Everything has advantages and disadvantages. Although staying ambiguous with Ye Mingjun is the safest self-protection plan at present, emotionally, it is always unpredictable. There will not be so many tragedies in history.
When Ji Mo woke up from the dream of Mantian Yuehua, he subconsciously held his chest silently. Although his heartbeat remained the same as before, the frequency of occasional scrambles secretly reminded him that this troublesome organ was in a luminous pearl. Under the lure of trying to escape the control of the brain.
The useless thing, isn't it just watching the moon with Ye Mingjun for a while, isn't it enough to watch this thing in the self-study next night? What are you jumping for? Even if you jump, you dare to dream, the guy who is not afraid of death!
Angrily washed his face with cold water, the residual warmth left by Ye Mingjun finally faded away, but when Ji Mo opened the wardrobe, the priest's uniform with half sleeves cut off made his eyelids jump like a tragic omen.
Forget it, ask Suger for some tasks today, it's safer to do business these days.
Sadly, Ji Mo could only sigh helplessly when he found out that he, who has never been diligent, would actually take the initiative to do things one day.
It's a pity that there are always so many accidents in the world that will interrupt people's work plans, such as the cat owner lying on the keyboard in winter, the big dog waiting for you to go out with it with its tail wagging, and you can never expect it. When and where he will appear and do something Ye Mingjun.
"Good morning!"
When he saw the immortal's dazzling smile as soon as he opened the door, Ji Mo's first reaction was to hurriedly close and lock the door. Fortunately, reason stopped this behavior in time, so he just asked indifferently, "Xianjun, Please give me a reason for you to be here before dawn."
Ye Mingjun was not surprised by his reaction at all, after all, if Ji Mo would enthusiastically put him in the room, there would be a problem, so he raised the washboard in his hand and explained, "I thought after returning to the room last night. After thinking about it, in order to better fulfill your wish, you should unlock the seal as soon as possible, so I decided to complete the system punishment as soon as possible."
Oh, that's early enough, and you're here before the cock crows.
Looking at the sky that was not yet clear outside, Ji Mo knew that his plan to go to work while Ye Mingjun hadn't woken up had been cut off.
Ye Mingjun's washboard was naturally not used for kneeling. All this was because of the punishment for carrying Ji Mo back to the room without authorization last time - washing clothes for the target.
Who the hell knows what kind of life the person who made this system lives, is he punished by his wife for washing dishes and sweeping the floor every day and living in a housework hell
Thinking about the punishment for combing his hair that would torture him for half a month, Ji Mo immediately had a headache. He handed the priest uniform, which was not a pity to be scrapped anyway, to Ye Mingjun, and finally couldn't help asking. : "I understand the truth, but why are the punishments it gives so weird?"
The system tailored for Ye Mingjun has the best customer service in the world. At this time, it is no exception. He immediately answered the truth, "The content of the system's punishment is determined according to the inner resistance of the target."
Being harassed by a man only has this level of resistance. It seems that this heart has been abolished, and he needs a heart transplant.
There is no lie in the program. After hearing this, Ji Mo finally realized the seriousness of the matter. He was really unprepared for Ye Mingjun. If this continues, an accident will definitely happen, and it is a major event!
This seemingly harmless Lord Ye Ming has seduced him to the edge of the broken sleeve, and he must not continue to follow the opponent's rhythm, keep a distance from him, maintain a cold attitude, and treat him as an antique offering.
A series of countermeasures flashed in his mind, Ji Mo decisively began to implement it, and then he sat indifferently at the table and poured himself a cup of tea. Sure enough, ignoring the immortal's actions would not be affected. Holding the teacup, he thought more firmly. ,
That's right, you must always be soberly aware that they are not of the same race, as long as you keep in mind the fact that Ye Mingjun won't seriously fall in love with people, you can give up at the fastest speed.
What is this little guy thinking? Forget it, let's finish the punishment first, he'll probably be happy if he unblocks it sooner.
Ye Mingjun couldn't ignore the rejection that surrounded Ji Mo's body. Although he didn't understand why this man changed his face after sleeping all night, he still took out a jade basin and attracted a rain cloud to drain the clothes.
This person looks cold on the outside, but in fact, he has always been afraid that he will be deceived. Even if his whole body is thorny and defensive, as long as he takes the initiative to go up and cover it for a while, he will immediately soften. After observing for so long, he still doesn't know Ji Mo
Sure enough, Ji Mo, who was determined to ignore him at first, turned his head unconsciously when he heard the sound of pattering rain, and then found with a dark face that the immortal had created a rain cloud by some magic, but instead he only took it. He took a jade basin the size of a washbasin to catch the water, and the rain poured him into the basin like a shower, but the man didn't seem to feel at all, and he stuffed his clothes into the basin with great interest.
Ye Mingjun really does not take the usual way, he has never seen such a mysterious way of washing clothes in his life!
Seeing the rain dripping from the cheeks of immortals like jade, Ji Mo finally couldn't keep silent, sighed and said, "Xianjun, are you really okay?"
Huh? Why is it so soft today? Got up too early with a thorn on your body and went back to sleep
Finding that something he hadn't observed happened again, Ye Mingjun tilted his head suspiciously, but answered the question with a smile, "The Jade Altar of the Pure World can purify even a hundred-year-old ghost, and it's absolutely no problem to deal with clothing stains."
As soon as he said Ji Mo, he felt a little more headache. He glanced at the jade pot, and it was indeed faintly splendid and extraordinary, and he could only silently support the immortal's whimsy.
No, it's just a piece of clothing, do you have to purify the stain that acacia pods can fix? How many high-end operations are you going to take out of washing clothes
"I've seen mortals do laundry, then just put it on it and rub it hard-"
Ji Mo doesn't say anything, Ye Mingjun won't stop, the ancient artifact will never be stained with mortal dust, this is the first time he has tried to clean things, imitating the behavior of mortals is a bit interesting, when he is proud, he exerts force on his hand, Only the sound of tearing was heard, and when I raised my hand, the clothes were already divided in two.
"Um?"
Shaking the wreckage in confusion, the immortal looked back at Ji Mo with puzzled eyes.
This clothes is clearly engraved with the formation, how can he not even bear the strength after being sealed? He clearly asked Suger that it takes more strength to wash clothes, otherwise the stains will not be removed... Otherwise, try to control the strength again
Hehe, he knew that Ye Mingjun couldn't finish washing a piece of clothing quietly. Look, his priest's gown with broken sleeves turned into a rag in less than three minutes!
Seeing this tragic incident, Ji Mo only felt that he was like a prophet who gave him useless clothes. As for Ye Mingjun's eyes that were still glancing at the priest's uniform on his body, he chose to ignore it indifferently.
Pretending to be innocent, you did it on purpose! How much do you like to tear my clothes! Does this look mean that you don't even want to let go of this one on me
From Ji Mo's attitude, he read the full rejection. Ye Mingjun, who never knew why he gave up, chose to find another way. This turned over the treasure space that he could use at present, "I remember someone sent me back in time. The magic weapon…”
Probably, this is the local tyrant player, can't understand, can't understand.
Silently looking at this fairy who can make a bunch of magic weapons when washing clothes, Ji Mo, who doesn't want to be stimulated any more, can only helplessly take the veil to wipe his face, interrupting his inhuman behavior, "Okay. Well, the punishment doesn't dictate how well you wash it anyway, come and wipe it."
As soon as these words came out, it was decided that being dried by Ji Mo was obviously more interesting than washing clothes, so Ye Mingjun, who never knew why he gave up, decisively dispersed the rain clouds, so he sat in front of Ji Mo, looked up at him and said firmly: " When I go back and research the magic weapon of self-cleaning, I will wash your clothes for you."
You can solve this problem by going to the mall and buying a washing machine, thank you.
He rubbed the immortal's pale but extremely soft hair expressionlessly. Although Ji Mo couldn't understand it, he was a little envious when he looked at his always happy expression, and unconsciously asked, "Why can you find everything you need to do laundry? For fun?"
Ever since they met, the Ye Mingjun in his eyes has been smiling all the time. Immortals can find joy in any small thing, even if they are just hanging out and chatting, their expression is still bright like a spring light, so that Ji Mo who is with him often forgets the cruelty in reality, and his mood unconsciously relaxes. Maybe this is the reason why he can't refuse Ye Mingjun, because such optimism is the talent he will never have in his life.
Ji Mo's movements were very gentle. In fact, he never realized that he had never spoken harshly to Ye Mingjun, and even when he encountered unwilling actions, he never pushed him away. Although the artifact does not understand love like a child, he knows how to tell whether a human cherishes himself or not, so in return, he is willing to be used by this person.
He secretly spit out a breath of immortal energy and blew away the moisture in the clothes so that they could not wet the people around him. After making sure that Ji Mo didn't notice his small movements, Ye Mingjun responded with a chuckle, "This is what humans do every day, so I also want to try it once, so maybe I can understand what you guys are thinking."
Not expecting such an answer, Ji Mo moved his hand for a while, looking at the serious expression of the immortal, he suddenly asked a question that had been pressing in his heart for a long time, "Xianjun, you said that you like people, but look at Mortals don't seem to have any emotional fluctuations when they die?"
It's not just life and death, no matter in the Divine Continent Devil Continent, Ye Mingjun has never had any reaction to the world around him, as if all mortal affairs have nothing to do with him. At this time, Ye Mingjun really looks like an unattainable immortal above the clouds.
To this question, Ye Mingjun lowered his eyes and asked, "Don't people also choose to watch when lions hunt other animals?"
After thinking about it, Ji Mo nodded, "Because hunting is the habit of lions."
"So, in my opinion, war and cannibalism are also human survival habits. Your ancestors defeated all life on earth and became the overlords of the mortal world. They arbitrarily changed the rules of survival formed by you after thousands of years of exploration. I don't think that's a good thing."
Gently stating his knowledge of human beings after thousands of years of onlookers, Ye Mingjun's expression rarely became serious, and those bright eyes stared directly at the people around him.
"Of course, if you firmly believe that you can formulate new rules to replace this set of rules, you can make a wish to me, as long as your feelings are firm enough.
He is an almighty wishing bead, no matter good or bad, as long as you have a clear belief, you will be able to realize your wish if you get him. Therefore, the immortals have been worried that he will be used by the wicked, and the Xihuang Qimingzhu has not bloomed for a long time.
So, what would the person in front of him want to do with him? Like an emperor who expects Xunxian to get an immortal body? Or like the beautiful woman who found him, the emperor who is eager to marry and will only love himself and never marry another? Or like a woman who has lost her husband hoping that the Great Wall that takes her lover's life will collapse
Ye Mingjun has been in the world for thousands of years. He has met many people and fulfilled many wishes. Maybe the emotions they induce are different, but at least they can clearly say what they want. Over the years, the only one who kept him from guessing what the other party really wanted was Ji Mo.
Is it because he turned into a human form this time? It's just a difference in shape, why is there such a big difference
Leaning back slightly, the immortal who just fell into Ji Mo's arms smiled stubbornly, feeling the other's instantly stiff body and helpless breath, but her heart was full of doubts.
Don't ask me to heal you, and don't ask me to give you the power to dominate the world. Even temporary shelter must be achieved through a transaction. The person I chose, the real desire in your heart that you can't even be sure of, is it? what
Ye Mingjun has always been curious about everything, and Ji Mo can't see what he is thinking for a while, but when the immortal starts to toss himself again, he coldly instructs: "Then please keep it in mind. Humans are ferocious and aggressive creatures."
Obviously he is the one who should be protected, but he is always worried about him, which is also the cuteness of the little guy.
Smiling lightly, Ye Mingjun rubbed his head against the opponent's chest, and replied lightly: "I know, it seems weak but can always survive all kinds of difficulties with tenacious vitality, this is my favorite among the creatures in the world. Human causes."
You're not a cat fooling around! Even the position of a man is terrible!
The touch of the immortal's slightly wet hair on his chest made Ji Mo's breathing stagnate immediately, and he quickly took a step back before frowning: "Xianjun, that's because the target of human harm is not you."
"I don't know about others, but you won't hurt me."
The affirmative tone made Ji Mo pause again, and he could only ask doubtfully, "Give me a reason why you are so confident."
"Because you like shiny things."
Thinking of the sachets and moonlight that Ji Mo has clearly expressed, Ye Mingjun's expression is full of confidence. After all, he will never lose to any magic weapon when it comes to the skill of luminescence.
ah? Are you sure you're talking about humans and not dragons
Realizing that he really couldn't understand Ye Mingjun's thinking, Ji Mo could only rely on his own analysis to interpret it as an adult's love for valuables, so he warned more seriously: "It is true that people have no resistance to valuable treasures, but Once obtained, I would rather take it to the grave myself than give it to others."
He can be sure of this. After all, there is a pile of cemeteries under the ground to prove that people are indeed creatures who can do such things.
However, it turned out that he still underestimated Ye Mingjun, because the immortal's first reaction after hearing this was to ask happily, "So, even if you die, you want to be buried with me?"
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Throwing the veil on the man's face expressionlessly, Ji Mo finally realized that his plan to distance himself had failed miserably under the immortal's gags.
So, why do people keep repeating the same mistakes? What gave him the courage to discuss life with Ye Mingjun