Situ Yan, who was described as a "crazy bee, wave and butterfly", rounded his long and narrow fox eyes. But now he not only can't move his hands, but his whole body is stiff. Don't say you want to beat someone, you can't even move.
"Also! You dare to murder me! Did you eat the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard?" Gu Ye stood on tiptoe, pinched his husband's ear and turned around.
Ling Juechen glanced in the direction of Situ Yan, and resignedly let his daughter-in-law hold her ear, and said in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, my brother is watching. Can you save face?"
"Brother?" Gu Ye pointed at Situ Yan, and said in a tone of hate that iron is not steel, "You treat others as brothers, but they want to fuck you... No, they want to be fucked by you! Tell me honestly, when did you hook up? ?"
Situ Yan listened to her words, and his fair and delicate face instantly turned into a purple eggplant. He tried to raise a hand, pointed at Gu Ye, looked at Ling Juechen, gritted his teeth and said:
"This is the woman you like? How can you look like a woman if you speak rudely like this? You want to have no face, no body, no self-discipline, and a bad temper... I didn't expect you to have such a bad eye!"
"Hey! A rival in love is a rival in love, without personal attacks!" Gu Ye walked up to him, scrutinized him for a while, and said, "I admit, my face is not as beautiful as yours. But my breasts are bigger than yours. Always admit it?"
"Besides, what smart and capable woman doesn't have a little temper? Do you like a woman who is as boring as a lump of wood? You don't like it anymore. Why should I ask my husband to like that?" Gu Ye saw through him. The expression of the subtext in the heart.
Situ Yan calmed down, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "You can only compare yourself to men!"
"I just need to compare you!" Gu Ye looked down at the Xiao Long Bao on his chest, his eyes filled with a dangerous aura. Damn it! Dare to underestimate her! Originally, I only planned to avenge his acupuncture, and only let him pretend to be a wood for one day, but now it has been increased to two days! !
"Okay, can you two stop pinching like children?" Ling Juechen chatted with the mud in the middle, "Ayan, we haven't seen each other for many years, sit down and talk?"
"Talk to him!" Gu Ye said angrily, "He kidnapped your daughter-in-law, pinched your daughter-in-law's neck, and poked your daughter-in-law's sore spot. As a husband, shouldn't you beat him first to vent your anger on your daughter-in-law? ?"
"Humph!" Before Ling Juechen could speak, Situ Yan snorted coldly and said, "I and Chenzi have been brothers for more than ten years. How could it be that a woman who came out of nowhere could destroy it?"
"Hey!" Gu Ye sneered, "Between you, you still use me to destroy it? I didn't make any troubles in the thirteen years of it, right? I think it's a plastic brotherhood, right?"
"You..." Situ Yan glared at her.
Not to be outdone, Gu Ye's eyes were bigger than his: "What are you? Don't try to get close to my husband on the basis of socialist brotherhood! He already has me, so give up!"
"Ye'er, don't talk nonsense! Just like Gangzi and Dapeng, I and Ayan are comrades-in-arms and brothers! What is close or not, grab or grab?" Ling Juechen didn't want his daughter-in-law to wade the water even further Hun, I was also afraid that her mouth would make Situ Yan angry.
When you are a human brother, it also depends on whether they accept it or not! Gu Ye turned his back, pouting and sulking.
Situ Yan looked at Ling Juechen with complicated eyes, and after a long time he asked softly, "You still consider me a brother? Like Gangzi and Dapeng?"
"Of course! In my heart, you have always been a good brother who fought side by side with me." Ling Juechen came to stand beside him, stood side by side with him, looking at the flowers and plants in the courtyard, "The defeat in that battle back then , It's not the reason of your formation, someone deliberately destroyed it! It's not your responsibility for my injury. At that time, you were under too much pressure, so... "
"No!" Situ Yan listened quietly, and suddenly interrupted Ling Juechen, "I'm two years older than you, how could it be an impulsive illusion?"
"When I was thirteen or fourteen years old, I knew that I was different from others! Gangzi and Dapeng talked privately about which woman has big breasts and that woman's buttocks, but I'm not interested at all. In fact, so far , I have never been able to focus my attention on a woman before. I also tried to sneak into the brothel, but..." Situ Yan shook his head.
At first, Gu Ye just pricked up his ears and listened to the conversation between the two. At this time, he couldn't help but move his feet behind the two of them, blatantly eavesdropping.
Situ Yan's eyes swept over her lightly, but he didn't stop talking: "Chenzi, I don't know when I started to like you. But I realized more and more firmly that I am Your feelings are different from Gangzi and the others. I have struggled, struggled, and self-loathing...
Thirteen years ago, a confession when you were seriously injured. It's really because I'm afraid you won't be able to survive that night, and I don't want to leave myself with regrets. Now that I think about it, God is not on my side. Otherwise, how can I wake you up when I want to kiss you? "
"Then... Did you kiss him or not?" Seeing that he had stopped, Gu Ye scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and asked.
Ling Juechen pushed her little head away, and said with a stern face: "Of course not! As I said, my first kiss was reserved for my daughter-in-law!"
"Hey! It's twenty-seven or eighty-eight, and I still have my first kiss. Didn't I get a big deal?" Gu Ye Thief said with a smile.
"Daughter-in-law, you are wrong! My first kiss was only saved until I was twenty-three years old! When I was seriously injured and comatose, a naughty little doctor stole my first kiss in my sleep. You won't forget it, right? "Ling Juechen tapped her little head.
Gu Ye rubbed his forehead and said embarrassedly, "I'll just... stop once you touch it, what is that kiss?"
Situ Yan looked at the pair of dog men and women resentfully: If you don't bring this kind of food, please consider other people's feelings when you spread the dog food!
Wait, when Chenzi was twenty-three, this girl was eleven, right? Kiss him while Chen Zi is unconscious? Are you so proactive? Has the world changed, or has he left Yan Kingdom for too long to keep up with the times
What kind of person is Chen Zi likes! correct! Thirteen years ago, Chenzi said that the person he liked was a little lecherous. Could it be this woman? When this woman saw her for the first time, she couldn't wait to stick her eyes on him, even the little girl from the Mori country was not so bold and unrestrained!
"You two! Let's stop!" Situ Yan gritted his teeth. He finally forced himself to face up to the past, and felt distressed for himself, but was gag by these two couples, and the atmosphere was completely destroyed!
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The teacher who took the class took a leave of absence and took seven classes a day, and the baby was exhausted!