Hao Ren led "Roll" on the way home, feeling physically and mentally exhausted from walking around this time. He didn't expect that the cat would be so troublesome after it became a human. Those cute and sensible cat girls in the novels are all fooling people. How can such a guy with the logic of a cat and the action of a human be able to worry? The world view of a newly grown cat girl is not right at all!
Walking all the way back like this, Hao Ren couldn't remember how many times he had said: "Don't squat at other people's feet...don't eat things on the side of the road...don't rummage through the trash can...don't climb the wall, don't climb from the tree. Get up and down! Let the bird go! Stay away from the dogs... stay out of the trash... get up and walk!"
He felt that he was taking care of a child, and this child was much more difficult to take care of than Doudou.
The cat girl jumped off the wall for the third time, her body was already dirty as if she had just returned from the Middle East war zone. She bared her teeth at Hao Ren, "You shit shovel, you're so annoying."
Hao Ren had already given up on correcting what this guy called him, and just reminded her feebly: "You have become a human, okay, the way of life in the future must be changed... Do you understand? Life style, behavior habits, I said you should be able to Do you understand?"
"It's not something to eat, but I can understand it," the cat girl shook her head, "But why are there so many things that have nothing to do with eating in human language?"
Hao Ren glared: "Why don't you care about so many reasons, just do what I say!"
The cat girl snorted in her throat: "It's so troublesome, it's so troublesome to become a big cat, you quickly change me back."
Hao Ren rolled his eyes and didn't answer: He thought about it, the problem is that the transformation is not a video, so how can it be reversed!
When the three returned home, they found that only Vivienne and Lily were left guarding the house. Nangong Wuyue must have gone to sing in front of some subway station shop plaza again, and the bearded man may have challenged man and nature in the wilderness again, and of course he may have been dragged by a group of middle-aged and elderly women in the southern suburbs to give lectures. Yzaks and his father may be collecting waste on the street again—the former demon king of another world fell to the earth and wandered without a job, and finally collected waste in the southern suburbs with the princess of the demon world. I am very happy.
Lily was lying on the table typing, and came over when she heard the movement: "Landlord, are you back? Are you clear about the situation?"
Vivian also came over and looked curiously at Hao Ren and "Roll" who was lying beside the sofa.
"Golden Apple's trouble." Hao Ren sighed and briefly explained what he had heard from Raven 12345. Then I solemnly reminded, "If any of you still have golden apples left, don't use them to feed small animals. This thing is too worry-free."
Lily groaned, but she wasn't worried: this foodie had already eaten up his apples. Then she turned around and sniffed the cat girl, muttering to herself while sniffing: "It smells like a shopping street...and grilled fish. Did you lead her into the street? Did she run around?"
Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "Can you stop running around? To be honest, walking her is more troublesome than walking you."
Lily smiled when she heard this, and even took it as a compliment, and leaned forward with a shy face: "Then when are you going to walk me again? I haven't gone shopping in the city for several days!"
Hao Ren: "...can you be promising?"
"Get out" lay on the ground for a while, raised his head and looked at Lily lazily: "Silly big cat, I want to eat! I'm not full of grilled fish!"
Lily snorted, and turned her head to prepare meals for the cat girl. Hao Ren was surprised when he saw the situation: "Hey, aren't you not afraid of her?"
Lily scratched her hair: "I'm not afraid anymore, but it's become a habit to bibimbap for her."
Hao Ren was a little dumbfounded. I really didn't expect this husky to be so unpromising. I thought she finally turned into a serf and sang, and she got rid of the food chain of dogs←cats←fish at home. In the end, she was already trapped in this food chain and couldn't get out!
At this time, "Roll" untied her tail from her clothes, and she stretched comfortably. Then I climbed onto the sofa in a completely squirming way, turned on the TV and started watching the pet channel, and yelled: "Poop shovel! I want this toy! And this can! This mat is also beautiful... Get me a new cat Wo~~I want a smaller one...give me the dried fish!"
Anyway, no matter what the yelling is, the cat girl is never idle for a moment. This can be regarded as a major feature of "Rolling": Compared with other gentle and quiet cats, this is simply an ADHD patient. When she was a cat, she would either run around outside or mess around in the house all day long. Can't be quiet. But when she was tossing around, she wasn't so upset at all: at that time, no one could understand what she was talking about!
It's good now, the cat girl is sitting on the sofa and talking, Hao Ren finally realizes how annoying it can be when a cat can talk.
But Hao Ren also thought about it: he could completely ignore the cat's noise and just pretend he couldn't understand what she was saying like before. Anyway, when "Gun" was running around in the house, no one paid attention to her. She is also very happy with herself, and now no one cares about her. She should get used to it too.
And Vivian looked at the cat girl who was watching TV on the sofa, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, have you decided on a new name?"
Hao Ren was confused: "New name?"
Vivian pouted at the sofa: "Cat. Don't tell me you still call her 'scroll' now? Can you say that name?"
Hao Ren was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that today's "roll" is no longer the old "roll", this cat should have a more normal name!
Otherwise, it would be easy to get into trouble if you continue to call the girl by her old name when you are leading the girl out. The old men and women in the southern suburbs are slow to respond on other occasions, but when they see Hao Ren "walking the cat", they will definitely scramble to call him to complain about his domestic violence!
Thinking of this, he reached out and patted Cat Girl on the head: "Don't look, I'll discuss something with you."
He should be the first owner in history who has to discuss with the cat's name.
The cat girl turned her head, her pointed ears twitched twice: "What are you doing, meow, shit shovel?"
"...you can call it whatever you like," Hao Ren sighed, "I want to say it's time to change your name."
"Name?" Cat girl blinked her eyes, "Why change the name?"
"You can't use this name now." Hao Ren tried hard to make the cat understand some things in the human world. "Humans can't be named 'Roll'. If I greet you like that on the street in the future, you will be easily complained, you know?"
The cat girl was quite honest: "I don't know."
Hao Ren could see it. Although this guy was annoying in every way, he had only one advantage, and that was absolute honesty—a newly formed monster, as pure as a blank sheet of paper!
So the next main job for him and Vivian is to make the cat understand why "roll" is not a normal name. Hao Ren even tried his best to explain that naming her "Roll" at the earliest time was a complete misunderstanding, it was an accidental collision between a cat's worldview and human language. But the two were explaining enthusiastically, but the cat didn't listen at all: she just shook her head and pretended to be very good, but curled up lazily on the sofa after listening to a few words.
Lazy, stubborn and disobedient as before.
Lily brought the cat meal over, and seeing Hao Ren and Vivian sitting beside them with frustrated faces, she was a little curious: "What's wrong?"
"Why is it so difficult to change a cat's name?" Hao Ren sighed, "The cats and dogs in other people's homes change their names if they want to change their names."
Vivian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Nonsense, you don't need to discuss with other people's cats and dogs when they change their names, and who would change their names normally?"
It seems that, as Nangong Sanba said on the road, even if the cat girl has opened her mind now, there is no way to solve the problems in world outlook and knowledge. In a cat's language system, there is no distinction between positive and negative words. Even if she knows what "roll" means, she won't feel that there is anything wrong with using this word on her head—just as she doesn't think it's wrong at all. There's nothing wrong with calling your master a shit shoveler.
Hao Ren decided not to discuss with the cat, but to finalize the name first. And this time he quickly came up with a bunch of new names: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Maomao, Hao Miaomao, Hao Maomiao—anyway, this guy’s naming ability is basically like this, and a bunch of names come out like tongue twisters of.
After he wrote all the names on the paper, he proudly showed off to Vivian, but the latter poured cold water on him: "There are quite a few names, do you think she can listen to you?"
"Why not, let's try." Hao Ren chuckled, and then held the note and yelled after the cat girl one by one, from the first to the last... There was no response from the other party.
Hao Ren was dumbfounded, and finally had no choice but to return to the original point: "Get lost!"
The cat girl jumped down from the sofa and rubbed against Hao Ren's trouser legs.
Vivian patted Hao Ren's arm: "I think... let's call it 'Get out', anyway, she won't be allowed to go out casually in the near future." (To be continued~^~)