Aside from the bearded four of them still immersed in that indescribable state of mental shock, Hao Ren's side was already excited because of Raven 12345's words: year-end benefits! bonus! Greasy!
Hao Ren felt that since he signed the contract, he felt like he had been on a thief ship. He had experienced a lot of bad things that made people almost die or laugh or cry, but there was only one thing he was quite satisfied with, that is, the work benefits of the new unit were actually not bad— Although that unreliable raven often messes up what is supposed to be sent to him for one reason or another, have you ever seen any company on earth that can give you a car within six months of work With the ship? It is equipped with a spaceship!
Hao Ren immediately looked forward to this year-end award.
Raven 12345 didn't let him wait for too long, and happily opened a space crack beside him, and moved things out one by one: "According to our company contract, the year-end benefits are all here..."
The expression on Hao Ren's face quickly changed from anticipation to dullness, and the eyes he looked at Raven were full of "you're fucking kidding me".
"Fifty catties of rice, fifty catties of noodles, ten catties of oil... what, is there a problem?" Raven 12345 noticed that Hao Ren hadn't moved, raised his head and asked curiously. The expression on the latter's face was like crying and smiling, and he didn't know what to say at this time: "... this... is our year-end welfare?"
"Yeah," Raven 12345 nodded as a matter of course, "Didn't you know that when you signed the contract, the God Realm's year-end bonus is rice, flour, grain and oil. Of course, this is only limited to the standard carbon-based ecosystem. In some places The hair is sulfuric acid gasoline and silicon crystal plates... "
Hao Ren looked down at the pile of things, and felt that these things were more appropriate in the street office than in heaven. But it seemed that it was written in the contract at the beginning, so he could only sigh, thinking that the gods were indeed a bunch of psychopaths, the usual small prizes were given to cars and spaceships, and the year-end prizes were given to two bags of rice noodles...
But soon he realized that he still underestimated the divergence ability of this group of psychopaths. Raven 12345 was still digging out things: "... Then here are two boxes of peach cakes for you, half a bag of oil tea. A box of golden apples..."
Hao Ren saw a dozen or so golden fruits in a small box, with some kind of mysterious radiance lingering on the fruits. Immediately shocked: "What do you say this is?!"
"Golden apple," Raven 12345 said disapprovingly, "The classic variety bred by the goddess of life is quite similar to a legendary fruit on earth, so it's called the golden apple. Of course, it's not real gold, it can be eaten .”
Hao Ren's voice began to tremble: "Eat... what effect will it have if you eat it?"
Raven 12345 thought for a while: "I don't feel much after eating it, but it is said that if ordinary people eat it... at least it has the effect of regenerating severed limbs and eliminating all diseases. Oh right. It can also prolong life for hundreds of years..."
Hao Ren's heart trembled twice, and he confirmed that the other party was not joking. He looked at the box of God's Fruit with green eyes: "This is for me?!"
Raven nodded, but Hao Ren couldn't help being full of confusion: "But the problem is... don't you think this set meal is strange with such a box of natural treasures mixed in with rice, flour, grain and oil?"
"It's not surprising. The year-end benefits are rice noodles, grains, oils, snacks and fruits. Among them, rice noodles, grains, oils, and oils are not easy to spoil, but fruits can't be kept for a long time, so we uniformly replace them with golden apples that can be stored for a long time. We did this thousands of years ago."
Hao Ren was about to cry: "Just for this reason? Just because this thing has a long shelf life?"
"Yes."
Immortals are really a bunch of psychos!
"There is one last thing here," Raven 12345 said, taking out some red paper from the portable space. "It's almost Chinese New Year, and I'll send you a couplet—I wrote it myself. It's not a problem to paste it on the door and turn a two-mile radius around your house into a half sanctuary."
Hao Ren took the couplet with a weird expression, opened it up, and saw God's metaphors were written on it with flamboyant scratches, the first couplet was: I have been holding back for two months and I don't know what to write, the second couplet is: I have thought about it for three The sky made up two nonsense, and the horizontal comment was: as long as there are words...
The whole couplet was twisted and crooked, and Hao Ren suspected that Raven used a paintbrush to paint the words on it, but these few sheets of paper held a warm breath in his hand, and a dim glow circulated around the writing. It makes the surroundings linger with a light and sacred atmosphere.
"This... Is it okay if I don't post it?" Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 with a particularly tangled look. He felt that he would inevitably fall into this entanglement every time he met the other party. "I'll go back and be my baby and confess."
Raven 12345 waved his hand boldly: "You're welcome, I'm very optimistic about you, this is an extra reward for you, maybe there will be more next year."
Hao Ren was about to cry, he was really embarrassed to admit that he was worried that this thing would affect the appearance of the city...
After Hao Ren put away these "year-end benefits" with a face full of pain, Raven 12345 discussed with him this time in the Dream Plane. Hao Ren very frankly admitted that he finally used orbital bombing to kill the eldest son (he didn't talk about it in detail in the report): Strictly speaking, even if there are excusable circumstances, this is a violation of the regulations. The only thing to be thankful for is the final result Looks good.
But I didn't expect Raven 12345 to put on a smiling expression after listening to it: "Well, it seems that you are already familiar with the business..."
Hao Ren: "Huh?"
"Sometimes you have to use some simple and rude means to solve troublesome situations," Raven 12345 said with a smile, "One shot can solve a thousand worries, but if you can't solve a thousand worries, it means that you are not strong enough—as long as you can solve the problem smoothly, when It’s actually quite a blast.”
The corners of Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "This is not suitable for a goddess to say."
Raven 12345 smiled nonchalantly: "Anyway, the matter was resolved well. But you remember, this matter is still risky. There is nothing wrong with 'exploding' as a hobby, but it must be done when there is no better option. You can only use this thing next time."
Then she waved her hand: "Let's not talk about the explosion, you should have realized that the dream plane is wider than you imagined, right?"
Hao Ren nodded and said four words: "Stars and oceans."
"Yeah, Stars and Seas, I told you long ago that the Dream Plane is a real world like the Table World, and you should have thought that the cosmic starry sky in the Dream Plane is not a background picture. Next, we will investigate What about other planets in the Dream Plane?"
"That's right," Hao Ren laughed, and explained his next plan, "I decided to start with the origin of the sea monsters first. The news of the 'Day of Return' was first spread by them, and I suspect that those sea monsters The real purpose is not to let other aliens return to the planet of Holleta, but they want to use their own strength to return to their homeland - this is what I just wanted to understand. If you can find the old home of the siren, you can probably Find out what caused the great crossing 10,000 years ago."
Raven 12345 looked at Hao Ren happily: "Very well, in short, this matter has been entrusted to you, and it depends on what results you can investigate. I am also investigating some things here, although I generally know a little The reason for the accident in this universe ten thousand years ago, but the specific process has never been found out, maybe your information is the key instead... "
Hao Ren just wanted to say a few polite words to her to see if he could swindle some more money, when he suddenly heard a loud shout from outside: "Crazy! Come out to me! Where's my knife?!"
Raven 12345's face changed when he heard this, and he turned his face and was about to run away. Hao Ren didn't realize it all of a sudden, and shouted from behind: "Hey, why..."
Raven 12345 didn't even look back: "It's too late, my enemy is coming! We'll talk about it next time we meet..."
Before the words were finished, a blue light flashed, and the neurotic goddess had disappeared from everyone's eyes. Hao Ren and the bearded man were staring at each other, but they didn't know what happened.
A moment later, the door of the round hall was kicked violently, and an unusually tall woman with long brown hair rushed in aggressively. The woman was a little surprised when she saw Hao Ren and the others, but immediately sensed the scent of Raven 12345 in the surrounding air, she frowned and asked, "Where's that psycho?"
Hao Ren didn't know why, but he knew that most of the people who dared to break in and say such things were acquaintances of Raven 12345, so he didn't want to offend him: "I don't know, she just said that the enemy came to the door, and then ran away."
"Damn it, it's a waste of time..." The tall slender woman...or the goddess bumped her fist roughly, at this moment, another voice suddenly came from the corridor outside: "Sir! There is a portal reaction in the arcane hall!"
The tall slender woman was overjoyed and disappeared in the blink of an eye. A moment later, she heard a burst of explosions and fighting sounds from a distance. The bearded four looked at Hao Ren in a daze: "This is..."
Hao Ren hurriedly lowered his head and pulled them away: "Don't ask, maybe it's the war of the gods..." (To be continued~^~)