Yaya handed over the pen very quickly: "Father scum pinches Yaya's face and teases him."
Zhuang Jinling saw that Yaya's face was red from being pinched, and rubbed her in distress: "How can this bastard, Beiyin Cangmo, pinch the child's face so hard, does it hurt?"
Yaya smiled cutely at him: "It doesn't hurt."
Zhuang Jinling smiled and kissed her little face, took "The Legend of Martial Arts" and opened to the page where the male lead was promoted to martial arts: "I don't believe that I can't kill him this time. If it doesn't work once, I will change it twice."
He read the contents of the book carefully, and saw a sentence that described it like this: Since Cangmo of the Northern Yin Dynasty underwent marrow washing and bone cutting, it has become a breeze to open up the tendons and acupoints with exercise.
Without even thinking about it, Zhuang Jinling erased the word "easy".
Yaya saw the blank space that had been painted over, covered his mouth with his little hands and giggled.
Zhuang Jinling intends to fill in "difficult as reaching the sky", but after thinking about it, he feels that this word is not suitable. After all, the protagonist's aura is too strong. Difficult as reaching the sky does not mean that he cannot open up the tendons and acupoints. It will definitely succeed, so you can't use this word, you have to change it to a more violent word.
He asked Yaya: "How about we fill in the word obsession? Since the hero can't be killed, we can only try to keep the hero from becoming so powerful, so I have a chance to kill him, right? "
Yaya nodded his head: "Just go crazy instead."
The father and daughter smiled evilly, and wrote the words "besotted" in the blank space.
Beiyin Cangmo, who was absorbing energy in the rented house next door, did not know that there was danger approaching him, so he calmly gathered energy to attack the acupoints of the tendons. This is the case in the third and fourth stages, relaxed and simple, and I can no longer feel the feeling of being hindered.
I didn't want to encounter a big problem this time, not only it became difficult to break through the acupoints, but there were even signs of madness.
Beiyin Cangmo quickly stabilized his mind, not letting himself be too irritable.
Zhuang Jinling next door was watching TV while patiently waiting for the plot changes in the book.
At this time, the door was opened.
Zhuang's mother and Zhuang's father came in with dishes, chatting and laughing: "Xiaoling, we heard from the lady downstairs that Xiaomo is back, and we will ask him to come over to have dinner together after the lunch is cooked. By the way, the lady boss also said that Xiaomo He bought us a carload of pears from her, he was really kind."
Zhuang Jinling didn't explain why Beiyin Cangmo bought fruit for them, to make the couple happy.
Zhuang's mother and Zhuang's father sat in the hall and sorted out the dishes to be cooked at noon, and then went to work in the kitchen. When the food was about to be cooked, they asked Yaya to go to the next door and call Beiyin Cangmo to come over for dinner.
Zhuang Jinling subconsciously wanted to flip through the book to check the situation of the male protagonist, but he would see Beiyin Cangmo later. It wouldn’t be interesting to read the book and reveal the plot in advance. It’s better to see the situation of Beiyin Cangmo with his own eyes. interesting.
Yaya excitedly ran out of the balcony, calling for Daddy Scumbag as she ran, and when she reached the door, the person inside opened the door, and she called, "Papa Scumbag, Grandpa and Grandma told you to go over for dinner."
Zhuang's mother, who was cooking, saw Beiyin Cangmo leaning against the door through the window, and she greeted loudly: "Xiaomo, lunch is coming soon, come and eat with us, we cooked your meal. "
Father Zhuang also took a look out of the window, and found that Beiyin Cangmo's face was not right, and cut vegetables for a moment: "This child's face is so ugly, he must be sick, right?"
He hastily put down the kitchen knife, ran out of the house and asked concerned: "Xiaomo, are you sick?"
Zhuang Jinling, who was watching TV in the room, heard this, quickly got up and went out, and saw Zhuang's father checking Beiyin Cangmo's pulse.
Zhuang's father's expression changed: "Xiaomo, you are insane."
Zhuang Jinling was overjoyed. After revising the plot of the novel so many times, he finally succeeded once.
"Come into the house quickly, I'll help you recuperate and recover." Father Zhuang hurriedly pushed Beiyin Cangmo back into the house.
Zhuang Jinling also walked in.
Father Zhuang sat on the bed and performed the exercises for Beiyin Cangmo, Yaya stood aside and looked at them worriedly.
Zhuang Jinling hesitated whether to step forward to interrupt them or take the opportunity to kill Beiyin Cangmo, but Beiyin Cangmo was just insane, and it wasn't that his cultivation base was exhausted and he had no ability to resist. Kill him, it's better for him not to take the risk. It's better to take advantage of the male lead's eyes closed and kiss more to earn a few chances to modify the words and sentences, which is more practical.
Unknowingly, Zhuang Jinling sat in front of Beiyin Cangmo, looking at the pale Beiyin Cangmo, the thought of wanting to take advantage of the opportunity to kiss him disappeared instantly, and he couldn't take advantage of it.
This made him very depressed, because he felt a little soft-hearted towards Beiyin Cangmo.
This will be very bad, and things will get worse, he will not be able to kill the male lead, if he cannot kill the male lead, he will not be able to return to his world to see his grandfather.
At this time, a hand was placed on Zhuang Jinling's shoulder, and he pressed his shoulder to express his comfort.
Zhuang Jinling looked up and saw that it was Zhuang's mother.
Mother Zhuang comforted him in a low voice: "Don't worry, Xiaomo will be fine with your father around."
Zhuang Jinling: "..."
Isn't he worried about the hero
A few minutes later, Zhuang's father withdrew his hand and said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the insanity is not serious, otherwise I would not be able to save him."
He pushed Beiyin Cangmo into Zhuang Jinling's arms: "Take good care of him."
Before Zhuang's mother left, she whispered in Zhuang Jinling's ear: "The opportunity is in front of you, you have to perform well."
Zhuang Jinling: "..."
what chance
Is there a chance to kiss the hero
Zhuang Jinling looked down at Beiyin Cangmo who was leaning on his shoulder, and saw that the other person's face slowly returned to rosy, and he immediately forgot about the soft heart before, and quickly kissed Beiyin Cangmo's lips. When he pried his lips away, the person in his arms slowly opened his eyes.
When Beiyin Cangmo saw Zhuang Jinling kissing him, his eyes flickered in bewilderment, and he mocked, "You're doing artificial respiration...uh..."
Taking advantage of the other party's opening to speak, Zhuang Jinling quickly stuck out his tongue, sweeping the other party's mouth. I thought it would be very disgusting, but I didn't want to, but the faint smell of smoke in the other party's mouth was very attractive to him, and it also made him feel good.
Before he got into the book, he also smoked, but after he got into the book, he stayed in the wild forest for four years, not to mention smoking, he couldn't even see a cigarette. Selling, but his lungs are not good, so he can only stay away from smoking, and now he has quit smoking.
Zhuang Jinling smelled the familiar smell, and couldn't help but go deeper.
Beiyin Cangmo looked at him in disbelief, this guy was kissing him with tongue
Before he could recover, the other party let him go first, and began to pant heavily.
Beiyin Cangmo saw that he was short of breath, he didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh, he wanted to beat him up, but the other person's body looked like he was going to die, if he beat him again, he would die, he scoffed: " Didn't you say you were in good health before? What's going on now?"
Zhuang Jinling: "..."
It's over.
Showing such a weak appearance in front of the male lead, there is no hope of recovering his body in the future, and he doesn't think he needs to use the opportunity to change his words in this regard.
At this time, Zhuang's mother shouted from outside: "Xiaoling, is Xiaomo awake?"
Northern Yin Cangmo replied: "Wake up."
"Then come and eat quickly."
"good."
Zhuang Jinling quickly grabbed Beiyin Cangmo's arm, and waited for his breath to calm down before saying, "Don't tell my parents about my shortness of breath, I don't want them to worry too much."
Beiyin Cangmo raised his eyebrows: "I didn't expect you to be very filial."
Zhuang Jinling didn't talk nonsense with him, and walked out first.
Beiyin Cangmo followed to the next room and said to Father Zhuang and the others: "Uncle Zhuang, I really thank you just now. If it weren't for you, I don't know what would have happened."
After this time, he felt that Father Zhuang and the others treated him sincerely, otherwise they would not have saved him.
Zhuang's father made a serious face on purpose: "It's called Uncle again."
Northern Yin Cangmo: "..."
Zhuang's mother patted Zhuang's father's arm and said with a smile: "Forget it, let's change it later when everyone gets familiar with it."
You can't push people too hard, otherwise you will scare them away.
She believed that as long as they treated him sincerely, they could always warm his heart.
Zhuang's father said to Beiyin Cangmo: "We are all a family, so don't be polite to us, just save those words of thanks."
Beiyin Cangmo raised his eyebrows, they really treated him like their son-in-law.
"That's right." Father Zhuang said happily, "Xiaomo, hurry up and take a look at your body."
"Okay." Beiyin Cangmo sat cross-legged on a chair and exercised his kung fu, and found that several tendons and acupoints in his body had been opened up. As long as he absorbed another fifth-level full-attribute spar, he would immediately be promoted to a sixth-level warrior.
He opened his eyes, and there was a glimmer of joy in his eyes.
Father Zhuang smiled heartily: "Your boy is a blessing in disguise."
Zhuang Jinling asked curiously: "Dad, how did he get a blessing in disguise?"
"Although he was insane just now, he accidentally broke through other tendons because of my recuperation. After a few days, he only needs to absorb a fifth-level spar, and he can become a sixth-level warrior." Zhuang Fu Yue The happier he said: "I am afraid that he is the fastest person in history to be promoted to the next martial arts class."
"Ahem." Zhuang Jinling choked on the food on the spot.
No way.
Sixth stage warrior
The male protagonist can rise to the sixth rank of martial artist in a short period of time after going crazy
Fuck, as expected of someone who has the halo of the protagonist.
Zhuang's mother stroked Zhuang Jinling's back: "How do you eat, you can choke like this."
Father Zhuang said: "Xiaomo, after a few days to recuperate your body, you will find a chance to reach the sixth stage. By the way, do you have a fifth-level crystal block that belongs to your martial arts attribute? If not, you can tell us about your attribute, we will find it for you."
"Yes." Beiyin Cangmo thought for a while and said, "It's the full-attribute crystal block you gave me, but it's too expensive, so it's better to return it to you."
"You're being polite to us again, and there's no reason to take back the things we gave away. You can use them with peace of mind. When you improve your martial arts, it will be good for your work and your relatives and friends, especially yours. Work, if you have no strength, you will be easily bullied."
Northern Yin Cangmo: "..."
He really needs strength to secure the position of Lieutenant Lieutenant.
Zhuang's mother picked up the chopsticks: "Eat and eat, if you don't eat, the food will be cold."
Zhuang's father saw that Zhuang Jinling only cared about eating for himself and didn't know how to take the opportunity to behave well in front of Beiyin Cangmo, so he kindly reminded his stupid son: "Xiaoling, why don't you bring some food for Xiaomo."
Zhuang Jinling: "..."
Northern Yin Cangmo: "..."