What should I do after returning from the dream plane? Immediately formulate the next action plan? write a report? Study history? Consult life with that unreliable goddess? Facts have proved that this is all nonsense. The heroes in the movie who can go to the White House to attend the meeting just after fighting the aliens are all lies. In fact, Hao Ren and the guys who just saved the world came back and did The first thing he did was to go back to each room and sleep deeply for nearly a day and a night. After waking up, Hao Ren stared at the calendar and meditated for a long time before he figured out what date it is...
After figuring out what day it is today, Hao Ren yawned, fell back on the bed and prepared to sleep for a while. But this time, as soon as he lay down, he heard a crackling sound from the side, and then something jumped onto his chest. The next second, a wet and cool tail began to slap on his face. Hao Ren opened his eyes and found that the little mermaid was turning her head to meet his eyes.
This child continues to be happy, of course she is not tired: most of the time in the dream plane she hides in the portable space and sleeps, and when she comes out once in a while, it is basically just to get some air and play for a while, which is dangerous Nothing happened. Hao Ren later doubted the significance of bringing Doudou to the Dream Plane, but soon he was relieved: just because of this child's talent to die, it is the greatest meaning to take her with you...
Hao Ren got up and tidied up, and came out of the house with Doudou and her pot in his hands. He saw Vivienne cleaning the room, and Lily was sitting opposite "Roll" not far away, listening to the admonishment. After being outside for a few days, the hair all over his body is dirty, but his body has become fatter out of thin air. I don't know where he went to play. Looking at the ordinary daily scene in front of him, Hao Ren couldn't recover - he was still immersed in the previous "Eldest Son Rebellion", which could be called a natural disaster. The thrilling scene at that time left a deep impression on him. Looking at the daily scene in front of me feels a bit inconsistent.
"Are you awake?" Vivienne glanced at Hao Ren and pouted towards the table, "The food is not cold yet. Hurry up and eat, you are the only one left."
Hao Ren sat down at the table with an ooh. Looking at the familiar bowls and chopsticks in front of me, and smelling the familiar smell of earth food, I can completely put aside the sense of disobedience. He drank two sips of porridge to refresh himself, and when he grabbed a steamed bun, he suddenly felt something, and looked up in Lily's direction: "Lily!"
Lily raised her head in response, and Hao Ren threw the steamed stuffed bun over, and the next scene was wonderful: Lily almost instinctively jumped on the spot. She turned around and opened her mouth to pick up the steamed stuffed bun—but "roll" was faster than her. A black shadow flashed past the steamed stuffed bun and it disappeared, leaving Lily staring at the stuffed bun in the cat's mouth in a daze.
Vivian held the rag and stared at Lily with her hands on her hips: "Look at how promising you are, it's nothing more than jumping up to catch the food, but you even snatch it from the cat! It's nothing but snatching it from the cat, but you haven't snatched it yet! This action should Is it your family's unique knowledge!"
Lily blinked, she was still surprised: "Why does the landlord raise cats like dogs..."
"By the way, what are the four masters doing?" Hao Ren finished his breakfast in twos and then remembered that there were four more people in the family. But he didn't see the figures of the four ascetic monks. He can be regarded as remembering his job as a "heterogeneous guardian", and felt that he should find the four ascetic monks to popularize the common sense of living here.
After all, in the foreseeable future, those four, like Betsy, will not be able to go back.
He still remembered that when he got home the night before, he hurriedly explained to the four bearded people the knowledge of life here. At least let them know how to use the toilet and water pipes—the four ascetic monks went directly to the Dream Plane from Kuiper Station after being picked up from the little green man planet. This is just after arriving on Earth—then arranged the four of them upstairs in the last two empty rooms. It happens that two men and two women can be arranged. Now I don't know if they are used to living here.
"They should be behind the house." Vivienne frowned. "They went out early in the morning. They said they were not used to staying in the room and wanted to practice in nature."
"Practice?" Hao Ren was taken aback, unable to understand why this had something to do with practice, "They don't plan to build a temple behind the house, right? The real estate bureau won't allow this!"
"You can see for yourself, don't you know?" Vivienne came over to clean up the dishes, and threw Hao Ren's chopsticks into the Doudou pot by the way, "I always feel that they don't match the life here. Get up early I prepared a lot of food for them, but they took a few steamed buns to the water room to get some cold water and ran out... "
Hao Ren probably guessed what was going on when he heard this. Hurry up and go out from the back door of the house to find the four masters. As I said before, Hao Ren's big house is located on the border of the southern suburbs. It is the most remote one. There is a wilderness directly behind the house. I don't know what the four ascetic monks plan to practice in the wilderness. Not long after he opened the door, he saw three people including the bearded man: three ascetic monks cleared a clearing in the wilderness. There is also a bunch of bonfires - it looks like survival in the wilderness...
Hao Ren went over to look and found that there were two nuns with the bearded man. The young monk had gone away for some reason. He stepped forward and sat down next to the bearded man: "What are you guys doing here?"
"Cultivate your body, do daily meditation," the bearded man opened his eyes, and nodded to Hao Ren with a smile, "Have you eaten?"
Hao Ren was taken aback for a moment, and thought that this way of greeting was very down-to-earth: "Uh... I've eaten. By the way, why aren't you in the room? Isn't the room prepared for you?"
"The condition of the room is too good for us to cultivate ourselves." The older nun shook her head, "I can't let myself be indulging in a comfortable environment, it will weaken the strength of my mind. When there are tasks, I just go with the flow, but now I'm starting to be normal." To live, we must pay attention to keeping the poor."
Hao Ren looked at the empty wilderness around him. It's freezing cold now, and it's almost the end of the new year. The wilderness is naturally desolate. There are not even a few wild rabbits that roam around in this area all year round. He can't laugh or cry. : "You don't plan to just live in this wilderness, do you?"
"That's exactly what I mean," the bearded man nodded solemnly, "We plan to build a wooden house in the wilderness here, to practice and live in it, and to worship the goddess inside, so that the glory of God can be seen in this world." Continue, isn’t this a good thing.”
Hao Ren felt that he couldn't understand the way of thinking of these people: "Are you really planning to do this?! Besides... where are you going to get the wood for the house?"
The bearded man finally frowned when he heard this: "That's right, we just walked around and found that there are few trees in this area, and there are not many stones in sight. It is really difficult to build a house. But we just went north I saw a lot of trees coming... "
Hao Ren thought for a while, and almost jumped up: "That's a windbreak! Don't cut it down!"
"It seems that we still have a lot to learn here," the young nun muttered hoarsely, and then looked at the bearded man. "How about we dig a hole in the ground? Follow the example of the ascetic monk of the Geyi sect a thousand years ago..."
The older nun also made a suggestion: "Or go to practice under the tower we saw in the south before? The base of the tower is a pile of iron frames, wrapped in leather cloth to block the wind, but it is a little closer to the crowd point, and I don't know if the owner of the tower is good at talking... "
Hao Ren thought for a while, then reminded in a cold sweat: "...don't mind, that's the TV tower..."
The bearded Baoxiang nodded solemnly: "Then it seems that we can only dig a hole, and we will start working when he comes back—by the way, digging holes in the wasteland is not forbidden here? In some areas of our side, it is not allowed to dig casually." , to report to the local lord."
At this moment, Hao Ren's cold sweat was ready to spread to the back of his feet. He realized that he had underestimated the strange living habits of these ascetic monks. They came to Earth as if they were born to challenge people. In all fairness, he felt that he should not be able to change the beliefs of such fanatics, so he had no choice but to suggest tactfully: "I have no problem with you insisting on surviving in the wilderness, but can we delay it for a few days? You see, you even here I haven’t figured out the rules, and I was almost ready to cut down the windbreak forest just now—it might bring huge troubles to others. How about you plan to survive in the wilderness after you understand the rules and regulations here?”
The bearded man thought for a while, and thought it made sense: "That's fine, then we'll bother you at your place these few days, and practice here during the day. This place is vast, and it's indeed a good place."
The other two nuns nodded in agreement, and then each took out steamed buns from their pockets and grilled them by the campfire for dinner: it turned out that they still adhered to the rule of "you can eat after meditation", and they haven't eaten yet. Hao Ren looked at the steamed buns in the hands of several people, and thought about his daily diet. He always felt more sorry for this: "You all eat this?"
The bearded man smiled with satisfaction: "That's pretty good."
Hao Ren thought of himself and his friends living in a good house and eating good food, but letting the four King Kong challenge man and nature in the wasteland behind. He always felt that once it got out, it would at least be a moral news that could be retweeted on Weibo 500 times. So I want to persuade again: "It's so easy for you to starve yourself to death..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw the young monk who had run away suddenly come back, carrying a wild rabbit in his hand...
The bearded man jumped up and took the rabbit, and with the help of magic, he completed the depilation and bloodletting in an instant, and then smeared spices on the rabbit's legs and prepared to roast them on the bonfire, while asking: "What did you say?"
Hao Ren: "... nothing..."
This is better than what I eat! (to be continued~^~)