"He just has eye cramps." Taking Fang Hao back to the space, He Zizhong continued to say the second half of the sentence, "He likes Lotte and wants me to inquire with you, is there any possibility for Lotte to accept him? sex."
Fang Hao was speechless, and took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator beside him. They collected a lot of this in the early days of the apocalypse. They didn't usually drink it, but it was enough for the two of them to drink for many years.
"Zhang Xiaoming said he had seen it long ago. Today we two persuaded him for a long time, and we finally made him give up his thoughts on that fairy." Fang Hao looked up at the ceiling speechlessly, "We will talk again tomorrow. Help him ask..." In fact, he and Zhang Xiaoming are also very curious, but they have just fallen out of love, how can they ask Lotte if he can accept same-sex love? It also depends on the atmosphere, doesn't it? He still has to think about how to say this.
After the couple chatted about other people's gossip, they went to eat, bathe, practice and sleep together holding hands. Until the next day, Fang Hao dragged Zhang Xiaoming again and muttered for a long time. Finally, Zhang Xiaoming was extremely reluctant, but still thought of himself for the sake of his good friend. Under sacrifice, decided to cooperate with someone's trap.
"You don't seem to be quite right these two days? Why are you always in a trance and wandering from time to time? Say, are you also in love with someone?" Depressed, Fang Hao started to attack Zhang Xiaoming according to the prepared plan.
Zhang Xiaoming scolded in his heart for making friends carelessly, and glanced at Lotte quietly. Seeing that he was also looking at him, he coughed awkwardly: "How can there be..."
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The offensive of men and women is no worse than that of women. Fang Hao successfully completed the task. Before the two of them left the reincarnation team, they asked him the answer that made him extremely embarrassed, and dragged his husband to a corner. murmured in a low voice.
"What? Asked?" Seeing Fang Hao pulling him aside, He Zizhong guessed that he had already asked some information from Rakuten.
Fang Hao nodded with twisted facial features.
"Then... what did he say?" In fact, straight men were normal before the apocalypse, but who made the number of women drop sharply in the post-apocalyptic world, and men and men are more and more together
Don't you see, when they came back to the red light district again, didn't they see a lot of handsome and thin men soliciting customers there
When the two of them went shopping last time, they saw a lot of men hanging out on the street together holding hands openly.
"Cough... He said..." Fang Hao recalled Lotte's original words, and explained it in a relatively tactful way, "He said... He heard... what about two men... it will hurt your butt."
He Zizhong:…
"And... I don't know where he heard it from, saying that the two men... will get hemorrhoids."
He Zizhong:…
"In addition, he also said, what about the two men... In case of heavy bleeding... I would be embarrassed to ask Sister-in-law Wang for treatment... "
He Zizhong... unable to hold his forehead, he took a deep breath for a long time: "That's all?"
Fang Hao shook his head and looked at Guo Bing who was looking at him secretly not far away with infinite sympathy: "He said... Among the men he knew, Zhang Xiaoming and I were the only ones who were more in line with his aesthetics. , but I never thought about it before, now... Zhang Xiaoming and I have masters, and he is too embarrassed to interfere with us... "
Zhang Xiaoming has a master? Who is the other party? Wait, now is not the time to say this: "Then... what about Guo Bing?"
"He first said that only if we meet his aesthetic standards, and then we asked him to imagine people such as their captain, and he cited a bunch of 'supposedly' that he heard from nowhere." The sympathy on Fang Hao's face became heavier. It was said that these piles were obviously excuses. The excuses that were deliberately made to cover up that he was a face control were too fake.
He Zizhong took a deep breath: "Fortunately, he didn't say that men and men will definitely get AIDS... You didn't give him science?"
"It's popular science, but he still seems to like beautiful women more..."
He Zizhong was unable to hold his forehead, and patted Fang Hao's shoulder: "You help me call Guo Bing..." Let him handle this by himself.
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"Well, did you find anything?"
"The personnel sent over have been staring at them, and have not noticed anything, nor have they heard what the members of their squad say."
Song Xianghong frowned, feeling a little sullen: "I still can't use things like bugs now?"
"It's fine if there is a data cable connected, but the one that can be used... can't be used." The person who replied was also embarrassed. Because the post-apocalyptic changes in the natural environment have affected data communication, almost all pre-apocalyptic wireless technologies can no longer be used. Otherwise, it’s just to monitor the internal situation of a team. How can it be so tricky as it is now
"Add some more people... It's really not possible, just bring back all the people from their team!"
"But there seems to be a lot of power users in their team. If they use force, I'm afraid..." The Lu family fought a tough battle before they captured the healing power user last time, and the house was forcibly collapsed. After half the building, if the Lu family hadn't dispatched most of the main armed forces for stability, they would not have been able to bring back the healer, which would have damaged a lot of people.
Now the base requires stability everywhere, otherwise they would have gone directly to ask for someone.
Song Xianghong pondered for a while, and then decided: "Don't they want to buy more special weapons? Just use this to set up a set, and try to lead their people to the place where we have set up an ambush to surround it!"
"Yes!" This kind of simple and rude means, unless the other party has the ability to subdue ten guilds, it will definitely be successful!
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He Zizhong and the two did not know what happened to the reincarnation after the two of them left. They only knew that when everyone gathered to prepare to go out on the third morning, Lotte lowered his head and followed Guo Bing, who was finally relieved. around.
When He Zizhong secretly dragged Guo Bing aside to inquire, Guo Bing let out a heavy sigh: "The labor and management took him directly back to the house."
"... You are strong?!"
Guo Bing glared at him: "I just told him, if it works, you will know if you try it? Then let him do it." After that, he snorted proudly, "The skills of labor and management are so good. very."
He Zizhong squinted his eyes at him for a long time, seeing that Guo Bing was so guilty that he almost exploded, and he threw his hands back to the Marauder and drove out of the base without mentioning it.
When he got back to the car, he learned the truth from Fang Hao.
"He said that Guo Bing pulled him aside and said straight to the point that he wanted to have a try with him, and if he really couldn't accept it, he would give up." Fang Hao made a helpless expression and spread his hands, "That idiot doesn't hold back. After nodding, he said that he was bitten by someone, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he was put on the bed... He didn't even resist, he was eaten in a daze... "
He Zizhong held back his laughter for a long time, but he still burst out laughing. It seems that Guo Bing also wants to understand. Lotte is a typical ignorant person. Showdown, tell the other party how much you like him directly with actions. This trick is just right for Huanglong to use it on people with temperament like Lotte.
"Why do I think Rakuten seems a little unhappy?"
"No, he just didn't sleep well... He's still sleepy." Fang Hao's expression distorted again, and he rubbed the dumpling in his arms twice. People are not angry at all now, they deserve to be eaten and wiped clean!
The proud Guo Bing was very excited along the way. From time to time, he used the walkie-talkie to give random orders to the various teams, but was finally stopped by Chen Ning. Do they want to go back to the base after that
Lotte didn't know the situation. He was lying in the corner of the car, forcibly using Zhang Xiaoming's thigh as a pillow to make up for sleep. Zhang Xiaoming was so angry that Zhang Xiaoming tried to push him to the ground several times to fend for himself. In the car, he didn't dare to move...
This time, there were a lot of people going out to do tasks in Samsara—all of them were dispatched. Because it's not an official mission, it's not strictly checked when leaving the base, just check in. As for why the whole team was dispatched this time? Guo Bing said to the members below that he wanted to train and cooperate, but in fact he was worried that if someone came to the door while they were not at the base, and arrested the rest of their team members
Now they carry the jade card space with them, and they can put all the things they collected before, so there is no need to worry about the villa in the base being stolen. Since He Zizhong and his wife have the jade pendant space, they can also help cover up the existence of the original space, which is very convenient for everyone to travel.
A group of convoys headed deep into the city in a mighty way, and drove all the way to the silver of the target along the road that was barely walkable.
"I...Fuck...Lao He, is this the kind of zombie you mentioned before?!" Seeing a Transformers zombie at the street entrance in front of him, which was as high as a second floor and composed of unknown numbers of zombie limbs, the intercom said Guo Bing's unsteady voice came out.
"Yes, fortunately, it's not too big." He Zizhong was calm in the face of this guy. Although he didn't directly face to face with this combination of zombies last time, after knowing what was in its core, He Zizhong was calm. Zi Zhong said that it was relatively easy to deal with.
Rumbling boom boom boom, most of the people in Samsara got out of the car. In the few days before they entered the city, they heard He Zizhong and his wife talking about the strange and strange zombies that have appeared today. Wind-type and speed-type zombies are more difficult to deal with, and earth-type zombies will also make people suffer a dark disadvantage, but is this combination type... Isn't it the only one? Brothers, blast it!