The Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 579: Walking a cat is more difficult than walking a dog

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Putting aside the god's work for the time being, he returned to Hao Ren's side. At this time, he had led the two of them (including a cat) out of Raven 12345's bungalow, and was now walking on the only commercial street in the southern suburbs. "Roll" was looking around all the way to check the surrounding scenery, and almost returned to the state of being on all fours several times. Thanks to Hao Ren's constant staring at the cat, there was no accident.

This is the first time for Cat Girl to observe this familiar street from a human perspective—she completed her transformation in the wilderness last night, and habitually went home early in the morning to sleep, before she had time to take a good look at the outside world.

"It's different." The cat girl muttered, while touching her hair uncomfortably, Hao Ren quickly held the other's hand: "Don't take off your hat! Don't move your tail! If you want to expose yourself, you will You are never allowed to go out again."

When returning home, Hao Ren suddenly remembered that he should buy two clothes for "Gun". After all, she couldn't be allowed to wear Lily's all the time, so he took this guy to the commercial street. In order to prevent the cat from revealing its secrets, he put a soft wide-brimmed hat on the other party, asked the other party to curl up its tail to hide it under the jacket, and asked her to carry a small backpack to help cover it up. It stands to reason that this camouflage is enough. Usually Elizabeth wears a hat and colored contact lenses to run around without revealing her secrets, but Hao Ren obviously underestimated the active nature of a cat. Almost exhausted his energy... This guy is much more difficult to deal with than that demon princess who only knows how to disassemble it!

Now he is glad that he expected that "Roll" would not be able to control his tail, so he specially tied the cat's tail to the girl's back with cloth strips, and she was wearing a very large dress. The spring and autumn shirt, the part that is most likely to be exposed, is still safe.

But even so, Hao Ren still felt a little frightened along the way. He thought about how easy it was for the first time to let the cat girl go to the street... Then what should I do in the future

He thought it was impossible for him to keep this wild and unruly guy at home for a long time. She couldn't control her when she was just a cat before, let alone now that she has become a person who is gradually opening up her mind? This guy is always going to come out and run around... Could it be that she is allowed to wander outside with cat ears and a tail? How many microblogs have to be alarmed by this.

The cat girl didn't know what her master was worrying about, she started to lose her mind as she walked around, and then suddenly saw someone selling grilled fish by the side of the road, and immediately the whole person... the whole cat became excited. He rushed over in no time, and by the time Hao Ren saw it, this idiot had already rushed to the side of the stall. Then…

Then find a safe place and squat down on the spot, staring like ordinary wild cats to see when the guests who are eating grilled fish will drop some scum, and at the same time, leaning slightly sideways, ready to escape when someone throws a stone. The whole business is proficient, and it seems that it is often done like this.

Hao Ren was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and quickly shouted from behind: "Come back!"

It's a pity that he shouted a step too late, because the owner of the grilled fish stall found a beautiful girl rushing over and squatting in front of the stall. Subconsciously thinking that he was here to buy fish (although this buying posture is a bit ingenious), he asked casually: "Want a skewer?" At the same time, he held up a skewer of freshly grilled fish and handed it over.

The cat girl thought it was feeding her, so she snatched it quickly and stuffed the fish into her mouth, but she saw her complexion changed drastically on the spot, and she spat out all the fish with a meowing voice, grabbing her throat and yelling Earth-shattering: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts... It hurts meow!!"

The stall owner who sold grilled fish looked dumbfounded, since he had never seen such a sensitive tongue in seven or eight years of business, he thought that the guy in front of him was sent by the kebab seller across the street to make trouble for him. Fortunately, Hao Ren and Nangong Sanba arrived later. The two bluffed and apologized and fooled the stall owner over, and bought several skewers of grilled fish to settle the matter, and then they dragged the cat girl and left the place quickly.

"You don't know that cats can't eat hot food!" Hao Ren jumped up and scolded the cat, which was still stupid after becoming a human. "And you have to pay for eating other people's food, you don't know!"

The cat girl really has a long face. Although the tears were about to fall from the scalding, she still sternly replied: "Meow I don't know!"

Hao Ren was furious over it. After thinking about it in my heart, it really is like this: Even if the mind of this guy in front of me is opened, knowledge is not obtained through empowerment. She doesn't know what the rules of human society are.

And it was the first time she knew that she couldn't eat hot food: "The one just now was 'hot'? The food is very hot, so it hurts to eat? Then why didn't I feel pain when I ate food before?"

"Nonsense, I usually serve cold bibimbap for you, and it's even more impossible for you to go out and pick up things on the street to eat hot food." Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "I said you can't be a little quieter? Have you forgotten what you said before at the intersection? If you cause trouble, you will never be allowed to go to the street again."

The cat girl didn't even listen to what Hao Ren said in the second half of the sentence, she just stuck out her tongue and puffed to dissipate the remaining heat, while muttering to herself thoughtfully: "It turns out that you are usually so kind to me ah?"

Hao Ren's face turned green: "How many times have I told you that this name needs to be changed!! You know that I treat you well, why can't you be more respectful?!"

"Get lost" looked blankly at Hao Ren and got angry. I don't know why, so he went forward and rubbed Hao Ren's elbow with the top of his head: "Oh, Chop Chop. Chop Chop, shit shoveler, are you happy now? So give me a little fish!"

Hao Ren: "..."

At this time, Nangong Sanba suddenly realized: "Wait a minute, I think... Even if a cat learns the human language through wisdom empowerment, she should not have the concept of commendatory and derogatory words, right?"

Hao Ren looked at him curiously: "What do you want to say?"

"So she didn't tell you to shovel shit because she wanted to be angry with you or have a grudge against you," Nangong Sanba spread her hands, "but she really thinks you are a big cat who is very good at shoveling. In the cat's world view Here, it might be a professional job."

Hao Ren was dumbfounded: "...Damn it, why do I always catch up with this kind of thing?"

"Roll" turned his head to look around, and started to grab Hao Ren's sleeve again: "Little dried fish, I want dried fish."

Dare to have nothing else on her mind.

Hao Ren had no temper after being tossed about, so he could only pass over the grilled fish that was almost cold: "Eat this, this place doesn't sell small dried fish."

The cat girl looked at the grilled fish with fear, licked it cautiously, and felt relieved when she found it didn't hurt, and started to gobble it up. Hao Ren looked at her with inexplicable sympathy: This guy is not easy, since the family has a Doudou, the whole family dare not eat fish, occasionally making a fish fry is like doing underground work To hide and tuck. Not to mention "scroll", she made the baby fish toss so hard that it almost reshape the three views, even if she sees a fish occasionally, she has to meow for a long time. She didn't dare to speak until she had a meal.

Fortunately, now that she has become a human and her intelligence has evolved, she can tell that the grilled fish will not move, otherwise she would not have been squatting next to the stall just now, but would have gone up to say hello to the fish on the grill. The scene was even more horrifying, and it was easy to recruit people from Qingshan Mental Hospital if you didn't pay attention.

"I regret bringing this guy to the streets so early to see the world," Hao Ren poured out his bitterness to Nangong Sanba, "I should take her back to teach common sense of human beings, and then let her go out after the training is almost done."

"That's more likely to cause accidents. You can't tie her with an iron chain. What if she runs out and causes trouble before you finish training?" Nangong Sanba smacked his lips, "It's better to look at her while you Take her to the street for a few laps first, and getting familiar with her as soon as possible can reduce troubles."

Hao Ren sighed again, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly realized that "Roll" had disappeared again. He quickly looked around, and suddenly found that the girl had run across the road at some point, and was looking at the trash can. It seems that I am studying whether my head can be stretched inside!

Standing next to him was a dumbfounded sanitation worker.

Hao Ren could only call out loudly, regardless of the strange faces of the people around him: "Get back!"

The cat girl ran back, and Hao Ren taught her with a straight face: "Don't go digging through the trash! Don't go to the street to pick up food! And... wait a minute, how do you walk?" Is it becoming more and more unstable?"

The cat girl twisted awkwardly: "The tail...can't be flicked, it will shake when walking."

Hao Ren looked up to the sky and sighed: "Forget it, let's go home quickly!" (To be continued~^~)