Yesterday I helped him change his diaper for the first time. As soon as he took off the diaper, I was pissed all over my face...
And when I bathe him, I pee, and when I feed him, I get spit all over...
In just a few days, all kinds of sad past events are unbearable!
Yu Muyang is poisonous!
Yu Yuehan's identification has been completed.
The purpose of giving birth to a son was to sow hatred. If he could choose, he would choose without hesitation to go back to the day when he made Nian Xiaomu pregnant ten months ago.
If you suffocate yourself to death, you won't let this brat have a chance to appear!
"I can call a nurse for him. He might like the nurse better than me. I'm serious." Yu Yuehan suggested sincerely.
At least Yu Muyang never sprayed urine on the face of any of the nurses.
He didn't cry like he was pinched just because a nurse lady hugged him.
Heh, when there is a nurse lady to help take care of him, his well-behaved appearance can be seen as faking.
Only those naive and innocent nurses will be confused by him, and keep praising him for being so handsome and cute, maybe it's not an angel who fell into the mortal world...
Angel
They probably have bad eyesight, obviously what they are holding is a devil.
It's still the evil Shura from the eighteenth floor of hell!
Yu Yuehan seemed to be possessed by Mrs. Xianglin, thinking nonstop.
With disgust on his lips, he had already taken a diaper and was about to change it for Yu Muyang.
Before taking off his trousers, he pointed to his little nose as a serious warning.
"Stinky boy, if you dare to spray me with urine while I'm changing your diaper, I'll put your urine into a bottle and feed you!"
"Puff..."
The baby in the swaddle was spitting out milk bubbles, rubbing his fists against his face, and kept looking in Nian Xiaomu's direction.
Hearing his warning, she turned her head and glanced at him.
Two woo-woo sounds.
I don't know if I understood.
Anyway, Yu Yuehan thought he understood, if he dared to pee on his face again, he would never end with him!
It was a rare and harmonious change of diapers, and Yu Yuehan was so moved that he was about to cry.
Picking up the soft little guy, he reached out and pinched his little face.
The corner of his mouth hooked.
"That's great. Your father will always be your father. If you fight against me, there will be no good end for you."
"Wow-"
Yu Yuehan didn't say anything, but Xiaoyang in his arms suddenly burst into tears.
The miserable cry made Nian Xiaomu, who had reached the door, walk back nervously.
Seeing the red mark on his little face, he slapped Yu Yuehan's shoulder with a slap.
"Bastard, why are you pinching my son!"
"...Nian Xiaomu, would you believe me if I said that I just touched him lightly?" Yu Yuehan asked with a look of despair.
The skin of a baby is very delicate, and it will turn red when touched lightly.
He swears, he's really useless.
But whoever heard the little guy cry so badly would not believe his words.
Yu Yuehan could only place his hopes on Nian Xiaomu's ingenuity, he could see that everything was Yu Muyang's play.
However, everyone was drunk and he was sober alone.
No one would believe that a newborn baby would use bitter tricks.
nobody…
Thus, Nian Xiaomu was angry with Yu Yuehan for two whole days.
If Yu Yuehan hadn't learned from Xiaoyang's tricks, and had nothing to do to trick him, deliberately making that brat urinate all over his body, scalding his hands when making milk powder, etc., he might not even be able to hug his wife.
So, in the dead of night, when Nian Xiaomu was sleeping with Xiaoyang, Yu Yuehan asked Tang Yuansi out.
Brothers Liquor Bureau, spirits versus boiled water 3.0 series.