"King's Landing in the Wild" is a magical novel on the male frequency. It once topped the best-selling list with the protagonist's intangible and compelling plot and the author's hand speed as if he didn't need to sleep at all. However, just when everyone thought that another great god was about to be born, it only took a week to become the most negatively reviewed essay, and even made readers spontaneously gather various search author information, vowing to form a team to send him a blade .
From then on, whenever there is an unfinished article, the readers will compare the "King's Landing in the Wilderness", and then they are relieved to find that whether the eunuch or the plot is bullshitting, it is better than half the cake being fed shit, which let go of the shaking unfinished end. Authors, then go back to the book comments and say hello to someone's immediate family.
This kind of routine continued for a whole year after the end of "The Wilderness of Kings". However, whoever praises "The Great Wilderness", sorry, please get out of the friend list mellow.
Ji Mo was a ten-year-old reader before he became a writer, and naturally he has also seen the legends of the rivers and lakes in this unfinished article. According to his analysis, the cool point of "The Great Wilderness" lies in Ye Mingjun's indifferent attitude towards nothing. The major forces and institutions tried to grab the treasures of heaven and earth, and he took out a better one. If the heroine wanted the world and wanted to conquer the fairyland, he also replied, "Oh, then I'll give it to you.", and then He really conquered the world and gave it to his harem like buying a toy.
In his eyes, the kings, the gods and the gods are nothing more than children who ask him for candy, whoever makes him happy will be rewarded, and whoever is naughty will teach him a lesson.
However, this is only the first half. When entering the realm of the gods, the plot of the book suddenly ushered in a shocking reversal. The protagonist's harem is actually trying his best to use him. Everything he has experienced is the result of other people's conspiracy. These women make up all kinds of lies, use him to gain power and position, and even kill his own mother. And when he discovered all this, his only true wife with hair had already failed in the palace fight and was left out in the cold.
Immediately afterwards, a godlike ending appeared. The male protagonist's harem began to kill each other, and Ye Mingjun, who tried to solve them, wanted to reunite with his wife, but was stabbed by him, and the whole play ended.
At the end of the story, the white-clothed immortal glanced at the world that had surrendered to him, and chose Bingjie without any nostalgia. His expression was as indifferent as when he came, and he only sighed, "Love and hate in the world, that's all."
Yes, Shuangwen abused the master, fought in the harem, the villain was suddenly washed clean after the tragic death, and in the end, the dead male lead and the dead female lead. All the characters with names and surnames did not have a good ending. It only took a week for this article to flow. It collapsed three thousand feet down and became Lushan Waterfall.
What's even more frightening is that Ji Mo once went back to look at it seriously, and found all kinds of foreshadowings in the early stage, which means that the ending of this kind of newspaper is not written down, but fixed from the beginning. At that moment, even with his determination, he couldn't help but open the trumpet and join the team of scolding the author.
Regardless of whether it was based on the novel's routine or literary pursuit, Ji Mo couldn't understand why there was such a malicious plot against the protagonist. In the end, he only came to a conclusion that the author of this book, the old king next door, was either killed by someone named Ye Mingjun. Wearing a green hat, or being kicked by a girlfriend to take revenge on society, anyway, the mental state is absolutely abnormal.
Of course, the question he cares about now is not why this unfinished masterpiece was born, but why Ye Mingjun, who has finally seen the red dust, appeared in this world, and he also carried such a strange prop such as a love strategy system
In Ji Mo's impression, although there is no fixed plot line for the arrival of heaven and man, as long as it is the protagonist of the ending article, when he appears in this world, it is basically the state of the finale, and because of the bonus of the ending cost, it is far better than the protagonist in the serialization. powerful.
He is sure that there is absolutely no system in "The Great Wilderness". Judging from the plot of Ye Mingjun's collection of all the back-posted harem photos, it is impossible for this person to be interested in men. If the other party did not lie to him with a name, it is this person. How are other gods different
Perhaps from this Ye Mingjun, they can find out the reason for the arrival of heaven and man.
"The prerequisite tasks are completed, and the seal has been released by 1%. Would you like to release the primary strategy task immediately?"
Just as Ji Mo was analyzing the identity of the other party instinctively, the system sounded like the voice of the best customer service. The hook snake, which had already made an attacking stance, seemed to have suddenly lost its target and slipped away from them. The man's explanation was also in his ear at the right time. come,
"My current cultivation base can only use small spells such as invisibility. It can't see us and will go elsewhere."
Is this guy who can't even beat a hooked snake really that pretentious master Ye Mingjun
Looking at this man suspiciously, Ji Mo found that this immortal monarch didn't seem to realize that there was anything wrong with him hiding away from a monster, and it was really far from the domineering Lingyun of the other protagonists. However, although he could not be sure of the opponent's strength, he had no other choice now. He quickly put aside all personal emotions and made the most appropriate response at the moment.
"The Demon Lord has only this prince. Since he personally took action, it is impossible to simply occupy a small town and stop. I estimate that they will immediately capture the surrounding cities and block the southern part of Shenzhou. Since your Excellency has no self-protection ability, why don't you come with me? Let’s act together and take care of each other.”
After Ji Mo's analysis, Ye Mingjun doesn't know anything about the world and needs to get information from himself. He is not good at fighting, and he also needs the cooperation of heaven and man. In fact, Ye Mingjun did not refuse, but the reaction he made was very different from what he imagined. I saw the man glanced at the hooked snake that was walking away. He didn't seem to be aware of the danger in the road ahead. He just chuckled. : "Okay, I'll cover you."
Where the hell did this man come from? Could it be that Seal One was trying to deceive him? But what good is doing such a boring thing
The plot of "The Great Wilderness" is very confusing, and the behavior pattern of the protagonist Ye Mingjun is completely impossible to estimate by common sense. Ji Mo can't detect the truth of the other party for the time being. , "A pleasure to work with."
Ji Mo's mask is called Insatiable, and it is an artifact made by Su Ge, the high priest of the ruler of the Divine Continent, for him. For the price, he also became a priest in white to obey the orders of the temple.
Ji Mo didn't think there was anything wrong with this. In the past, thanks to his insatiable probing ability, he was able to get out of all kinds of disputes. If he hadn't been caught by Ye Mingjun this time, he wouldn't have missed the movement of Prince Mozhou. Retreat in time.
It was he who was careless. A little carelessness in this troubled world would cost his life, and he must not be disturbed by any irrelevant emotions in the future.
Walking in the dark tunnel silently alerting himself, Ji Mo doesn't dare to relax anymore, and always pays attention to the movements of the people behind him.
Insatiable perception is not affected by light, so he ordered people to build secret passages without placing any lighting, so that in case of emergency evacuation, he could use this advantage to hinder the enemy. According to his observations along the way, although Ye Mingjun has sealed his cultivation, he did not have any stagnation when walking in the dark, and even avoided all traps without his reminder. It seems that the protagonist is really not a fuel-efficient lamp. People act weird and take it lightly.
No, that's why people are so weird that they have to be more careful. If they fall into the hands of others, it's just a small life risk. If their sexual orientation is not guaranteed, in terms of the result, the latter will undoubtedly be more tragic.
Just when Ji Mo decisively raised the danger level of a certain immortal to the highest level, Ye Mingjun, who had been silently following him, finally made a move, although the source of the sound was the picture scroll he pinned to his waist, "Release primary strategy mission: Immortal. Jun, you have been in the cold for too long and it is not suitable for cultivating feelings, please maintain the attitude of a gentleman and take the initiative to chat with each other for more than five minutes."
Ye Mingjun's indifferent temperament is consistent with the description of the novel, but he also has a system responsible for doing things. Ji Mo was shocked when he heard the task, a gentleman? What kind of shit is this? He had only heard of people chasing girls by unscrupulous means to play hooligans, but he had never seen anyone who fell in love and improved their ideological and moral qualities...
However, although he could not understand this magical logic at all, Ye Mingjun trusted the system quite a bit, and actually broke the silence and asked him lightly, "Are you afraid of snakes?"
"I'm afraid of anything that threatens life."
With the idea that letting him unlock more seals is finally a way to survive, Ji Mo still cooperated and started the conversation, but secretly added another sentence in his heart, and you are a dead gay who threatens chastity.
"Then are you afraid of the dark?"
Which pot can't be opened and lifted, does he look like someone who is afraid of the dark
Ji Moyuan was still thinking that the tasks assigned by the system were too simple. It wasn't until the person spoke again that he understood that five minutes was already very challenging for someone who could talk to death at any time.
However, he has always been a person who prioritizes reason. Although he is reluctant to talk about this topic in his heart, he still replied plainly: "It's okay, I'm used to it."
It's just a habit, not fear.
Instantly capturing the deep meaning of the words, Ye Mingjun looked at the hand that Ji Mo had pulled before. He didn't hate this feeling, and he heard that physical contact with people is a symbol of intimacy, although it's not that much. Understand still suggested: "If you are afraid, you can hold me tight."
I refuse, you are scarier than darkness!
Although he had been instructed to remain calm, Ji Mo couldn't help but grit his teeth when he heard this, but before he could think about how to politely refuse, the referee had already started calling to stop.
"Xianjun, you have fouled. Hug is an interaction that can only be carried out at the intermediate stage of the strategy. As punishment, please look at your strategy target with apologetic eyes until he forgives you."
Is this really a love strategy system? How does he feel like an ideological and moral education system for elementary school students? Is the current routine so innocent? Isn't he too open to let the male protagonist hug the female protagonist for three chapters
Although he was the target of molestation, Ji Mo couldn't help but complained for Ye Mingjun. However, this immortal seems to be really unreasonable, and he doesn't even realize what is wrong with the judgment, just because: "But I have been immortal for five thousand years and never know what it means to apologize."
What nasty things is this man saying seriously
"Then please replace it with sincerity."
Is there any point in making concessions in such an inconsequential place? Give me another punishment! Take out the majesty of the system and beat him up!
He tried his best to endure the trampling of the normal logic by the one-person-one system at the rear. Before Ji Mo could speak, he found out that this person actually started to execute. In this secret passage that was so quiet that a needle could be heard, a man in white followed silently behind him and stared at him all the time. This horrific scene was clearly punishing him!
Unable to bear the chill behind him, he could only pretend that he didn't hear the system sound at all. He turned around and smiled decently: "I know Xianjun is just joking and won't mind."
"Xianjun, the punishment is over, the five-minute timer starts again, please calmly complete the task."
"Xianjun first arrived in Shenzhou, do you have any questions?"
He knew that if he let this person go, he was afraid that he would not be able to complete the task for a day. In order not to encounter strange punishments, Ji Mo decisively gave him a topic that he could talk about for five minutes, and comforted himself in his heart.
It's only five minutes, hold on, he is going to go out and inform the temple to meet the enemy in time to do important things, and he can't waste time with a lunatic.
Alas, God knows how much self-control he needs to maintain such an embarrassing yet polite smile. This Immortal Monarch's chatting skills are completely negative!
Since the appearance of Lord Ye Ming, Ji Mo has never accurately predicted his reaction, and this time is no exception. This person doesn't care about his situation at all when he arrives in another world. Faced with such a topic that is suitable for gathering information, he only notices Ji Mo's speed up. , and asked curiously, "You seem to be worried about the external situation?"
"Because our temple has been committed to maintaining world peace."
Answering with a blank face, Ji Mo finally gave up the struggle, probably this is the so-called fairy chat, I don't understand, I don't understand.
"In a book I read, it was written that the world strives for profit, fights for the sake of it, and perishes because of the war. Only love can stop the war and restore the world to peace."
"Oh, if you can use love to influence Mozhou, the people of the world will treat you like a reborn parent."
It was such a touching and honest conversation that the high priest almost cried when he heard it.
"As long as you let me understand what love is, I will restore all my cultivation, and even the world can be given to you."
In other words, he has to endure this suffocating operation ninety-nine times? What's the difference between this and watching "The Great Wilderness" ninety-nine times? Well, he chose to die.
Just imagining the terrifying future, Ji Mo felt cold on his back, and immediately tried to get this person to dispel such terrifying thoughts, "Xianjun is joking, I just want to live in peace and have no desire for the world. There is no love for this luxury either."
It's a pity that Lord Ye Ming can always come up with wonderful insights into his words. At this time, he was a little surprised: "So, you don't want me to do anything for you, but you are only interested in me?"
When did he say stupid things like being interested in men
No, I seem to have admitted it...
Helplessly found that he seemed to have really dug a hole for himself, Ji Mo's teeth were sore in an instant, and finally he couldn't maintain the courtesy, so he turned to him and sincerely said: "I am a mercenary, eight out of ten sentences are true. Lies, the rest are half-truths, please be sure to treat me as a despicable and shameless liar, thank you."
Ji Mo felt regretful as soon as this remark came out. He clearly knew that in such a situation, he had to have a good relationship with all available people. Obviously, it was easy to please Ye Mingjun, but for some reason, he couldn't use his exquisite ways of doing things. Just when he was thinking about how to remedy it, the man in white smiled even more happily: "This is the first time I have seen someone say this to me, and I have never seen such a duplicitous person. You are so funny."
Silently looking at this man's face that seemed not to be offended at all, Ji Mo suddenly understood what the problem was. Ye Mingjun's attitude towards him is too kind, this kind of inexplicable kindness always makes him have the illusion that he has returned to the past world, as if he is still an ordinary teenager in the campus, and he doesn't have to weigh the pros and cons, and he doesn't have to always consider his words and deeds. You can make any remarks at will, and I believe that no one in the world will hurt you.
This is a terrible delusion, and once you get used to it, you will die in this world.
"The task is completed, and the seal is currently 2% unlocked. Congratulations, Xianjun, you already have a perfect start in less than a day!"
The sound of the system interrupted his contemplation, and there was a faint light in front of him. Only then did Ji Mo realize that he had completed the secret passage before he knew it, which made him feel a little more at ease. People can't go back to the past, as long as they go out from here, they can clearly realize what reality is, and they will no longer believe in any heaven and man.
Taking a deep breath, Ji Mo's expression had returned to calm when he walked to the exit, and he said as usual: "Xianjun, the people of Mozhou probably won't give up on chasing us, please maintain the invisibility technique after you go out."
Ye Mingjun's expression did not change because of this, but his eyes seemed to brighten a bit when they came into contact with the light, and a slight glance made Ji Mo, who had just walked out of the darkness, feel a little dazzling.
As long as the system doesn't assign tasks, the Immortal Monarch won't make any outrageous actions. At this time, he also jumped to the exit with a single step to make sure that there is no danger around him, so he reached out to Ji Mo below, and after thinking about it, he still asked lightly. He said, "If you are afraid, come to me, and I can keep you safe."
For a group of self-willed and reckless protagonists, Ye Mingjun has a good temper.
As if the previous depression had been forgotten, the moment he was pulled up, Ji Mo subconsciously crossed this thought. Although he couldn't figure out why this person was so abnormal, and he couldn't estimate the strength of the so-called 2% cultivation, he finally came to the first conclusion from the observation of Ye Mingjun—
Not a bad guy, but a real weirdo.
The author has something to say: Ji Mo: This guy should be the protagonist of Buddhism.
Ye Mingjun: Oh, we cultivators have good temperaments.
System: Xianjun is right.
Mr. Wang, the author who asked for the code: No, don't be deceived by his appearance, this is a super difficult boss!
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