or so men in black with knives on the shore had spread out into a fan shape, and pressed towards the shore step by step.
Yang Yan looked at them, but he asked me, "Hey? Can you continue to swim?"
I thought about it and replied, "I can swim for a while."
Yang Yan nodded slowly, turned his face to look at me with unprecedented sincerity, and asked, "So how about one more person?"
I was stunned, and then I understood what Yang Yan said. I wipe, your mother's!
I turned around and ran into the back river, shouting as I ran, "Yang Yan, you SB, don't run!"
Yang Yan rushed to my side in a few steps, grabbed my arm and ran into the river, while running, he didn't forget to instruct me: "I can dig a dog, but I can't swim fast, you can just take me in front! "
As he said that, he grabbed my belt tightly.
I was helpless, and when I was paddling vigorously, I discussed with him: "Can we stop grabbing like this? I took off the belt, can you grab one end?"
Yang Yan thought for a while and let go. I took off the belt, tied one end to my arm, and threw the other to Yang Yan.
The man in black at the back had also entered the water, and there seemed to be backwater in it, so he even chased after him.
I took a deep breath and paddled with all my might, but unexpectedly found that the resistance behind me was so great that I could barely move.
I turned around, and sure enough, Yang Yan was also paddling desperately behind him.
I was in a hurry and shouted angrily: "Yang Yan, can you pretend to be dead and don't move?"
Yang Yan's body froze, and finally stopped struggling, but his body floated to the surface.
I turned around and paddled again, much faster.
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After swimming into the river, the water became more and more turbulent, and my arms seemed to be filled with lead, and every time I raised them, I had to exert a lot of strength. Even so, the body still drifted downstream along the river involuntarily.
I just heard Yang Yan shouting at the back to encourage me: "Hold on, hold on for a while!"
I didn't even bother to look back, so I simply stopped and unbuttoned the belt buckle on my arm while treading water.
Yang Yan's voice suddenly became high from the back: "Hey? What are you doing? You don't have such a thing, you have to keep your promises and be loyal!"
I ignored him, and still kept my head down and struggled with the belt on my arm. The belt was soaked with water, and it was tied in a dead knot. It was very laborious to untie.
Yang Yan changed his tone and continued to shout: "Sister, aunt, auntie! You can't do this, you can grit your teeth and work hard, I have already sent the news to Brother Jiu, and he will definitely send a boat to meet him. Ours, what is it that you threw me halfway through?"
I took the time to turn around and said, "It's okay, you're good at digging anyway. If you can't sink it, you drift along the river first. If I meet the King of Chu, I'll tell him to find you along the river."
Yang Yan's body was ups and downs on the river, and when he heard me say this, he immediately became anxious: "It's not possible, it's not possible, without this kind of gameplay, my eyes will be dark today, and it's amazing to be able to find it!"
I sincerely persuaded him: "I'm really bored, if we go on like this, we both have to finish playing, why don't you float in the river first, I'll deliver the letter, and besides, relax your whole body, only keep your nose and mouth on the water. Up, theoretically it can't sink!"
"Really?" Yang Yan asked.
I hurriedly promised: "Really, really!"
As he spoke, he let go of the belt he had taken off.
Yang Yan, who was behind, was rushed out by the water for a while, and Yang Yan shouted: "Zhang, don't regret it..." Before he finished speaking, the person disappeared above the river.
After all, I couldn't bear it in my heart, and shouted, "I'll go fetch you again if I regret it!"
The sky was getting dark, and my physical strength was gradually exhausted. It seemed that even without Yang Yan's drag, I was afraid that I would not be able to swim across the river. At this moment, I regret it a little bit. I secretly thought that it would be better not to lose Yang Yan just now, or else I would sink to the bottom of the water.
Thinking of this, the strength of the body was immediately taken out by two points.
Just looking at Yang Yan, he planned to go to Yang Yan, but suddenly saw a big ship sailing closer and closer on the river. In the distance, he could only see the carved beams and painted buildings on the ship, with bright lights, clear waves under the boat, and crowded figures. .
Obviously, such a boat would not be used by assassins. I was overjoyed. I only tried my best to swim to the boat, and it was far away, so I raised my arms and shouted loudly: "Help, help. what!"
Immediately someone on the boat flashed a lantern and shone at me, then turned around and shouted to the boat, "Sir, someone has been found."
I was stunned, forgot to tread water, and accidentally poured two more sips of water.
In the midst of the hustle and bustle, a bamboo pole was stretched out in front of me. I raised my eyes and followed the bamboo pole. Yang Yan, who was wearing a azure robe, was squatting dryly on the side of the boat. Under the bright red lantern, his face was smiling. .
Yang Yanchong raised his chin at me: "Hey? You are not slow to drift along the river!"
I gambled on my chest in one breath and almost fainted.
Yang Yan tapped the river in front of me with a bamboo pole and asked, "Do you want to come up?"
I really wanted to scold me, but my body was really exhausted. At this time, I could only drink a few more mouthfuls of river water.
I didn't speak, and stared at Yang Yan fiercely.
Another person slowly walked out of the cabin, with a white brocade robe and a golden crown on his hair, and said warmly, "Yang Yan, stop making trouble, the river is cold, pull her up quickly."
Yang Yan turned his head and said, "Ninth brother, you don't know, this girl threw me in the middle of the river. She is very cruel. I have to tell her to bubble more in the water!"
When I heard this, I thought it was very funny, I couldn't help laughing out loud. It didn't matter if I laughed, but a few sips of water came into my mouth, and some water got into my trachea, which made me cry.
I scolded Yang Yan and said: "Yang Yan, you are a coward, I have worked so hard to take you across the river, you don't remember your kindness, but you only remember the hatred for abandoning you at that time. I patted my chest and asked myself, if it wasn't for you, I would be able to swim across this Wanjiang alone?"
The more I scolded, the more ridiculous this world became. I looked up at the squatter king and scolded: "Don't come here to be a good person, Qi Sheng is not a good thing, neither are you, you guys, you can't determine the country's martial arts, and you can't live in peace. , will only play tricks on a woman, are you still men? Are all the parts on your body all grown? I feel ashamed for you!"
Cursing and scolding, I got emotional, I tried my last strength, jumped up with all my strength, and scolded angrily at the boat: "Ah-bah!"
When I sank into the water again, I gave up treading water and let my body sink to the bottom of the river.
This woman, Lao Tzu, has done enough! I don't want to play with this guy, Wang Bagaozi!
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When I woke up again, I was in bed, the bedding was soft, warm and dry.
I let out a long sigh, and turned to look at the latrine gentleman and Yang Yan, who were standing silently beside the bed.
Yang Yan opened his mouth and hesitated.
I said frankly: "I knew that you had to rescue me and come up, how could you let me die like this, so I have to take this opportunity to scold you hard, and there will be no shop after that village."
Yang Yan opened his mouth again, but he still hesitated.
I readily admitted again: "Yes, I'll bet that this scolding will sink, you may still think that I have a strong personality, but you can look at me highly."
Yang Yan opened his mouth again, and finally asked, "I'm just wondering, why do you call yourself 'Lao Tzu', even if you call yourself 'Lao Niang'?"
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