In his previous life, Jiang Long had written an autobiography with the help of a publisher. When revising the manuscript, he found that 150,000 words of his 500,000-word memoir were secretly dissing Qi Yu, his former mortal enemy.
For details, please see the book title "Dirty Words".
This shows how much he hates Qi Yu.
But compared to his dislike when he was young, Jiang Long didn't hate Qi Yu that much when he got older, and more often he hated him with a sense of ridicule. But he was a former rival after all, and they were naturally incompatible, and even eating at the same table felt weird.
Then I can't be a duck, right
When Chen Xiao said this, the recording staff watching nearby almost laughed, and Qi Yu's face darkened. He was from a wealthy family, a nobleman who grew up in wealth, arrogant, bad-tempered, and troublesome. After entering the entertainment industry, he couldn't stand Jiang Long stealing his limelight, so he used his power to suppress him in many places, and he was definitely playing the villain.
Unfortunately, this gifted boy didn't have a smooth career. He was poisoned and his voice became mute, forcing him to quit the entertainment industry. I don't know if this is retribution.
Outsiders thought it was not a big deal. After all, Qi Yu could inherit the family property after returning, which was much better than ordinary people. But only Jiang Long said that it was a devastating blow to make a person who loved singing unable to open his mouth for the rest of his life.
So when Qi Yu retired from the entertainment industry, everyone pushed him down, and countless people were digging up his past scandals. Only Jiang Long, who had returned from retirement, remained silent.
It is undeniable that although Qi Yu is a bad guy, he is indeed a strong competitor. Jiang Long had matured a lot at that time. He didn't like to do things that took advantage of others' misfortunes. It was boring.
Chen Xiao's thoughts drifted a little far away. When he came back to his senses, he heard Qi Yu say indifferently: "Being a gigolo? I really can't believe you have such a hobby."
Chen Xiao raised the corners of his lips slightly, looking a little naughty: "Only experienced people can see it. If you can see it, then there is a problem."
pass!
Qi Yu only had this word in his mind. He participated in this variety show just to increase exposure, and never thought about falling in love, so the bankruptcy and debt mentioned by Chen Xiao were not within his consideration. He didn't like the first four guests at all, but he didn't expect the fifth one to be so bad.
Qi Yu left the table and said to the director, "I'm sorry, I'm not very interested in guest number five. He can leave now."
Before the director could say anything, Qi Yu's agent Xiao Da quickly stepped forward and pulled him aside, and smiled apologetically to the program crew: "Sorry, sorry, I have a few words to say to Qi Yu, please cut out that part."
Xiao Da directly pulled Qi Yu to the blind spot of the camera, and was extremely annoyed by his temper: "Yu, this is a dating variety show. Do you understand dating variety shows?! Even though it's fake, no one expects you to really date the guests, but you have to save face. You rejected all five guests. Are you dating the air?!"
Qi Yu frowned and said, "I don't want to participate in this kind of variety show. The original single that will be released next month still needs to be revised. I don't have time to play this kind of love game."
Xiao Da could only persuade him: "I know you just want to write songs quietly, but if you enter the entertainment industry, you must have exposure. Without exposure, it's useless even if your songs are good. If you eat in the industry, you must abide by the rules of the industry. This show is very popular. If you leave now, won't your exposure rate be lower than Jiang Long's?"
Xiao Da firmly grasped Qi Yu's proud weakness: "Yu, you can listen to me and settle on number five. Anyway, the production team didn't really let you fall in love. After the show, we can just break up and no one can interfere with anyone else."
Qi Yu let out a breath slowly after hearing this, and was finally persuaded to make up his mind. He asked the director team to cut out the previous part, and sat back down with a sour face.
Chen Xiao wondered why this guy came back again. Just as he was about to ask, he heard Qi Yu reluctantly ask, "Besides fitness, what else can you do?"
Show off your wealth? Show off your muscles
"What can I do?"
Chen Xiao thought to himself that he knew a lot. He had lived for more than 50 years in his previous life, and had dabbled in almost every field. He could sing, dance, perform opera, do karate, rock climbing, ski, swim, cook, knit, and arrange flowers. He knew everything except having children.
But Chen Xiao was deliberately disrupting the situation, wanting Qi Yu to pass him by quickly. He lazily leaned back in his chair, deliberately pondered for a moment, and then gave a surprising answer: "I can still eat."
The onlookers thought that Chen Xiao could do nothing except eating, so he was useless. The director frowned secretly, turned around and looked at Zheng Jiaguo, and asked in a low voice: "You are in charge of the selection of guests. Didn't I say that I would pick high-quality men? Why did you choose Chen Xiao? His business went bankrupt and he owed a lot of debts. If he broadcasts it later, he will be scolded!"
Zheng Jiaguo wiped the sweat from his forehead and explained quickly: "Director, he was not bankrupt when he was selected. And you see, the previous guests were either rich people or CEOs, which is not close to life. It is Chen Xiao who makes ordinary people feel involved."
He whispered in the director's ear: "The other three groups of guests don't have any character flaws, they're too fake. Chen Xiao doesn't look like a good person, so it's not bad to keep him around to stir up some conflicts."
The director did not agree immediately. He stared at him and said, "Let's see what the situation is."
Qi Yu always felt that if he continued to chat with Chen Xiao, it would only make him unhappy. He adjusted his sitting position expressionlessly and stared at Chen Xiao: "I have asked all my questions. Do you have anything to ask me?"
Chen Xiao was not interested: "No."
The person who knows you best in the world is always your enemy. Chen Xiao knows a lot about Qi Yu, even the fact that he scored 36 points in math. He knows Qi Yu better than his parents.
Qi Yu choked. He was a star after all, so Chen Xiao's attitude was too perfunctory.
The system silently glanced at the blackening bar.
Qi Yu was the villain with the lowest degree of evil it had ever experienced, starting with only 12. The system even thought that as long as Chen Xiao was a little more capable, it could complete the task and go to the next world tomorrow.
But Chen Xiao seemed to be a little too gifted. He had only spoken a few words to Qi Yu, but his blackening degree had inexplicably risen to 18.
#fuck
Qi Yu heard some wind when he was sitting here just now. Chen Xiao kept talking about Jiang Long during the interview, which was obviously a deliberate attempt to pick a quarrel. He stared at Chen Xiao with an oppressive gaze, not thinking about anything, and suddenly said after a moment: "... Chen Xiao, right? You passed."
Chen Xiao was still waiting for him to pass him, and was confused when he heard this: "Pass what?"
"By dating, of course."
Qi Yu held an invitation card between his fingers and handed it to him elegantly. He couldn't change his sharp tongue and said nonchalantly: "Although you are poor and useless, you are still honest, so you have passed my assessment."
Damn, you are the loser!
Chen Xiao seriously suspected that Qi Yu was poisoned into muteness in his previous life because of his venomous mouth. When he was about to say something, the director suddenly shouted "cut" and urged with a loud speaker: "OK, this segment will be filmed here first, prepare the bus and cruise ship, and send the artists and guests to the island villa now."
The program crew has generously booked an island villa. The four "couples" who have successfully dated will spend three days living together there and participate in the recording of the next program.
Every star has an invitation card in his hand. When he meets a favorite guest, he will give the card and invite the other party to go to the beach villa together.
Chen Xiao didn't want to date Qi Yu, so he left the table and went to Zheng Jiaguo privately and said, "Uncle, can you ask the production team to pass me out?"
Zheng Jiaguo was just excited about Chen Xiao's date, but when he heard this, he got angry and said, "Shh! Don't call me uncle in front of others. Call me Director Zheng. Do you understand? Don't you dream of staying here? Why do you want to leave now?"
Chen Xiao made up an excuse: "My stomach hurts."
Zheng Jiaguo knew he was pretending to be sick immediately: "If you have a stomachache, go see a doctor. If you want to withdraw from the program recording, you can, but you have to pay 600,000 yuan in liquidated damages first."
The 600,000 yuan penalty was just a drizzle for Jiang Long in the past, but it was like adding insult to injury for Chen Xiao who was bankrupt and in debt.
Chen Xiao obviously also realized that he was very poor now: "Lend me 600,000 first, and I will pay you back later."
Zheng Jiaguo scratched his ears and said, "Repay? What are you going to pay back with? Are you going to sell yourself as a duck?"
He had some understanding of this nephew. He was ambitious but had poor skills. Apart from his good looks, he was nothing.
Chen Xiao: "I can sing and act."
Zheng Jiaguo: "You know shit!"
Zheng Jiaguo pushed Chen Xiao out directly: "Hurry up and get in the car with your suitcase. Perform well when you get there. Even if you want to enter the entertainment industry, you have to be popular before an agency will sign you."
The open-air plaza outside was filled with the suitcases of the artists and guests.
The other groups of people obviously did not have as many problems as Qi Yu. Sweetheart singer Jin Annie chose a sunny and handsome rich representative as her date, and powerful actress Yu Ying preferred mature men and chose a mature and steady CEO of a listed company.
Compared with others, Chen Xiao seemed to have been abused badly.
During the filming of the show, the director did not allow the artists to bring assistants, so Jin Annie had to carry her suitcase on the bus by herself.
When Chen Xiao walked out of the restaurant, he saw several boxes placed on the open-air plaza outside. He was about to go over to look for his luggage, but he saw a man with haze blue hair and dressed like a peacock walking slowly past him.
Chen Xiao was stunned, his legs went weak and he almost fell to his knees: "..."
Oh shit…
Why does this Shamatte look damn familiar? ?
The times are progressing, and aesthetics are changing. The one-stop haircuts that were popular back then have become synonymous with "Shamatte" today, and the smoky makeup that was once popular among boy bands today would only make people look like giant pandas.
When everyone looks back at their own style and outfits from many years ago, I believe most people will have the urge to poke out their own eyes.
Chen Xiao felt this way now. He slowly walked to the peacock man and looked him up and down in disbelief: "Are you Jiang Long?"
Jiang Long subconsciously raised his eyes upon hearing this, only to find that it was the "greasy man" who had been mocked online before. He immediately lost interest: "I'm not Jiang Long, are you? If you have anything to say, just say it."
"… "
Chen Xiao always thought that he had a good personality, until one day he met someone with the same personality as him, and he found that he really wanted to kick the other person to death.
Chen Xiao: “…Nothing.”
I just think you're ugly.
Jiang Long didn't bother to pay attention to him, secretly cursing him as a sick man, and got on the bus with his suitcase. When the camera wasn't paying attention, he kicked Qi Yu's suitcase over.
“Bang—”
The large black suitcase fell directly in front of Chen Xiao, stirring up a slight cloud of dust.
Chen Xiao, who witnessed the whole process, fell into deep thought: "..."
Was he so wicked before
The system suddenly appeared, holding its chin and said: It turns out that you were not a good person when you were young.
"You are nothing."
Chen Xiao came back to his senses and glared at it, then frowned and looked at the suitcase in front of him. After hesitating for a moment, he still lifted Qi Yu's suitcase from above.
The camera was right in front of us and secretly recorded this scene.
Qi Yu came out of the restaurant and saw this scene. He paused for a moment. He walked in front of Chen Xiao. Most of his clothes were black, and he looked much better than Jiang Long.
Qi Yu looked at Chen Xiao inconspicuously and asked in an ambiguous tone, "I heard that you are a fan of Jiang Long?"
Chen Xiao: "Who told you that? Don't believe in rumors or spread them."