Just when Jiang Taki's fans were so angry with Chen Xiao that they collectively sucked oxygen and strangled themselves. However, passers-by became more and more addicted to it, causing the number of viewers to plummet every time the camera showed scenes of the other three groups getting along.
Qi Yubai's fans were confused: Who are they? Where are they? What are they here for
Should they scold Chen Xiao? But Chen Xiao was quarreling with Jiang Long.
Should they praise Chen Xiao? But Qi Yubai seemed to be severely criticized.
Before Qi Yubai's fans could figure it out, the plot of the show had already progressed to the coconut tree climbing competition. When the fans saw this, their faces almost all changed, and they screamed inwardly, obviously thinking of Qi Yubai's fear of heights.
It’s over, it’s over, I’m afraid of heights when I meet a white guy, so be sure to let him go up, his legs will feel weak!
The coconut tree is so tall, even if you are not afraid of heights, it is quite difficult to climb up. I feel dizzy just looking at it.
The Jimei guys worked with me to blow up the show crew!
There is no doubt that the other three groups are all boys. When it comes to the Qi Yu Bai and Chen Xiao group, it is obviously difficult to make a choice. After all, we are all big men, anyone can go up there.
In the camera, Chen Xiao turned his head and glanced at Qi Yubai, with a strong sense of teasing: "Go and crawl."
Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was teasing Qi Yubai.
Qi Yubai: "Why me?"
Chen Xiao: "I have nothing but showing off my wealth and muscles. You are much more useful than me, so you should go ahead."
But Qi Yubai took it seriously, his face slightly pale: "What if I fall and die?"
Yes, yes, the audience nodded in unison, thinking what if they fell and died? After all, being afraid of heights is no fun, so there is no need to show off. But is Chen Xiao really so kind
Obviously, not only the audience has this question, Qi Yubai's fans are also vaguely suspicious.
Sure enough, the next second they saw Chen Xiao spread his hands and said helplessly: "God is going to destroy you, what can I do?"
puff-
Netizens all burst into laughter, and the barrage was filled with comments like hahahaha. Laughing all over the floor is no longer enough to describe the mood of the audience. They even smashed the table.
Hahahahaha damn who said Chen Xiao was greasy? He is clearly sober in the world!
You can't live without laughing anymore. What should I do if God wants to destroy you
Qi Yubai is so pitiful, please help me.
Wow, why is it that people like Chen Xiao have a date, but I am still single
Etaki's fans are left and right. Should they laugh or shouldn't they laugh? It seemed that after they laughed at Qi Yubai, the next person to be criticized immediately became Jiang Long.
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They say things take turns and your house will be next. But Chen Xiao just jumped between Qi and Bai Jianglong repeatedly without changing.
Qi Yubai's fans are equally miserable. Should the show crew really let Qi Yubai climb a tree? Being afraid of heights is really not a joke. Before he could protest in the barrage, Chen Xiao suddenly took over the safety rope and the director said, "I'll go up."
When he is not smiling, he actually looks somewhat calm and reliable. Chen Xiao tied the safety rope around his waist three or two times, and his slightly loose shirt was instantly tightened, revealing his smooth waistline.
Bliss—
I don’t know who in front of the screen drooled.
Those upstairs, please stop drooling on my head.
I know, but why did I suddenly realize that Chen Xiao is a bit handsome? I can’t control how much I send, Jimeis, hurry up and wake me up!
No one has time to scold her. Everyone's attention was focused on the tense and dangerous game on the screen. After all, the coconut tree is so tall that it will fall down if you are not careful.
He Weinan voluntarily gave up after climbing for a few minutes. Although the audience felt that he was weak, they did not say anything. After all, he doesn't have the physical strength to sit in an office that well, and he's older, so that's understandable. It’s just that the filter of the elite boss has finally been shattered a bit.
Joe and Jiang Taki were all struggling underneath. Only Chen Xiao moved neatly and quickly. He climbed to the top of the tree in a few clicks, and then chopped down the coconut with a utility knife.
mission completed!
Jin Anni expressed what all the viewers wanted: "Chen Xiao, you are so awesome!"
Chen Xiao ridiculed himself: "Then when I go out to introduce myself, in addition to showing off my wealth and muscles, can I also add a coconut to show off?"
At this time, a barrage quietly floated by:
Brother Xiao, please wake up, you are broke and you only show off your muscles.
Who said that in addition to showing off his muscles, he can also show off his figure.
My brother is so awesome, he shows off his muscles and coconuts, unlike me, who only shows off sugar oranges. I show off a basket by myself.
The barrage was full of laughter again.
It was night, and Qi Yubai hadn't come to have dinner yet. He got up and went to make a bowl of noodles, then came back and sat in front of the computer to continue watching the show. As a result, netizens were rolling on the floor laughing and kept making jokes about Chen Xiao.
Qi Yubai stared at Chen Xiao on the screen, and couldn't help but chuckle in the end. He took the puppy Dudu, who had been leaning on the computer, off the table, pinched its paws and asked: "Dudu, is this person a dog like you?"
Dudu: "Ooooooo~"
Qi Yubai took it as his default. He shifted his gaze back to the screen, and a coconut just happened to fall from the top of his head. It was frightening to watch. Fortunately, Chen Xiao had quick eyes and hands to block it for him. The coconut hit Chen Xiao on the back with a loud bang, causing visible pain to the naked eye.
Qi Yubai couldn't help but paused with his fingertips. When the incident happened, he had not yet reacted. Watching it from a third party's perspective, he was inevitably frightened.
Netizens were also shocked. After all, such a big coconut could kill someone if it fell down. How could Chen Xiao have the guts to block it
Qi Yubai's fans covered their beating hearts and couldn't recover for a long time. Jiang Taki's fans were expressionless, already recognizing this man as a fan.
Oh my God, it’s so dangerous. It hurts when I look at it.
Chen Xiao’s boyfriend is so horny, sisters, I’m so excited!
Chen Xiao is so handsome! Woohoo! Do you understand that you have to pledge yourself to save your life? That's right, I'm talking about you, Qi Yubai.
This is the correct way to treat high-quality amateur guests. What the hell is the greasy introduction in the front? Hahahaha
The setting sun melts gold and sets in the west. Chen Xiao leaned over to pick up a coconut in the background of a large sunset, and threw it away to Qi Yubai with a smile. Her black hair was blown by the wind, and the corners of her white clothes were flying. She was free and easy, full of youth.
Some netizens were suffocated by the handsomeness of this scene, and quickly took a screenshot. It was widely circulated not long after the show was broadcast, and eventually became one of Chen Xiao's breakout pictures.
Qi Yubai sat quietly in the room alone. He looked at the phone on the corner of the table, paused, and then tapped the screen. I found the chat box belonging to Chen Xiao in the Moments interface and slowly typed out a line of words:
Does your shoulder still hurt
But it had been several days since that incident, so it seemed a bit strange to ask. So Qi Yubai hesitated for a moment and deleted the message that had not yet been sent.
What a coincidence, Chen Xiao is also following the drama. Like the netizens, he was laughing on the bed. He took a screenshot of an emoticon of Qi Yubai being so angry that he turned into a pufferfish. He was about to send it to laugh at Fang, but he saw a line of words displayed on the other side of the message box -
"Fang is typing..."
Chen Xiao subconsciously paused and wanted to know why Qi Yu had gray hair. Ranjing waited for a few minutes and there was no movement, and finally couldn't help but reply with a question mark:
Qi Yubai didn't expect that Chen Xiao was also online. When he saw the reply, he panicked for a moment and didn't know what to reply. At this moment, Dudu wagged his tail and arched it twice, facing Qi Yubai.
Qi Yubai didn't know what he was thinking. His mind twitched and he took a photo with his mobile phone.
Chen Xiao was happy. Is Qi Yubai showing off his dog? He tapped the keyboard and replied with a series of question marks:? ?
Qi Yubai introduced stiffly: My dog.
Chen Xiao: I can see it.
Qi Yubai chatted dryly: My dog likes you very much.
I was watching a drama just now, and Dudu whined and screamed when he saw Chen Xiao appear on the stage, but he met his companion.
Chen Xiao inexplicably understood what Qi Yubai meant, and after a minute he replied in confusion: ... Do you want to call me a dog
Qi Yubai was stunned when he saw this, thinking that Chen Xiao was a dog to begin with. He propped up his chin, couldn't help but curled his lips, and after a moment he replied with a "hmm".
At this time, the guests had returned home with loads of coconuts in their arms. Although Chen Xiao picked most of the things, it did not affect their mood. After arriving at the villa, Chen Xiao, as the highest point holder, was called out by the program team to redeem for dinner.
The director posed a problem: "You can use twelve points to redeem a seafood meal for two, or you can exchange one point for a bag of biscuits or milk. Please choose."
The barrage was full of discussion.
The director is so deceitful. Chen Xiao worked so hard to redeem so many points, but only exchanged them for one meal in half a day.
Forget it, just exchange for a few more bags of biscuits, I’ll eat them again when I’m hungry tomorrow.
No, no, no, I think it’s more cost-effective to have a good meal.
I feel sorry for my daughter, Yu Ying. The man abstained and got no points. He is probably just hungry.
Chen Xiao thought about it and finally gave up on the seafood dinner for two. He exchanged it for eight bags of biscuits and divided them among everyone after returning. When Jin Anni was shocked that the show crew only presented a few bags of biscuits, he didn't explain anything, only that it was more cost-effective.
Netizen Chen Xiao has always been active, and when he saw this, he completed a class leap.
Jimei, have you seen it? From now on, when looking for an elephant, you need to look for this kind of handsome guy who is greasy, funny, bad-mouthed, reliable, responsible and kind.
xswl, would you please advise me to persuade the handsome guy
Hahahaha, be careful when Chen Xiao hits you. He is no longer greasy, but his mouth is a bit damaged.
After dinner, the guests were all called out for interviews to briefly talk about love values. Jin Annijoe is relatively young, so she doesn’t have any deep understanding of this kind of thing, she just knows her heart. Yu Ying and He Weinan have a more realistic view of love. The word "value" cannot be separated from the consideration of partners.
Not to mention Qi Yubai, who, like his family's pet dog Dudu, has been single for many years and doesn't know anything about it.
On the contrary, Chen Xiao, who had always been rude and dishonest, thought carefully for a moment and gave a very equal and fair answer. The phrase "never be anyone's licking dog" made all netizens fall into deep thought and start to think about whether their feelings were correct.
The interviewer actually asked Chen Xiao a question that none of the guests had asked: "Actually, our program has been recorded for many episodes. Every time the recording ends, the amateur guests feel sad."
She was talking about "amateur guests", not "star entertainers".
Chen Xiao nodded: "People are emotionally moved. If we break up after being together for a long time, it is expected to be sad."
The interviewer raised a topic that was somewhat sharp but not offensive: "Before participating in the show, many amateur guests were actually ordinary people. But after participating in the show and becoming popular, they got a glimpse of the glory of another world and They were attracted and joined the entertainment industry one after another. What do you think of this? "
At this time, netizens have realized who the interviewers are referring to. After the previous episodes of the program, many amateurs were unwilling to return to their ordinary lives and were scouted by major packaging companies to become Internet celebrities. However, after the popularity passed, no one cared about her anymore, and she became a vulgar anchor, doing anything to gain attention.
Chen Xiao thought for a moment and then said: "Everyone has the right to choose their own life, and no one else has the right to interfere. But when you choose this path, I think you need to carefully think about the reasons behind it."
Interviewer: "For example?"
Chen Xiao: "For example, do you choose for love, or do you choose for popularity? If it is the latter, then I think it is unnecessary, because no one can stay popular all the time."
He tried to express his meaning in plain language: "Just like Weibo entries, the hot search characters are different every day. No one can guarantee that they will be on it every day, and neither celebrities. If you choose it just because of the popularity, On this road, when there is no strength to support it and the light is dim, you will be very painful. "
"But if you really like it, it's okay to work hard for it, but nothing can be achieved overnight."
"The best choice is to regard this program as a special and unforgettable experience in your life. You have done something you have never done before, gone to places you have never been to, and met so many new friends. This is the greatest value. Never Because the nihilistic glitz of the outside world disrupts my original choice."
The interviewer nodded: "Would you be sad if the recording of the show ended and everyone split it up?"
"No."
Chen Xiao's answer was unexpected. He smiled, but still looked a little unserious: "Because the world is small, people who are destined to meet again and again. If you want to see him, then urge yourself to climb hard, and he will stand at the same height."
"This is a good thing, don't be sad."
"Because many people spend their entire lives unable to find their own goals in life."
"Celebrities are not people on the stage. They are all the same, ordinary, flesh and blood. The difference is that they stand in a place where everyone is watching."
"There is no need to be envious, no need to be jealous, and no need to deliberately elevate them. Ordinary is not a derogatory term, its synonym is stability and happiness."
"There are many people in this world, and their lives can only be described as the pain of separation..."
When netizens thought that Chen Xiao was just being funny, he actually summed up all his life experiences in his previous life in a very thorough and heartfelt way.
Netizens were in tears. How could Chen Xiao be such a greasy man? He has an interesting soul, handsome appearance, upright outlook on life, and a great figure.
Jimei fellows, please put #陈晓人世界awake# on the public screen!
Brother Xiao, the world is awake!
There's nothing wrong with being your ordinary self. Don't change yourself beyond recognition just to gain popularity.
Wuwuwu Jimei, if you listen to Brother Huo, don't be a "licking" dog, even if you die, don't be a "licking" dog! !
Yes! Don't be a "licking" dog!
Just when netizens were inspired by Chen Xiao's words, they only heard the interviewer ask the last question: "So have you ever been in love before?"
Chen Xiao, who had been chatting just now, suddenly fell into silence when he heard this: "... No."
The interviewer smiled: "The interview is over, thank you for your cooperation."
Netizen:? ? ? ! ! !
The barrage once again made everyone laugh.
Damn it, Chen Xiao, give me back my tears. I think of my first love and I’m sad. Now that I’m here with you, I’ve lost my guard.
I thought he was a powerful king, but he turned out to be a fast talker.
Help! Why is this so funny? I obviously came to see Jin Anni!
Chen Xiao is so funny that he makes the audience laugh every three minutes on average. Especially when Qi Yubai threw his last bag of instant noodles at Chen Xiao with a cold face, the barrage shouted "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, then without thinking much, he cooked the bag of instant noodles in the kitchen downstairs. Netizens became restless again.
Welcome to the series of things you can’t brush during the day and can’t hide at night.
Look, everyone, this man not only shows off his coconuts, but also cracks eggs with one hand!
This man not only beats eggs with one hand, but also cooks!
This man is good at everything, but he has a mouth.
Qi Yubai's fans were biting their handkerchiefs with tears in their eyes. This was their brother's last bag of instant noodles. Chen Xiao couldn't justify it, right
The former small group of cp fans has gradually grown in strength, shouting in the comment area: A man who doesn’t feed his elephant is not a good man. Yes, we are talking about you, did you hear Chen Xiao!
Chen Xiao obviously didn't hear it. He didn't know what the cause of the seizure was. After cooking the noodles, he didn't eat a bite. Instead, he held the instant noodles and chased him outside Jiangtaki's door, earnestly persuading him to eat the noodles. That's called diligence, that's called humbleness, that's called...
"Lick" the dog!
The netizen slowly burst into tears, wanting to rush in, grab his shoulders and shake him wildly.
Chen Xiao, wake up! What if we agreed not to be a "licking" dog? ! ! stand up!
Once upon a time, there was a man who told us not to be "licking" dogs, but he turned out to be the biggest "licking" dog qaq
Chen Xiao, you are a heartless man! Are you going to meet Bai? ! That's his noodles, how can you give it to Jiang Taki? !
Jiang Taki's fans all fell into deep thought: Isn't this bowl of noodles poisonous
The main character follows the fans. Jiang Taki in the show also had this doubt. Chen Xiao felt uneasy and kind-hearted: "I said I won't eat, so I won't eat. I didn't ask you to cook noodles."
Chen Xiao's answer shocked everyone: "Actually, I have always been a die-hard fan of yours. I feel uncomfortable when you are hungry. I beg you, can you take a few bites?"
Qi Yubai's fans immediately felt betrayed when they heard this: Jimei! He is indeed a fan of Jiang Taki! Scold him to death!
Jiang Taki's support group refused to admit it: He is not, he does not have you, you are talking nonsense! Our bubble dragon can't find this person!
However, Jiang Taki on the screen asked a question at this time: "Then let me ask you, when was the first time I participated in a variety show?"
Jiang Long's fans were all stunned when they heard this, and they immediately went to search Baidu. However, before they finished typing, they heard Chen Xiao say without thinking: "The third season of "Youth" two years ago. Eight issues.”
Fans of Jiang Taki:? ? ? !
They were initially made to doubt their lives by Chen Xiao, but now they are beginning to doubt their own fan status
Qi Yubai's fans silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood: What else can you deny
Jiang Taki’s fans are incapable of arguing, damn! They really don’t want to admit that Chen Xiao is Bubble Bobble, okay
#Chen Xiao, a man who repeatedly jumps between the enemy and ourselves#
Passers-by and netizens who are eating melons have already started laughing and hitting the floor. However, they never expected that a more dramatic development would happen later. When Chen Xiao was showing off his face, he was caught by Qi Yubai. The latter angrily left in anger, leaving Chen Xiao standing alone. Confused.
The barrage has stopped laughing.
Hahahaha, no, the police are coming soon. After I hit the table, I hit the floor, and it almost hit me through the wall!
My mother has kicked me out, and I am laughing on the street holding the quilt
The joy and sorrow of CP fans, Qi Yubai must be jealous!
Help, hahahaha, sisters, have you seen it? There will be no good end for those who live on the wall, hahahaha.
Both a wallflower and a "licking" dog, Chen Xiao is even better than a dog's tail dog! Our entire dormitory was laughing so hard.
Jiang Taki on the screen was also overjoyed: "I'll let you be a wallflower and smash it for fun. I reluctantly accepted the instant noodles."
The audience never expected that Chen Xiao glared at Jiang Long: "When did I say that this bowl of noodles is yours?"
After saying this, he directly grabbed his face and said, "Bring it to you!"
Jiang Taki: "???"
Audience in front of the screen:? ? ?
The barrage was on the verge of collapse.
Hahahahahaha, help me, I’m laughing. I’ve already broken through my house. Bring it to you!
Please Chen Xiao, can you not be so funny? I laughed until my stomach hurt, and I rolled directly from the bed to the ground. The neighbors had already begun to protest.
Jiang Taki, I just said, "Why don't you eat noodles quietly?" There is nothing left. Your face is gone, and my facial mask is also cracked.
Upstairs, do you still dare to put on a facial mask? Get it you!
But this one isn't finished yet. Chen Xiao didn't know if he had a conscience, but he knocked on Qi Yubai's door with his face in his face, and uttered the "tiger and wolf" words that were widely circulated on the Internet. It was once regarded as a classic scene by CP fans.
Chen Xiao: "If you don't like noodles, I'll eat my eggs for you."
Qi Yubai narrowed his eyes: "What did you say?"
Chen Xiao: "I'll give you my eggs."
Qi Yubai: "Say it again?"
Chen Xiao thought he didn't understand, so he rephrased it: "I, you, eat my eggs, two."
Qi Yubai: "..."
At this time, the audience Qi Yubai was equally shocked. Is this a broken road? ?
Chen Xiao, shut up. We know you have two balls, but can you say it in front of the camera
Weld the car door shut, no one wants me to get in today
Help, I died laughing here today
The audience saw Qi Yubai slowly exhaling, then leaning forward slightly and whispering something in Chen Xiao's ear. But because the camera was too far away, I couldn't hear clearly.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Xiao's pupils dilated and he looked at Qi Yubai in shock.
People who eat melons are dying of anxiety. They had no idea that Qi Yubai's original words had been silenced by the program team because the content did not pass muster. They thought the camera had not recorded them.
What on earth did Qi Yubai say? quick! Where is my royal translator? !
I'll come, I'll come! Jimeis! I read lips! I'll replay the research right now!
Come on! I thank you forever!
Qi Yubai's original words were: "If you don't, believe it or not, I will kick your balls to pieces."
However, the lip-reading CP fan scratched his head and studied for a long time, and finally had an idea and came to the following conclusion:
Do you care, heartbroken I always want to be close to your heart.
Qi Yubai's fans also had level 10 lip reading comprehension. They scoffed at the answer and announced the correct answer with a sneer. Qi Yubai clearly said:
Little bitch, believe it or not, I want you to die.
Some netizens who are not aware of this question raised a question: What does "die da da da" mean
Qi Yubai's fans looked arrogant: I still don't understand, it just means that you will die in a rhythm.
Netizens suddenly realized.
Qi Yubai, who was sitting in front of the computer, saw the barrage and fell into deep thought: "..."