The Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 1439: Lolisa's welcome banquet

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Ever since Lily moved into this house, Hao Ren's furniture, doors and windows have been broken every three to five times, but on the other hand, Lily's skills in repairing furniture, doors and windows have also improved—after all, she is an idle veterinarian + unpopular writer. The income is also limited, and it is impossible to pay for a new set of furniture in three or two days, so the only thing left is to improve one's maintenance skills. Under Hao Ren's reminder, the husky girl raised her eyes and suddenly saw a big face of her landlord printed on the steel anti-theft door. The outline of half a hand, in an abstract way, shows the resistance and hesitation of the owner of this face at the moment when the door hits—the husky spirit's ears drooped on the spot, and he began to work hard on the door.

Husky's refined door is also different from other houses. She doesn't even use tools to make sheet metal. She just holds the door panel and pats it on both sides with her hands. The uneven marks on it are instantly smoothed by her strange power. Not to mention Hao Ren's face, even the few remaining decorative patterns on the door were slapped like a mirror by her. In fact, due to the frequent occurrence of similar incidents, this steel anti-theft door with many beautiful patterns has now been completely flattened. Hao Ren has no doubt that except for the door frame, the rest of the door has actually been as thin as paper by Lily. Already...

Lolisa followed Hao Ren into the "Pope's Palace" which was completely different from what she had imagined. She first saw a large living room with various strange-style furniture and furnishings around the living room. Several doors and an upward staircase, supposed to lead to other rooms and the second floor. On a low cabinet opposite the living room, a square flat device is showing a vivid picture, a smiling woman is holding a colorful bag inside and introducing: "... this cat food is our The products recommended by the program are for cats over two years old... ”

On the coffee table in the center of the living room, the cat girl was squatting on the table and staring at the screen intently, drooling all over the place. After hearing the sound of Hao Ren entering the room, the silly cat immediately turned around and jumped down. Hao Ren grabbed the latter by the collar and shook it vigorously: "Silly big cat! I want to eat that, I want to eat that, you go and buy me that now!"

While shaking, he pointed at the cat food advertisement on the TV, his eyes were so bright that they could almost release a circle of light.

"Go, go, go... Do you want to eat a lot of canned food that I bought for you a while ago?" Hao Ren slapped the stupid cat's paw, "How many times have I said that you are not allowed to squat while watching TV?" On the coffee table!"

Vivian heard the movement in the living room, pushed open the kitchen door and poked her head out: "Hao Ren, come back... this is Lolisa?"

"Hi everyone," Lolisa looked around at the people in the living room, bowed with a smile, then raised her hand to outline a dispelling rune, and instantly restored the original image of long silver hair and elf ears, " Hao Ren said that it's best to disguise yourself when you're outside, otherwise you'll attract unnecessary attention—but it shouldn't matter here, right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Nangong Wuyue in the shape of an octopus wobbly climbing down the stairs on the second floor. A rag was wrapped around each tentacles on the lower body of the sea monster girl, and she was wiping the handrail and the handrail of the stairs. While raising the steps, he raised two other tentacles and waved in greeting: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, look, there are a few people in this room who look like humans..."

Y'zaks lifted his head from the newspaper: "I've kept my human form even at home."

"You are the only one here who is not qualified to say this—you look like an alien in human form," Hao Ren said casually, and then looked for the figure of the devil girl, "Where is your daughter, old Wang?"

"I'm fixing my battery car in the backyard." Izaks laughed, not paying attention to Hao Ren's teasing just now, anyway, he was used to it, "Why, what can I do with her?"

"While Lolisa is staying at our house for a few days, let the little girl learn Transfiguration from her, so that she won't have to wear colored contact lenses, a hat, and a tail around her waist every time she goes out," Hao Ren said. He took off his coat and threw it to the roll, and said casually as he walked towards the sofa, "Can you change another means of transportation? You are struggling to carry yourself on your electric tricycle, and you are walking around the streets with a bunch of refrigerators, color TVs, and washing machines every day. I feel sorry for those three wheels... Get out! I gave you clothes for you to help hang up, not for you to sleep on the floor!"

Y'zaks laughed dryly when he heard about Transfiguration: "Hey, isn't it the same if she learns from me? I'm going to teach her soon."

Hao Ren rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "Pull it down, she followed you all day long to study fireballs, and I didn't see her learn anything else, and if you look in the mirror, can you see it with Transfiguration?"

Y'zaks thought about it, and couldn't help but agree.

Lolisa watched the daily communication of Hao Ren's family in front of her eyes with great interest. She always had a smile on her face, and it was different from the indifferent smile she often showed when she was in Holleta. Full of temperature. Lily noticed this sharply after returning from repairing the door, and she was still a person who couldn't hide her words, so she went up to her and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, it just feels... good," Lolisa blinked, "I thought I would be placed in a well-regulated church palace, but I didn't expect that the place where the Pope lives is such a bustling... I'm not very good Describing, but it's a lot better than I thought it would be at first."

"You really don't understand our landlord," Lily curled her lips. "He, the Pope, is just a salaryman. I haven't seen him come here according to any rules. The Goddess gave him a Bible. He almost padded the table—and said To be honest, if this place is really as strict as you say, I would not live here a long time ago. I used to indulge in wandering around... Landlord, I’m hungry! Bat, I’m hungry!”

Lolisa stared at Lily in a daze, unable to imagine how the other party could suddenly switch to hunger before a topic was finished, but she should know what kind of species huskies on earth are. I don’t think so anymore: For Lily, it was really a thunderbolt that couldn’t stop her from yelling out the word “hungry”. In terms of the biological clock at meal times, this girl is as accurate as an atomic clock...

"Come to the kitchen to serve meals by yourself!" Vivienne leaned half of her body out of the kitchen again, "You don't care about eating or doing anything all day long, and now you don't even bother to serve your own meals?"

Lily's ears perked up all of a sudden, and she jumped and ran to the kitchen: "Oh, I'll come right here! I'll be the first to serve the meal!"

"Vivienne has always cooked in our family, you have to taste her cooking skills." Hao Ren smiled and invited Lolisa to the dining table, "For you, a distinguished guest, she brought out all the cooking skills from the bottom of the box... "

Vivienne was coming over with a plate of Kung Pao Chicken, and she smiled when she heard the words: "I still have a lot of craftsmanship in the bottom of the box. If I really want to take them all out, we will definitely not be able to fit them in this living room—you know how much human history has been tossed about in 10,000 years?" The recipes, the ones that have been lost alone are enough for Lily to eat for three years."

Lily sat down at the table holding a large bowl of rice when she looked up: "Why do you use me as a unit of measurement?"

"Because you're not picky eaters, someone else might not be able to eat Egyptian roast beetles." Vivienne squinted at the husky girl, and then saw the bowl in her hand, "You really only serve your own rice bowl when I ask you to serve it." , at least help serve a few dishes?"

"All right, all right, don't count on her," Hao Ren stood up with a smile, "I'll go."

As a result, just as he stood up, he saw a large group of tentacles crawling out of the kitchen, each with a plate on it, and Nangong Wuyue's voice came from the pile of arms and legs: "Landlord, you don't have to go!" Lah, I'm bringing them all!"

This scene immediately gave Hao Ren goosebumps: "Damn it... May you stop being such a creepy thing while eating? I thought Cthulhu came out to serve the food!"

A meal is a feast for the guests and the host. Vivienne's cooking skills honed for 10,000 years are not a joke. Basically, she has reached the point where a pot of tea is better than smoking marijuana, cold beef tendon, and forgetting about sea food. In Luo Yin's realm, even though Lolisa was rummaging through the memories of the elf queen she had inherited, she couldn't find anything better than the meal tonight—let alone the one she had eaten herself.

After the meal, it was time for a group of monsters and goblins at home to rob the TV on a fixed-point basis, and it was inevitable that there would be another frenzy. In fact, these guys didn't really want to grab any programs, but were addicted to the mystery brought by robbing the TV. In happiness, it probably has the same reason as when Hao Ren rushed to eat the last piece of potato chips when he was a child. Anyway, the protagonists who grab the TV will always be Lily and Gun, or Elizabeth and Doudou, three bears and a second-hand child, so Hao Ren understands their childish behavior, and when there is a commotion in the living room, he runs away on his own Go to a quiet corner to stay.

After a while, he saw Lolisa coming from the side, and asked casually, "Aren't you used to such a noisy environment?"

"No, actually I think it's pretty good," Lolisa shook her head, "it's just that I still feel very surprised."

"Then you have to work hard to get used to it. The family tradition here is like this," Hao Ren shrugged. "You can't always use the environment in your imagination to set the rules here."

Lolisa smiled: "However, I was born in a world where religious belief is paramount. My memory—the memory inherited from the original version has already deeply imprinted the solemn church and the holy clergy in my mind. These things It’s not something that can be changed overnight.”

"I can understand that," Hao Ren leaned back on the chair, smiling as he watched the people in the living room jump up and down to snatch the remote control from Elizabeth's hand, while Doudou flashed around in mid-air, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and sent it to the two of them. People add to the problem, "It is estimated that apart from my side, you will never find such a 'palace of the pope' with such a painting style. In fact, I have many colleagues in this universe, and they all assume the post of pope in their respective civilization circles. Are you enthusiastic or not... Anyway, you are more serious than me. By the way, can you tell me about your situation back then? In the era of the magic empire, how did the church of the Goddess of Creation operate? How do you usually communicate with The goddess communicated?"