Tang Yan can cook, but he's not very good. But it's not good to let his cheap father starve to death. He looked around and walked to a square object in the living room that looked like a refrigerator. He opened it and found some instant noodles left inside.
I don’t know if it’s because of the remaining memories in this body, but Tang Yan was able to understand the Zerg text above.
He patiently read the instructions, then fumbled with the kitchen utensils and made a rather plain bowl of noodles.
"Eat it."
Tang Yan walked out of the kitchen and placed the bowl in front of Topaz. He had a frown on his face and looked very unapproachable. His temperament was totally different from before.
Topaz used to be served by the queen comfortably, so he disliked this bowl of instant noodles and pushed it away directly: "I won't eat such cheap food!"
Tang Yan looked up at him, then slowly rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, stretched his muscles, and his knuckles creaked. He smiled and whispered dangerously, "Do you want to eat?"
I forgot to mention that in addition to online writing, Tang Yan is also a part-time Sanda coach. In their circle, no one can beat him.
Male insects are all timid. Topaz was frightened. He nervously moved his chair and took a few steps back. Tang Yan was a rebellious and naughty boy before. He was sent to the education center and became even more naughty after coming out: "You, you, you... what are you doing... I am your male father..."
The Empire stipulates that it is a serious crime for female insects to harm male insects, but it doesn't seem to say that it is a serious crime for male insects to harm male insects
Topaz was terrified, fearing that this unfilial insect cub would do something cruel and inhumane to him.
Tang Yan did nothing. A new life and a new beginning. Since the Zerg have come, he should be a civilized and polite earthling, and not bring shame to Mother Earth. He glanced at the noodles on the table, and then looked at Topaz, who was shaking with fear. Although his tone was light, it was undeniable, and he said word by word: "Come here and eat it all."
Tang Yan was not joking.
Now there were only the two of them at home, and Topaz had no way to seek help. Facing Tang Yan's dark gaze, he did not dare to resist, and wolfed down the instant noodles with chopsticks.
Tang Yan kept staring at him. After Topaz finished eating, even drinking up the soup, he stood up from the table and said something that was like a bolt from the blue to Topaz: "Wash the dishes yourself."
Topaz looked shocked: "What did you say?! I'm your father!"
Tang Yan stopped and said, "Then you cook and I'll wash the dishes."
Topaz immediately slammed the table and stood up, shaking with anger: "I, I, I... I'm going to sue you at the Male Insect Protection Association!"
"Okay, go quickly."
Tang Yan was too lazy to pay attention to him and turned back to his room. He closed the door with a bang.
The original owner's room was quite dirty and messy, and it looked like it hadn't been cleaned for some time. But the two male insects usually lived a life of ease and comfort under the care of the female insect.
Tang Yan sighed slowly, wondering why he didn't catch up with the good times. He thought he could live a happy life after coming to the Zerg, but it turned out to be not much better than the modern times.
There was no one in the room. Tang Yan lazily leaned back in his chair, put his long legs directly on the table, and called out to the air: "System?"
Ding! How can I help you
Every time the system appears, it is quite gorgeous, and the whole room is brighter because of its existence.
Tang Yan actually knew how he should do the task: "How can I reduce Xie Lain's degree of darkness?"
System: Please explore on your own
Tang Yan: "How should I meet him?"
System: Please explore on your own
Tang Yan: "How should I kill you?"
System: Host, please... um...
The system suddenly realized that this host was not easy to mess with, so it quietly hid away and lowered its voice: Dear host, the system is only responsible for reporting the blackening process of the mission target, and the rest needs to be explored by yourself.
Tang Yan never knew how to be tactful: "Then you are completely useless, right?"
The system dares to be angry but dares not speak:…
Tang Yan gave up the idea of asking the system for help: "Forget it, just go."
The system trembled for a moment, saying that it was not a casual system that could be summoned and dismissed at will, but its body actually disappeared into the air with a whoosh.
A good man never suffers a loss before.
Tang Yan ignored it and tried to recall the original story. He finally found that Xie Lain's misfortune in life came from marrying a partner who made him unhappy. If he could stop him from marrying that awful male insect, would that be considered a successful rescue
There was a computer in his room. He fumbled for the power button, then logged into the Star Network and searched for Xie Lain's name.
In fact, there is no need to search, the recent front page headlines of Star Network are all related to Major General Shelain, who was born in a duke's family. He led the First Army to clear out the alien beasts on the planet Kha'Zix a few months ago and won a victory. He returned to the Imperial Star on a warship three days ago.
There was a large photo on the screen. The First Army was gathering in the square in an orderly manner. From a distance, the formation looked very strict. Shelain was standing on the podium. He was wearing a neat military uniform, a belt around his waist, long boots, and white gloves. There was not even a wrinkle on his body. The silver-edged buttons were elegant and noble, but they were far less eye-catching than the Blood Rose Medal on his chest, which was bestowed by the royal family.
There are only two medals with the blood rose pattern in the entire empire, and they were given the Empire's two stars of glory, one for Youan and the other for Shelain.
The two of them are the two most outstanding female soldiers of the new generation in the army.
Tang Yan zoomed in a little more. Even though the photo was not very clear, it was not difficult to feel Xie Lane's handsome face hidden under the brim of his hat through the screen. His slightly raised chin revealed a bit of the arrogance hidden in his bones.
The Star Network users are interested in the future of this gifted child and have left comments below the webpage.
Major General Xie Lain has been on the battlefield for so long, and considering his age, he is almost approaching his first mental outburst. I wonder who he will match with.
I guess it should be the A-level male insect from the Sirio family. Major General Shelain is an SS-level military female, and at least the pheromone of an A-level male insect can be appeased. There are only a few A-level male insects in the entire imperial capital, and even fewer who have not married a female monarch.
But Master Syrio has already married several female servants, five of whom were sent to the Imperial Hospital with serious injuries. God of Insects, I swear his character must be terrible.
I really hope that Major General Shelain can find a male insect partner who is not so bad. But it’s a pity that I heard that the two families are already discussing the engagement.
The Zerg world can be roughly divided into three sexes: males, military females, and sub-females.
Male insects are weak and rare in number, but they are born with soothing pheromones and are an indispensable part of insect reproduction.
Military females are physically strong and control the military lifeline of the empire, but because their mental strength is too strong, after experiencing the stimulation of the battlefield, they will experience mental disorder when they reach a certain age, and will die if they are not soothed by the pheromones of male insects in time.
Sub-females are generally soft, petite and delicate, and are loved by male insects. However, the offspring they breed will only be sub-females, which are not much stronger than male insects.
All in all, the female soldiers in this world bear most of the main force, the male insects are responsible for reproduction and comfort, and the sub-females... are dispensable.
And Xielaine will soon experience his first mental turmoil in his insect life. If he wants to survive, he must find a male insect of at least level A as a partner as soon as possible and receive the other's pheromones for comfort.
And the young master "Sirio" who frequently appears in the Star Network is likely to become Shelain's future partner.
Tang Yan stood up and in the original book, he seemed to have brought Shelaine and Syrio together, which led to each other's tragic life.
Now the problem is clear, Tang Yan must stop Xie Laine from marrying "Master Sirio".
But at the same time, the task was quite difficult, because Tang Yan didn't even know Xie Lane now, so how could he stop him
Tang Yan patiently read all the news about Xie Laine, and after combining all the information, he found that he was currently transferred to the First Military as a civilian. Only after the mental disorder period was over would he be sent back to the front battlefield.
Tang Yan has always believed in "If you have a question, look for Baidu". Now that Baidu is gone, it's the same to look for StarNet. He immediately searched for the First Army's base and found that it was in the eastern district of the imperial capital, not far from their home.
Tang Yan couldn't help but fall into deep thought: "..."
I wonder if I can find an opportunity by hanging around the military entrance every day.
“Bang!”
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of dishes breaking, which came through the crack in the door and was quite harsh.
Tang Yan frowned, pulled out a chair, stood up and walked out. As a result, Topaz was hiding in the corner with a terrified look on his face, and the floor was littered with broken dishes.
It was obvious that my cheap dad was lazy and had no idea what was going on. When I asked him to wash a bowl, he somehow managed to ruin half of the cupboard.
"… "
Tang Yan looked at the debris on the ground, said nothing, and smoked again. But his hands were in his pockets, still empty. His deep eyebrows could not help but frown a little.
Topaz explained terrifiedly: "I put the bowl in the cupboard and it…it…it just fell down by itself…"
The household robot broke down, but because there is no money to repair it, it is now lying dead in the corner.
#Strive to be a civilized and polite earthling#
#Don't embarrass Mother Earth#
Tang Yan closed his eyes and repeated this sentence silently, and finally calmed down. He slowly exhaled, then stepped over the broken dishes on the floor, found the broom in the bathroom, and threw it directly into Topaz's arms: "Sweep it clean."
Concise and to the point, without a single word of nonsense.
Whoever breaks it should clean up. It's fair.
Before Topaz saw the female monarch sacrificed on the battlefield, the only insect cub rebelled and abused him at home. He looked at the broom in his hand, and then at Tang Yan's underage thin body, and suddenly found his confidence as a male father. He threw the broom heavily, reached out and grabbed his collar and questioned: "Tang Yan! Do you still know your identity?!"
How can an adult male insect take care of an immature male insect...right? Moreover, he is a B-level, and Tang Yan is the lowest C-level—
This was the case before Topaz Hand.
But it was not until he was pinned to the table by Tang Yan that he realized what a foolish decision he had made. Topaz felt that his right hand was about to break, and he cried bitterly and begged for mercy: "Quick, quick, quick, let go... I'll sweep! I'll sweep!"
Tang Yan was just seeing someone touching his hand, and his body was reacting subconsciously. He Topaz was crying out for help, and it would be bad if the interstellar police were called. His hands loosened and he released the grip: "Sorry, it's a reflex."
He apologized insincerely, then mentioned his family's tight financial situation and held out his hand to Topaz: "The purchase certificate for the aircraft, I."
Topaz was shocked: "What did you do?"
Tang Yan said as a matter of course: "Return it."
Topaz certainly refused to retreat, but he still succumbed to Tang Yan's force and reluctantly handed over the purchase certificate and aircraft keys.
Tang Yan put the key in his pocket and walked out the door directly. He also took away a bag of garbage and threw it downstairs. Then he walked towards the aircraft store according to the instructions on the map.
According to the sales service regulations of the Chris Empire, as long as the product has no quality problems, it will not be returned or exchanged within half a month. However, any regulations will be more or less lenient as long as they fall on male insects. Large products such as aircraft can be refunded at a certain rate according to the newness and use of the product.
"Um... Dear customer, so you are going to refund this latest S401 aircraft that I purchased a month ago?"
The sales clerk at the front desk was a pretty female insect, and he was returning a male insect, so he was inevitably uneasy. After all, most male insects are difficult to deal with. The boss even told him that it was better to suffer a little loss than to get entangled with such shameless male insects.
Tang Yan felt that this was immoral, but there was nothing he could do. His family was already so poor that they could barely afford to eat. After a moment of silence, he made up a random excuse: "... I don't like its color."
He was wearing a black shirt with the zipper pulled up to his chin, covering most of his face, revealing only platinum hair and a pair of deep, charming green eyes, like some kind of expensive gemstone.
This male insect has an extremely mysterious aura, and it catches people silently.
The waiter was dazed, then reacted and said nervously, "I'm sorry, sir, this aircraft has been sold for a month. If you want a refund, you can only exchange it for 75% of the original price."
Unlike his cold and ruthless appearance, Tang Yan was unexpectedly easy to talk to: "Sure, thank you for helping me with the formalities."
"ah?"
The waiter was stunned when he heard this. He had actually quoted the lowest rate just now, so that if the male insects raised the price, they would not suffer too much loss. But Tang Yan was not so easy to talk to, so he agreed directly.
The waiter blushed and said, "How about this, sir? Since you haven't flown the aircraft more than five times, how about I refund you 85% of the money you paid?"
Tang Yan didn't say much, just felt that there were still good people in the world. He was about to thank him when his shoulder was suddenly pushed from the side. Then a fat male insect squeezed directly to his previous position, slammed a receipt on the table, and said to the waiter in a bad attitude: "There is a problem with the quality of your aircraft. It broke down not long after it was used. This is cheating customers. Hurry up and return the purchase money to me!"
His voice was so loud that it attracted the attention of almost half of the customers in the exhibition hall.
Tang Yan stood aside with his arms folded, pulling down the zipper of his suit a little, intending to see what this fat guy who cut in line was going to do.
The waiter said to Tang Yan apologetically, "Wait a moment." Then he began to check the purchase records in a hurry. He bowed to the fat male insect with sweat on his forehead and said, "I'm sorry, sir. The records show that your aircraft was purchased a year ago. The most recent damage was three days ago. The reason for the repair was a collision with another insect's aircraft. It was not a product quality issue. According to regulations, no refund can be made."
Apparently, the fat male insect bought the aircraft and drove it for a full year before it was damaged in an accident and he came to the store to get a refund.
This is no longer called seeking justice, this is called freeloading.
Tang Yan was shocked. He thought he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect this insect to be even more shameless than him. He couldn't help but frowned.
"What? No refund? It was clearly a problem with the brakes of your aircraft that caused me to collide with other insects. Isn't this a product quality issue?" The fat male insect's voice became louder.
There are actually many male insects of this kind. They are generally not of high rank and are born in ordinary families. They act recklessly under the protection of the imperial law, and taking advantage is just the most insignificant bad behavior among them.
The waiter kept bowing and apologizing: "I'm sorry, but because the product has been sold for too long, I really can't compensate you. The most I can ask for is 15 yuan. I hope you understand."
The male insects were of different qualities, but the female insects were generally good-looking. The waiter in front of him had delicate features, and his face flushed with nervousness. He didn't know what had touched the fat male insect's heart, so he directly grabbed the waiter's hand and rubbed it hard twice, with a greedy look on his face: "Let me forgive you, okay, how about we go to my house to discuss it in detail?"
The waiter's face turned pale when he heard this. He tried to dodge, but was afraid of hurting the male insect in front of him and causing more trouble.
There was a lot of discussion around, and many insects frowned in condemnation.
"Bah, what understanding? It's clearly taking advantage!"
"It's shameless to refund after one year of use!"
"God of Insects, please send a bug to take care of him."
This was obviously not the first time this had happened. The manager rushed over after hearing the news. He knew what was going on and immediately apologized politely, choosing to keep the matter quiet: "We can discuss the compensation in the living room. I'm sure you'll get a satisfactory answer."
The fat male insect was pushing it further, pointing at the waiter in an obscene manner and saying, "Go to the reception room? Sure, let him come with you."
The manager's face changed slightly when he heard this, and he remained silent for a long time.
The fat male insect was about to threaten, but he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his wrist, forcing him to let go of the waiter. He turned around and was caught off guard by a pair of deep and cold green eyes.
Tang Yan was half a head taller than him, and he felt very oppressive when he suddenly approached. He grabbed the male insect's wrist, his voice was calm and dangerous, and his expression was half-smile: "Sir, I have two things I have to tell you-"
"First, you cut in line."
"Second, you wasted my precious time."
Tang Yan showed no mercy when he attacked, so the fat male insect was in so much pain that he was sweating profusely and couldn't even speak. He was exhausted all over and couldn't control himself and half-knelt on the ground.
He trembled and cursed: "You...you..."
But he couldn't even utter a complete sentence.
Tang Yan maintained that posture and handed the purchase certificate to the waiter with one hand: "Thank you, please help me complete the procedures just now."
The waiter was stunned. He quickly took the certificate and completed the formalities for him as quickly as possible. He stammered, "The refund amount will be transferred to your StarNet account within... three days..."
"Thanks."
Tang Yan put the receipt into his pocket and was satisfied with the merchant’s service attitude, so in return, he "took" the fat male insect away before leaving.
At the corner of the VIP exhibition hall on the second floor stood a tall man. He was wearing a military uniform, and his long boots wrapped around his slender and tight calves. Climbing up along the shadows, he saw broad shoulders and a narrow waist, followed by a sharp and distinct jawline.
A pair of violet eyes is extremely rare, adding a touch of indescribable nobility.
Xie Lain was originally planning to go downstairs, but the cold-tempered male insect attacked first, and he slowly stopped. He looked at the other's back as he left, and a hint of imperceptible interest flashed across his eyes.
After his companion had chosen the aircraft, he stood at the bottom of the stairs and asked, "Xie Lain, what are you looking at?"
"nothing."
Xie Lain retracted his gaze and slowly put on a pair of white gloves, his slender fingertips disappearing into them. It was a simple move, but it was indescribably elegant, like an ancient nobleman from the Middle Ages.
He said in a light tone, mixed with dissatisfaction: "You are too slow."
His companion teased him, "Xelaien, relax. You're getting engaged soon, so you won't have so many opportunities to come out. Why are you in such a hurry?"
This sentence touched a sore spot, and Xie Laine suddenly frowned.
Ding! Please note that the villain's blackening degree has risen to 50
Ding! Please note that the villain's blackening degree has risen to 51
Hearing the prompt sound that sounded without warning, Tang Yan, who had just walked out of the store, couldn't help but pause. He glanced at the system with a bad look, suspecting that this big diamond was secretly playing tricks: "Why did the degree of blackening suddenly increase?"
The system shook its head nervously: I’m the hen!
"… "
Tang Yan thought for a moment, and finally decided to forget it. After all, too many lice won't itch, and too many debts won't worry you. He lowered his eyes to look at the fat male insect who was grabbed by the collar and cried bitterly, and then squatted down in front of him.
Tang Yan: "Do you know you did something wrong?"
The fat male insect nodded, then shook his head, crying and gasping for breath.
Tang Yan pointed a finger at him: "What's this?"
Fat male insect: "... one?"
Tang Yan retracted his finger again: "What number is this?"
Fat Male: "...Zero?"
"boom!"
Tang Yan knocked him unconscious with one punch, then stood up, shook his aching hands, and said to the unconscious male insect on the ground: "I'm glad you know. You wasted minutes of my precious time."