Hilda has heard Hao Ren mention the name Raven 12345 more than once. She knows that this big man with a strange name is the goddess who manages the entire world, and it is the kind of god with real power and power that pervades the universe. A long-lived false god who survived on a small planet relying on mortal support and worship, so when she heard that she was going to meet Raven 12345, Hilda seemed urgent and nervous, and she tidied up her appearance: " Then do I need to prepare anything? Is there any special etiquette that I should pay attention to? There should be many rules in the God Realm where the goddess lives. Do you think my clothes are okay?"
Hao Renhun didn't care: "There's nothing particular about it, she's more sloppy than me, and the God Realm is a big house, so there are no rules."
Hilda still wanted to ask something, but Hao Ren had already picked up the data terminal and was about to send it. At the last moment before the surrounding scene was distorted, Hao Ren rushed upstairs and shouted: "May! Remember to teach Becky how to use electrical appliances!"
Then a white light flashed past, and Hao Ren and Hilda had been teleported directly to the big house of Raven 12345.
"That's it." Hao Ren recovered from the momentary dizziness of teleportation, patted Hilda on the shoulder to bring her back to her senses, then turned her head and pointed in the direction of the big bungalow, "This is the ferry... what the hell?" The bungalow There are curls of green smoke everywhere, and bright energy sparks pop out from a certain hole from time to time. The whole scene is miserable as if it has been bombed. There are a few shiny autonomous machines flying around the bungalow. Flying around, it looks like they're getting ready to fix the place: the current catastrophic accident probably happened not too long ago.
Hao Ren stared at all this dumbfounded, and for a long time he couldn't figure out how it turned into Afghanistan 2001 after only a few days without seeing heaven. Then he suddenly thought of the Raven 23333 who was on duty here and blew a hole in the roof while talking and laughing, and thought that the goddess sister who looked quite stable and reliable could not have such a destructive power. . Hao Ren jumped on his feet and yelled, "This is not a normal phenomenon! What about my God?"
After he reacted, the first thing he did was to look for Raven 12345, but he was stopped by several self-discipline machines as soon as he ran to the door of the bungalow. These maintenance workers said that the front was dangerous, and the harmful radiation still exceeded the standard, so they were forbidden to approach. Just when Hao Ren was about to dial the data terminal, a familiar figure finally appeared in front of his eyes: the tall blue arcane servant walked out of the small botanical garden next to it, silently pointing to a path in the botanical garden.
Hao Ren followed this path to the depths of the garden, and finally saw Raven 12345 in a clearing among the bushes. The other party dug a hole in the middle of the open space, and in the hole was a crackling bonfire. A few sticks were inserted beside the pit, and a small pot was hung on the stick, and Raven 12345 was squatting there making noodles...
Hao Ren's first reaction was that it would be great if he had the ability to brainwash himself. At this moment, the first thing he did was to knock Hilda unconscious and make her forget what she saw here: family ugliness must not be exposed! Goddess sister, what are you doing
"How did you do this?" Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 in astonishment. The reason why it can be seen at a glance that this is 12345 is mainly because the funny aura when the other party is squatting on the ground under the noodles is really uncontrollable, and it is almost spreading in all directions in a vigorous posture—Anyway, Hao Ren doesn't think 23333 will Do this kind of thing. Although the latter blew a hole in the roof while talking and laughing, he was very stable at other times.
Raven 12345 knew Hao Ren was coming. Wen Yan waved without raising his head: "You sit next to me first, and my side will be ready soon. That's right. I won't give you food."
Hao Ren looked at Hilda beside him and said earnestly, "Just treat it as an illusion."
Hilda suddenly felt that she might have no hope of going home, but she was dragged by Hao Ren to sit at the round table at the other end of the open space. To say that the current situation is really inconsistent: Although the house is gone, look at the exquisite round table and stool in the garden, the neatly trimmed exotic flowers and plants, and the loyal and mighty man not far away. The handsome arcane servant, in such a poetic environment, Raven 12345 actually squatted on the ground under the noodles... Could it be that the problem in his brain has deteriorated again? many words
"You've been in the dream plane for quite a long time this time." Raven 12345 came to the table with a bowl of hot noodle soup, poured seasoning into it and looked at Hao Ren with a smile, then turned his face and pointed The bonfire on the ground ordered the arcane servant, "Bury this pit back."
"How did you make it like this?" Hao Ren felt that he could talk about the big things slowly, and he had to ask about the situation of the goddess sister! If Raven 12345's condition really deteriorates, he will have to feed this guy medicine even at the risk of blasphemy!
Although I don't know what medicine can cure Raven 12345's brain that was blown up on the battlefield...
"The house is scrapped." Raven 12345 said indifferently, "There was a small problem when it landed."
"landing?"
"Oh, I applied for a shuttle from above," Raven 12345 scratched his face, the pretty face was still a little gray and black, and he didn't know if it was smoked by the bonfire or blown up during the crash, "I think this thing is very interesting Ah, and then I tried to drive it by myself, but when I landed, I realized that I didn’t read the manual.”
"Where's your manual?"
"Throw it away."
"Why did you throw it away?!"
"Because I feel that I understand."
"Didn't you say you didn't watch it?"
Raven 12345 smiled dryly: "I only watched the first half, and then I threw it away when I felt that there was no difficulty. I realized that the deceleration operation was written in the second half when the spaceship landed—this one is posting online to ask how to operate it. Shuttle The machine smashed into the house."
Hao Ren hurriedly asked the data terminal to search the Shadow City forum, only to find out that his God's post had been artificially pinned to the top of his female boss and received two or three hundred likes, and the following is Qing Yishui's reply: "Wait for the landlord to release the tent picture at night."
Raven 12345 sucked on the noodles and then sighed leisurely: "Life is really lonely like snow... Fortunately, the shuttle is not broken."
Hao Ren was silent for a long time, and finally pointed to Raven 12345's noodles: "Although this is the case... you can't be so miserable, right? How about your supernatural power? What about your supernatural power? You can build a tall building from the ground with a flick of your fingers. What? Don’t tell me that you can polish planets by hand, but you can’t even fix your own house.”
"The house is handed over to the workers." Raven 12345 bit the noodles with a happy face. "I am experiencing life now. I have long felt that picnics are very interesting, but I have never had the opportunity to do so because I am usually busy with work."…
Hao Ren bounced his head on the table twice: He smashed down his house and had a picnic in the garden in front of his house. performance art...
It seems that Raven 12345's brain was not only damaged by bombing on the battlefield, but was also bombed when it crashed just now, so there is probably no need for treatment at this time.
But the crash this time made it easier for another person: the hole that Raven 23333 blew up on the roof had been destroyed, and 12345 didn't even know about it, except for 23333's own admission or Hao Ren poking it out. Besides, female psychos will never know that their house was actually bombed twice...
"Okay, let's talk about my side, let's talk about your experience first." Raven 12345 looked at Hilda next to Hao Ren, "You brought a stranger here, I can see that she brought It has information characteristics of another world—well, I feel that something is going to be troublesome, you start reporting, let me have a sip of soup first to calm my shock."
"Oh, her name is Hilda, she traveled from another world to the plane of dreams..."
"puff-"
Hao Ren narrowly escaped: "...Didn't you say you were shocked?"
"I didn't hold it down."