Originally, the blue shirt's figure is very enviable, tall, bumpy, natural clothes rack.
Then, under Qiao Feng's careful feeding, her weight increased slowly and evenly, until one day, she herself visually felt the changes in her figure.
The blue shirt touched the fat on his waist and sighed, "What kind of fat I have become!"
Qiao Feng comforted her, "You are not fat."
"Liar, look at this face, it's fatter than Schrodinger!"
Schrodinger on the sofa looked up at them, bowed his head boredly and continued to sleep.
Qiao Feng lowered his head and pursed his lips, and the smile was particularly rippling, "It's pretty good now." She has become more rounded, looks more watery and white and tender, and the meat grows where it should be. It doesn't feel too much. Okay.
Lanshan feels that this is very bad now. Obesity is the killer of beauty, she must lose weight.
What, diet? Ha ha…
Dieting is not something you can do with determination. Some people can't help not eating enough even if the knife is on the neck. What's more, Qiao Feng changed his tricks every day to give Blue Shirt a good meal. Blue Shirt was unable to resist this trick, and he surrendered after only persisting for three days.
Lanshan complained, "You have to cooperate with me, don't make me good food!"
"OK."
Qiao Feng agreed. The next day, he cooked something delicious for himself, and then made a bowl of boiled cabbage tofu for Lanshan, without even adding any oil stars.
Two people ate at one table. There were three plates and a rice bowl in front of Qiao Feng, and the aroma of the food rushed straight into Lanshan's nose.
This trick is too cheap. Lanshan barely forbeared, so he robbed his food directly.
Dieting failed.
Then Lanshan set his sights on the diet pills. Qiao Feng strongly opposed this choice. Slimming pills are medicines. They are three-point poisonous. If you eat too much, they will have side effects. I bought the blue shirt several times, and each time it was different. Qiao Feng would confiscated it after analyzing the ingredients of the medicine. Later, she chose a milder one, which does not accelerate the burning of fat, but can prevent carbohydrates from turning into fat to a certain extent. She held the medicine and begged for a long time before Qiao Feng allowed her to try it.
On that day, while Lanshan was away, Qiao Feng secretly replaced all her diet pills with similar-looking vitamin tablets. He was nervous when he did this, but he was comforting himself all the time, he was just using proper means to defend his wife's figure and at the same time defending his sexual happiness.
Lanshan took the medicine once a day, and after taking it, he went to stand on the weight meter. Qiao Feng secretly dismantles the weight meter every three days. After a month in this way, Lanshan found that she had lost more than a pound of weight.
This weight loss pill really works!
Then Lanshan bought a lot of diet pills, and at the same time, Qiao Feng bought a lot of vitamin tablets.
On this day, Lanshan nestled on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, holding Schrodinger in his arms. She looked at the phone for a while, reached out and took a sip of the water on the coffee table, and said to Qiao Feng, "Qiao Feng, pass me my medicine."
Qiao Feng was sitting on the other end of the sofa, watching TV. He didn't hear what Lanshan said, so he turned to look at her, "What did you say?"
"medicine."
Qiao Feng was visibly stunned, "... here? Are you sure?"
"Yes." The blue shirt was a little inexplicable, and it was placed under the coffee table. It was impossible for him to not see it.
Qiao Feng put down the remote control and began to unbutton his shirt. As he unbuttoned his buttons, he squinted at her, his face was full of spring-heart.
Blue shirt: "..."
She was unable to complain, embarrassed, "Hey, hey, where did you think about it, I mean medicine!"
His wife is so anxious that Qiao Feng couldn't even take off her clothes, so he rushed over and kissed her with his head down, "Okay, I see, I'll give it to you right away."
"Hmm!"
Since my wife took vitamin tablets, her desire-hope has become stronger and stronger. Qiao Feng was so bubbling that he kissed and touched her while freeing up a hand, grabbing Schrödinger's back neck, and threw it away with a "swoosh".
A yellow and white parabola appeared in the room, accompanied by a cat's exclamation. Thanks to Schrödinger's light work, he finally landed steadily.
The two people on the sofa had become entangled together, and the room gradually heard heavy breathing and fine low groans.