Prince Qi Sheng had never seen him again. It is said that he went directly to Jiangbei Camp from Xingsheng Palace that day.
That's fine, I'm really not ready to face this boss, and I even thought it would be better if I didn't see him for the rest of my life. I really want to say something to that brother: don't worry, I will take good care of this beauty for you.
Speaking of beauties, I suddenly brought up a sad thing. These beauties like flowers and jade can only be watched, and I can't even touch a handful. It really hurts me.
Incense was burning in the hall, and I sat silently on the imperial concubine's couch, my expression was calm, and my heart ached.
The palace maid Lvli came in from outside the palace lightly with a bowl of medicine, walked up to me and squatted down, and said softly, "Miss, it's time for the medicine."
I looked down at the black medicine soup, and my head suddenly became big. In fact, I was not afraid to drink the medicine, but when I thought of drinking this medicine, my chest was bigger, my waist was thinner, and my voice was softer, and I was afraid.
So, I sincerely looked at the hedge, and discussed, "Can I not drink it?"
Ledge just thought I was too bitter, and hurriedly handed the small candied fruit plate beside me to me: "There are new candied jujubes, you will not feel the bitterness if you eat one."
Be good to my hedge, candied dates are useless, but if you can let me fragrant one, it will work better than a plate of candied dates.
But this is just thinking about it, and I don't dare to say it if you lend me the courage.
Ugh!
After all, he was forced to drink the medicine by the hedgerow, and then continued to sit on my couch, pretending to be calm.
In fact, I am thinking about the career planning of the profession of "Prince Concubine". How can I steadily rise from the Crown Princess to the throne of Empress Dowager? It's better to be a young widow, learn from Empress Lu, Empress Wu and other seniors, and do A person who falls behind the curtain and listens to politics, etc., and then wakes up to be in charge of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beauties...
Ah! Such an attractive prospect.
After thinking about it for a few days, I couldn't come up with a clue. Seeing all kinds of beauties dangling in front of my eyes, I couldn't calm down, so I discussed with Lu Li after dinner one day: "I want to have a private conversation today. Get out of the palace."
Lvli deserves to be Zhang's confidant. With just this sentence and a little effort, two sets of outfits were brought to me. At this moment, I deeply realized that she is much more skilled than me when it comes to pleasing the boss.
But, Lu Li, what are you doing to get me two sets of clothes? Did I say I would take you with me
I had no choice but to say too many words, so I had to let her help me change my clothes, and then I stood in front of the full-length mirror and took a picture. Chest, I finally sighed deeply: Ledge, ah Ledge, are you women fools or are we men blind
Alas, still don't say anything, let's go out of the palace first.
When I got out of the palace gate, Lu Li called the sedan chair over and immediately helped me on the sedan chair.
I hurriedly asked, "Where is this going?"
Lu Li looked at me and was very surprised: "Don't you want to go back to the house?"
Back home? After leaving the East Palace and then entering the Shangshu Mansion? Why should I find this uncomfortable for myself.
"No, I want to walk by myself."
After I finished speaking, I hurried forward for fear of Lu Heng's further questioning. As soon as I took a big step, I felt refreshed. Lu Li chased half a block behind, and finally stopped out of breath, shouting, "Mother-ah, son, slow down!"
Slower? Joke, I want to slow down, won't you catch up with me
I stepped faster, turned around and smiled at Lu Li: "You don't have to follow, go home and wait, and then I will go back by myself."
After speaking, he hurriedly took a few steps and turned around the corner, completely leaving the hedge behind. Green hedges, green hedges, it's not that I don't know how to pity fragrance and jade, it's just that I really can't take you to the place I'm going.
I asked a few people along the way, and then I asked about the place to drink the flower wine, but I walked back and forth at the door four or five times, but I didn't dare to go in. Now how dare I go in at will with this body, if I don't get it, I will let it go. How can it be good for people to take advantage of it!
Alas, this hateful Siming Xingjun!
Xu Shi, the old lady who sold candy on the street, saw that I had been walking around here for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask, "Little lady, are you here to arrest your official?"
I was startled, but before I could react, I heard the aunt sigh again: "Alas, I've been lucky to be a man since ancient times, and guarding such a beautiful lady, I have to come here to have fun, man, man!"
Before she could finish speaking, I was already blushing with embarrassment and had a thick neck, so I quickly covered my face and walked away. But I was not reconciled, so I found another luxurious restaurant and went in, and explained to the little Er who was approaching: "I want to invite people to dinner, find a good place, and find me two girls who sing songs. "
Xiao Er immediately responded, "Okay! Please come inside. There is a water house near the lake. The scenery is beautiful and the environment is elegant. The girl who sings will call you in a while."
I was still a little worried. When I was going in, I hurriedly stopped the little Er, glanced around, and instructed: "Uh...you have to be lively and bold." I reached out and patted his shoulder again. Hehe smiled and whispered, "Uh... you understand."
If it is said that the second child has professional quality, I only understand this sentence. He smiled at me, blinked his eyes, and replied: "Don't worry, you, the little one knows!"
Immediately, my heart became clear, and I still had a good time talking to a smart person. I really wanted to ask him if he was interested in changing jobs. Why don't he just follow me back to the East Palace to be a servant. What the East Palace lacks is a talent like him!
After waiting in the water hall for a while, before the dishes were ready, the girl who sang the song arrived. When Xiao Qu sang like this, and when Xiao Jiu drank like this, my unhappiness in these days was like being blown away by the wind, and it was completely scattered. how to say? In terms of looks, this singing girl can't be compared with the beauties in the East Palace, but she is better in style. She is not in a hurry to touch her little hands, and she is not annoyed when she drinks a little wine. After a while, it made me dizzy. Dizzy.
I thought about it in my heart, it’s enough to do it this way, after all, it’s getting dark, and it’s not too early, so it’s pointless to go on, I can only make myself more troublesome, so I simply rewarded the singer Girl Qu, after paying for the wine, took advantage of the dizziness of Xiaojiu and walked out humming the little song she just heard.
Talent just walked out of Shui Xuan, and suddenly felt anxious, so he asked Xiao Er for the location of the latrine, and ran to the latrine.
Because the restaurant is not low-grade, this latrine is considered clean. It may be to prevent guests from falling into the hut. The oil lamp is still lit inside. Although the picture is not very clear, it is better than nothing.
There was also a brother standing there, and I didn't pay much attention to it. I just walked over and said, "Brother, let Jean."
Unexpectedly, the man refused to move, just turned his head to look at me.
I glanced at him casually, and he looked a little familiar, and I don't know where I've seen him. Oh, forget it, even knowing it is a matter of a lifetime, I don't want it anymore!
He still stared at me in a daze, and I glanced down at his object again. It wasn't much bigger than mine, how dare you
However, I have never liked to argue with others. Seeing that he wouldn't let me, I just stood by the side, and no matter why he kept staring at me, I just pulled up my robe and took out something. But when I was digging, digging, and after a long time of digging, I couldn't get the object out. A string in my head suddenly thumped, and in just an instant, cold sweat broke out all at once.
Then, the wine is completely gone...
…
Out of the corner of his eye, the man was still staring at me.
Several countermeasures flashed in my mind instantly:
1. Calm Emperor: Take a few pieces of grass paper, turn around and squat down, and make a big solution. I don't believe he can still lie on the ground and see if I have a little JJ.
2. Indifference Emperor: Fasten your trousers, turn around and leave. If I don't take out the objects, what are the objects I take out and what do I have to do with you
3. The Wind Emperor: Look at him sympathetically and ask: Has it been resolved yet? Is it frequent urination, urgency, and unclean urination? Have you tried the front row ×
The latrine gentleman is looking at me, I am looking at the wall...
At this unspeakable moment, someone outside the toilet suddenly shouted, "Ninth brother, you fell in? Why didn't you come out?"
After a while, the latrine gentleman beside him replied softly, "Oh, I'm here."
After speaking, he stopped looking at me, calmly put the bird into the cage, and turned to leave.
I let out a long sigh, and before I even had time to fasten my belt, I freed up my hands to sweat. Alas, it turns out that the latrine gentleman is the real calm emperor.
The voices of the two people outside gradually drifted away: "Ninth brother, hurry up, everyone is waiting, they said that they have found a wonderful person today, and they want to sing Eighteen Touch, let's go and listen."
The latrine gentleman smiled: "Oh, okay, let's listen."
Eighteen touch? Isn't that the little song I hummed just now? Immediately disdain in my heart, they are really two boys who have never seen the world, and they are so happy to hear that they are eighteen.
After this fright, there is no desire to drink or urinate. Fasten the belt of the pants, adjust the corners of the robe, continue humming my ditty, and go out in a big way.
"Stretch out your hand,
touch ah ah sister,
I touched the top of my sister's head, oh, oh, oh,
The fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus on my sister's head,
…”
I just wondered in my heart, I only heard that alcohol can scare people up, but I haven't heard that urine can scare people. It's really strange.
After returning to the palace gate, Lu Li was anxiously going around in circles, and when he saw me coming back, he hurried over to greet me, and said in a low voice, "My niece, why did you come back! This palace gate is about to be impossible to enter. !"
I smiled: "I can't go in, what's the hurry?"
Lu Li was helpless. He took the cloak and just tied it to me, but this face was not covered, but I was in a hurry here. I only tightened my legs and said to Lu Li: "Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry back to the palace!"
Ledge was quite puzzled and stared at me blankly.
Oh, hedge, hedge, how can you tell me? After all, the urge to urinate is different from the urge to drink, so you can’t save it!
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On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, Prince Qi Sheng returned to Shengdu from Jiangbei Camp.
The Laba porridge was cooked so fragrant and glutinous. I took the bowl and sucked the ground, and the green fence hurried in from outside the hall. Without saying a word, I snatched my porridge bowl. Then, with a slender hand, a group of palace maids came in behind me. , came up and surrounded me.
scare! Could it be that I peeked at their bath and was discovered