The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God
向河神献祭的正确方式

Author: 吕天逸

Latest: Chapter 5

Status: Completed

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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural, Comedy

Tags: adapted to drama cd  cohabitation  cooking  cute protagonist  cute story 

The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River God.

In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River God’s Temple, and beat up the River God as soon as he appeared.

The River God cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!”

The River God cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!”

Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.”

The River God suddenly cries even more…

村里选出一个少女去当河神的新娘。
柳七为了救人替少女去了河神庙，河神一出现就被他暴揍了一顿。
河神哭唧唧地念咒发大水，柳七抄起鱼叉：你再念我叉死你！
河神大哭：我就是想娶个媳妇啊！
柳七拳头捏得咔吧响：老子就是你媳妇，有种你就上。
河神顿时哭得更厉害了……【手动再见

卖萌小短篇，河神是攻！菜比小弱攻！
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