The Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 577: How dare you feed the cat like this

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Raven 12345's words revealed the truth. Hao Ren realized that he could never expect to see this crazy woman stand on the altar with a solemn and compassionate face and say "Let there be light", so he threw away all seriousness and stepped forward to get acquainted. Greeted politely: "Boss, I came back from the dream plane."

"I know, you have found a stable passage to the dream plane? I observed a distorted world crossing phenomenon, but it did not cause turmoil in the dream plane. I guess you have found the gate," Raven 12345 turned around "I don't know how many loopholes there are. It's really... What the hell is this?!"

As soon as Raven 12345 turned around, she saw the cat girl who was squatting on the ground washing her face with her paws, "Go away". With her sharp eyesight, she saw that this was a wonderful creature on the spot, so she was shocked. Nangong Sanba's expression was very troubled after hearing this movement, he touched Hao Ren's arm cautiously: "This is..."

"This is the goddess," Hao Ren gritted his back teeth, and then introduced the two guests to his female boss, "The one next to me is Nangong Sanba, the brother of Nangong Wuyue, you should also know him In this case, this guy is ready to join the gang, here to let you have a look. The other furry unknown creature squatting on the ground... is 'roll'."

Hao Ren was worried that the other party might not understand, so he added a special sentence: "It's what I mentioned to you, my cat..."

Raven 12345 stared at Hao Ren like he was watching a joke: "Why did your cat become like this?!"

"How would I know? If I had to know, I could still come to you for consultation?" Hao Ren spread his hands dumbfounded, "This morning, he suddenly turned into a human and came back, and even learned the human language by the way. Ask her and she won't say no." Clearly, I know that I have gradually opened up my mind a while ago. I wondered if I suddenly absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon and cultivated to become fine... If not, you can't see it, right?"

"Tch, how can this goddess with such sharp eyes see things that she can't see," Raven 12345 said with her hands on her hips, "It's also really thanks to you that you can come up with the idea of cultivating to become fine. How many years did it take human beings to cultivate upright Walking, do you know, you think that wild animals howling at the moon every night can genetically mutate to look like humans... Silly cat. Come here and look into my eyes."

Strange to say, Raven 12345's words seem to have some kind of inexplicable command power, "Get out" usually ignores outsiders, but now he ran over obediently, staring into the goddess' eyes .

Raven 12345 looked at the silly face of the cat girl for a while, and there seemed to be blue light surging in his eyes. After a moment she breathed out. Turning to look at Hao Ren: "The mutation happened around the Chinese New Year. Did you feed her something weird?"

"Strange stuff?" Hao Ren rubbed his chin, "I don't remember eating it... oh shit, it could be Apple's problem, right?!"

Hao Ren remembered the most extraordinary food he had eaten for "Roll" during the Chinese New Year, and cold sweat poured down his forehead: "Golden apples! I gave her golden apples! By the way, does that thing still have this?" functional?"

Raven 12345 became anxious when he heard this, and stared at his eyes: "You fucking feed cats with golden apples?! Golden apples of life and death, human flesh and bones, golden apples that can cause a millennium war if thrown in a mortal country, you fucking meow It’s even used to feed cats!”

Hao Ren's cold sweat was already streaming down to his heels: "I didn't expect this thing to have such great effects... Didn't you say take it home and eat it casually?"

"What I'm talking about is that you and the supermen in your family can eat whatever you want, excluding cats!" Raven 12345 squinted, "Can you stop treating this thing as five yuan and two catties just because it was issued during the Chinese New Year? It's a golden apple, Yuyou No. 4, which was planted by the goddess of life!"

When Hao Ren heard the last half of the sentence, he really felt that the golden apple was worth five yuan and two catties...

"Then what should we do now?" Hao Ren looked at "roll" helplessly. At this moment, the cat girl seemed to be dozing off again. She rolled on the ground twice and came to Hao Ren's feet habitually. Lie directly on top of the latter and get ready for a nap. But the problem is that she is now several times bigger than before, and she can't find the old touch no matter how she lays down. So in a rage, he began to bite Hao Ren's trouser legs.

"I'm thinking about it, you can only raise her like this from now on," Raven 12345 spread out his hands, "The effect of the golden apple has fully taken effect, and now she has been completely catalyzed into a brand new life form... Probably with your family Pretty much Superman."

Hao Ren held "Roll" by the collar to keep her from biting his trouser legs while shaking his head: "But even Lily in my house would not bite someone's trouser legs, nor would they roll around on the ground all day long... "

"Shit shoveler, put me down! Put me down!"

"And none of them told me to shovel shit."

"Let's educate slowly," Raven 12345 popped up a small electric spark and hit the cat girl, startling the latter. "Her mind has opened up, but her habits have not been corrected. In fact, she will understand everything you tell her. If you educate her slowly, she will soon adapt to human life."

Hao Ren could only grudgingly groan. Then he was a little curious: "I can understand when words become human, but how can she speak human language in the first place? It takes a while to learn this thing. Could it be that the golden apple has its own wisdom empowerment and turned her into a genius?"

"You are really right. The real function of the golden apple is actually 'biological template optimization'. It can optimize and adjust various indicators of living things to the optimal template level when the gods created mortals. Therefore, wisdom is given to those who have no wisdom. If there is no longevity, give longevity, and if there is no strength, give strength. Although its effect is not as good as direct physical adjustment, but after it takes effect slowly, the result is not bad. Your cat must have low intelligence at the beginning, so Jin Apple directly gave her the highest intelligence, and then she took advantage of that time to learn human language—learn it in the state of a cat, and after she becomes a human, she can speak it after a little adaptation. Of course, this enlightenment The effect of the drug will gradually decrease to the standard level, which is the same as the weakening of the drug effect."

Hao Ren didn't expect that golden apple to have such a reputation, so he nodded repeatedly. But in the end, he suddenly had a question: "I understand what you said... Can you give the heart to the heartless?"

Raven 12345 froze for a moment: "What do you mean?"

"Lily ate both apples, and now she gnaws on her tail every morning, and pulls me to take her for a walk every now and then." Hao Ren stroked his chin, "and I don't know if it's an illusion... I think she The symptoms are getting worse."

Raven 12345 rolled her eyes: "It's not heartless, it's just her normal life. Different races have different living habits. In the eyes of the Harz Zerg, it's still heartless for people on earth to eat with napkins and knives and forks. Culture Can it be called a matter?"

Hao Ren was speechless, and suddenly remembered what Lily said:

"If you don't bite your tail, what's the use of it?"

There is no solution to the problem of differences in worldviews.

He talked with Raven 12345 about raising cats and dogs (no mistake), and finally mentioned the situation of Nangong Sanba joining the gang.

"I read the work manual. If the inspector thinks it is necessary and has conducted a preliminary review, he can expand his power in the local world and recruit assistants." Hao Ren patted Nangong Sanba on the shoulder, "His younger sisters have joined the gang." Now, I think it's best to drag this brother in by the way."

Nangong Sanba has been busy studying the stars in the universe. To be honest, after excluding the funny goddess, the scenery of this place is truly extraordinary and shocking. At this time, he heard Hao Ren mentioning himself and he quickly came back to his senses: "Oh yes, I want to work..."

"Well, outsiders who are in the know, now that various review conditions are relaxed, you can indeed recruit a few assistants like this by yourself," Raven 12345 looked at Nangong Sanba, then nodded to Hao Ren, "Confirmed the job Are you capable?"

Hao Ren gritted his teeth and said against his will: "Very reliable demon hunter..."

Nangong Sanba sighed: "I can tell that you are guilty."

"Aha, it's reliable if you say it's reliable," Raven 12345 could tell what was going on with Nangong Sanba at a glance, but she didn't seem to care about it. People are even rarer."

Finally, Hao Ren took out the most important thing that he wanted to hand over to Raven 12345 from the portable space.

"This is source blood," Hao Ren handed a small metal tube to Raven 12345, "the living ingredients of the first seed." Official account (add friends on WeChat-add official account-enter qdread), join now! Everyone has a prize, now immediately follow qdread WeChat official account!) (to be continued~^~)