This person Wu Wen has a lot of colorful life experiences, rich enough to write a thick autobiography. If he really wants to write an autobiography, he feels that at least one-third of the space should be used to introduce his magical parents and his magical brother; another one-third of the space is to introduce his magical wife; It is to introduce his entrepreneurial experience.
Of course, he also hopes to leave a place for deep self-reflection. Reflecting on how I fell in love with Xiao Caiwei's snake disease.
His younger brother Qiao Feng said that childhood can be found in all adult emotional worlds.
What was Wu Wen's childhood like
He has been fearless since he was a child, and he had already dominated the kindergarten when he was four years old. That year, his mother was pregnant with a baby again, and she happily told him that she would give him a younger sister.
Since then, the whole family is looking forward to the arrival of this sister.
When Wu Wen was five years old, he had an extra "sister". He guarded the crumpled kid called "Sister, Sister, Sister"... His sister ignored him.
Father Wu kindly touched Wu Wen's little head and smiled, "I will protect my sister in the future."
The little man straightened his chest and nodded solemnly.
This is his parents, just because the husband and wife want a daughter, and when they give birth to a young son, they firmly dress the baby doll as a daughter and mislead Wu Wen to call him his sister.
For a whole year, Wu Wen has always thought that girls and boys are the same, but they have little sex. The difference between men and women is mainly in the clothes they wear, and girls have to wear pigtails.
At the age of six, this huge lie was crushed by Wu Wen himself. He finally discovered that the difference between a boy and a girl was not in the pigtails on the head, but in the way of peeing.
Mom and Dad sincerely apologized to him when they faced his questioning.
Although it seemed that he had won, Wu Wen was still disappointed. He has protected Qiao Feng as a cute sister, but why isn't he a younger sister!
What's more frightening is that the longer this younger brother is, the better-looking he looks better than girls. Faced with such a beautiful and exquisite brother, Wu Wen could not help but treat him as his younger sister.
At this time, he finally understood the mood of his parents.
Before entering elementary school, Qiao Feng had been forced to play the roles of "daughter" and "sister" in the family, although he might not realize it. After attending elementary school, Qiao Feng's gender characteristics gradually became apparent, and Wu Wen could no longer happily treat him as a younger sister.
However, how much he wished he really had a lovely sister! Such resentment was especially obvious when Qiao Feng challenged his authority as his elder brother from time to time.
In his youth, Wu Wen's desire for protection was excessive, and his magical brother could not digest so much protection, and the remaining part was naturally transformed into a vague obsession and buried in his heart, only to be aroused in adulthood.
According to Qiao Feng's theory, this can explain why Wu Wen has only one preference for the opposite sex when he is an adult: cute, pretty, coquettish, and in need of protection, sister type girls.
Well, at least from the outside, Xiao Caiwei meets these characteristics.
Of course, Wu Wen has style and taste, and it is impossible to think of her just because of her appearance. In fact, since Xiao Caiwei almost pushed him to the ground in the hot spring resort, Wu Wen gradually looked at this woman not pleasing to his eyes, and then he discovered the nature of her snake disease, which naturally despised her in various ways.
At around 7pm on June 28 in the suburban farmyard, Wu Wen's aversion to rape reached its peak.
He found that Lanshan and Little Rape had seriously misunderstood the relationship between the two brothers, and Wu Wen, who had read countless people, intuitively felt that Little Rape had a great relationship with this kind of misunderstanding, so he pulled the little Rape out of the small forest outside. All cross-examination plus intimidation.
Little rape has all the tricks. She had a guilty conscience, lowered her head and shrunken shoulders, wishing to shrink herself into a small ball, and then rolled away roundly.
Wu Wen looked at her like a locust tree with her neck crooked, thinking that this was a direct manifestation of her attitude, and then angrily said, "You stand up for me!"
Little Cole shook with fright and hurriedly stood upright.
"Raise your head and look at me."
She raised her head, her eyes were level, because of the height difference, she could only see his chest. In order to look at him, she had to raise her head. The sky was too dark and the two were close, which directly caused her to raise her head so much that she was able to see his face.
Looking up from the chin, the elevation angle is too large, and he is full of meaning.
Little Cole's neck was a bit sore, she couldn't help complaining, "Mr. Wu, can you stand a little farther..."
Wu Wen was amused, this bastard, dare to dislike him! He deliberately took a step forward, and the two were closer together, almost sticking to each other. Wu Wen felt that as long as he poked his head a little bit, his chin could touch her soft bangs.
Little rape has a stiff body. It's so polished, the black light is blind, and the grandfather is suddenly so close. Is it because he wants to assault her? Ah, come on!
Wu Wen said suddenly, "You have corrupted the reputation of the boss, and you can't keep it."
Uncle's, this is to stop talking! Little rape reacted quickly to the thief, turned around and ran, "Help! Killing!!!"
Wu Wen's arms were very long, and he pulled her back. He grabbed her waist with one hand, and covered her mouth with the other, and said angrily, "What are you doing?!"
"Uhhhhh..." As she struggled, she went to break the hand covering her mouth.
She put that strength in Wu Wen's eyes as if it were tickling, and he said in her ear, "Let go of you, stop talking nonsense!"
She nodded sharply.
Wu Wen let go of her, and Little Rape coughed over her chest for a while, and then got out of breath, so he asked courageously, "Mr. Wu, you just said you can't keep me, what do you mean?"
"I will submit my resignation tomorrow."
These words were like a shocking thunderbolt, Xiao Rape cried and sighed for mercy, "Woo Wu, President Wu, you don’t want to quit me. I'll fart it..."
Wu Wen looked at her suspiciously, "there is the old...there is the younger?"
"Huh?... Ah."
Now it was Wu Wen's turn to be struck by lightning. He asked, "Do you have a baby?"
"No."
"Then what's your child?"
"Little... little tortoise, I raised a little tortoise. It's called Wenwen. It's very cute. Mr. Wu, my tortoise only eats shrimps. If I lose my job, it will run out of food. You should have pity for it..."
Wu Wen's voice suddenly cooled down, "What's your turtle's name?"
Little rape can't wait to slap herself, why is she still holding hatred at this time, she hurriedly changed her words, "Called "Ask", "Ask what love in the world is?" That question, I adopted when I was broken in love, ha ha ha... "
Wu Wen squeezed his forehead, he was a bit speechless. He pulled her out to teach others, how did the two now discuss her pet's name together? This is his shit!
So he waved his hand, "Stop, resign tomorrow. Let's go."
Little Cole plunged into his arms and hugged him tightly, "No! Mr. Wu, please let me go this time! From now on I promise to be a cow and a horse to work hard!" She hugged him and moved towards him. Rubbing in her arms, she thought to herself, even if my old lady loses her job this time, she still has to eat enough tofu to get her back.
Wu Wen tweeted her several times, but she seemed to stick to him. He had no choice but to say, "Well, I'll give you a chance to argue. You can explain a reason so that I can not fire you."
Little rape loosened him, wiped the corners of his mouth, brewed for more than a minute, and finally said, "Mr. Wu, I know it’s wrong for me to speculate like this. In fact, the main reason is that I have a shadow. I, that, my ex-boyfriend, It was snatched by a man..."
Her IQ throughout her life has been used to make up stories. Wu Wen heard this, inexplicably gloating, "You are too short-sighted, right?"
"Yeah," she nodded with a pained expression on her face, "That's why I'm full of rumors, and I am full of maliciousness to men. When I see handsome guys, I can't help guessing about their relationship. I'm wrong, I'm guilty, I'm sorry!"
"Do you love him?"
"Huh?" Little Rape was taken aback, but quickly reacted, "I...like him a lot."
"College classmates?"
"Yes."
"Like you, studying administration? You don't see many boys in this major. There are so many girls in your class. If you don't talk about others, the light blue shirt is more prettier than you. Why would he like you?"
"He..." How do I know!
"Oh, that's right, he doesn't like girls, he is attracted to you because you have a low IQ, so you are cheating." Wu Wen himself straightened out the lie and helped the fictional character plump up the image.
Little rape nodded hurriedly.
Wu Wen asked again, "What's his name?"
Little rape: "Wang Sledgehammer."
Wu Wen: "Ciao, there is really this name. Where is it from?"
Little rape: "A native."
Wu Wen: "Local? Which middle school graduated?"
Little rape said smoothly: "AA Middle School."
Wu Wen: "I am also from AA middle school. I will look up this person when I look back."
Little Rape shook his head quickly: "No, no, he is from DD Middle School next door to AA Middle School, my high school alumnus."
Wu Wen nodded, "Come on, tell me about you."
"The past is unbearable to look back, so it doesn't matter if you don't mention it."
"I want to listen because I can't bear to look back. Come, tell me how he lied to you, and make me happy."
Little Rape had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to make up. She made up a lingering and heart-warming love story. Unfortunately, Wu Wen kept asking questions, which led to her constantly patching her own story. Later, her thoughts were confused.
At this time the two were already sitting beside the forest path. The trees are sparse, a little bit of starlight leaks out, and the night is a bit dark. Wu Wen's deep facial features look a little fuzzy, but Little Rape can feel his displeasure.
He said suddenly, "Get down."
"what?"
He ordered again, "Get down."
The small rape lay on the ground cautiously.
Wu Wen pressed her leg and slapped her ass with a slap. Little rape screamed in pain.
"Arrange me secretly, and lie to me, do you think I'm stupid?!" Wu Wen said, while hitting again.
Little Cole screamed in pain, "Mr. Wu, I was wrong, didn't I want to make you happy?"
No matter what, Wu Wen beat her several times.
Little rape cried out of pain, screaming while begging for mercy.
After beating for a while, Wu Wen stopped, Little Rape cried so hard that she was lying on the ground and sobbing quietly. Wu Wen asked, "Think about it, did I call you wrong?"
"Bad!"
Wu Wen smiled, "I'm a badass, what can you do to me?"
At this time, rustling movements and conversations between men and women were heard not far away.
Female: "Don't!"
Male: "What are you afraid of, honey, come on!"
Female: "Um... there is someone nearby!"
Man: "They are more ruthless than us. How about people playing S~M, didn't you hear that woman scream so loudly?"
Female: "No, you... um... um... ah..."
S your uncle M your uncle! Little Cole's face flushed red, she was angry and annoyed, ashamed and angry, courageously shouted, "Shut up!"
The woman seemed to understand this as a provocation, so she screamed louder.
Little rape is really embarrassing.
Wu Wen was also embarrassed. The gasp nearby is obvious, and the woman is very good at screaming, and she screams so desperately... In the dark night, in the small woods, he just hit a girl on the ass, and now he hears a woman’s scream... Nima is too exciting. He accidentally recalled the touch on his hand when he hit Little Cole's butt just now. He didn't have any evil thoughts when he hit people, but now he felt that the ambiguity on his hands could not be shaken off. His body gradually became hot as he wanted to, and he naturally reacted.
Damn it! What is this called! ! !
It’s not good to be a man. Whether you like it or not, it’s always easy to be tempted, confused and teased.
Wu Wen couldn't help pressing the beating hand on his thigh and rubbing it violently, hoping to calm down. It's a pity that the two wild mandarin ducks are really hilarious now, no matter what they are tossing about, his ears can't be cleaned, and his mood is naturally not calm.
Little Rape said in a crying voice, "Shall we go?" He wanted to get up.
Wu Wen quickly turned around, "You go first and wait for me at the intersection ahead."
"why?"
"Don't ask why, do you still want to be beaten?"
Little rape had no choice but to complain, got up, clutched her butt and left.
Wu Wen never cared how much his temperament was. Now the little rapeseed is gone, he feels that instead of looking for a place to calm down-he doesn't know when he can calm down, it is better to solve it on the spot, and then go back quickly.
So he sat on the ground, leaning against a tree, and began to stroke his little brother.
When he did this, he liked to close his eyes when he was a child, and then he would have some illusions. As a result of being hit by Little Rape one after another, Xiao Caiwei's snake disease appeared in his fantastic picture this time. She was wearing a swimsuit, rubbing her hands, leaning over with a kinky smile.
Wu Wen opened his eyes wide in fright, and happened to see the little rapeseed standing not far away. He was so shocked that he almost fell out, "Ah!!!"
The night was too dark, Little Rape didn't see what Wu Wen was doing. She asked, "What's wrong with you, Mr. Wu?" She said, she was about to approach.
"Don't come here!" Wu Wen hurriedly withdrew his hand from his pants. Pretend to be very calm.
Little Rape stopped moving, she covered her ass with one hand, and asked suspiciously, "Mr. Wu, what's the matter with you, is it something uncomfortable?"
At this moment, the woman next door was babbling, "So comfortable..."
Wu Wen asked weakly, "Why are you back?"
"I...I'm afraid..." Little Rape choked up again as she said. She didn't pretend, she was really scared. The moon was not bright at all today, there were no street lights nearby, and the small woods were dark. She didn't dare to go out, so she turned back.
Wu Wen said angrily, "Who is it? You are not even afraid of snakes to be afraid of the dark?"
"What's so scary about snakes... I'm just afraid of the dark. I'm afraid that when I meet bad people, my butt will still hurt!"
"Don't talk to me!"
As if deliberately cooperating with their conversation, there was a crisp sound of spanking from next door.
Wu Wen can no longer describe his feelings now. He exhaled helplessly, "You stand there, don't move."
Little Rape stood obediently, and asked, "When will we go back, Mr. Wu?"
"To shut up!"
Little Rape closed her mouth obediently and stood looking at Wu Wen.
Wu Wen seemed to be seen through by her. He was a little bit frustrated, but also a little excited. This feeling was a bit complicated, coupled with the excitement of the wild mandarin ducks next door, so his little brother was still excited.
"You turn around," he said suddenly.
Little Rape turned around hesitantly, and said warily, "Mr. Wu, don't sneak away and leave me behind."
"... Don't worry!" What the fuck is this!
After Little Rape turned around, Wu Wen put his hand in his pants again. He didn't dare to make too much noise, for fear of disturbing her, but fortunately, someone else's voice would act as a cover. He didn't dare to close his eyes anymore, so he opened his eyes wide.
There was such a living person in his sight.
She is not tall, slender, and looks a bit shriveled on the surface. She actually needs what she wants without clothes, and her body is very soft-he personally identified it.
Wu Wen stared at her back, moved carefully, and finally passed the torment.
I don’t want to do this again in my life...