Hao Ren was walking home, holding a stack of low-quality printing paper in his hand, feeling his heart beating. By the way, a little teary.
From today onwards, he is an employee of a super-civilized cross-world, an earthling who can directly talk to gods, and behind him is the Space-Time Management Bureau, a behemoth that can make people tremble for a long time. With the contract of God in hand, his job number can still be found in the attendance book of heaven—if thrown into a world where theocracy is supreme, he can even proudly announce that he is a candidate for the Son of God. The Holy Son becomes the Lifelong Son...
Do you think this can make people's hearts surge and tears flow down their faces
Why is the matter of the gods different from what I saw in TV novels before!
But in any case, Hao Ren registered in a rather extraordinary place. No matter how strange that Raven 12345, the space-time administration behind her, and the entire "Xiling Empire" are, they have seen more than Hao Ren before. Anything is incredible.
Hao Ren looked down at the contract in his hand, recalling what Raven 12345 said to him last: "From today onwards, you are a trainee inspector, and taking care of your tenants is your only task right now. We Xiling The divine department is not used to managing its directly affiliated institutions in the form of churches like ordinary divine religions, so our unit grades employees according to attendance and credit. You'd better not mess around with those religious legends and church pamphlets on earth. I have met this kind of brat in other worlds... Don't worry about it, just work hard." Sighing silently, confirming once again that he was on a boat, Hao Ren folded up the chapters of torn paper and stuffed them into the In the pocket, ready to go back and lock it in a safe place to prevent it from being torn and eaten by "rolling". To be honest, Hao Ren didn't fully believe what he had experienced today, and he also had a lot of doubts about that Raven 12345, especially when he held these few pieces of paper in his hand, he was even more skeptical about the whole thing, but as I said before , Hao Ren is a person who can understand the situation very well. No matter what the background of that Raven 12345 is, the difference between her and Hao Ren is purely in terms of ability. And talking upside down... That's not something ordinary people can handle.
So Hao Ren had to cooperate well if he wanted to ensure that he lived a happy life.
Walking on the rural road under the scorching sun, Hao Ren took out his mobile phone to check the time, and looked at the empty front and back roads, where he couldn't even see a ghost. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart: It's not good for God to work It's reliable, why don't you even give me a means of transportation, I'm a prophet in a theocratic society, how come I have to squeeze the bus when I go home after receiving the inspiration from the gods? And waited for a long time and still haven't waited to get on the bus! He couldn't help but think of the myths and legends on the earth, and tried to find out how those holy sons and prophets in history came home after the road of enlightenment, whether they squeezed a carriage with others or rushed back, but after thinking for a long time, they couldn't come to a conclusion: Which Bible would write this!
When he was thinking wildly in his mind, a ringtone suddenly came to his ears. Hao Ren picked up the phone and found that it was an unknown number—fortunately, it wasn't such a deadly ghost number as 00000012345.
"Hello, hello, who can I call?" Hao Ren answered the phone and asked very politely—from now on, he is a person with status, and he must always pay attention to his words and deeds, although the goddess on his head is not How reliable, but he decided to make himself appear more reliable.
As a result, Lily's voice came from the receiver, with a little anxiety: "The landlord! It's me! I'm Lily!"...
"Two... Lily?" Hao Ren almost called out the word "two-spot werewolf", but fortunately he controlled it in time, "What's wrong?"
"Oh, I suddenly remembered that your phone number was on the advertisement for renting a house. I searched all day yesterday but couldn't find the address. I wish I could call you directly..."
Hao Ren's brow was sweating: "...you called me in a hurry just to say this?"
Lily's voice suddenly became agitated: "Ah, no! Something is wrong with Vivienne. She flew out suddenly just now, and flew out with the window open in broad daylight! I tried my best to catch up but couldn't catch up!"
Hao Ren really wanted to shout out: This is the point, okay? Why are you a bastard calling upside down
"Vivienne flew out? Flying like a bat?" Hao Ren didn't know why he was still paying attention to such strange things at this time, because he was already a little dazed: he had just been in a self-proclaimed meeting a few minutes ago. The woman for God patted her chest and promised to let the strange creatures in the house live in peace, but she only left the house for a few minutes, and something happened at home!
"It flew into a bunch of bats," Lily corrected her seriously, and then hurriedly said, "When she flew away, she said that this place is not safe... I don't know who to call, so I will call you." phone."
"You wait at home, don't run out casually, I'll be back soon." Hao Ren said hastily, at the same time, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a dilapidated bus approaching not far away, he stopped the bus While explaining to Lily, he hung up the phone furiously, squeezed into the car and began to think: what the hell is that Vivienne doing
Although Hao Ren knows very little about aliens, the only knowledge he has is from those unreliable urban legends of TV novels, but at least he is sure that vampires do feel uncomfortable in the sun, Vivian also admitted After knowing this, he was sure that the vampire turned into a bunch of bats and flew out in broad daylight. It was definitely not waking up and wanting to go out to relax—it must be some emergency! And what did Vivienne mean when she said "this place is not safe"? Do you mean your own home
Hao Ren knew that besides the vampire, the creature with the highest fighting power in his family was the shoddy werewolf, and Vivienne basically looked down on Lily, so the drama of "vampire being driven out by the breath of a werewolf" could be completely ruled out. Where is the house not safe
Hao Ren suddenly felt that the task assigned to him by Raven 12345... might be flawed.
It had been half an hour since Hao Ren returned to the old town in the southern suburbs. As soon as he got out of the car, he saw a few people in overalls approaching from the opposite side. What are these people doing? A researcher from the Chinese Academy of Sciences? Setting traps to catch vampires? Install surveillance equipment near your home? A special soldier disguised as a Netcom employee
In the end, he was relieved when he got close to Hao Ren: It turned out to be a group of maintenance teams...
When several maintenance team members walked past, Hao Ren vaguely heard their conversation:
"... This is the first time I have encountered such a situation after working for so many years. How did that brick fly up?"
"Who knows, it couldn't have been thrown up by someone, right? The TV tower is so tall, who has such a strong hand. But it's really wicked, that brick almost broke three steel bars..."
"Who said it wasn't? Today I went on to say that the TV signal in the southern suburbs was cut off. I thought what was going on, but half a brick was smashed into the signal tower. How can we write this work report?"
As the maintenance teams drifted away, Hao Ren listened in a daze and realized two things:
First of all, he knew why there was no signal on the TV at home.
Secondly, he knew where one of the bricks thrown when Lily and Vivienne were fighting last night flew...
I know this tube egg is used!
Hao Ren ran to the door of his house, and first carefully checked that there were no special forces or suspicious elements in black suits lurking around, and then went forward to take out the key to open the door, but he hadn't inserted the key into the lock yet. The door opened by itself.
Vivienne stood in front of her happily, with a smile on her face: "Landlord, are you back?"
Hao Ren almost didn't come up in one breath, and managed to catch his breath. He stared blankly at the vampire girl who was said to have "flyed out" in front of him, with an uncertain expression on his face: "Vivian, you... didn't you fly away?"
Vivienne chuckled dryly: "Um, it's true that something went wrong, but I'm back."
Hao Ren: "..."
Do you have to live like this for the rest of your life? !