The Queen Villainess Eavesdrops on My Heart and Won’t Let Me Slack Off

Chapter 70: Section 70

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Plan pass!

Roger first showdown:

"My lord, the chief of the city defense station, on the first day of taking over the city defense army, thank you for liking the little program I arranged, and I didn't waste my painstakingly picking pigs."

The citizens laughed, these breeding pigs were brought by your kid

"Lord Brando, NB!"

"Please make sure to do it a few more times! We haven't seen enough!"

"I'll donate military expenses to the city defense army and buy a few more pigs!"

"Donate military funds to buy pigs? Please be a person and give the goddess of war a rest."

"Chongchongchong! Dry the eyes of the goddess of war!"

The citizens all burst into laughter.

Roger smiled with satisfaction.

Now everyone should remember that I am the chief planner of the Japanese pig, discuss it well, and help me spread the word to all believers!

Of course, this is not the end.

Roger took out a magic scroll, opened it, and projected the new icon he entrusted to Sophie and Amti Chamber of Commerce to design on the square:

A golden shield with a stick figure of the goddess of war.

However, her charming head was replaced by a pig's head.

The style of painting is simple but expressive, with an inexplicable sense of joy, but it has a unique degree of recognition, which can make people remember at a glance, and then think of the two or three things that have to be said between the goddess of war and the pig...

Don't look at the simplicity of this icon, Roger has been deceived by Sophie for 500 gold coins, and only a master painter can achieve this effect.

It turns out that the only downside to expensive things is that they are expensive.

The citizens present saw the spectacular scene of the pigs charging on the square with their own eyes, and couldn't help showing a knowing smile that they all knew.

But they were still a little confused about what the young man wanted to do.

Just draw an icon to entertain the goddess of war? Selling souvenirs for this event

Just this kind of feeling sucks money, isn't it necessary, my lord

Seeing everyone's curious eyes, Roger didn't give a shit, and explained with a smile:

"Thanks to the cooperation of the Goddess of War this time, everyone fully realizes how strong our pigs are and how durable their physical strength is. Later, we will cooperate with the Amti Chamber of Commerce to invest in the construction of the Santa Bella pig farm. Let more citizens of the empire share the fruits of this victory!"

Santa Bella… Pig farm

The citizens of the square were stunned for a moment, then laughed directly.

Absolutely, the goddess of war's god name is Tibera!

And then you named a pig farm "Saint"

Believers of the goddess of war are not crazy to see

To share the fruits of victory is to eat the meat of the Sun God Swine or its descendants

This... kind of interesting!

"Lord Brando NB!"

"For the sake of the parents who died in the bloody night of Odu, I will only eat the pork from Santa Bella in the future!"

"Does eating this pork last as long as the pigs? Well, I'm going to buy a ton for my husband!"

The citizens burst into laughter again, and the atmosphere was even warmer than before.

The idea that this Lord Dio Brando was thinking of is a little out of the norm, a little trivial...

But we like this kind of stuff that doesn't have six and three vulgars!

Dior felt everyone's high emotions, showed a charming smile, and said passionately:

"I assure everyone that the Santa Bella pig farm was built for the empire to fight against the gods. After removing the expenses for maintaining daily operations, all profits will be donated to the imperial military!"

"Lord Brando NB!"

"I assure everyone that every piece of pork sold by the Santa Bella pig farm is a descendant of today's super-god pig!"

"Lord Brando NB!"

"I assure everyone that the breeding pigs of the Santa Bella pig farm must continue to charge the goddess of war for more than an hour to be considered qualified. This standard will never be lowered!"

"Lord Brando NB!"

"I recommend a dish to everyone, shrimp and pig heart, the essence of super god pig and pig! Thank you goddess for giving us her heart!"

"Lord Brando NB! NB! NB!"

The imperial people were about to laugh madly.

As we all know, the core slogan of the followers of the goddess of war is "dedicate your heart to the goddess".

But now we imperial people directly eat the pig hearts you donated, what do you think, believers

Arrogant? But we, Her Majesty the Queen of Eternal Night, have defeated your goddess, so we can be so crazy!

At this moment, the imperial people in the square, even the soldiers of the city defense army and the employees of the Amti Chamber of Commerce felt that Lord Dior was too charming.

We would like to call him the first person to revive Aodu!

Who would have thought that the goddess who could not be provoked in the past has now become a hot weapon for imperial breeding pigs, the gold standard for testing business ability!

When the pork produced by Santa Bella is on the market, it will not be delicious food, but a plate of war goddess jokes!

Even the imperial people who don't like pork feel that they can buy some and eat it happily.

Seeing that the heat was almost over, Roger ordered his subordinates to put on red robes for the pigs, with big red flowers on their chests, stamped with the trademark of Santa Bella Pig Farm on their buttocks, and carried them on a flatbed truck.

The magicians have quietly used magic to restore their physical strength. At this moment, they look majestic and arrogant, and they will definitely give birth to the most delicious piglets!

Although it was getting late, the city defense army stood by with the magic crystal lantern, and the military band played the wedding march, which made the pigs shine even brighter, and the whole city could see it!

Roger announced loudly:

"Although the bridal chamber is ahead of schedule, the city defense army is willing to make up a ceremony for the grooms and officials, travel all over the city, and let's celebrate your majesty's victory together!!!"

After blowing the pig for a long time, Roger finally attributed the glory to the queen, further igniting the enthusiasm of the imperial people!

Although the pig team made great contributions today, the queen is the MVP, and the thigh-level mages who output accounted for 99%.

If you don't praise the queen, how can you call the imperial people

The procession of the pigs marched forward, and Roger naturally followed.

He scattered the city defense troops and arranged an iron barrel formation without dead ends to fully protect the team of pigs parading through the streets.

No one doubts this order.

Everyone knows that the real purpose of today's action is to attract followers of the goddess of war, and the super god pigs are the bait.

Spread out the formation, walk all over the city, and take the initiative to create an environment that is convenient for those mad believers to do it. Can they hold back

As for the less protective power around Dior-sama...

Ordinary soldiers are too excited, I really did not expect it.

And it's all in Roger's calculations.

He took the initiative to stand up for hatred, just to make the followers of the Goddess of War hate him.

Conspiracy can be lost, Dio must die!

As the founder of the Santa Bella pig farm, he hoped that those fanatics would never let themselves go.

Please give me joy and end this sinful life.

Otherwise, he will definitely open the St. Tiberias pig farm all over the empire, so that the statue of the goddess of war will not be enough!

And the fanatics, just as he thought, were eyeing this team.

In a private house, a young man with beautiful eyebrows and a strong waist, with a huge body and a small head, frowned at this moment and said, "Have you contacted Mr. Joestar yet?"

"All the magical circuits agreed upon are useless." The man in Chinese clothing responded with a wry smile.

The handsome young man slapped the table: "No wait, kill that Dior Brando first, he's just madly making up goddess jokes, and his mind is the worst!"

Also, dare to look more handsome than me!

Can this person stay

Soon more than a dozen believers, ranging from high-level magicians to legendary powers, scattered into the darkness and ambushed on the only way for the pigs to pass through the streets.

Chapter 55 Tai Bella refuses to try shrimp and pig heart

In the void, there is a giant tree whose height is unknown, and its breadth is unknown.

The giant branches are lush and leafy, as thick as the trunk of the post road, and there are different varieties of exotic flowers and herbs, rare medicinal materials, and I don't know how long they have grown.

In this vibrant giant tree paradise, there are strange creatures of different worlds, Warcraft, inhabiting them...

Huhu sleep.