The Record Of Barton’s Fantastical Events

Chapter 1936: 17 Mortician literacy

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The cheap funeral sent by Jessica was held as scheduled. According to the agreement between the two parties, everything that could be saved was saved. From the funeral to the burial, it was all done in one hour.

It is worth mentioning that reporter Kate came to interview. The reason she used was that she had nothing to do, and her belly was already very obvious. The work at hand was transferred to other reporters on the grounds of caring for pregnant women. She had no case at hand, so she went out to look for trouble on her own.

"The last time Grande's public funeral in North Park was that of the corrupt police chief of the South District." Do you still remember, "It also caused some discussion. This time, what story do you want to make up?" Isn't Kate here? Just kidding, it seems that making up stories shouldn't be done by a reporter, but it is important to let all the aliens in Barton know that vampires and demons peacefully ended this incident caused by a complete vampire.

"Go and interview the family members of the deceased." Zach pointed the way to Kate, "Jessica said the family members are all demonic people and they have stories."

Kate started the interview using the Grande's reception room. Content is not what Zak Zak cares about anymore.

However, as the first funeral experienced by a new employee of Grande, Zach needs to, as the boss, convey a message to his employees that this is not the standard specification of Grande's funeral.

This funeral omitted a lot of things, and some of the qualities that a funeral director should have were not reflected. It's too general to say that. Zach called the most familiar staff combination, Milo and Scott, to the office and talked to Scott first.

"The attitude of you 'afternoon (interview) people' is too casual." He was referring to the former criminal employees in the living area. "When a person dies, the funeral is the only way for the relatives of the deceased to say goodbye. You cannot There was a lot of laughter and fun at the funeral.”

Why.

Although employees in the funeral industry do not have any professional needs, they still need to pretend to have the ability to empathize. But those former criminal employees can’t even pretend! What can I say? People who commit crimes have lower moral standards than normal people...

Although the ex-convicts in Grande's former halfway house are also criminals, the reality of non-personal freedom is at least a constraint. No one really cares if strangers die, but being in a glorified prison within the halfway house system, the staff are at least... insensitive.

Today’s ex-criminal employees don’t even have this numbness. The reason is obvious, right? Because they are free.

"I'm not joking." Scott didn't want to accept Zach's accusation.

Scott really didn't do anything outrageous at the funeral. The very important reason is that he and Milo knew that the person buried today was someone who had been 'eaten' by Calvin who had already left! Scott can't play!

Zach's point was not to accuse him, but, "I hope you will convey your mentality to your 'afternoon' colleagues. When working in Grande, it is correct to be cautious with people and objects."

Scott was sullen and silent.

Zach turned to Milo, "You 'morning people' performed well." This was not a compliment, it was taken for granted. "But I hope that you can perform like this in normal funerals in the future." Zach looked at Milo, this conversation has a specific goal. "If during the funeral process, there are blessings from the Holy Lord faith, spiritual evocations from the Indian faith, and funeral mourning from the Republican faith..." You can understand, these are the things that are happening now in Granville. We will know the actual process in the business of De Funeral Home! And these processes, in the eyes of foreigners, are all jokes! "No matter how ridiculous you think it is for those human relatives to do these things, don't show it. Like I said, funerals are the only way for them to say goodbye to their relatives. They have the final say on how they say goodbye. We are just a service industry."

Milo pursed his lips and said, "Then I will no longer participate in normal funerals." Well, it means that we cannot guarantee that we will remain serious about human funerals. However, Milo had his own reasons, "I have already taken on the task of arranging Grande's remains, so I can just stay behind the scenes."

Zach dismissed this reason, "No, I'll pay you two wages, and you have to do both jobs. Like Scott, you go and convey it to your 'morning' colleagues." Zach's reason is also the same. It was very sufficient, "One day, you will also need a funeral." But it was said like a threat, deliberately, "Grand has given you this benefit, how seriously do you take other funerals now, when the time comes Grande Just take your funeral seriously.”

These words can impress Milo. He came to Grande to retire. Remember~ "I did hear that you ordered a funeral for a tree man at the Sabbat in the West."

Zach nodded, "That's right. At some point in the future, will I customize a funeral that suits you?"

Milo was quiet for a while, but Scott tilted his head and looked at Milo for a long time.

"Okay, I'll tell them." Milo agreed.

Zach was satisfied that the conversation was very successful and could let the two guys back into the living area.

Just as the two employees left, Benjamin came.

"Gangro is gone?"

"gone."

"So apart from the devil contractor, he didn't cause any other trouble."

"Fortunately~"

"Then you just did everything right."

Zach had a bad feeling.

The premonition came true quickly, Benjamin, "Very good, we have time to investigate why you have become weak." Yes, it is just a continuation of yesterday. Benjamin is worried about Zach, but this worry... As he said yesterday, Zach can't do things without a clue, not to mention, Zach really... doesn't care about getting weaker!

"Don't you have any commission to do?" Zach tried to divert Benjamin's attention.

"There hasn't been much happening recently with the local aliens. They are all aliens who escaped from the Republic. Mo is more professional." Benjamin changed Zach's topic in one sentence.

Zach was helpless, "Okay, let's start the investigation." Then he started to look at each other with Benjamin. Zach's idea is very simple. Maybe if Benjamin realizes that this matter cannot be advanced at all, he will give up.

In no mood.

"Very good!" Benjamin waved to Zach, "Sam, come out."

Zach was stunned for a moment, "What does it have to do with Sam..."

Sam, who had already obeyed Benjamin's order, floated out of Zach's eyes and looked at Benjamin with a confused face.

"I have a theory." Benjamin started, "When a vampire becomes stronger, the soul is corrupted and disappears, and when a vampire becomes weaker, it's the other way around." Benjamin's theory... Listen to it, "Isn't this what Fan Zhuo's complete body is like? Well, put a new soul into the vampire body." It makes sense. "Then, I guess, Zach has become weaker because your soul body, Sam, has been in Zach for too long, and the vampire blood has no restraint on you. The stronger you are, the weaker Zach is!"

Zack and Sam blinked at the same time. Judging from the time, Benjamin's theory seemed to be tenable... It was only after Sam began to consciously train as a ghost to become stronger that Zack vomited blood for the first time.

"No." Zach was quite calm, "Then why does Dora have no influence? As Dora's wizard-ghost partner, Sibella is stronger than Sam."

"I asked." Benjamin had actually done his homework. "Sibella and Dora act separately most of the time, unlike you and Sam who 'come together' for a long time."

Makes sense.

"Then... what should we do now?" Sam asked, "If I leave Zach, can Zach change back?" He looked at Zach with a complicated mood, "Have you... become stronger?"

Zach felt himself and answered with certainty, "No."

"Why are you so anxious? Your weakening is a process, and so is your recovery!" Benjamin seemed to be very convinced of his theory. "You guys stay separate and we will observe you for a while."

Zach has a question, "How long is a period of time?"

Benjamin really prepared this 'investigation' seriously, "Either you start to regain your strength and prove that this theory is right! Or, you vomit blood again and prove that my theory is wrong!"

So, indefinitely.