To be honest, Hao Ren also thinks that his thinking is quite broad-since the birth of vampires and postal services on the earth, it is estimated that no vampire would have thought of stuffing his own bat into a courier package...
He discussed the details with Vivienne, and quickly finalized the whole process: put the bats into the courier package, and send them to various places in Asia and Europe with the help of the ultra-convenient postal service of human beings. Isn't it easy to help search for place names at any point on this planet? No matter how bad it is, the terminal can hack into the courier system... After the bat package is delivered to the destination, no one will sign for it. At that time, these summoned creatures will find a way to break out of their shells and find someone. Of course, Vivienne will fill in the recipients with the names of her "old friends" as much as possible, but it is still hard to say how many packages can be delivered directly to the other party in this way. After all, decades have passed, even if those hermits have not moved It is also unlikely to continue to use previous contact information.
As long as the Bats can hitch a little express ride.
Of course, these bat packages had to be camouflaged, and they had better be packaged. Fortunately, they quickly found various suitable materials: Hao Ren found a large pile of cardboard boxes and jars in the corner of the basement warehouse. From Lily's usual endless consumption of snacks: various cans and chocolates. It is said that dogs can't eat chocolate, but Lily, who has grown up, is obviously unscrupulous. Hao Ren was taken aback by the packaging of snacks she had accumulated in the past few months. By the way, Hao Ren was also curious why these things They piled up in the small warehouse next to Vivian: "Why do you keep these things? Didn't you throw them away when you took out the trash?" Hao Ren was stunned, thinking that this vampire girl was used to living in poverty, and now she looks like her these days There are not many people who can collect months of rags and wait to sell them, but it is clear that Vivienne can't save money even if she does this: every penny she gets will soon be spent if she doesn't spend it as soon as possible. will lose...
Looking at the poor ghost next to him, which can be called poor. Hao Ren couldn't help but made the man's promise from the bottom of his heart: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you."
Vivienne was immediately moved: "Then I'll cook for you for the rest of my life!"
Hao Ren: "..." This is too easy to bribe!
The two carried the pile of bottles, jars and cartons to Vivienne's table, and began to seal the little bat. Wide-mouth canning jars are fine. The bats wouldn't be too crowded inside. Hao Ren held up a can and stared at the little bat inside. The latter's small black eyes stared straight at him, and he couldn't help but want to find something to talk about: "Will it suffocate it if you keep silent like this?"
"No, my bat is 'dead' physiologically from the very beginning," Vivian waved her hand, "I'm not afraid to treat it as a corpse specimen." The little bat in the bottle suddenly turned its head in embarrassment, Vivian The voice came from the side: "I am staring at you, I am just curious about what it feels like to see the world through a glass bottle..."
It was only then that Hao Ren remembered that these bats were all Vivian's avatars. Putting it in a bottle is nothing more than a strange perspective for Vivienne, and there is nothing pitiful or pitiful at all—these behaviors that only aliens are accustomed to are always easily overlooked by normal people.
A group of bats consumed the glass bottles in sevens and eighties, and these cans were used more than selling scraps. Lily's strong appetite finally had a positive effect on the side. But while he was sealing it, Hao Ren suddenly thought of a question: "Wait, do you think these things can pass the security check? Especially living things, it may be very troublesome to send them across the country."...
Vivienne has never used such "expensive" things before, so she didn't think of this at all: "Then what should I do?"
Hao Ren frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands: "Didn't you say that they are all 'dead', disguise them as specimens, and send them as handicrafts..."
Vivienne felt feasible when she heard this. I went to the warehouse to find a lot of cardboard and wire, and after asking what the bat specimens should look like, I let those little bats stick on the cardboard. These summoned creatures did not breathe or have a heartbeat. It is completely possible to imitate dead objects, so that it really looks like a specimen.
Hao Ren was very satisfied: "This is just right, when we send the package, we can directly write it as a handicraft."
Vivienne looked at the little bats that were fixed on the paper, blushing suddenly, and turned her head away: "This posture is so shameful..."
Hao Ren: "..."
The world view of a wainiang is really hard to understand.
"However, there will be no problems with these things, right?" Hao Ren thought for a while and still felt a little uneasy, "Especially if they have to be sent to foreign countries, let's not talk about whether humans can check them out. Will the demon hunters monitor these things?" channel?"
"Well, there is a risk, but I have applied the effects of breath elimination and energy transfer to each bottle. Unless a certain demon hunter is lucky enough to open the package and see what's inside, it won't be exposed of."
Only then did Hao Ren feel relieved. Then she went back to the living room with Vivienne holding two big boxes of bottles and cans. Becky was waiting on it to go shopping and couldn't wait. Seeing this, she almost teleported over: "When did we... ah, what are you doing?"
"Go to the courier company first, and send these things." Hao Ren put a box of things on the coffee table, and then pulled the curious "Roll" aside, "By the way, Hilda, will you come with me?" ?”
Hilda was sitting on the sofa in a daze, and slowly shook her head upon hearing this: "No, I don't need anything."
"Going to the street? Do you want to buy something?" Vivienne noticed that a large group of people were in the living room, all dressed as if they were going out to prodigal. Hao Ren nodded to her: "Well, by the way, you follow along, and it's time to buy you something."
Vivian didn't know what Hao Ren's plans were, and she didn't want to say anything, so she just nodded slightly: "Thank you in advance."
The vampire girl is no longer as good as she was when she first moved here, and she will not try to evade Hao Ren's kindness, because she knows that no matter how brave she is, she will have no money...
In the end, except for Hilda who was still in a daze at home and Doudou who couldn't go out, Hao Ren and a large group of abnormal tenants all went out noisily, and Izaks and Lily, who were the strongest, volunteered to hold the house. The two big boxes walked in the front, and Hao Ren mused to himself from behind: "It suddenly occurred to me that we must at least have a car—it's a faction anyway, I don't even have a spaceship driver's license." Started learning, we have to squeeze the bus when we go out?"
Spatial teleportation is easy to use, but I don't like the dizziness of each teleportation, and it's easy to get into trouble when teleporting around such a densely populated city, so now Hao Ren and his group don't have to go far. Or get used to the usual means of transportation.
Nangong Wuyue thought for a while: "It's really convenient to have a car, but who can drive it?"
Hao Ren volunteered to pat his chest: "I'm about to fly the spaceship!"
"Which one is on the right, the accelerator or the brake?"
Hao Ren: "..."
"So I'm not a professional." Nangong Wuyue pouted, "I learned to drive a long time ago, but... At that time, cars with internal combustion engines had only appeared a few years ago, so you can guess my driving level. "
Hao Ren did some calculations, and was shocked to find that Nangong Wuyuehui should be driving an internal combustion engine car around 1900. If she dares to go on the road now, it is no longer a matter of street killers—there are plenty of street killers!
Looking around, he found that none of the people around him could drive: Needless to say, Yizaks and Becky, Nangong Wuyue is a street executioner whose driver's license has expired for a hundred years, and Lily, a husky Personality is also absolutely incapable of being a driver, Vivienne doesn't have to think about it at all: a private car is a dreamy thing in her opinion, and she usually pays enough to take the bus...
In the end, Hao Ren still poked at the magical data terminal: "Can you tell me that the organization can solve the problem of transportation for this short-distance mission? It's best to have an automatic driving..."
"Can you stop pretending like this? If you want to take advantage, just say so," the data terminal buzzed twice in Hao Ren's pocket, "But this machine can try to apply for you. There is a reason for your mission to monitor alien species on Earth."
Now Hao Ren can look forward to what his salary will be next month.