There was an ancient poem circulating in the Chris Empire:
If the distant warriors come from afar, the glittering golden vines will decorate the crown.
If you are unarmed, a rose with thorns will become an invincible weapon.
If the road is dark, the white dove with a branch in its mouth will land on your shoulder to show you the direction.
When you reach the end of your journey through all the difficulties, the Crystal White Orchid will stretch out its branches and hold the treasure that belongs to the brave.
This ordinary poem actually alludes to the four most prominent nobles of the empire at the beginning of its founding.
The totem of the Chris royal family is the golden king vine, representing power;
The totem of the Shelain family is the spiked rose, representing killing;
The totem of the Sirio family is a white dove holding a branch, representing wisdom.
The totem of the Ilvisa family is the crystal white orchid, which represents wealth.
These four surnames are synonymous with nobility in a sense. Because of the strong combination of bloodlines, most of the high-level male insects in the empire were born in their families. Therefore, in order to ensure the prosperity of future generations, intermarriage between the four families has become an unwritten rule.
Damn, fuck, unwritten rule.
Xie Lain holds himself as an aristocrat and never utters a foul language, but that doesn't mean he won't curse this damn rule in his heart with the most vicious words.
Looking at the male insect sitting across from the coffee table with an untidy manner and a lewd look in his eyes, Xie Lain's mood was extremely bad. But the worse his mood, the more smile on his lips, like a blooming rose, beautiful and eye-catching.
Like many male insects, Sirio likes soft and delicate females, but he was forced by the empire's regulations to marry many strong female soldiers as female servants.
No, although I don’t like it, I can still endure it when it’s whipped.
Sirio looked up and down at Shelain's slender and strong waist. Although he was not satisfied, fortunately, his face was quite delicate and eye-catching. It would be very interesting to crush his proud self-esteem and kneel on the ground with red eyes.
Thinking about it this way, he was not so dissatisfied with the marriage arranged by his family.
This meeting was facilitated by the elders of both families, but unfortunately, Shelain said nothing the whole time. He sensed the male insect's lustful gaze on him, and his fingertips in white gloves moved slowly, suppressing the urge to poke something blind.
God of Insects,
Why can Youan, who is of commoner origin, marry a male insect who loves him deeply, while he has to match with such trash
Where exactly did I lose
Obviously, I am of a more noble and superior background, right
Xie Lain lowered his eyelids to hide the coldness in his eyes. The rebellion and arrogance in his heart made him straighten his back a little, but it could not hide the grievance of being forced to bow his head.
Silio sat for a while, then looked at the time impatiently, thinking that Xielaine was just like most military females, really boring. He simply stood up from the sofa, and said in a high and condescending tone, with the arrogance unique to male insects: "Major General Xielaine, I have an appointment with a friend to go to the Cardi Club this afternoon. If there is nothing else, I will leave first. You should discuss the engagement with my butler."
His six female servants were guarding outside the door, and Sirio, surrounded by a group of insects, left in a mighty flying vehicle.
Xie Lain sat on the sofa, indifferent. He crossed his legs, chuckled disdainfully, and slowly uttered two words from his delicate thin lips towards the empty living room: "Rubbish—"
"Shelaine, be careful with your wording."
A serious-looking female insect appeared in the building. Like Shelain, she had a pair of rare purple eyes. She was his female father: "Female insects of noble blood should not speak foul language, nor should they complain about future males."
Xie Lain paused after hearing this, then reluctantly stood up from the sofa and leaned forward to apologize. He looked up at the female insect upstairs without avoiding her: "I'm sorry, please forgive me for my impoliteness just now, but the female father... must it be him?"
Shelain's last words were spoken in a deep voice.
Lord Eaton Xielaine frowned: "Xielaine, I don't want to be matched with the royal family, but the A-level male insect of the Ilvisa family has already married the female monarch. Do you want to be his female servant?"
"Shelain, this family name has been passed down to you. Don't let it die out."
Xie Laien's name was Aya Xie Laien. But his colleagues in the military and the outside media were used to calling him Major General Xie Laien. This meant that he could take on the responsibility of the family and continue the glory of the bloodline.
"… "
Xie Laine slowly straightened up without saying anything, because it was really rude to talk back to one's elders.
Come on, he thought, the Ilvisa males aren't much better.
Lord Eaton finally reminded in a deep voice: "The mental riot period is about to come. Don't forget to inject inhibitors regularly. If you accidentally turn into a worm, it will scare the male worm."
Male insect
A pair of green eyes suddenly flashed through Shelain's mind, hiding a cold light, just like the color deep in the dense forest of Querke, mysterious and remote, inviting exploration.
The male insect doesn't look brave, I don't know what it is doing...
Not long after Tang Yan knocked the fat male insect unconscious that day, two interstellar police officers came to his door and said, "Sir Tang Yan, we are sorry to bother you, but we received an accusation from a male insect yesterday, saying that you beat him brutally in the aircraft store. Is it true?"
Tang Yan had just woken up and hadn't figured out the situation yet, but when he saw two policemen standing at the door, his mind cleared up. He put one hand in his pocket, leaned lazily against the door frame, thought for a moment, and then said nonchalantly, "It's mine, what's wrong?"
Because he had just woken up, his voice was still a bit low and hoarse from not waking up yet, and it was so sexy that it made Insect's legs go weak.
The attraction of males to females is natural and fatal.
The two interstellar police officers managed to calm down and said haltingly, "Mr. Tang Yan, I'm sorry, because according to the Star Network archives, you have 19 bad records here, and this time it has accumulated to 20 times. According to the Imperial Male Insect Protection Law, you don't have to go to prison, but you must do ten days of community service. What do you think..."
The male insect who was very afraid of them immediately became furious and then took a few steps back without leaving a trace.
Social services? What
Tang Yan frowned, and then he remembered that this seemed to be the legendary "loving volunteers". Because of the huge disparity in the ratio of males to females in the Chris Empire, many female insects may not have the opportunity to come into contact with male insects in their entire lives, so many male insects who committed crimes would be assigned to some public occasions to provide social services.
Serving as a medical assistant, distributing benefit leaflets on the streets, visiting the lonely elderly and many other activities.
Tang Yan was obviously not suitable for doing this. He frowned and asked, "Can't I change to something else?"
The interstellar police officer was frightened by the low pressure around him and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, because you have accumulated 20 criminal records, which cannot be offset by fines, so you must go to the First Army's medical department to perform ten days of social service."
"Um?"
Tang Yan's ears suddenly caught some sensitive words and he raised his eyelids: "Which medical department are you going to?"
Interstellar Police: "First Army."
Tang Yan was just worried about not having a reason to go to the heavily guarded military headquarters to meet Xie Ryan, but the opportunity came to him. It was really a blessing from heaven. He saw the interstellar police holding electronic shackles in their hands, and for the first time ever, he stretched out his hands: "Let's go."
Topaz was wearing an apron and was diligently sweeping the living room. When she heard the noise coming from the door, she immediately squeezed over and asked, "What happened? What happened?"
The interstellar police guessed that he might be Tang Yan's father, and said with regret: "I'm sorry, sir, your bug cub needs to do ten days of community service for beating other bugs. Please..."
do not be sad.
However, before they could utter these four words, they saw Topaz covering his mouth in shock and asking excitedly, "Really? Really... Really, when can you take him away?"
It takes humans seven days to develop a habit. According to Tang Yan's experiments, it takes even less time for Zerg, only three days. During the days when he traveled through time, Topaz, who used to eat and wait for death, had been trained by him to become an all-around male Zerg who can wash clothes, mop the floor, and cook.
The entire Zerg race couldn't find the first one.
It is conceivable that Topaz regarded Tang Yan as a terrifying existence like a devil. When he heard that he was about to be arrested and do social service, he was so excited that he almost burst into tears.
Interstellar Police: “…”
This father and son are really strange.
Tang Yan noticed Topaz's watch and smiled at the interstellar police: "Wait a moment, I'll change my clothes."
After he finished speaking, he closed the door with a click, isolating himself from the scene inside.
Tang Yan turned around, put his hands in his pockets, and looked at Topaz expressionlessly. After a moment, he smiled and said, "My dear father, you seem very happy about my imprisonment?"
Topaz was so happy that he got carried away. He immediately picked up the broom and started sweeping the floor. "No, no, no, I'm wrong. Don't worry. Leave the house to me."
Tang Yan touched his pocket, tore off a piece of candy and threw it into his mouth. When he had no cigarettes, he could only rely on this to temporarily relieve his thirst for quitting smoking. "Really? Then in the next ten days, I hope to keep sweeping every day. I will check when I come back."
Topaz no longer dared to get angry, and pointed at the housekeeping robot in the corner and said, "But... but the housekeeping robot has been repaired..."
God of Insects, he didn't want to do those damn chores anymore! Those were the chores of female insects!
Tang Yan asked in surprise, "Is it fixed?"
Topaz nodded repeatedly: "Yes... yes..."
“Crack!”
Tang Yan walked up to the housekeeping robot and directly kicked the outer shell of the machine, breaking the display screen with a punch. He patted the dust off his hands and said as a matter of course: "It's broken now, so please continue cleaning."
It is so rare to transform a useless male insect into a decent one. It would be a pity to give up halfway. Anyway, doing more housework is good for physical and mental health and will not kill the insect.
After Tang Yan finished all this, he went into the room and packed some clothes under Topaz's shocked and angry eyes. After washing up, he went out with his bag.
None of the male insects in the Chris Empire can be on the stage, so of course, there are also many male insects who are in trouble. They are generally C and D levels, which is considered the bottom of the male insect world.
Tang Yan boarded a flying machine accompanied by the interstellar police. As soon as he got on, he saw about a dozen male insects sitting inside. They all looked arrogant and sat in an unruly manner, much like the gangsters of later generations.
The interstellar police officer said to Tang Yan in a low voice with a hint of apology: "I'm sorry, sir. Please find a place to sit. We will send you to the First Army's medical department later."
Tang Yan said thank you without any emotion.
He saw a window seat at the back of the aircraft and walked over. However, before he sat down, a C-level male insect put his foot on the seat and said in a bad tone, "Damn you, get out of here. This seat is mine."
The female soldier in charge of escorting the passengers frowned when she saw this, fearing that it might lead to a conflict. She spoke out anxiously to stop the quarrel: "My Lords, please stop quarreling."
The C-level male insect that was selected was caught and sent to do social service. He was in a terrible mood. Hearing this, he sneered: "I can quarrel if I want. How dare a female insect talk to me like this? Believe it or not, I will go to the military to complain."
There is no doubt that even if the fault lies with the male insect, as long as the complaint is brought to the higher authorities, the female insect will definitely be punished.
The female soldier turned pale and was about to say something, but was stopped by her companion: "Forget it, Mir, don't bother with them. It would be bad if you get punished."
Tang Yan was very calm from beginning to end, because he didn't like quarrels. Glancing at the annoying leg on the seat, he slowly sharpened the tip of his shoe, and then stepped down without warning -
“Click—”
It was the sound of breaking bones, and the world became completely quiet.
The male insect was just as badly hurt as the housekeeping robot. He didn't even have time to scream before he fainted.
Tang Yan really preferred to drive straight. He threw the unconscious male insect into the aisle amid the horrified eyes of the male insects around him, then dusted off the seat, sat on it, zipped up his jacket to his chin, and closed his eyes to rest.
The female soldiers in charge of escorting him turned a blind eye and pretended not to see anything. They stood at the door of the cockpit and looked at Tang Yan quietly, whispering to each other, unable to hide their excitement.
"The Insect God, he is so handsome, I wonder if he has any female servants."
"Wake up, this gentleman is not yet mature. He is indeed very handsome, but as you can see, his personality is also very bad."
"No, no, no, he has a very good personality and just said thank you to me."
"It must be an illusion. How can a male insect say thank you?"
"Damn it, are you questioning me?!"
The Zerg's technology was thousands of years ahead, and the speed of the aircraft was much faster than the transportation on Earth. At least Tang Yan felt that he didn't even have to close his eyes for a moment before the aircraft had already reached its destination.
"Your Excellencies, please exit the vehicle in an orderly manner."
The scale of the military headquarters in the imperial capital is quite large, with high-rise buildings made of translucent materials rising from the ground and reaching the sky. There are many flying warships and micro-detectors floating in the air, and from time to time a red light will sweep over them, comparable to the science fiction blockbusters of the United States. Teams of female soldiers patrolling the door one after another, exuding an invisible solemnity.
Tang Yan couldn't help but take a few more glances.