The Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 33: High-energy employee code

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"I have to go to Europe, mission." Hao Ren tried his best to imagine himself as a special system worker in a black trench coat and big sunglasses. When he said this, his face was so serious that it didn't look like his own. How to put it this way, the status of an employee of the Space-Time Administration can still change a person's words and deeds—he pays special attention to his own image now, but only when he is in front of these two abnormal creatures at home. Lily's whole body brightened immediately, as if there was an invisible tail sweeping the wind behind her buttocks: "Go out to play?! Free time!" It's really the same as what Raven 12345 said, so there is no need to worry about this bastard rejecting her. .

Vivienne's focus is elsewhere: "Uh, I can save electricity bills and cover the rent by being an air conditioner? Okay, okay..."

Hao Ren felt that this worthless vampire was not focusing on the right place at all.

"By the way, you can cool down, can you also heat up?" Lily turned her head and glanced at Vivienne. There are also leftovers, which are definitely enough for your rent."

Vivienne thought about it, but she didn't show any embarrassment: "The blood race is a low-temperature creature, it's okay to create some cold air..." "Ahem, let's get down to business," Hao Ren hurriedly brought this increasingly weird topic back on track "Lily, are you going to follow me? What about Vivienne, do you have anything to do? Let's go together if you have nothing to do. I don't know much about Europe."

Hao Ren is telling the truth, not to mention that he is not very familiar with Europe. In fact, this guy has never traveled far in his life. Except for the three-acre land in the southern suburbs, it is basically for him to get out of the Third Ring Road. It's a different world - now this is the first time in his life that he plans to go to a foreign country, and it's a public-funded trip "arranged by the organization", how can he not be a little excited when he thinks about it!

We can be regarded as civil servants, even though we are foreign - Hao Ren thought so.

"Me? I'm fine," Vivienne lowered her head in embarrassment, "I just lost the job I was looking for two days ago, and now I'm free, ha ha, ha ha ha ha... The landlord, I can serve as your guide for half a day." Monthly rent?"

Hao Ren curled his lips: You fierce girl, can you still retain some dignity as a vampire? Let's not consider the dark night nobles and the like, you can at least maintain the level of a dark night millionaire! Now this downcast can't even look at Lily next to her...

"Don't worry about the rent." Hao Ren looked up to the sky and sighed. "I signed a prostitution contract with Raven 12345. How can I still drive you away? If you want to help with housework at home, I will help you." Satisfied. As for finding a job... I suggest that you stop messing around with those businesses that are dying of poverty in our area. I heard that you went to work at McDonald's a while ago. In order to let you continue to be poor, God took a breath Killed hundreds of food companies..." Vivien coughed quickly: "Ahem... it's none of my business!"

At this time, Lily was still immersed in the excitement of going out to play, so she turned into a werewolf and wagged her tail vigorously: "Landlord, when are we going out? Do you want me to pack my luggage now? Where are we going?" How many days did you stay in the past? Is there a time limit for the task you mentioned? Also, when shall we have dinner?"

Hao Ren waved his hands vigorously and pushed the over-excited werewolf back: "Don't worry, don't worry, I haven't even booked a plane ticket yet. I'll wait until that raven sends me the specific information. Oh, yes, I'll show you a fun one." Stuff—this is high technology! Standard equipment for Space-Time Administration employees... Fuck! Where did I throw it?!"

Hao Ren took out a few pockets on his body, and his forehead was sweating immediately. Even the cool breeze blowing from Vivienne next to him didn't help anymore: he clearly remembered that he stuffed the bombing data terminal into it. He put it in his trouser pocket, but now he only took out two threads from his pocket!

"It's a joke now!" Hao Ren's first thought was what would happen if this ultra-modern thing fell into the hands of ordinary people. It might smash a protagonist of "Urban Extraterrestrial Super Brain". It is also possible to smash an expert from the Chinese Academy of Sciences with a strengthened company, but the most likely result is that Raven 12345 will parachute over and smash him to death: this is definitely a major work mistake!

However, just as Hao Ren was frantically searching but failed, and was about to go out and search along the road, he suddenly heard a slight buzzing sound coming from beside him, and then a small whirlpool-shaped space door appeared in mid-air, and the six-sided The shaped "data terminal" crookedly squeezed out of the vortex, and landed lightly on his hand, with a line of holographic projection subtitles in mid-air: "Users, please be careful not to throw this machine in the traffic when you carry it. In terms of tools, the local machine’s path recognition function is limited—this tm is not what a data terminal should do! Next time you do this again, this machine will report to the superior.”

Hao Ren: "..." He now understands what Raven 12345 meant when he said "the intelligence is not much worse than yours". This data terminal seems to have an artificial intelligence! At least he has never heard of other computers that can swear at their master...

Lily was immediately attracted by this novel gadget, her tail swayed into a phantom, and she leaned over with sparkling eyes: "Landlord, can you play with this?"

Hao Ren thought for a while, and made sure that there was no such prohibition in the core brochure of the employee code of conduct he had read before, so he handed over the data terminal: "Be careful, although Raven 12345 said this is very strong, if it breaks, it will be very dangerous. There's nowhere to fix it."

Lily took the data terminal excitedly, fiddled with it for a long time, but it didn't respond at all, and finally seemed to be annoyed by Lily, and a line popped out of the data terminal reluctantly: "Insufficient authority, don't Is it okay to work hard? This machine has integrity."

The three people at the scene: "..."

Vivienne was glad that she controlled her curiosity just now, and didn't lose face like a bumpkin. She laughed dryly and walked to the kitchen: "Big dog, keep playing, I'll cook."

Lily returned the data terminal to Hao Ren awkwardly, then ran to the kitchen as if she suddenly remembered something: "Hey wait! I'll go with you!"

"You know how to cook? Don't you just know how to eat?"

"I went to turn on the air conditioner, it was so hot in the room."

"..."

While Vivienne and Lily were clattering and busy in the kitchen, Hao Ren grasped the data terminal he had just received and began to study, mainly to see what the Space-Time Administration was doing, and then the next half For many hours, he became more and more frightened as he watched.

At the beginning, there are still normal work rules, some taboos, etc., but the following regulations and case references are hard to understand:

"Instructions on Observation and Guidance Process of Special Type III Civilization"

"Registration Measures for the New Six Types of Doomsdays"

"Guidelines for Strictly Regulating the Declaration Process of Local Wars"

"Precautions for censors to intervene in stellar wars"

"Basic knowledge about extermination orders and the role of examiners in the corresponding process"

At the end of those basic work rules, there is a bunch of jaw-dropping stuff attached.

"Consulting." Hao Ren knew that his data terminal had the ability to communicate, so he asked cautiously in his mind, "These things, which are particularly powerful at first glance... what do they mean?"

"Literally," a line of words appeared on the data terminal, "but that is something that the official censor needs to deal with, and it has nothing to do with you for the time being. The censor is the agent of the empire in some areas, and it is equivalent to living in the religious system. Saint or Son, having trouble handling these routines?"

Hao Ren immediately said that there was no problem, and then went back to appease his thumping heart.

And in the afternoon, he has temporarily put those high-powered "employee notices" behind him, so he may not know when it will happen. At present, it is better for him to get his "tasks" done first: Raven 12345 has already done so. Send the task details.

The destination of his trip is England, but it is not a famous place, but a remote small town that cannot be found on the map, where his new lodger is waiting for him.