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Hao Ren didn't realize it all at once. In fact, you wouldn't be able to react to anyone who saw your cat suddenly turned into a big living person. Even Hao Ren, who is so well-informed, was a little confused all of a sudden. The cat girl who was suspected to be "fucking" became dissatisfied after waiting for a few seconds without seeing the rice, and raised her voice and yelled again: "Poop shovel, rice? Rice?! Rice!!"
Hao Ren pointed to his nose: "What do you call me?"
"Shit shoveler," the cat girl squinted her eyes, and rubbed Hao Ren's trousers on all fours. "Okay, lucha, can you give me a meal this time? I've been running all day, so I'm so hungry."
Hao Ren jumped up immediately: "Are you really out?!"
As soon as the cat girl heard the word "scroll", she would respond reflexively as if a switch had been pressed: "Meow?"
"Why did you say... No, how did you become like this?" Hao Ren was a little incoherent, and at this moment he didn't even know what to ask first, "Could it be that I ran out last night to find a place to transform? I ate something wrong before. What happened to something?"
"Roll" yawned lazily with his head drooping, and he looked for one thing: "rice."
"Eat and eat, you know how to eat!" Hao Ren's forehead was bulging, and after he recovered from the initial shock, he realized that even though the guy in front of him had turned upside down, he was still that stupid cat who ate and drank at his core, "Lily, Mix cat rice for her!"
Lily replied in a daze, and ran to bring over the rolled cat food bowl, but when she was about to hand it to Hao Ren, she suddenly hesitated: "Does she still eat cat food now?"
Before Hao Ren could answer, "Go" jumped up like lightning and snatched his job. He was content to eat and stuff, and at the same time thanked him politely: "Thank you, silly big cat."
Lily: "Woof? But I'm not a cat..."
"It is said that in the world view of cats, all creatures in the world are divided into big, medium and small cats, and then subdivided into cats that are stupider than yourself and cats that are slower than yourself." Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "And you still secretly eat cats. Dog food? Why can't she eat cat food. The cat food bought for her is more expensive than my biscuits. "
At this time, "Roll" looked up at Hao Ren again: "Shoveling shit, water."
Hao Ren finally realized that it was time to fight for his human rights. He pointed at the stupid cat, "Change the name first! I am your master!"
"Oh, the master who is responsible for shoveling shit, I want to drink water."
Hao Ren: "..."
One person and one cat fought for a long time, but in the end no one won. And other people took turns trying to negotiate with "Roll", but the latter was busy eating and ignored others. She maintains the grace and arrogance that a cat should have—that is, ignores everyone.
The only progress was that many people knew Hao Ren's status in the cat's heart. That's... ah, just a shovel of shit.
Hao Ren squatted on the sofa with a mournful face (this posture may have been infected by Lily next to him), watching the cat girl not far away lazily arching back and forth on the soft cushion, curling her hands into cat paws to wash her face, pawing My own tail and constantly scratching my ears, I have mixed feelings in my heart. He sighed: "I don't think catgirls in other stories should be the kind of soft, gentle, understanding creatures who are affectionate and sensible to their masters. Why did they become like this in my place?" A guy with a style of painting... "
Before he finished speaking, "Roll" suddenly jumped up and ran up the stairs. Then he rushed down like a convulsion, ran back and forth several times and didn't know what he wanted to do. Seeing this situation, Hao Ren could only cry even more. At the same time, she tugged on Nangong Wuyue's sleeve: "Teach her how to use the toilet... especially teach her how to deal with human clothes."
Vivian patted Hao Ren's shoulder: "I've also read the legends and modern stories about the cat girl, to be honest. The style of the painting in front of you is indeed a bit wrong, but logically... she is more real than the cats in the stories More, at least she doesn't like clothes like most cats."
"The key question now is how did she become like this," Hao Ren covered his face, "No matter how supernatural the phenomenon is, there must be a reason for it. You can't just need a cat for the plot and suddenly become a genius—we have another cat in this place. It’s not a treasure cave in the Immortal Mansion with outstanding people.”
"Strictly speaking, we are really a treasure cave in the Immortal Mansion," Vivienne shrugged, "The couplets at the entrance alone are enough for more than twenty Nantianmen. But I think the change of 'Rolling' has nothing to do with the feng shui here. It doesn't matter much."
"Actually, wasn't this cat already a little abnormal a while ago," Y'zaks said without saying a word. Only then did she interject in a low voice, "Since when did she like to watch TV? And when you adopted her before, she didn't have the habit of reading newspapers with you, right?"
Hao Ren was taken aback: "Reading the newspaper?"
"Yeah. Reading the newspaper," Y'zaks nodded. "I found out that my newspaper was missing once, and I saw Roll lying there reading the newspaper in the stairwell. She was definitely reading the newspaper at the time." Not tearing it up, because the papers were neatly laid out and none of them were turned upside down. But I guess she couldn't read—because all the papers were flipped to the picture pages."
Hao Ren opened his mouth and didn't speak for a long time, slowly recalling the various abnormal changes of "Roll" in the recent period. I don’t know when she started watching TV, she knows how to press the remote control by herself, and can remember the number in the upper right corner of the TV and use it to lock the channel. When the family eats, she will lie on the table and listen with her ears upright, as if she is paying attention For other people's discussion, she started to read newspapers, study the structure of doors and windows, and ran to the kitchen no longer to steal biscuits, but to see how her food was processed...
All these phenomena have actually been shown a long time ago, but because "Roll" is a strange cat from the beginning, and often has escaping behaviors, many people in the family don't care. Coupled with the fact that Hao Ren has been busy dealing with the troubles of the eldest son and the other world recently, he didn't think about these things systematically at all - and he didn't have any warning.
Elizabeth looked around with her precious screwdriver, and finally bowed her head in frustration: "Oh, it's actually quite worth studying... Unfortunately, there is no place to screw."
I don't know how the head of this devil princess grows.
"It seems that the changes in 'Rolling' started around the Chinese New Year," Vivienne rubbed her chin thoughtfully, "Although she hadn't transformed into a human form at that time, she was obviously opening up... Will I ask her later? "
"I suddenly found it difficult to communicate with my cat," Hao Ren sighed, "Didn't you see her reaction just now, she is a complete bastard cat. Speaking of which, I didn't feel it when I took care of her before."
"Language barriers make the relationship between the master and pet more harmonious, and through brainstorming, you will feel that you are already close." Lily gritted her teeth and said something very philosophical, "Many times the only reason why two people have a good conversation is that They couldn't understand each other scolding themselves—have you forgotten the first diplomacy in the history of the Campbell Stars?"
Hao Ren sighed, he realized that what Lily said made sense, but he still had to find a way to communicate with his cat... I don't know if Xiaoyugan will work or not.
At this time, Nangong Wuyue had already led Shi Shiran out of the bathroom. The cat girl walked awkwardly, always involuntarily wanting to get down on all fours, but Wuyue next to her kept pulling her up.
Walking upright is really difficult.
May has already washed the face of "Roll" and smoothed her hair by the way, and the latter finally turned into a clean and beautiful girl. Hao Ren noticed that the other person's appearance was a bit like a combination of Lily, Vivienne and Nangong Wuyue, even with a bit of Becky's eyeliner. He couldn't help but wonder if the other person chose based on the people he usually saw. She has changed her current appearance: if her transformation is self-controllable.
"Come here," Hao Ren patted the armrest of the sofa, which is the favorite place for "Roll" to lie on his stomach, but soon Hao Ren realized that the situation was different, "Forget it, you should find a place to lie on your stomach Bar."
"Roll" meowed, lightly jumped onto the sofa to find a comfortable position and curled up into a ball, continued to play with the tail, pull the ears and wash the face with paws. Seeing this situation, Hao Ren pointed at the other person's body: "Do you know what you have become?"
The cat girl looked down at her belly and shook her head: "It has become a big cat."
"Do you know how you became like this?"
"have no idea."
"Do you know when you became like this?"
"have no idea."
"Do you know who I am?"
"Poop shovel."
Hao Ren: "...Okay, let's skip this question. How do you feel now?"
The cat girl was hunched over on the sofa, her eyes were still a little confused, it seemed that she was also confused about the changes that had happened to her, and maybe a little uneasy. But in the end she nodded: "It doesn't feel like it. You're all getting smaller."
"That's because you've grown up," Hao Ren sighed, "Forget it, it looks like you're not very smart when you just became a human, and you probably can't tell yourself." Take it! Follow~ point/official account (add friends on WeChat-add official account-enter qdread), and participate immediately! Everyone has a prize, now immediately follow qdread WeChat official account!) (to be continued~^~)