Facts have proved that golden apples can empower a silly cat with wisdom, but not knowledge—when a cat has human wisdom but retains cat cognition, the sparks produced by the collision of the worldviews of the two species are simply blinding dog eyes. After this bastard found out that she could handle the problem of going to the toilet and didn't even need cat litter, a shocking fact hit her not so bright mind:
From then on, I don't need cat litter anymore.
So "shit shoveling" has since lost its meaning of existence.
Hao Ren was dying.
This magical three-stage reasoning scared the bastard on the spot.
The silly cat was crying while holding Hao Ren's trouser leg while wiping away tears. Ordinary cats would never have such a reaction: because their intelligence and emotional complexity are doomed to not have so much affection for their masters. Ordinary people There is absolutely no such reaction, because any human being with a little bit of three views will not think that the words "shit shovel officer" are serious. However, an ordinary cat demon took this matter seriously, and became seriously sad: her feelings were just complicated enough to understand the intimate relationship between her master and herself, but her cognition was just too simple to understand human beings. What do you do for a living.
After Hao Ren wanted to understand the logic of "rolling off", he couldn't laugh or cry. His first reaction was to grab the silly cat by the neck and shake it a couple more times. But after hesitating for a moment, he explained slowly, trying to make the silly cat understand that humans are human beings. What a complicated creature, and changing cat litter for one's own cat is just a trivial part of human life... Life is definitely not composed of two parts: "preparing food for Mr. Meow" and "changing cat litter for Mr. Meow" !
The more Hao Ren talked, the more he felt that shit, he was actually explaining this kind of fucking problem to a cat seriously... This problem was illogical from beginning to end, and every word was full of maddening humor, but He still can't help laughing!
"Go away" finally calmed down after listening, and looked at Hao Ren suspiciously: "Aren't you lying to Meow? Are you really not going to die?"
Hao Ren was about to lose his strength: "How could I die... When will your world view be normal?"
"Meow doesn't know what a worldview is, but a big cat's daily life is to feed me and clean the toilet for me," the cat girl blinked her eyes, and her tail finally softened. "Big cats usually do other things. ah?"
"Damn it. My colorful daily life has been condensed into two parts in the eyes of a cat," Hao Ren said while clutching his head, feeling that the value of his life had been challenged. "Anyone of you who can understand a cat's world view, explain it to me."
Everyone around immediately backed away, expressing that it was best not to touch such a ridiculous topic.
Hao Ren pulled the cat girl up with all his strength, and wiped away the dripping tears on her face with his hands. The latter stared nervously: "Poop shoveler, are you sure you're not dead?"
Hao Ren couldn't laugh or cry: "I won't die, I won't die... I didn't intend to die in the first place."
The cat girl nodded reassuringly: "Oh, that's good. Give me the dried fish."
Hao Ren: "...you don't have anything else on your mind?!"
"There are also big dried fish."
"Fish is not allowed at home," Hao Ren glared at Shamao, then took out a ham sausage from the portable space and stuffed it into her hand, "Here's this for you... Hey, tear off the package! You can't eat it directly!"
Sha Mao bit the ham sausage, and filled his mouth with the plastic packaging outside: "Why is there such a hard layer outside?"
Hao Ren sighed, and helped the cat girl remove the package from the outside of the sausage: "Nonsense, I usually take care of it for you. Now that you have hands, you have to solve these problems by yourself. And you have to learn to use chopsticks in two days. You can't use chopsticks every day. Every time I eat, I bury my face in the rice bowl."
The silly cat was eating the ham sausage, and suddenly thought of something: "You don't plan to want me anymore, you shit shoveler? Then I can go out to eat. You let me come back to sleep at night..."
Hao Ren crossed his hips, thinking that this bastard makes people angry, but he just can't get angry: "Who said you don't want it. I just said that you have to learn to live with your current body in the future. Your current body can do a lot of things before. What I did for you."
The cat girl nodded her head half-understood, she didn't know how much she had listened to, but she felt at ease after seeing her expression. Cats are really sensitive creatures. You said that the family members were negligent for a while, and she caused a lot of trouble by herself.
Hao Ren looked at Shamao's ignorant expression, and said, "Besides, I still have to say, you have to change the name you call me. I thought it wouldn't matter if you barked like that, but now See what your worldview looks like."
"I don't understand." The cat girl swallowed the ham sausage, "I'm going to get out. Very good, you are a shoveler, very good, it's not good to replace it."
As she spoke, she stretched out her head and rubbed against Hao Ren's arm, making a grunting sound in her throat: "Get out of here with the shit shoveler, it's full and not cold, so it's also good."
Hao Ren pressed the silly cat's head and pushed her away. He felt that this cat was not as stubborn, lazy and troublesome as she usually appeared. In fact, she was a very simple guy: no matter how complicated a cat is, it is more complicated than a cat. Human beings are simple. She's just by nature so occasionally annoying, but after getting acquainted with her nature and being able to communicate with it, anyone can appreciate the simple nature of this guy.
After all, she only had a head full of small dried fish—plus, at most, large dried fish.
Hao Ren thought for a long time, and finally thought of a new name that "Roll" can accept, and she also used this name just now: "You just call me a big cat... At least it's better than a shit shovel."
"There are too many big cats," the cat girl blinked, "I can't tell the difference."
Hao Ren was at a loss.
But the cat girl thought about it for a while, and found a solution: "You are a big cat."
Hao Ren was very interested: "What do you mean?"
"The most powerful big cat," the cat girl's eyes lit up, "because you are very good at foraging!"
Hao Ren thought about it, and realized that it was because he was responsible for buying vegetables and carrying food home... In the world view of a cat, if he can achieve this result every time he forages, he might be considered Elvis Presley.
After finally solving the cat problem, Hao Ren heaved a sigh of relief, turned his face and found that Vivian and the others were looking at him with strange expressions, and he could only shrug his shoulders: "I have nothing to do, education must be done step by step. Let her remember so many names that have no meaning, she can't remember."
"But the title 'big cat' really isn't much better," Vivian covered her face, "we will all be big cats from now on."
Lily squinted at Vivienne: "Just be content, I've been a silly big cat from the beginning and I haven't said anything yet."
Everyone sighed that this girl is so generous.
At this time, the data terminal suddenly flew over from an unknown corner, and bumped into Hao Ren: "Are you still messing with cats?"
"Just finished tinkering," Hao Ren reached out to catch the data terminal, "What's wrong?"
"Take a trip to the spaceship, and the cultivation tank in the laboratory has made some progress."
Hao Ren was immediately pleasantly surprised: "The first seed has been created?!"
"You think beautifully - just make some organs."
But even just creating some organs is enough to make people overjoyed, Hao Ren immediately prepared to go to the spaceship to see the situation. But there is someone who is more excited than him: Elizabeth just finished two big questions under the supervision of her own father soberly, when she happened to hear the word "spaceship" from the living room, she immediately cheered: "I want to go too, I want to go too!" !"
Hao Ren waved his hand: "Let's go together, and see what the internal organs of the first seed look like."
Vivienne frowned: "What a good topic makes it so strange when you say it... Hey wait, finish your meal first! You haven't eaten breakfast yet!"
After eating, the group left "Roll" at home to watch the house, and by the way told the bearded man who was meditating behind the house to watch out, to prevent the silly cat from running out by himself, and then teleported to Kuiper station in a hurry.
During the docking period, the Giant Turtle Rock Platform was still faithfully executing the commands sent by its master remotely, and it had cultivated the first batch of tissue samples in its own laboratory. These tissue samples were grown on the basis of the cells that Hao Ren took out from the "holy coffin".
When a group of people came to the spacecraft laboratory, they saw those strange-looking...organs that were slowly moving in the huge crystallization container.
If they are indeed the organs of the First Seed. (to be continued~^~)