When Qiao Feng was cooking, Lanshan took the initiative to help him wash the dishes. While washing the vegetables, she asked Qiao Feng casually, "Qiao Feng, what kind of person do you think I am?... Don't call me stupid, I know I am stupid, you can say something else."
At this moment, Qiao Feng was carrying a knife like the wind, cutting the loofah into thin slices of even thickness. Hearing this, he stopped, looked at her seriously, and slowly replied, "You are a very contradictory person. Sometimes sincere, sometimes Cunning; sometimes enthusiastic and sometimes indifferent; seemingly thick-skinned, but in fact very self-esteem; seemingly broad-minded, but in fact also care about; you are very self-motivated, but often lazy and not enterprising; you plan your career well, but live a life It's a mess; your communicative skills are very strong, but you are actually very introverted; you... ”
Lanshan took a washed cucumber, snapped a bite, and interrupted him, "Just say that I'm fine."
Qiao Feng nodded, "The score is just right."
Lanshan stopped washing vegetables, and started eating cucumbers, and asked while eating, "I understand everything else, but why do you say I am introverted? I am very introverted?"
"Introversion does not depend on your appearance, of course, it does not depend on your communicative ability. There is a psychological point of view that dividing introversion is mainly based on a person's way of regaining energy. For you, it may be easier to recover by being alone than by dealing with others. Spirit, if not necessary, you prefer a silent lifestyle that faces your heart. Your work can bring you money and a sense of accomplishment, but this is not something you like to engage in from the heart. You often get bored of it. And exhaustion, all your motivation comes from its rewards, not from the fun."
The blue shirt was in a trance, she murmured, "I seem to be brainwashed by you."
Qiao Feng lowered his head and continued cutting vegetables.
Lanshan asked again, "What about you, are you introverted or extroverted?"
"Me?" He was startled, "I used to be an introvert personality, now... I seem to be a bit extroverted now."
Otherwise, he can't explain why as long as the blue shirt is there, his energy will recover so fast, even faster than when alone
"Well, brainwashing failed." She would rather believe that he is extraterrestrial than outgoing.
Lanshan went on to wash the vegetables. The unfinished cucumber was stained with saliva, and she was afraid that Qiao Feng would dislike it when she put it elsewhere, so she held it in her mouth directly. She didn't know if she was brain-damaged or something, anyway, she just didn't think about it elsewhere.
After Qiao Feng cut the loofah, he looked up to talk to Lanshan, and he saw her with half a cucumber in her mouth. The cucumber was stuck in her mouth upright, and the exposed figure was more than ten centimeters away, and the shape looked like...
Although he is relatively pure, he has a very impure brother. He was taken by his brother and he has also watched some very impure movies.
So seeing the picture in front of him, Qiao Feng, as a man, suddenly wanted to get crooked.
His heartbeat was chaotic again, his face was flushed, his throat was dry, and his breathing was a bit rapid and disordered. He looked at her steadily, his eyes terribly black.
Lanshan finished washing the vegetables and took off the cucumbers, "Okay!" She glanced at Qiao Feng, and then she was taken aback.
He is holding a bright kitchen knife, his eyes are piercing, and he is staring at her, as if he will pounce on her next step and chop her to pieces.
"What do you mean, don't come over!" The blue shirt took a few steps back, holding the door frame and shaking his legs. At the critical moment, she was still holding the hapless cucumber. She held the cucumber to him and said, "Amitabha, the evil spirits are retreating! Anxious like a law!"
Under her spell, Qiao Feng turned around obediently. He took the beans she had just washed, drained the water, and while doing this, he whispered in a low voice, "Rogue!" The voice was a bit dry and no longer warm.
Lanshan saw his ears dripping with blood, and when she heard these two words, she instantly became enlightened.
Ah, what did she do just now!
With nothing to say and no self-confidence, Lan Shan left the kitchen silently and returned to the living room. She couldn't eat the cucumber anymore, so she threw it into the trash can.
Until dinner, the atmosphere was still a bit awkward. The two of them were very wise to each other's Oolong without mentioning a word. The blue shirt turned embarrassment into appetite, and he ate wildly. Qiao Feng looked straight and shook his head, then lowered his head and laughed. After laughing, he put him in the plate. Give her some of the dishes.
Today is Tuesday, Lanshan will go to class with Qiao Feng. Before setting off, he had to tidy up his appearance as usual. After the careful adjustment of the blue shirt, Qiao Feng's current dressing match has improved slightly, at least he will not make extremely ridiculous mistakes.
Moreover, he also likes the way of turning the trousers into cropped trousers or cropped trousers. However, he couldn't learn it himself, and he had to help with the blue shirt every time. This time is no exception.
Lanshan squatted down, and while helping him to hold his trousers, he said, "I have taught you so many times, how come you can't learn it yourself!"
Qiao Feng sat down on the chair and answered confidently, "Well, no."
Lanshan took the opportunity to taunt, "I'm so stupid!"
Qiao Feng continued to calm down, "Yes."
The blue shirt rolled his eyes and buttoned his ankle, "Don't move."
"Oh."
Lan Shan looked at the white skin under his trousers and the well-proportioned bones without losing a sense of strength, and suddenly said, "I saw Xie Fengsheng today."
Qiao Feng replied lightly, "I know."
"He promised to help me manage my finances. You helped me a lot, thank you!"
"What are you polite to me."
"Well, I'm not polite to you," Lanshan said, smiling, "I also heard him say... Every woman wants to be on you, haha."
Qiao Feng was silent.
Lanshan knew that he was shy, she teased him deliberately, "Is it right? Every woman wants you?"
"I have to ask you."
"what?"
He replied slowly, "If every woman wants to fuck me, what about you?"
"..." The army was rebelled, the blue shirt buried his head and said nothing.
Qiao Feng asked reluctantly, "Blue shirt, do you want to get on me?" The voice was deliberately lowered, with such a touch of teasing and coaxing.
"Thinking—" I blurted out almost subconsciously. Fortunately, she responded in time and changed her words quickly, "It's beautiful!"
Want to be beautiful.
She buried her head and did not see his bright expression dimmed by these three words.
***
The blue shirt is dreaming again, this time the dream is quite wonderful. She dreamed that she gave Qiao Feng to... Um, what happened to that...
Such a fragrant dream was finally cut off, because even in the dream, she was also a very moral person, and she forced a man, which made her in the dream very guilty, and then she woke up sadly.
After waking up, I found myself sweating.
The blue shirt got out of bed and drank a cup of warm water. She sat in a daze in the dimly lit living room, her mind confused and cluttered. Then she called Little Rape.
Little rape has a particularly good habit. She always forgets to turn off the phone when she sleeps.
At 2:30 in the morning, Little Rape received a greeting from a friend. She answered the phone, her voice filled with exhaustion and anxiety, "Blue shirt, you better tell me something has happened, or I will kill you."
Lanshan asked, "Little Rape, how does it feel to like someone?"
"..."
"do you know?"
Little Rape replied, "I don't know, I only know what it's like to hate someone, which is how I feel about you now."
"Then how do you like Wu Wen?"
"Lanshan, let's have dinner together tomorrow, you treat, and sister will give you class."
"good."
***
Lanshan didn't expect that when Little Rape was still in class for her, she would have a feeling of "my family's second product is just growing up".
The two met to eat barbecue. When Xiao Rape saw Lanshan, he slapped his head, "What are we going to talk about?"
At that moment Lanshan decided not to hold any hope for her, she just said, "You describe to me, how does it feel to like someone?"
Little rape is even stranger, "You haven't been in love before, and you have more experience than me, you don't know what it feels like to like?"
The blue shirt is a bit embarrassed. She really didn't know. She lived to such an age, had two love relationships, once in college, and then split up after graduation. Then I talked with Yang Xiaoxiu once, and it turned out to be the same. The two love affairs are not very easy to talk about, just like play, to be precise, it is better to play. When she is playing, she can concentrate on it, not necessarily when she falls in love.
So after breaking up twice, she seemed to be okay, not painful at all, and didn't need to deliberately cheer up. She herself often wondered, why do people die when they fall in love, and leave her here with heartlessness? Later, she saw a word called "love incompetence". She felt that it was particularly suitable for her symptoms at the time. Later, she felt that it was boring to fall in love, and she never looked for a boyfriend.
Thinking of this, Lan Shan shook his head, "I really don't know."
"Then why do you want to be with Qian Liang? Why do you want to be with Yang Xiaoxiu?" Qian Liang was Lanshan's boyfriend in college.
Lanshan replied, "They treat me well."
Little Rape nodded, she understood Lanshan quite well. This girl never lacks people to chase her, so many people chase her, naturally she favors whoever treats her well.
Little Rape touched her chin, "Blue shirt, when you were with Qian Liang and Yang Xiaoxiu, have you ever thought about this question, what is it like?"
Lanshan shook his head, no.
Little Rape patted her on the shoulder and said with earnest thought, "My child, when you think about this issue seriously, it means you are already tempted."
"what?"
Little Cole smiled, "Don't pretend to be stupid, let's talk, who do you like?"
The blue shirt turned his face to drink tea, "You want more!"
"Yo yo yo, pretend to me! If you don't tell me, I know, it's God Qiao, isn't it?"
Lan Shan turned his head to look at her, mysteriously, "I, I think I really like him a little bit. That feeling, how can I say it, right? I always have a little concern, always thinking about him... You Understand?"
Little Rapeseed chuckled unceasingly, "Of course I understand. I have more than ten years of secret love experience. Thank you. I am an authority in this respect."
Lanshan squinted his face, suddenly a little bit depressed.
Little Rape pushed her, "What's the matter? If you like him, you can fix him. Our sisters have MAX+ charm. Why can't a man take it down?"
The blue shirt murmured, "Any man can do it, but he can't."
"why?"
"He doesn't like me."
"Then find a way to make him like you."
Lanshan shook his head and sighed helplessly, "People don't fall in love with a girl with an IQ of less than 140."
Little Rape doesn't believe it, "Isn't he crazy? He is so smart himself, let's talk about a very smart girl, and the two of them will regenerate a monster."
"It's true." Lanshan said, telling Little Rape about Qiao Feng's painful test paper, and by the way his even more painful score.
Little rape tut was amazed, "Even you got zero points. If I do it, do I have to lose points? As for people, there must be a limit to perversion. It’s not cute to be perverted like this."
Lanshan found sadly that even though Qiao Feng had produced that kind of test paper, she still thought he was cute most of the time. Damn, her aesthetic needs to be rescued urgently...
Little Rape asked, "Then what are you going to do now?"
"I don't know. I think I need to calm down first."
Little Rape asked, "Would you like to pursue him? To be honest, such a superb man, let alone lighting a lantern, even if you are using a bright light, an infrared scanner, and holding another trainer in your hand The plain police dog... may not be found."
The blue shirt is a bit tangled, "I have to catch up too! You said that people choose looks and figure, I can still be competent. Choose to talk and choose temperament, we can exercise. Choose money, we can also work hard... But IQ is something It’s really too late now. And he’s so dead-headed. Besides, if you say that if he is all the way, I will chase after him. The big deal is that I can’t catch up. Everyone will go back to the back bridge and return to the bridge. But Well, Qiao Feng is a very rare person again. I don't want to end up having trouble with him even with friends, do you understand?"
Little Cole patted her shoulder, "Understood. But actually, it's not a big deal to like this kind of thing, you can ignore it most of the time."
Lanshan nodded silently.