The Return of the Wife

Chapter 57: No surprises

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Beiyin Cangmo stuffed the paternity test report back into Xie Jin's arms: "Tell me, how could two men give birth to a child?"

Xie Jin asked: "Are you sure this man named Zhuang Jinling is really a man? Is it possible that he is a transgender person?"

"I've seen his body, it's definitely a man, could it be that you made a mistake in the identification?"

"This is what you told me. I am very cautious. I have repeated the inspection three times before I show you the report. There is absolutely no mistake." Xie Jin thought for a while and said, "I think this man from Zhuang Jinling It may be a hermaphrodite, which looks like a man on the outside, but actually has the same internal structure as a woman, so it can give birth to children."

Beiyin Cangmo raised his eyebrows: "Is there such a person in the world?"

"Yes, the world is so big, there are so many wonders."

Beiyin Cangmo thought for a while and asked: "If I keep my energy still, then even if Zhuang Jinling is androgynous, he can't get pregnant, right?"

Xie Jin looked at him in surprise: "Have you kept your energy still?"

Beiyin Cangmo told him about his practice.

"No wonder you haven't been close to women these years, I thought there was something wrong with your body." Xie Jin frowned: "This thing is strange, I will go to do another test for you, and I will give you news later. "

"Well, I still have something to do, if you have the result, please send it to my mobile phone."

Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year, and Beiyin Cangmo still has to buy New Year gifts for others. He is so busy that he doesn't come home until 5:00 pm on New Year's Eve.

Zhuang Jinling and the others had already posted couplets on his door, and when Zhuang's father saw Beiyin Cangmo come back, he greeted with a smile, "Xiaomo, it's time to eat."

Beiyin Cangmo hesitated, and replied with a smile: "Okay, I'll come."

He went home and prepared a few red envelopes to put on his body before going to eat next door.

Zhuang Jinling was watching cartoons with Yaya.

When Beiyin Cangmo saw the two of them, a look of complexity flashed in his eyes.

Last night, Xie Jin sent a message saying that after repeated tests, he and Zhuang Jinling are both Ya Ya's biological fathers. This is an unbelievable thing. Xie Jin also said that if Zhuang Jinling is really a man, and he has never leaked his genitals, then the child may be a human clone, but this technology has long been banned from research and development.

"Let's serve dinner—" Father Zhuang shouted happily.

Beiyin Cangmo turned around and went to the kitchen to help serve the dishes, and then sat down with everyone.

Zhuang's mother smiled happily: "Our family finally has the atmosphere of the New Year, and there are two more members in the family, that is Yaya and Xiaomo."

She and Zhuang's father had spent all these years of Zhuang Jinling's disappearance, not to mention the desolation, but the thought of her son passing away at such a young age made her even more sad. For them, the Chinese New Year was like Ching Ming Festival.

Beiyin Cangmo couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhuang's mother's smile. He has no relatives in He Cheng, only a group of brothers, who can usually get together, but when it comes to Chinese New Year, everyone goes back to their respective homes. Although the brothers all asked him to go to their house to celebrate the New Year, he always felt that it was inappropriate, and seeing everyone reunited with their families made him feel uncomfortable, and he couldn't help thinking about his grandfather who was far away in the capital.

Zhuang Jinling was also very happy. He remembered that since he was a child, his father was rarely at home, and he rarely came back during the Chinese New Year, so the house was deserted during the Chinese New Year. After his mother died, he lived with his grandfather, and there were only two people at the New Year's table every year. He had never felt such a lively atmosphere, but he never thought that when he came to this world, he would spend a festive New Year with his family in this world. .

Father Zhuang poured a glass of drink for everyone, then raised his glass and said, "Before we eat, let's toast and wish everyone a happy new year."

Everyone picked up the cups and clinked: "Happy New Year."

After drinking the drink, we started to use our chopsticks to eat. During this period, everyone was talking and laughing.

After dinner, Father Zhuang took out three red envelopes and distributed them to Zhuang Jinling and the others: "In the new year, I hope you will be happier."

When Zhuang Jinling saw the red envelope, he missed the red envelope his grandfather gave him, and said with a smile: "We are all so old, and there are still red envelopes?"

Father Zhuang smiled and said, "No matter how old you are, you are still my children."

Beiyin Cangmo also took out red envelopes to distribute to them.

Zhuang's mother was happy but refused: "Why did you return the red envelope to us?"

Northern Yin Cangmo said: "This is to honor you."

Zhuang's mother and Zhuang's father were even happier when they heard this, and instead of refusing, happily stuffed the red envelope into his pocket.

Holding the hero's red envelope, Zhuang Jinling felt complicated again. He said to Beiyin Cangmo, "I don't have any red envelope for you."

Northern Yin Cangmo hooked the corners of his lips: "You don't need to give it."

Zhuang Jinling didn't want to unilaterally accept red envelopes from the male lead. He would think about what gifts he could give the male lead when he went to bed at night.

Yaya was thinking about setting off fireworks, and when it got dark, he dragged Beiyin Cangmo outside to set off fireworks for her.

Every time Beiyin Cangmo set off a firework, Yaya closed his eyes and clasped his fists.

Zhuang's mother smiled and asked, "Yeah, what are you doing?"

Ya Ya opened his eyes and said, "It's said on TV that making a wish on fireworks is very effective, grandma, let's make a wish together."

Father Zhuang smiled and asked, "Well, what wish do you have?"

"I hope daddy and scumbag daddy can stay together forever."

Northern Yin Cangmo: "..."

The corner of Zhuang Jinling's mouth twitched, knowing that he had to kill the male lead if he wanted to return to the original world, so how could they stay together forever.

Zhuang's mother was overjoyed, and said to Zhuang's father, "Let's make a wish together."

Zhuang's father and Zhuang's mother learned the movements of Ya Ya to make a wish together.

Beiyin Cangmo and Zhuang Jinling glanced at each other without making any moves, both of them thought that making a wish on fireworks would not come true.

After making the second wish, he opened his eyes and asked Beiyin Cangmo, "Daddy scum, did you make your wish?"

Northern Yin Cangmo nodded perfunctorily: "Yes."

"What did you wish for?"

"It won't work if you say it."

"That's not necessarily true." Zhuang Jinling thought that making a wish on fireworks would not come true, but Yaya was different. If he said his wish to Yaya, then Yaya as a system might fulfill his wish.

Beiyin Cangmo felt that he seemed to be able to make wishes come true, so he couldn't help squinting his eyes, and then said what he thought: "I have two wishes, one is that my relatives and friends are safe and sound, and the other is I hope that I can be promoted to the eighth dan as soon as possible, and I can return to the capital as soon as possible to be with my grandfather."

Father Zhuang knew what happened to him, and said distressedly, "It will happen."

Yaya nodded: "I will definitely."

Zhuang Jinling: "..."

If the hero's wishes come true at one point, what should I do

Does he also want to improve his spiritual power as soon as possible

Zhuang's mother asked Zhuang Jinling, "Xiaoling, what wish do you have?"

Zhuang Jinling said: "Of course I hope everyone is safe."

"Only one wish?"

Zhuang Jinling said in a joking way: "Oh, I also hope to kiss my partner a thousand times, oh no, ten thousand times."

He also hopes that Yaya can realize his wish, so he doesn't have to worry about not having a chance to modify it.

Zhuang's mother and Zhuang's father both laughed: "You are really not ashamed, a child. Do you want Xiaomo to fulfill your wish by publicly expressing such a wish?"

Northern Yin Cangmo: "..."

Yaya smiled and said, "Father, be ashamed."

Zhuang Jinling snorted at her, and he didn't know who asked him to kiss the male lead to have a chance to modify it.

Everyone played until twelve o'clock before returning to their rooms.

Zhuang Jinling handed the prepared red envelope to Yaya: "Honey, Happy New Year."

Yaya happily put the red envelope in her space, then hugged Zhuang Jinling's neck and smiled, "Dad, I have a gift for you too."

Zhuang Jinling looked at her with a smile: "Oh, what gift do you have for me?"

Yaya read: "Dad, you have won 70 opportunities to modify punctuation marks, and 15 opportunities to modify words, plus the two remaining opportunities you had before, a total of 17 opportunities to modify words..."

Zhuang Jinling looked at her in surprise: "You gave me these opportunities?"

Yaya shook his head: "Dad earned it himself. On the day Dad was injured, Dad scumbag gave you 15 artificial breaths, and that night you slept all night while holding Dad scumbag's hand, and got the revised punctuation mark." symbolic opportunity."

"I'll go, so many opportunities to modify, it shows that I didn't save the male lead in vain, and it also shows that it is correct for me to change the way to treat the male lead." Zhuang Jinling happily picked up the child and kissed the child's little face wildly: "Ah, I'm so happy Yes, this gift is really good, very good."

Ya Ya laughed and giggled: "These are earned by Dad himself, not from me. I haven't given the gift to Dad yet."

Zhuang Jinling put down the child: "What is your gift?"

"First of all, congratulations to Dad for being promoted to the sixth level of mental strength."

Zhuang Jinling felt like he was in a dream. After getting nearly a hundred revision opportunities, he improved his mental strength again. This year has been really wonderful: "Yeah, I love you so much."

"I love Dad too." Yaya kissed him on the face: "The gift I want to give Dad is two chances to revise sentences."

Zhuang Jinling felt that his happiness came too suddenly, picked up the child and threw it away.

Yaya laughed so happily that even Zhuang's father and Zhuang's mother in the next room could hear clearly.

Zhuang's mother laughed and said, "Why are the father and daughter so happy?"

Father Zhuang said, "Just ask tomorrow and you will find out."

After Zhuang Jinling was happy, he asked, "Yeah, you just said that Beiyin Cangmo gave me fifteen times of artificial respiration, and I got fifteen chances to modify words, right?"

Ya Ya nodded: "Yes."

"That is to say, just kissing the mouth does not give you the opportunity to modify the sentence, you have to kiss deeply." Zhuang Jinling scratched his head: "Then how do you change the punctuation marks? I'm so worried."

After he was worried for a few minutes, he became excited again, and asked Yaya to take out all the crystal blocks of the fourth, fifth and sixth grades, and purify all the crystal blocks with impurities while he was in good spirits.

Zhuang Jinling is now a level 6 spiritual power user. Purifying the crystal blocks of level 4 and 5 is simply easy to use. Level 6 is a bit more troublesome and takes a little time. After purifying these crystal blocks, it is already three in the morning. After that, he slept until noon the next day before getting up to eat.