Hao Ren has a dream. He hopes to become a chivalrous man, grasp the power that no one else can, walk the world, eliminate tyranny and protect the good, defend the four directions without fear of tyranny, be grateful and grateful by thousands of people, and stand as a great hero in the world.
Oh, he was nine years old that year—it was a long time ago, and at that time, the "quartet" in his mind was still limited to the two blocks around Nanjiao Primary School, and the upper limit of power was his class teacher.
In the past two years, Hao Ren’s ambitions have become like most people’s reality: strive to have an income above the average level every month, marry a daughter-in-law above the average line, and have one or two children above the average line. My child, the house is already there so don't worry, the above is all of life - as of now.
Now that the turning point in life is approaching, Hao Ren felt that he could almost see a completely different future ahead of him. He looked at the woman who claimed to be a god but looked abnormal, and nodded vigorously: "Okay, I promise you."
There was no surprise on Raven 12345's face, as if she was used to this kind of scene, and knew how Hao Ren would respond, she just nodded: "Well, from today onwards, you will be a junior trainee examiner of the Space-Time Administration, and become a regular Previously, the treatment for apprentice-level temporary workers outside the establishment..." Hao Ren: "...Please don't go into such details, I finally mustered up the courage!"
Raven 12345 seemed to smile, and she could see that Hao Ren was still a little nervous and confused: "Don't worry, we are not some evil force, we are maintaining world peace, listen to what a noble cause I want in other worlds." Looking for an assistant, the locals are overwhelmingly flocking here, but you have already entered the stage of godless development on this side of the earth, and the development is quite fast, so I have not intervened, and now even if you find an assistant, you can only keep a low profile Do things, don't feel that your work is shameful because of this... "
Hao Ren muttered, "Why do you sound like you don't look like a god? Is that how gods are?"
"Hey, let's not talk about you, I'm not used to it," Raven 12345 shook his hands, and his free and easy tone caught Hao Ren by surprise, "We also changed our household registration a few years ago, so it wasn't a miracle before. By the way, you If you are not used to this term, you can also call us Xiling Apostles, this is our racial name, and God is only our job."
"Apostle of Xiling?" Hao Ren chewed on this strange-sounding term, "It doesn't sound like a human being... Then what do I usually call you? Your Highness the Goddess?"
Hao Ren suddenly felt a little dumbfounded. This woman claimed to be a member of God, so he might really have to call her Her Majesty the Goddess, but why couldn't he find it at all? Hao Ren felt that the atmosphere when chatting with Raven 12345 was almost equivalent to chatting with the eldest sister of the small supermarket at the corner of the street. Is this Her Highness the Goddess? Don't tell me you put a circle of light on your back, at least you don't pick your fingers when you talk
Raven 12345 seemed even more indifferent to this question. She nodded to Hao Ren while playing with her fingers: "I'm not used to being called that way. You can just call me by my name, or call me 12345."
Hao Ren: "...it doesn't feel like a human name..."
Next, Raven 12345 began to explain to Hao Ren the details of his future "work". Can handle more deviant creatures as well—as long as the new guy is as talkative as the current couple.
"Don't worry about that," Raven 12345 assured, patting his chest, "We are very concerned about the life of our employees, and we won't let you fall into a dangerous environment. We will only send you people who have passed some kind of 'test'. Guaranteed to be safe and reliable, you just need to let them eat, drink, and live well, and don’t affect the lives of normal people. This is your current job, and other things will be taken care of by other people. Let’s talk when we meet. Are there any questions?”…
Hao Ren hesitated, but asked what he cared about the most: "Then what... what happened to Lily? You really didn't arrange it?"
"No, as I said before, only the new tenants who come to your house in the future are the result of organizational arrangements. That werewolf... You can see it as fate, and it is precisely because she came to you, and you seem to be sympathetic to it." You are very adaptable, so I chose you. Ordinary people don’t have such a strong ability to accept, but I just need someone who has a strong three views and can withstand this kind of shock as an assistant.”
"I just need to arrange the lives of those 'clients' in the future, so how should I judge this 'arrangement'? Is it like being an ancestor?"
"No, as long as they don't make trouble, the ultimate goal of all tasks is to allow human civilization to develop as usual. Humans don't need to touch things that are inconsistent with their current development direction, because these things will make them misunderstand their own laws of the universe. You know, human beings have a short lifespan, and this short lifespan leads to the wrong cognition of one or two generations, which may destroy their development achievements for hundreds of years, and then have the same profound future impact—I judge you by your expression It should have already started to get confused, so the next explanation is skipped," Raven 12345 said while taking out a stack of papers from the table, "In short, you are just a grassroots employee now, and you are still a temporary worker. You can’t know about things that are too complicated, and even if you know, you can’t deal with them. I will tell you more when the time is right, please rest assured that I have no malicious intentions, because there is no need for it. Now come and sign the contract... "
Hao Ren felt that the other party was hiding many things from him, but he had nothing to do about it. Although Raven 12345 was easy to talk to, she seemed to be very principled. Don't rush things, it's better to be cautious when you don't know anything.
Hao Ren had a vague feeling that he was on a boat of thieves, but he didn't have the courage to jump off the boat—he was sure he couldn't beat any creature in this place, including the fog-like guy just now.
Now Hao Ren is in a daze looking at the contract in front of him. The text on the contract is quite easy to understand, but the content makes people feel at a loss. The title is "Appointment Agreement for Trainee Examiner of Xiling Empire Time and Space Administration", and the subtitle below It reads "Xi Ling God Department Franchise Agreement", and the subtitle under the subtitle reads "Documents Related to Temporary Workers in the Civil Affairs Department of the Empire", and then wrote a line of words that I don't know if it is a title in small letters: One hundred and six revised editions, re-edited editions, revised editions, final editions, absolutely no revisions, even if the mistress of the empire orders that it is not allowed to be revised casually-the imperial head of state handwritten order, all offices strictly follow.
Further down is the text of the contract, which contains some employee instructions and attendance systems in an easy-to-understand manner. There are a lot of identities such as district-level film police and so on. The following notes indicate that this is based on the civilization form of the new employee, and it is indicated for the convenience of the new employee to accurately position themselves.
After that, there will be a welfare system that destroys the three views even more. The supreme god of the Xiling god system clearly stipulates that the newly promoted examiners who convert to the local gods enjoy employee benefits, including rice, flour, grain and oil during the New Year and New Year’s holidays. There are consumer card subsidies, and according to the different cultural environments, the local responsible gods will arrange the above benefits by themselves...
Hao Ren looked at this contract and felt tears streaming down his face. He vaguely felt that this thing looked familiar, quite familiar...
"How is it? The welfare of our unit is good, right?" Raven 12345 came over nervously, "I know you didn't have the nerve to ask about the treatment of our unit just now. I have met many people over the years, and most of the newcomers are very strange. , as if they always think that working for God is voluntary labor, but our unit will definitely not do this. This contract was made by a few experienced leaders above, saying that it is more in line with the rules of the mortal world. Look at it Why don't you sign it if you don't have any comments?"
Hao Ren: "..."
He decided that he would never believe in TV or novels again in his life!