The Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 570: These weirdos

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The lecture by the bearded man finally came to an end, and the surrounding circle of old ladies and daughters-in-law immediately entered into a serious discussion session. One older sister held up a small notebook and asked: "Master, I was late when you talked about the cycle of all things yesterday." Yes, can you..."

The bearded man had already seen Hao Ren standing outside the circle, and quickly waved his hand: "I'll talk about it tomorrow. This thing is all about following the fate, just listen to whichever part you catch up with. Landlord, are you here?"

At least 60% of the old ladies and daughter-in-laws in the circle know Hao Ren: In this small place in the southern suburbs, the neighbors are all acquaintances who have lived for decades, and everyone knows each other, and someone gets acquainted immediately Come and say hello. Seeing this situation, Hao Ren could only respond with a smile. Mrs. Zhao, who had always been acquainted with Hao Ren, stepped forward and grabbed Hao Ren's hand: "Boy Hao, you haven't shown up for ten days, right? Are you going out again?"

The old lady who is getting old can pay attention to these trivial matters.

Hao Ren laughed dryly: "Work, work... Didn't the job I was looking for last year require frequent business trips?"

"Well, it's really good to find a solid job and go to work," the old lady nodded poisedly, but soon became more serious, "But you don't stay at home all day...don't forget that you still rent a house , can you take care of it?"

Hao Ren thought of a way to perfunctory a few words, then quickly pulled away and walked in front of the bearded man: "Why are you still teaching the class?"

"I didn't expect that either," the bearded man spread his hands innocently, "I've been following your advice, trying not to attract attention. But a few days ago, I met an old man who was weak and had stomach problems. People, I took action to treat her, and then told her about life adjustments... "

"Then you will become the health care master in the southern suburbs, right?" Hao Ren slapped himself on the forehead. Every old lady on the street has become a celebrity."

The bearded man shrugged and was speechless. Because he has no idea what it means to be famous. When Hao Ren saw his reaction, he rolled his eyes and said, "In the future, find a way to stop your course—you ascetic monks are easy to starve to death if you put the way of life on ordinary people, do you know?"

The bearded man chuckled: "I know, I know. And I also want to stop: To be honest, dealing with these people is much more difficult than studying ancient scrolls. At least twenty or thirty ladies want to drag me to their I was really annoyed by the lectures at home, and it took most of my energy just to refuse them. But I think it is too irresponsible for these people to withdraw suddenly, so I have been dragging it until today... "

Hao Ren gave this new female friend a strange look, grabbed her by the arm and rushed towards the house: "Let's go, let's get out quickly. If you keep going on like this, maybe some old man who is full of righteous indignation will go away I will report you as an evil. "

Hao Ren slowed down when the two of them came to the door, tilted his head and lowered his voice: "We have found a stable passage to the Dream Plane. Becky has already gone back. Are you and the other three masters planning to go back?"

The bearded man paused, and then followed quickly: "The stable channel? Did you find it when you were dealing with the 'evil spirit' this time?"

Hao Ren nodded. The bearded man thought for a while, then shook his head slightly: "We do have plans to return to report on work, but we won't be going back in the near future. We each found our own things to do in this world, and we should travel here to learn as much as possible about this strange world , This will be of great help to our practice, and it will also help us to understand the goddess's creation power more deeply."

Hao Ren felt dizzy when he heard the bearded man talk about these gods and gods, but he knew that most devout believers were like this. So just try to get used to it. He casually asked about the movements of the other three people: "What are the other three masters doing now?"

The bearded man narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was confirming the situation of other people through some mysterious spiritual connection. After a while, he opened his eyes: "One is in Africa, conquering lions and wild elephants. These two days I have been busy mediating disputes between two local tribes... He is the new chief of one of the tribes. One is in Antarctica, and she is digging ice .Looking for primitive land, there is a group of seals at her disposal. The last person is in India, and she seems to have found many like-minded people, and perhaps there can spread the gospel of the goddess.”

Hao Ren: "..."

It took Hao Ren a long time to realize that the three ascetic monks who went out to travel around the world were more troublesome than he imagined. He looked at the bearded man with an almost horrified expression: "What are you planning to do?!"

The bearded man had a calm expression: "Traveling the world."

Hao Ren's expression was broken: "To travel the world, you need to go to Africa to be a chief, go to Antarctica to dig ice caps, go to India... Fuck, the one who went to India is the most normal?!"

"To travel the world, of course you have to experience all the difficulties and obstacles in this world." The bearded man couldn't understand why Hao Ren was so surprised. "How can it be called experiencing experience if you don't challenge the limit of survival?"

Hao Ren was speechless. After holding back for a long time, I came up with a practical question: "Wait a minute... By the way, how did they travel so far?! You don't have a passport! You can't find anyone even if you are a smuggler?"

The bearded man nodded: "Swimmed over."

Hao Ren: "..."

Dare to feel the meaning of "you" in "traveling" in the ascetic's dictionary!

"I feel like I can't stop you guys from conquering this world," Hao Ren waved his hands weakly. Suddenly, I felt that going to another world to bomb the "eldest son" was easier than dealing with this kind of ascetic monk whose thinking was different from ordinary people, "As long as they don't make any trouble... I don't care."

The bearded man nodded cheerfully: "We have a score."

To be honest, two months ago, Hao Ren would have been willing to believe Big Beard's promise, but now he really doubts how credible the other party's "sure" is. In such a short period of time, he can swim directly to the African grasslands and become the tribal chief. In which script do you think this ascetic monk has appeared in? Hao Ren really wanted to meet that brother ascetic monk who was stronger in combat power (combat power in various senses), but he was afraid of being hurt internally by the other party's aura from Africa with the blessing of the chief, so in the end he could only do it. Laugh twice, and go home with the bearded man.

"In addition, I also got the 'Original Blood'," Hao Ren suddenly remembered something, "I want to study whether I can get in touch with the goddess through them. Do you have any suggestions?"

"I know you don't believe in the Goddess of Creation, so just keep respecting it when the time comes," the bearded man said calmly, but he is very open-minded now, "But to be honest, I don't think you will succeed: establishing a connection with the Goddess requires extremely devout beliefs, Even monks who have been trained for many years will have a certain failure rate to establish contact through a complete tattooing ceremony, and it is almost impossible for a pagan who has never studied the scriptures to obtain the recognition of the original blood."

Hao Ren didn't say a word. He felt that the way he planned to study the source blood might not be approved by the bearded man, so he decided not to mention this topic.

Just when the two of them walked to the door of the house, a loud "boom" suddenly came from behind the house.

Hao Ren was startled by the loud noise, and ran to the back of the house to check the situation before he could enter the house. As a result, the scene in front of him made him not know what to say:

As soon as the gunpowder smoke cleared in the open space behind the house, a large pile of messy mechanical gadgets were scattered on the ground, all of which were old cylinders, bearings, gears, springs and the like. This is clearly the scene of an explosion of some kind of mechanical device. And a little girl in a black gothic dress was sitting in the middle of the explosion crater. The little girl was smoky all over, and she was holding the half-drawn pipe in her hand in a daze. Hearing someone approaching, the little girl turned her head cleverly, revealing a row of small white teeth in the lower half of her black face: "It's so exciting!"

Hao Ren supported the wall next to him to prevent himself from falling down: "Elizabeth...can't you do something that a princess in the devil world should do, such as conquering the world, bullying men and women, or finding two unlucky people to sign a slave contract?"

The little devil princess thought for a while, then opened her mouth and let out a puff of black smoke: "My dad said, I can't conquer the world until I finish elementary school."

Hao Ren: "..."

He felt that going to another world to fight with the eldest son was much easier than dealing with these weirdos at home! (It’s a great event to drop pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you! Follow up~click/official account (add friends on WeChat-add official account-enter qdread), and participate immediately! Everyone has a prize, now follow qdread immediately WeChat public account!) (to be continued~^~)