When Chen Xiao appeared, the program team specially made a stop-motion animation for him, and his gender and age were printed on the right side of the screen. Then the screen changed and began to play an interview with him in front of the screen.
"Do you like listening to music?"
"like."
"Whose songs do you like to listen to the most?"
"Jiang Long. Jiang Long's songs are very good. I think he is a very promising artist with unlimited potential in the future. I will regard him as my lifelong idol and pursuit."
"It seems you really like Jiang Long. What about Qi Yubai? He should be your idol too, right?"
"He is a relatively good singer, but in my heart Jiang Long is still the best."
The audience hadn't recovered from Chen Xiao's overly arrogant self-introduction, and were immediately shocked by this interview. Everyone in the entertainment industry knew that Qi Yu and Bai Jianglong were in a fight, so was Chen Xiao's words really meant to provoke a fight
Jiang Long’s fans were almost dying of laughter: Sisters, Chen Xiao is a friendly force, a friendly force, don’t scold him!
Qi Yubai’s fans are dying: Girls, it turns out that Chen Xiao is a fan of the rival team, scold him to death!
I didn't expect that this stinky man was not only pretending to be rich, but was also a fan of Jiang Long. I can tolerate it even if I am beaten to death!
Some netizens on Weibo have confirmed that Chen Xiao's club has closed down. If he still shows off his wealth on the show at this time, he will undoubtedly invite criticism. Qi Yubai's fans were ready to curse, but they didn't expect Chen Xiao to ruin their plan in the next second.
Qi Yubai: "I heard you are from the club?"
Chen Xiao: "Sorry, it just closed down three days ago."
Qi Yubai, a spectator outside the screen, was stunned for a moment at the same time: "Bankrupt?"
Chen Xiao was as frank as a piece of meat on a rolling knife: "Yes, there is still a debt of three million that has not been repaid."
He showed off his wealth without any hesitation or concealment, and said that he was in debt without hesitation. This made the previous guest Zhou Li look scheming.
The audience inexplicably developed a slight liking for him. Of course, only a slight one.
Although Chen Xiao was bankrupt, he was still quite honest and forthright. If a man could lie to a date he met for the first time, he would only lie more in the future.
I like Zhou Li. He doesn't seem honest at all and is very smooth-talking.
Chen Xiao is better than the previous four in this respect. It is important to say directly that he has no money. It is more respectable to hide it.
Then how will he repay his debt in the future
An audience member asked Qi Yubaiyi's question. Through the screen, they only saw Chen Xiao thinking seriously for a long time, and then said that he wanted to be a model.
Qi Yubai liked to find fault as always: "Model? Are you sure you can do it?"
Under normal circumstances, amateur guests would be embarrassed to retort, but unexpectedly, Chen Xiao directly retorted. He raised his eyebrows lightly and said arrogantly: "Then I can always be a bee--right?"
Perhaps because this word is sensitive, the program team directly synthesized the beeping sound in the later stage, making this sensitive word even more imaginative.
The audience immediately understood the girl.
Help, the program team added the beep sound, I understood it instantly as soon as they added the beep sound!
Sisters, I can read lips. Chen Xiao said he can always be a gigolo hahahahahahaha
What the hell is this? It’s so funny!
Amidst the haha .... Qi Yubai finally chose Chen Xiao as his date and willingly handed over his invitation card. The four couples were officially confirmed.
Qi Yubai's fans could no longer hold back their tears. Their own brother was forced to date a fan of the rival group, a stinky man with a sharp tongue and no manners. What kind of thing is this? qaq.
When the guests were carrying their suitcases to the bus, the cameraman honestly recorded the scene where Jiang Long kicked down Qi Yubai's suitcase, which unexpectedly triggered a new round of quarrels.
Fuck! How can Jiang Long be so uncultured!
The person above, try to curse again, Jiang Long was being careful, and he kicked Qi Yubai box on purpose!
He divided it on purpose, and if you are blind, it means we are blind!
The fan filter is as thick as a wall, and Jiang Long's fans are determined to admit it. When the barrage of comments became too noisy, Chen Xiao leaned over and lifted up Qi Yubai's suitcase, ending the verbal war with one move.
Qi Yubai happened to see this scene, and the following conversation took place. After the show became popular, it was often used as a classic quote by Qi Yubai's fans to fight back against Jiang Long.
Qi Yu Bai Yushan: "I heard that you are a fan of Jiang Long?"
Chen Xiao changed his attitude faster than turning the pages of a book: "Who told you that? You believed in rumors and spread them."
Jiang Long Fan Club:
#Chen Xiao, a man who tells lies all the time#
The comments were filled with question marks, and the onlookers were almost laughing like crazy. Chen Xiao must have done it on purpose, giving a slap and then a sweet date, confusing Jiang Long's fans.
The relationship between Chen Xiao and Qi Yubai was completely different from the other three groups. They even felt awkward carrying the boxes. Although the audience understood why Chen Xiao only let Qi Yubai carry two boxes, it did not hinder their fun.
Especially after getting on the bus, Chen Xiao choked the always talkative Jiang Long so much that he couldn't even speak: "The wall of the mental hospital collapsed and you were released?"
It’s so poisonous, so poisonous.
Qi Yu's fans were the ones laughing like crazy now. Jiang Long escaped from a mental hospital. He was always looking for trouble and liked to wear fancy clothes.
Hahahaha, I laughed my ass off. I would like to call Chen Xiao the strongest king of trash talk. It's the first time I see someone who can subdue Qi Yu and Bai Jianglong, two venomous monsters in the entertainment industry at the same time.
Chen Xiao: Anyway, I'm bankrupt, so let's just destroy it.
Damn, he must be Qi Yu□□si, why is he pretending to be our Bubble Dragon!
Bubble Dragon is Jiang Long's fan nickname.
When the variety show was broadcast, Qi Yubai was also at home watching the show. He was holding a chubby little Shiba Inu in his arms, staring at the computer screen with a dark face, and was forced to recall once again the whole process of how he was beaten to a pulp by Chen Xiao.
It's a social demise!
Qi Yubai still felt angry when he thought about it now. How could there be such a person as Chen Xiao in the world? He petted the dog while chasing after him, and found that the cameraman had even filmed the scene where they were fighting for seats, and the scene where he threw himself into Chen Xiao's arms was also captured.
"… "
Qi Yubai froze and immediately fell into a daze. He didn't notice anything at the time, but now from the camera, his face was so red that it was almost bleeding when he threw Chen Xiao into his arms.
The camera also captured the momentary shock on Chen Xiao's face. He was so frightened that he immediately raised his hands to prove his innocence: "You fell down by yourself. It's none of my business."
Chen Xiao was like a frightened Husky, his eyes wide open.
The barrage was filled with wolf howls.
Oh my god, I just met you for a few minutes and you're already sitting on my lap!
Brother, get up quickly! Xu sits on this stinky man's legs!
Oh my god, why does Chen Xiao look like he has never been in a relationship? He was almost scared to death when Qi Yubai sat in his arms, hahahaha
Gentleman's hand
Chen Xiao is arrogant and sharp-tongued in front of the camera, but once Qi Yubai "gets in close contact", he panics too much, which is inexplicably cute. At this time, the audience saw him give up his position to Qi Yubai, and a small group of people inexplicably felt a sense of CP, but they were too scared to say it.
Actually, if you look closely, Chen Xiao doesn't seem to be that greasy, he is quite handsome. In terms of appearance, Qi Yubai is definitely the face of this show.
Qi Yubai gave up and buried his face in the table, he was so angry that he wanted to find a hole to crawl into. The Shiba Inu named Dudu howled twice, wagged its tail and climbed clumsily to the computer desk, sat down in front of the computer screen with its chubby body, and moved.
It looks a bit like watching a TV series.
Qi Yubai patted it on the head and said, "Stupid dog!"
Duduman called out, then turned around and looked at Qi Yubai.
At this time, the guests were transferred to the ship via the bus. Chen Xiao said in the interview that he was a fan of Jiang Long, but through the screen, the audience felt his dislike for Jiang Long Huanghuang, and even Qi Yubai had the same expression, with strange synchronization.
The two of them stood side by side at the railing, and when they saw Jiang Long running past them, a look of disgust flashed across their faces, and then they both put on their sunglasses and turned around.
The program crew quickly took screenshots and made them into emoticons: At this moment, you see a peacock passing by and turns away with disgust.
The other three groups were still in the process of gradually getting to know each other, being extremely polite to each other and getting along with each other in a dull manner. The audience had unconsciously focused all their attention on the group of Chen Xiao and Qi Yubai, and they almost stopped laughing. Only Jiang Long's fans swallowed their bitter wine with an expressionless face, intending to turn around and blow up the editing department.
The sea breeze was soothing. Qi Yubai and Chen Xiao were leaning against the railing quietly, the scene was romantic and warm. The program team even added a very soothing BGM to record their conversation with each other.
Qi Yubai: "Are you sure you are a fan of Jiang Long?"
Chen Xiao: "I've already told you to believe in rumors and spread them. Why are you still asking?"
Qi Yubai curled his lips slightly: "Then are you my fan?"
Chen Xiao: “Yes.”
Jiang Long's fan pinched his own philtrum and died on the spot.
Damn! This guy is really a fan of Qi Yubai!
Qi Yubai's fans didn't have time to feel proud after hearing this, but they heard Chen Xiao say the next second: "Black fans are also fans."
The style of the painting changed so quickly that fans of both groups were completely confused: ? ? ? !
Who is this guy a fan of
The onlookers were completely confused about this issue. When they saw the guests arrive at the island and have to carry their luggage to the villa by themselves, they suddenly realized that Chen Xiao's previous actions were a bit too smart. Others were exhausted carrying boxes, but he was the only one who felt light and free.
Qi Yubai obviously couldn't carry four boxes by himself, so he said awkwardly: "You... help me carry one."
Chen Xiao sat lazily on the suitcase. He glanced at him nonchalantly, with a smile on his face. There was even a hint of mischief in the camera: "Please beg me."
Good... good dog!
The audience was shocked. What kind of mudslide was this? Chen Xiao should be the worst amateur guest since the start of the "Take My Hand" program. But... But Xi is actually a bit easy to eat. Why? ! ! !
Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Chen Xiao is such a fucking dog!
Okay, there is a bit of an inexplicable CP feeling
Help him carry it! Help him carry it!
Please! Please!
Of course Qi Yubai might ask Chen Xiao for help. He turned around angrily with two suitcases, his face flushed, but Chen Xiao brought him back with a few words.
"You beg me, and I'll help you."
Chen Xiao's bony hands directly pressed Qi Yubai's box. When he looked at Qi Yubai with a sly look, leaning over slightly and staring at him, he said this with a deep smile in his eyes that he himself did not notice.
They stared at each other in mid-air, remaining silent for a few seconds.
The camera zoomed in and gave a close-up. The audience held their breath subconsciously, and suddenly at this moment they were shocked by Chen Xiao's appearance. As expected, mixed-race handsome guys are not ugly at all. Chen Xiao, who has lost his oil, is simply a walking hormone in the world.
"I told you not to carry so much, but you insisted. Now you're suffering."
This sentence is inexplicably doting.
Chen Xiao curled his lips, but finally compromised, turned around and carried the two heaviest suitcases towards the beach villa. Qi Yubai followed behind awkwardly, like a victim.
The netizens who were eating melons were instantly excited: Sisters, I got it! I got it! !
Damn, Chen Xiao is such a man, that waist, those legs, those muscles... Slurp, if you want it, just give it to me.
You're dreaming upstairs! You can break up my CP!
Qi Yubai's fans covered their ears and shook their heads frantically: Xu ke Xu ke! Make a date! Our brother makes a date!
Qi Yubai sat at the other side of the screen with a frown on his face, feeling once again that he had lost face on this show. He listened to the conversation coming from the variety show, expressionlessly lifted up the Shiba Inu Dudu to block the screen, trying to escape reality, but he could still hear the voices.
Qi Yubai was very stubborn: "You went the wrong way."
Chen Xiao really deserved a beating: "Then why are you following me?"
Qi Yubai choked: "I... I'll return the box to you."
Chen Xiao said in a very bachelor-like manner: "Then I'll return it to you."
Qi Yubai: "You are so shameless!"
Chen Xiao: "You have four suitcases, you are even more shameless!"
The comments were full of hahahaha, and the audience was laughing so hard that they were banging their heads on the table. How could this pair of enemies be so funny? Especially when Chen Xiao fed Qi Yubai biscuits and said with a serious look on his face that he was feeding pigs, the comments were laughing like crazy.
Feed the pigs? Are you afraid of being alone? Chen Xiao seems like a straight man, hahahahaha
Chen Xiao is so smart. Not only did he know to lighten his luggage in advance, he also found a shortcut. Awesome!
Qi Yubai met the biggest nemesis in his life and died.
Hahahaha shameless CP, my mom told me to get out and laugh
Jiang Longqi Yubai's fans are not in the mood to laugh, they are still troubled by the previous question -
Who is this shameless man a fan of
Jiang Long's fans saw Qi Yubai's face turn pale several times after being scolded by Chen Xiao, and wondered if Chen Xiao was a friendly force sent by their side to infiltrate the enemy? However, before they could prove it, they saw Jiang Long, who had just finished taking a shower and was wearing a blue suit, coming downstairs, and was almost killed by Chen Xiao's words!
"You dress like this, are you dissatisfied with the world?"
Chen Xiao said this without any sarcasm. Of course, the audience can feel that he is very puzzled through the screen. But this is more human than deliberate sarcasm.
Shrimp and pork heart!
The audience laughed so hard that they pounded the table again. How the hell could Chen Xiao be so funny!
Jiang Long's fans finally understood what was going on. They suddenly realized what was going on and started to speak incoherently. They pointed at him and said tremblingly: Girls, Chen Xiao is a black in disguise! He is Bubble Dragon, he is Bao Bao Dragon!
#Chen Xiao, a scheming man who wanders between two popular traffic stars and plays them at his will#