The Return of the Wife

Chapter 3: Kill this scumbag

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When Yaya was about to cry, he sobbed and said, "My system is called the anti-protagonist system."

Zhuang Jinling was afraid of making her cry, so he knelt down and asked cautiously: "The anti-protagonist means..."

To be honest, he has never really understood what the system is, and when he read "The Legend of Martial Arts", he didn't write about the content of the system. He has read the system articles written by other authors, saying that the system is similar The server in the online game will issue tasks to the protagonist. If the protagonist completes the task, he can improve his cultivation level or get special rewards. It is similar to the main god or artificial intelligence with independent wisdom and thinking, but the system generally only exists In the mind of the protagonist, there are very few systems that will materialize, and he has never seen a system for children. He even taught counting 1, 2, and 3.

In the past four years, Zhuang Jinling has always felt that what he met was not a system, but a newborn baby. He not only had to teach her studies, but also took care of her daily life. He really became a baby daddy.

Ya Ya sobbed and said: "I want you to kill the protagonist, and you will be the protagonist."

"That's good." For the past four years, what Zhuang Jinling wanted to do the most was to kill the male lead.

Yaya was stunned for a while, and with a cry, she cried even more sadly.

"..." Zhuang Jinling knew why she was crying. From the moment they met, she regarded him as her own father, and in her mind, he was both her father and the male lead's husband, so the male lead was also her other... Dad, so she purposely made herself look like the male protagonist, and also had the same surname as the male protagonist, because in the human world, children are all named after their husbands.

In addition, she has never met the man, and she is worried that the man will not like her after seeing her, and turn himself into a girl again, because the man will open a harem in the future, and will like many, many women, so he will definitely like the body As a girl, it can be seen that she really regards the hero as another father, and she always thought that she followed Zhuang Jinling to this world to help the hero, so she is more concerned about the hero's affairs, and now suddenly Let her father kill another father, how could she not be sad.

Zhuang Jinling didn't know how to comfort the child, rubbed her little head and said, "Don't cry, crying won't solve the problem."

Yaya cried and said, "I don't want my father to die."

Zhuang Jinling laughed angrily: "I'm not dead, why are you crying?"

"I'm talking about the other dad."

"..." Zhuang Jinling was speechless, thought for a while and said: "You should be very clear that the original owner of my body has a bad attitude towards the male lead. He once wanted to kill the male lead. The male lead also hated the original owner. Back then, the original owner fell down the mountain. It's the hero's masterpiece, although later I passed into the original owner's body to represent the original owner's life, but the hero didn't know about it, and he wouldn't believe that the original owner's body had changed, so the hero still hates it like before The original owner continues to hate me, if the hero knows that I am not dead, he will definitely find a way to kill me in the future, ah, you don’t want something to happen to your father, do you?”

Yaya shook her head with red eyes: "I don't want to."

"Also, the hero will like many women in the future, bring me many green hats, and find you many stepmothers who will abuse you. Are you afraid?"

Yeah, I nodded my head in fear.

The more Zhuang Jinling talked, the more he hated the hero, and he didn't want to die in the hands of the hero in the end. After half a minute of silence, he asked, "Baby, what do you think we should do?"

Yaya imitated him and remained silent for half a minute: "Do whatever father says."

Zhuang Jinling, who hated men's fickleness the most in his life, slapped his legs and said, "I want to kill this scumbag."

Yaya imitated his grandma and said fiercely, "Okay."

Zhuang Jinling asked amusedly, "Stop crying?"

Yaya couldn't hold his legs in embarrassment, and raised her head to show him a cute smile.

Zhuang Jinling squatted down with a smile and asked, "Then do you still call the male lead a father?"

Yaya blinked her big eyes: "Why do you call me a duck if you don't call me dad?"

Zhuang Jinling thought for a while, then snorted, "Call me scumbag."

"Scum dad?"

Zhuang Jinling smiled and nodded: "Yes, scumbag, scumbag father."

"Scum dad, scum dad..." Yaya thought this title was very interesting, and called out several times.

Zhuang Jinling waited until she was almost happy before asking: "Didn't you say that the system function will only be turned on when you meet the hero? How do you turn it on now? Did you see the hero?"

The hero must be in Ximen.

When I called the male protagonist just now, the male protagonist said that he was in Ximen, and that he could see people as long as he entered the west gate and turned right for 100 meters. In the end, he came to the women's toilet, which meant that the male protagonist was in Ximen, and he also watched When it comes to him and Yaya, after all, he spoke very loudly when he was on the phone before, and he must have attracted the attention of the male lead to trick him into coming to the bathroom again.

Could the hero be the young man standing at the door just now

But judging from his age and appearance, he doesn't look like the male lead.

Ya Ya shook his head: "I didn't see it."

Zhuang Jinling asked again: "Then what function do you have now? Did you issue me a task? Did you tell me what I need to do to return to my own world?"

Yaya is very happy to think of the open function: "I can store more things now."

Zhuang Jinling was speechless: "Is this your function?"

"It needs to be upgraded to have more functions."

"Is there any mission?"

"The task is for Dad to kill the scumbag and become the hero."

"The male lead is the protagonist in this world, and he has all kinds of luck. It's not so easy to kill him." Zhuang Jinling frowned: "If you don't have some special means, you can't kill him at all."

Yaya giggled happily: "Yes."

Zhuang Jinling was startled, and excitedly said: "Really? What kind of special method is that?"

"As long as dad holds hands with scum dad for five minutes, he can change a punctuation mark, hugs scum dad for ten minutes, he can change a word, kisses scum dad's face, he can change a word, kisses scum dad, can change a sentence, and makes love with scum dad You can change a paragraph, if you put the scumbag dad on the bed for seven days and seven nights, you can edit the whole text."

After hearing this, Zhuang Jinling not only got pimples all over his body, but also almost vomited: "Fuck, are you sure this is a way to kill the male lead? It's not a method I came up with just to kill the male lead? It's just me and the male lead right now. Relationship, don’t talk about holding hands, it’s possible to fight just when we meet. And what’s the matter with asking me to kiss the male lead’s face and kiss the male lead? We are all men, how could we do such a basic thing? I wear The ones that come in are men’s stories, not danmei ones, so your system is probably trying to use this method to disgust the male lead so that I can take over, right?”

The more he talked, the more angry he became. The only good thing is that this task is not mandatory.

Yaya blinked her big innocent eyes, not knowing how to answer him.

Zhuang Jinling waited for half of his anger to subside, and then asked: "Yeah, what did you mean by changing the symbols and characters?"

Yaya conjured up a pencil and a book. The title of the book was "The Legend of Martial Arts", which was written by Zhuang Jinling's friend. Then, as if the wind was blowing the pages of the book, the book flipped quickly and made a rattling sound. In the end, the book page stopped at page 150: "Now that the story has progressed to the 150th page of the first book, there are three opportunities to modify words for free as an experience."

She handed the pencil to Zhuang Jinling and said: "Father can use the rubber glue on the tip of the pencil to erase the words you want to change, and then fill in the words you want to write. You can only modify the contents of the last five pages, and then you can’t do it.”

Zhuang Jinling stared at her intently, feeling that she finally had a systematic look: "Then after I change the wording, will the plot change?"

Yay nodded.

Zhuang Jinling became interested in changing the characters, and excitedly said: "For example, if I get the permission to change the sentence, can I directly change the protagonist to death?"

To change him like this, it would be worth kissing the hero.

"no."

Zhuang Jinling rolled his eyes: "I know that the male protagonist will not die so easily, so if I change a certain sentence to hit him with lightning, it will be okay, right?"

"Can."

Zhuang Jinling said happily: "Then I'm almost like a god. In this way, there is still a great hope to kill the hero."

Yeah, seeing him happy, he also giggled happily.

Zhuang Jinling asked again: "Then how can I return to my world?"

"As long as Dad becomes the male lead, he will be able to return to your original world."

Zhuang Jinling knew the way back, so he could finally let go of the stone in his heart. He read the content of the novel carefully to see if there was anything that could be changed.

According to the book, during lunch time, when Bei Yinsen, the youngest son of the Patriarch of Hecheng Beiyin branch, was returning to the city, he intentionally provoked Beiyin Cangmo, and then the two gangs fought.

Zhuang Jinling saw the description of the battle in the book, his eyes flickered, and the corner of his mouth curled into a sneer: "Beiyin Cangmo, even if I can't kill you, I will maim you."

Yaya looked at him and blinked her beautiful and innocent big eyes.

Zhuang Jinling held Yaya's little hand: "Come on, I'll take you to see how I disabled your scumbag father."

"good."

Zhuang Jinling returned to the gate of the city and heard noises coming from outside the gate. He took the child and hid by the gate to peek. He saw the national guards fighting with a group of people. One of them was a handsome man who looked very similar to Ya Ya , if he guessed correctly, that person should be Beiyin Cangmo.

He hummed: "The male lead is the male lead. Not only is he capable, but he is also tall and handsome. No wonder he attracts so many women to like him."

Zhuang Jinling quickly opened the book and checked that there was nothing to change in the book. Then, he saw that one of the lines in the battle said that one of Bei Yinsen's subordinates did not join the battle, but secretly hid in the crowd looking for a chance to fight against him. Northern Yin Cangmo shot.

When he saw this, his eyes lit up, and he continued to look down. Some of the sentences were described as follows: Bei Yinsen's subordinates took advantage of Bei Yin Cangmo's focus on dealing with his young master, and quickly raised their pistols to point at Bei Yin Cang Mo. At the same time, Bei Yincang, who had discovered his existence early in the morning, had a serious look on his face, and quickly threw the lighter in his hand and hit him on the arm. Bei Yinsen's subordinate's arm tilted, and he pulled the trigger suddenly. With a bang, the bullet shot at Beiyin Cangmo at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

Zhuang Jinling hooked his lips, and used the rubber glue of a pencil to erase the Xiang character that shot at Beiyin Cangmo, and changed it into Chinese characters: "Hey, let's see if you die or not."

Two minutes later, this scene happened.