01
The elders in the village have been having nightmares recently.
I dreamed that the river god of the big river beside the village wanted to marry a bride.
The villagers chose a girl by drawing lots, picked a good day and auspicious day, dressed the crying girl as a bride, beat gongs and drums, and sent it to the River Temple.
02
The bride waited in fear at the River Temple, but what she was waiting for was a young man from the same village.
This person's name is Liu Qi, and he has been determined to be a hero who punishes evil and promotes good since childhood. He once learned a few tricks from an expert who lived in the village, and no one in the village could beat him.
Liu Qi brought dry food and clothes to the bride, and asked her to go behind the stone to change into clothes and run for her life.
The bride didn't dare to leave, she couldn't cry too much: if she couldn't marry the bride, the river god would flood the village.
Liu Qi clenched his fists until it crackled: What a bastard river god, I dare to come out and I'll beat him to death.
03
The bride ran away, and Liu Qi draped her wedding dress over herself, holding a harpoon in her hand and waiting for the river god.
After a while, the river water began to churn as if it were boiling, and the water flowed to both sides, creating a water-proof road in the river diapir. A man dressed in happy clothes came up from the bottom of the water, his face was very handsome and beaming.
Liu Qi: Are you the river god
The river god bowed his hands: in Shirakawa.
Liu Qi weighed the harpoon: My name is Liu Qi.
With a look of longing, Bai Chuan stood on tiptoe and looked carefully behind Liu Qi: Cough... Where's the bride
Liu Qi pointed to himself: It's Lao Tzu.
Bai Chuan rubbed his eyes: ... Are you going blind? You seem to be a man.
Liu Qi: Who stipulated that men cannot be brides
Bai Chuan was eloquent: the bride and groom are of course a woman, if it is a man, it is the new father.
Liu Qi: I am your new father.
Shirakawa:…
04
Bai Chuan looked Liu Qi up and down, and looked unhappy: I don't want to do it, I want a bride.
Liu Qi was impatient: I said it was me.
Bai Chuan chanted the mantra angrily: I'm going to flood your village, hum.
So Liu Qi picked up the harpoon and beat Bai Chuan.
05
Bai Chuan, who was wearing a wedding dress, burst into tears and lay on the ground in a state of embarrassment.
There is a big bag on the head, it hurts very much, the knee is also broken, and the heart is ashes.
Liu Qi sat on top of him like a bully, pressing the tip of the harpoon against Bai Chuan's neck, threatening: If you dare to flood our village, I will kill you.
Bai Chuan blinked his eyes, flattened his mouth, and cried, "I've been alone for so many years, and I finally cultivated to become a river god, so I just want to marry a daughter-in-law... woo... I don't eat people...
Liu Qi tutted: How many times do I have to say, I am your daughter-in-law.
Bai Chuan cried even more: You bullied me! I'm going to transform!
Liu Qi: It's still out of shape. I can give it to you. Why don't you go to heaven
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Chuan's body shook violently and disappeared into the air as a flash of light.
In an instant, the wind and clouds changed color, the torrential rain poured, and a silver-white flood dragon roamed between heaven and earth.
Liu Qi was stunned: It's really heaven.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Bai Chuan once again turned into a human figure and slumped on the ground panting: So tired, so tired.
Liu Qi: …
Bai Chuan wiped off his sweat and smiled kindly: He has just cultivated into a dragon body, his mana is not good enough, and he can only maintain it for a while.
So Liu Qi picked up the harpoon again and pushed the river god to the ground.
06
Bai Chuan can't do anything, he can't fight, he can't run, and according to the simple thinking of the monster, one is better than none.
So Bai Chuan took Liu Qi back to the bottom of the river.
After entering the barrier created by Baichuan's magic, Liu Qi can move freely at the bottom of the river, he can breathe and walk, just like he is on the ground.
Bai Chuan adjusted his clothes and sat upright, trying to revive his husband: Although you are a man, since you are my bride in name, you have to listen to your husband.
Liu Qi snorted indifferently, and looked around curiously. The scenery at the bottom of the river was magnificent. The thick, silk-like river water gently hit the transparent barrier. Coming and going, spit out fine and flickering bubbles, shining brightly, floating to the surface of the water in strings, the old mussels at the bottom of the river open their thick shells, and the round pearls emit a warm light.
Bai Chuan stomped: Did you hear that
Liu Qi regained his senses and rubbed his stomach: I'm hungry.
Bai Chuan gritted his teeth in anger, and recruited a few Pipi shrimp and river crabs to feed Liu Qi.
Liu Qi looked at the raw fish on the plate with a bitter face: Is this thing edible
Bai Chuan rolled his eyes: I've been eating it for hundreds of years.
Liu Qi's face was full of pity: Can there be a fire here? I bake it.
Shirakawa: Of course not.
Liu Qi's stomach growled: I can't stay in this place, I have to go back.
Bai Chuan: Alright, go away, I'll ask them to dream of a bride.
Liu Qi grabbed the collar of the river god: beautiful you, come with me.
07
Bai Chuan shouted anxiously: You let go! You are so rude! I'm not going with you!
Liu Qi dragged him upstream: as the saying goes, marry a chicken with a chicken, and marry a dog with a dog.
Bai Chuan seriously: No, no, this sentence doesn't seem to say that.
Liu Qi Domineering: That's what I said, be careful I beat you.
Bai Chuan was so angry that he kicked his legs in the water.
08
With the good wish of eliminating harm for the people, Liu Qi forcibly carried the river god home and threw it on the kang.
Bai Chuan cried like a little girl who was robbed.
Liu Qi clapped his hands: Stay well, I'm going to stutter.
Bai Chuan contempt: What delicious food can you have.
After a while, Liu Qi made two home-cooked dishes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried bacon with vegetables, and a large bowl of fish soup.
Bai Chuan sniffed, and without waiting for Liu Qi to call, he stumbled over to the table and sat down. He drank fish soup with a big bowl, ate two bowls of rice with tomatoes and scrambled eggs, and swept away the vegetables and bacon. Empty, eating with a greasy mouth. Holding an empty bowl, Liu Qi stared in a stunned manner as the gentle and handsome River God devoured it like a starving ghost reincarnated.
A table of food all entered Bai Chuan's stomach, Liu Qi asked amusingly: Is it delicious
Bai Chuan wiped his mouth and sat upright: Normal.
Liu Qi: Oh.
Bai Chuan licked his lips regularly, and asked in a low voice: Are there any more
Liu Qi lazily: Are you not full? I'll get you a raw fish and eat it yourself.
Bai Chuan touched Liu Qi carefully: ... You can do more.
Liu Qi gave him a white look: Promise.
09
So Liu Qi went to the kitchen to order two more bowls of noodles, beat two eggs, and cut a few slices of cooked beef on it.
Bai Chuan ate it fragrantly and drank all the soup, his eyes kept glancing at Liu Qi's bowl.
Liu Qi is helpless: You can eat too much.
Bai Chuan blushed: I've eaten raw fish for hundreds of years, and it's hard to get a fresh taste. Besides, I'm a dragon, so I must eat more...
Liu Qi held his forehead: It's over, I can't support you.
Bai Chuan took out his clothes and gave Liu Qi a night pearl: This is quite valuable.
Liu Qi: …
Bai Chuan: I've saved a lot. If you want, I'll go back to the bottom of the river to get some, enough.
Liu Qi wiped his mouth and patted Bai Chuan's shoulder: "Wait, I'll kill a chicken for you and eat it in red.
Bai Chuan was lying on the table happily waiting, his eyes full of desire for food.