As the only shrine of the Tana people, the Temple of the Holy Maiden not only takes on the heavy responsibility of offering sacrifices, but also holds evening classes in the hall every two days of the month. The evening classes are mainly to teach "True Nervousness", and the teaching objects are all residents of the island.
There is no distinction between high and low in the Saintess Hall. As long as you step into the Saintess Hall, no matter whether it is a lord or a commoner, they are all the people of the true God. The true God loves them as he loves himself. Here, everyone is brothers and sisters. Believers who attempt to bully others in the temple will be punished by the true God. It is said that earlier, a son of a noble family did not believe in this rule and beat a fisherman in the Hall of the Holy Maiden. As a result, that young master died suddenly that night without any warning, and even the autopsy failed to find out the cause of death. Since then, everyone has become more disciplined when they come to the Saintess Hall.
Evening classes are held in Xuanyun Hall. There is no extra decoration in the hall, the floor is clean and tidy, and there are rows of small tables and cushions. The innermost one-foot-high table is the seat of the saint. The lectures are taught by Dashenggu.
Although the great saint is the teacher of the saint, she doesn't often show her face in front of people. Her appearance is unfamiliar to most believers.
Dashengnu attached great importance to this evening class. She not only bathed and burned incense, but also put on the most decent clothes and put on light makeup.
She knelt on the cushion and opened the book "True Nervousness" on the small table. She wondered if it was because of the chopped green onions for dinner, she always felt a little uncomfortable.
Also uncomfortable is San Shenggu.
The three saints sat between Mrs. Senna and Mrs. Biro. In front of her was a row of believers who came earlier and took the best position. Behind her were ladies from several aristocratic families and residents of the island. Everyone was silently reading " For the contents of Chapter 48 to Chapter 95 of the seventh volume of True Nervous, the hall is so quiet that only the sound of pages being turned and... the sound of her buttocks twisting from time to time can be heard.
Mrs. Senna gave her a puzzled look. On such a solemn occasion, why does the Third Aunt look like she has nails in her buttocks
On the other side, Mrs. Bi Luo also cast a puzzled look at Sanshengnu.
It is worth mentioning that although the Biro family and the Senna family did not get along with each other, Mrs. Sena and Madam Biro were very good friends in private. Therefore, whenever they came to the temple, the two would sit together, in the middle seat. It was originally reserved for Mrs. Bi Luo's son, but he was suddenly unable to come due to something, so it was vacant. The third saint was the last one among the saintesses, and all the seats were full, but there was only one vacant seat here. , and sat down.
But for some reason, she felt uncomfortable in her stomach!
The Fourth Sage silently read the scriptures on the table devoutly, not noticing the strangeness of the two senior sisters.
The third saint's stomach growled, although the voice was very low, but Mrs. Senna and Mrs. Biluo heard it, and thought that the third saint came to the evening class on an empty stomach. Her heart is pious, which is worth learning from!
It's not that San Shenggu didn't eat dinner, she ate up all the food on the table, including the corn keel soup that night, and drank it cleanly. Maybe it's because she was too full that her stomach felt uncomfortable in every way.
Aunt San Sheng held her stomach.
Hold back, hold back, hold back... Must hold back—
Porphyrin—
A loud fart came out, like a thunder in the quiet hall, startled Mrs. Senna and Mrs. Biro's hands trembling, and they took away the books!
Everyone looked at this side in horror, wanting to know who is so over the top and farts under the nose of the true god. This is disrespectful to the true god. Are you afraid of scaring the true god away
The third saint's face was flushed with embarrassment, but she was sitting upright, extremely calm, no one really recognized her except Madame de Seine and Madame Biro.
The two ladies picked up the scriptures and continued to read silently.
Sanshenggu's stomach was cramping, but going to the toilet at this time was undoubtedly an embarrassing and rude thing. She forced herself to endure the pain. People who have never experienced it will probably never understand that stomach pain is a kind of What a crazy experience.
She couldn't read a word of what was written in the scriptures. She looked at the hourglass on the wall, and there was still half an hour before the evening class. She just had to persist until then.
She forced herself to think of something else to divert her attention, and when she thought about it, she thought of Qiao Wei.
The fourth sage gave Qiao Wei a total of three types of Gu. The first type of Gu is itching Gu. Strictly speaking, this kind of Gu is not a real Gu. The Gu is raised by special medicine, and it, It's just a small poisonous insect on the island. Although it is small, if you touch it, your whole body will itch.
The great sage scratched her legs, then her stomach, and she wanted to scratch her back and neck, but she was afraid of being seen, so she had to dig her nails into her flesh, and endured it forcefully, until her heart started to feel hairy up!
The second type of Gu that Sishengnu gave to Qiao Wei is not a real Gu insect, but a small moth that eats flowers and leaves of two fruits for a living. This small moth can change color, and it is difficult to hide on objects. It was discovered that it does not bite or attack people, but there is a layer of dust on its wings, which is more terrifying than being bitten by a centipede if it is accidentally shaken off and let anyone touch it.
Da Shenggu's body was very itchy, but her face began to ache, at first it was only her cheeks, and after a while it spread to her nose and mouth. She didn't know what was wrong with her, and she felt so uncomfortable.
There are two serving maids beside the Great Sage. Their task is to take care of all the orders of the Great Sage. Sometimes the Great Sage asks them to maintain order, sometimes makes them grind ink, and sometimes does not let them do anything.
They habitually look at the Great Sage from time to time, so that they can respond immediately when the Great Sage needs them, but when their eyes fell on the face of the Great Sage, they were so frightened that they almost lost their hands. Throw out the scriptures!
What happened to Da Shenggu's face? Why are they all swollen? It was swollen like a pig's head, and the delicate cherry mouth turned into a two-petal sausage mouth.
This, this, this is simply too scary!
The two desperately winked at the Great Sage, but the Great Sage didn't see it at all.
At the banquet, many believers had finished reading the chapters and raised their heads, wanting to admire the holy face of the great saint, but when they looked closely, they almost vomited out the last night's meal!
What about Xianzi Yimao? The old Wang next door is more eye-catching than her!
Everyone decided to go back to the old Wang next door to wash their eyes tonight.
The believers in the hall began to whisper, and looked at the Great Sage while talking. The Great Sage only thought that they were amazed by her beauty in the prosperous age, so even though the noise was against the rules, she didn't say anything to stop it.
The only one who didn't find anything unusual about the Great Sage was probably the Three Sages.
Sanshengnu is immersed in her own small world, secretly delighted that Qiao Wei has become a big pig head, but this is not the most tormenting, the most tormenting is the third kind of bug, this time, it is the real thing Gu worm.
The Great Sage endured the discomfort all over her body, and said in a soothing tone: "Now, I will start to explain to you the content of Chapter 48 of "True Nervousness". Also; a good wife, a good man... Wang!'"
Everyone was taken aback!
The Great Sage was also taken aback, was it just an illusion? Why is there such a strange sound coming from my mouth
After calming down, the Great Sage continued: "'Good husbands, good... woof!'"
The Great Sage covered her mouth.
Everyone looked at her in surprise.
The great sage blushed, coughed lightly, and said, "'Good child, woof!'"
Everyone opened their mouths in shock.
A layer of cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the Great Sage.
"The meaning of these few words is... Wang!"
"Everyone, don't move, listen to me... Wang!"
"I... Wang!"
"Wow!"
The believers were speechless in shock, and some timid ones even felt a sense of fear, so they stood up uncontrollably and looked at the great saint on the stage in horror.
The Great Sage really didn't understand what was wrong with her, why all the voices were like this when she spoke, she pulled her throat in disbelief, and took a deep breath, this time she wanted to use her dantian to make a sound—
All sit down for me!
"Wow woof woof woof!"
Everyone stood up, left their seats, and took a few big steps back.
The great sage slapped the table and glared at the crowd.
It would be all right if she had the original face, but at this moment, the fat head with big ears and sausage mouth is really good at warding off evil spirits, isn't it? !
The third sage and the fourth sage faintly sensed something, and walked towards the big sage, but the big sage stepped off the podium first.
Seeing her walking down this way, everyone ran out of the hall in fright.
The Great Sage's eyes turned cold, she jumped up, threw a male believer down, and bit his ass!
"Ah—" the male believer screamed.
In the crowd, someone shouted: "Monster! Monster! Monster—"
"The saint has turned into a monster—run away—"
"Run away—"
All the believers fled, the tables were kicked down, the cushions were trampled, and the door panels were knocked away. The hall of hundreds of people fell into chaos in an instant.
…
In the backyard, in an exquisite small house, two maids guarding the gate also heard the movement in the front hall.
The maid asked: "Hey, what's the matter in front? Why is it so noisy? Isn't it evening class?"
The companion said: "Maybe... is the Great Sage doing some ceremony?"
The maid smiled curiously: "Shall we go and have a look?"
This proposal was immediately rejected by the companion: "No way, the Great Sage told us to keep a close eye on the guests inside and not leave even one step away."
The maid smiled and said: "The door is locked, even if we leave, she can't get out. If she smashes the door, she will definitely startle the patrolling disciples, and she won't be able to escape."
The companion said cautiously: "That's what you said, but if the holy lady blames it, we won't be able to afford it."
The maid thought about the harsh punishment in the Holy Maiden Hall, and finally gave up the idea of going to see what happened.
The two of them were obediently guarding the door. Suddenly, a little white mink came limping over. One leg of the little white mink seemed to be injured. It held a handkerchief in one hand and covered it with the other Heart, while wiping tears, while walking hard.
The maid groaned: "Where did this little thing come from? It seems to be hurt. Look, it's crying!"
The little white sable "cries" even more miserably.
The girl's heart of the maid has been sprouted, she squatted down, hugged the "injured" little white mink into her arms, and exclaimed: "What a small mink, it's a baby mink, look at it, Arong!" !"
The companions are more vigilant than the maids, but facing such a baby mink that I feel pity for, no one can calm down to suspect anything, and the companions also squatted down.
The maid said softly: "It can't be a cloud mink, can it? It would be great if it were a cloud mink. Yun mink is a spirit mink who understands human nature."
Hmph, how could the baby be the same kind of idiot as Dabai
The maid said again: "Take her out and sell it, and we will get rich."
sell you! Sell your whole family!
"Let me see if it's male or female." The maid stretched out her hand to break Xiaobai's leg.
Xiaobai tightly covered Xiaoxiaobai.
Just when Xiaobai was almost chaste, two figures, one black and one white, slowly moved behind the two of them, carrying a small iron pot brought along from the kitchen.
The companion's ears moved: "There is movement!"
The two looked back together, but before they could react, they were knocked unconscious by the bang of two small iron pans!
Pearl found the key from the maid.
Dabai stood up straight, Xiaobai jumped onto Dabai's shoulder, Zhu'er jumped onto Xiaobai's shoulder again, finally he was able to hit the keyhole.
The three little ones successfully opened the first gate of Beast Life, and happily jumped in.
Qiao Wei looked at the three little guys in surprise: "Why are you here?"
Xiaobai showed off his biceps.
Qiao Wei walked to the door, dragged the two fainted maids into the room, and stuffed them under the bed.
There are people patrolling here from time to time, and if they find someone fainted on the ground, they will definitely go into the house to check her situation, so that she won't be able to escape very far before being discovered.
After hiding the fainted maid, Qiao Wei and San Xiaozhi went out of the house. Just as they were about to lock the door, San Shengnu's voice came from the corridor: "That woman must have done it!"
Qiao Wei stepped back into the house, hid the lock in her sleeve, and closed the door!
The three little ones also quickly found a place to hide, there was not enough room under the bed, after Zhu'er and Dabai went in, Xiaobai couldn't squeeze in anymore.
Dabai kicked Xiaobai out!
Xiaobai rolled to the door with a grunt.
Boom!
The door was pushed open vigorously!
Xiaobai squatted down, staring into the distance, motionless.
From the corner of the eye of Sanshengnu, she saw the extra stone sculptures on the ground, although it was weird, but at this juncture, who would care about it
Qiao Wei was sitting on a chair, eating melon seeds leisurely. On the tray in front of her, the melon seed shells were piled up into hillocks.
Qiao Wei didn't even move her eyelids, and asked lazily, "Hey, what wind brought San Shenggu here?"
Sanshengnu gave her a cold look, and asked vigilantly, "Why is the lock on the door gone? And where is the maid guarding the door?"
"You ask me?" Qiao Wei said hehe, "Please find out the situation, I am the one who has been locked in there all the time, why did I go, where did your maid go? How do I know the lock on the door is gone? You might as well ask Ask other people, see if the two maids went to the front to watch the excitement, I just heard a lot of noise, there will be no trouble in your hall of saints, right?"
San Shenggu was taken by such a situation, and instantly forgot the previous doubts. She walked towards Qiao Wei and said angrily, "What did you do to my senior sister?"
"Which senior sister are you?" Qiao Wei asked.
Aunt San Sheng snorted, "Stop pretending to me! My senior sister just met you today, that's why she became like that?"
Qiao Wei was puzzled and said, "What has become of your senior sister?"
"My senior sister..." Sanshenggu said, suddenly realizing that she was being led by the other party, her breath was stagnant, and she said angrily, "You don't care what my senior sister has become! Honestly, did you do it? ?”
Qiao Wei sighed helplessly: "Aunt Sansheng, you caught me. After you tapped my acupuncture points, you searched my whole body, and even confiscated my self-defense dagger. I'm already like this, what do you think I can do to your senior sister?"
Sanshengnu said angrily: "You didn't do it, so you should talk about it, why did the Gu that was supposed to be placed on you fall on my senior sister?"
Qiao Wei's eyeballs moved, she touched her chin and said, "Your senior sister has been tricked? What kind of Gu?"
"Dog... why should I tell you?!"
This girl always keeps her in!
Sanshengnu raised her hand, wanting to teach Qiao Wei a bloody lesson: "This time, I want to see who else can protect you!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a cramping pain in the stomach, and something seemed to come out of the body, San Shenggu let out an ouch in pain, covered her stomach with one hand, covered her buttocks with the other, and rushed to the toilet like lightning.
There is trouble in the Saintess Hall, if you don't leave now, when will you wait
Qiao Wei hurriedly took the three little ones, locked the door, avoided the sight of the patrolling disciples, and climbed over the wall to leave the backyard.
The three little ones had already searched the palace, but Ji Mingxiu was not here.
If it's not here, it's in the elders' house.
In any case, let's talk about leaving the Holy Maiden Hall first.
Dabai was very familiar with the terrain, and quickly found a deserted escape route. Following this route, the group of people headed east. When they passed by a seemingly inconspicuous cabin, Qiao Wei smelled it. Faint medicinal fragrance.
Qiao Wei patted Dabai on the shoulder, and Dabai ran over in a hurry, and walked around inside, safe!
Usually, this place is heavily guarded by soldiers, but tonight something happened in the front hall, and all the disciples went somewhere to maintain the scene, so the important room was only locked with locks.
Picking locks is my sister's strength.
Qiao Wei took off the hairpin and inserted it into the keyhole. This is not an ordinary lock, but it doesn't bother her. In two minutes at most, she can—
Click!
The chain was snapped by Great White's fangs...
Qiao Wei entered the house, only to find that it was a huge elixir. Her mother was able to get a name as a genius doctor in Daliang, but it was all because of the elixir stolen from the Holy Maiden Hall. The elixir here, If it is well matched, the effect is not much worse than that of the two fruits.
Looking at a large cabinet full of pills, Qiao Wei took a deep breath, found two big bags, swept the pills in, and then found a big sheet, tied the bags on her back, Because she didn't know if there was only one pharmacy in the Saintess Hall, Qiao Wei brought two more empty sacks, and put empty bags on the three little ones in case of emergencies.
After ransacking the pill pharmacy, Qiao Wei and the three little ones quickly evacuated the scene.
After walking not far, Qiao Wei came to an orchard, and at a glance, it was full of white and fat twin fruits!
At the beginning, one of the two fruits in the Grand Master's Mansion caused Jianmeng and Suxinzong to scramble for blood, but here there is a piece, full, full of it!
Qiao Wei's jaw almost dropped in shock.
What does it mean to walk through the iron shoes and find nowhere to find it? It takes no effort to get it, this is it!
The two fruits are fatally attractive to beasts, and the three little ones rushed in without waiting for Qiao Wei's orders.
Qiao Wei is not afraid that they will eat up all the fruits, because there are at least a few hundred fruits here, and even if they are full, there will still be some leftovers.
With so many fruits, only ten are given to her grandfather every year, and the rest go into the stomachs of those women. One two-fruited fruit can increase a person's skill for ten to twenty years. No wonder the group of disciples are so young, The martial arts are more powerful than the other.
After a brief daze, Qiao Wei opened the sack and quickly picked it up.
The one on the left and the one on the right were picked in full swing.
"Let you catch me!"
"Let you put me under house arrest!"
"Let you kill me!"
"Grandma plucks all your fruits! Not a single one is left behind!"
Qiao Wei picked it up by herself, but it was not fast enough, so she picked up the three little ones: "Don't eat it, go back and eat slowly after picking it!"
The four began to pick fruit frantically, Qiao Wei and Zhuer picked fruit, Dabai and Xiaobai uprooted them, and after picking for an unknown amount of time, they finally picked all the fruit in the orchard!
Qiao Wei seemed to be carrying a small mountain on her back, and the three little ones were packed full, which can be said to be very wasteful.
…
On the other side, hundreds of disciples mobilized, and finally managed to control the chaos at the scene. The great sage was also helped (captured) back to her room, and the fourth sage gave her the antidote, and she finally stopped going crazy. She looked in the mirror and felt that she might as well go crazy!
The third sage and the fourth sage knelt on the ground in fear.
The Great Sage looked at the two of them with resentment: "Why did you do this?"
Sishengnu argued: "We originally gave the medicine to little Dolma, but somehow the senior sister got the trick! This... This is all the idea of the third senior sister! The third senior sister said, that girl is too arrogant. Senior sister dares to bully, we must teach her a lesson!"
The third senior sister was aggrieved: "When did I say that? Obviously we discussed it together!"
"you… "
"Stop arguing!" the Great Sage stopped the two of them, "Do you think that as long as I step down, it will be your turn to make decisions in the Holy Maiden Hall?"
If the Second Senior Sister is dead, if the Senior Sister is gone, wouldn't it be the Third Senior Sister? The fourth senior sister is the second child
I have to say that the logic of the senior sister is indeed quite reasonable, but the key point is that the two of them did not have such a plan, and they looked at the senior sister wronged: "Master sister, we are wronged!"
Liu Shenggu, who is always quiet, said: "Whether I was wronged or not, I will investigate in another day, let's get rid of the poison of Senior Sister first!"
The poison of the Gu worms was cured by Sishengnu, but the poison of the other two small bugs was not something she could cure.
The great sage called two maids and said, "Go to the pharmacy and get a bottle of Bingxin dew, and you go and pick a two-fruited fruit."
Bingxinlu is for rubbing the face to reduce swelling, and the two fruits are for detoxification.
The two maids took orders and left quickly.
Unexpectedly, in less than a quarter of an hour, the first maid stumbled back: "It's not good, no more! Great Saint! The pharmacy has been stolen!"
The Great Sage's complexion changed: "What?"
The maid said tremblingly: "Really... it was stolen... all the pills... one is gone..."
Those elixirs are almost all treasures. The elixir masters of the Saintess Hall spent decades of painstaking efforts and kept improving the prescriptions to refine such a cabinet, but...all of them are gone? !
Dashengnu's blood surged up.
Before she could digest the bad news, the second maid came back with a more terrifying expression than her companion.
Dashengnu frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?"
The maid choked up and said, "The two fruits... are gone!"
Dashengnu felt tightness and pain in her chest.
Aunt Liu stepped forward and looked at her seriously: "What do you mean it's gone? There are hundreds of them!"
"A few... a few hundred... all... all gone..." the maid cried in fright.
If it is said that pills can still consume a lot of medicinal materials and effort to refine, then the loss of two fruits that only bear fruit once in twenty years cannot be made up for by manpower.
The Great Sage could not bear such a blow, and spat out a mouthful of blood with a wow!
Aunt Liu couldn't believe it: "Who? Who did it?"
A female disciple rushed in hastily: "It's not good, Sister! The guest is gone!"
They could have discovered it earlier, but the door was locked, so they didn't pay much attention to it. It wasn't until they patrolled for two rounds that the maid who guarded the door still couldn't see that there might be something wrong.
"It must have been done by her! That's right, it was her! It was her! It was her! I'm going to kill her!" The third sage stood up angrily, ignoring the dissuasion of the sixth sage and the fifth sage. Qingshuang and more than 30 direct disciples rushed out of the inner hall with a murderous look, and chased in the direction Qiao Wei left.
At this time, Qiao Wei and the three little ones had already rushed out of the Saintess Hall and into the back mountain.
Qiao Wei ran this, and felt someone chasing her.
With a flash of her figure, a dart flew past her ear, the icy coolness seemed to be still close to her ear, and the whole ear was cold.
Whoosh!
More and more darts were shot, and one of them hit Pearl's back. With a scream, Pearl fell to the ground, twitched a few times, rolled her eyes, and died.
Qiao Wei was so anxious that she wanted to kick her: "I missed you! It was your burden that was shot!"
Ding!
Zhu'er opened her eyes, got up numbly, carried a large bag of two fruits, and continued to run forward wheezing!