10
When sleeping that night, Bai Chuan was beaten by Liu Qi again.
Because he secretly touched Liu Qi's butt, and after touching it, he pinched it to death.
Liu Qi put Bai Chuan face down on his lap, spanked his ass, and asked viciously, "Will you still touch it in the future?"
Bai Chuan cried heart-to-heart: Aren't you married, why didn't you let the bridal chamber
Liu Qi blushed a little: I don't like men.
Bai Chuan grimaced: I don't like it either.
Liu Qi: Then you still touch your fart!
Bai Chuan is so wronged: I always want a bridal chamber, even if I don't like it, I can make do with it, can I still fuck for the rest of my life
Liu Qi: Yes, let's do it.
Bai Chuan collapsed on the bed with a lifeless expression on his face: I don't want to live anymore.
Liu Qi is indifferent: Oh.
Bai Chuan swallowed: But if you bake me two meat patties now, I can live for a few more days.
Liu Qigai was prepared to go to sleep: no ironing.
Bai Chuan didn't give up, he pressed on Liu Qi to please him and said, "It's okay to fry a few poached eggs, I can live to eat breakfast tomorrow.
Liu Qi's face was sincere: You should die.
Hungry and greedy, He Shen angrily walked to the kitchen. His eyes were staring with hunger. He rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and finally found a few cold steamed buns. .
The chili sauce made by Liu Qi is really delicious, once you eat it, you can't stop.
It would be even better if there were steaming meat patties that were baked now, Lord River God thought bitterly while pouring cool water to dissolve the spicy food, the newly introduced daughter-in-law doesn't love her at all.
11
In the morning, Liu Qi was horrified to find that the whole jar of chili sauce kept in the kitchen for cooking was gone.
Bai Chuan came back from the latrine clutching his stomach and muttered to himself with an expression of pain: Uh... it hurts so much, it's spicy when you eat it, and it's even more spicy when it comes out.
Liu Qi pointed to the empty jar: Did you steal it
Bai Chuan righteously condemned Liu Qi: I am a dignified river god, how could I steal mortal people's chili sauce to eat? Don't spit.
Liu Qi said quietly: Did I tell you that there was chili sauce here
Bai Chuan rubbed the door guiltily.
Liu Qi picked him up: Want to run
Bai Chuan twisted his feet in the air: You are not allowed to hit me again. You are disrespectful.
Liu Qi is funny: You still complain, don't you feel ashamed
Bai Chuan's eyes filled with tears: I don't think so.
Liu Qi carried the person into the room and threw it on the bed and pressed him down: Lie down.
Bai Chuan's face showed a happy expression: You said you in broad daylight, hee hee hee... By the way, I want to be on top, otherwise it will easily irritate you.
Liu Qi's expression was complicated, and he raised his hand and flicked his head: "Fuck, I'll rub your stomach for you.
Bai Chuan was a little disappointed: Oh.
Liu Qi's hand gently put his hand on Bai Chuan's stomach and rubbed it. After rubbing it for a few times, it began to rumble. Bai Chuan pushed him away with a red face and went to the ground: I have to go to the latrine.
Liu Qi calmly said: It's good to have it all out.
Bai Chuan's face turned even redder: It's vulgar to rank anything.
Liu Qi: ... hurry up.
12
Because of his bad stomach, Bai Chuan can only eat some white porridge and vegetables these days.
Bai Chuan bit the head of his chopsticks and looked jealously at Liu Qi nibbling on the chicken legs, saliva dripping on his clothes without realizing it.
Liu Qi hates iron and looks at him: You look at your potential.
Bai Chuan wept loudly: I have eaten green vegetables for three days.
Liu Qi snapped off a chicken wing: Who made your stomach feel bad.
Bai Chuan was distraught, and trotted out of the house all the way to heaven.
Liu Qi stared at the little white dragon roaming in the sky, chasing him in his direction.
13
Bai Chuan maintained the dragon's body for a while, and his mana was almost running out. Seeing that there was no one in the four fields, he fell to the ground.
Liu Qi didn't catch up, Bai Chuan carefully took out a small pearl from the small package, and then went to buy roast chicken with the happy footwork of the elementary school children returning home from school.
The proprietress who sold the roast chicken happily looked at Bai Chuan: What does this little brother want
Bai Chuan is salivating: come with a roast chicken, and then wrap two chicken legs separately, it needs to be fat.
While wrapping things in oil paper, the proprietress asked, "My little brother looks at Miansheng, isn't he from our village?"
Bai Chuan was immersed in the aroma of chicken legs and couldn't extricate himself: I am the river god.
Boss lady:…
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After buying the roast chicken, Bai Chuan opened the oiled paper with great interest, and as soon as his lips touched the oily skin of the chicken thigh, he was snatched away.
Liu Qi appeared in front of him out of breath: I chased after you... I'm about to die... You take one less bite... You will die!
Bai Chuan licked the oil on his lips with red circles under his eyes: It's so fragrant.
Liu Qi: …
Bai Chuan walked home dejectedly, the whole person was the word sadness in capital letters.
Liu Qi gasped, unable to bear it any longer, and handed over a chicken leg: Eat it.
Bai Chuan pouted: I don't want to eat, I'm a dignified river god, and I must have a backbone.
Liu Qi was silent, and stuck the chicken leg to Bai Chuan's mouth.
Bai Chuan bowed his head with lightning speed and just snorted, even biting off the chicken bones.
Liu Qi: What about the backbone
Bai Chuan chewed and did not speak.
Liu Qi patted his head: If the stomach pain is completely relieved tomorrow, I will make you a big table of delicious food.
Bai Chuan rubbed his hand with his head: Hmm!
15
The next night, Bai Chuan had a satisfying meal.
He hadn't eaten seriously for several days, Bai Chuan was in a good mood, his two peach eyes were happily bent, his cheeks were bulging, and his mouth was full of oil.
Liu Qi had already finished eating, and sat at the table watching Bai Chuan eat.
Bai Chuan looked at him gratefully: so delicious, so delicious.
Liu Qi gave him a piece of spareribs: eat this piece, there is a lot of meat.
Bai Chuan praised from the bottom of his heart: Your daughter-in-law is so nice.
Liu Qi stared at him for a while, then burst out with joy, stretched out his hand and pinched Bai Chuan's bulging face: Just know that I'm good.
Bai Chuan nodded wildly: Hmm.
Liu Qi was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: Do you still want another bride
Bai Chuan shook his head vigorously: No, no, I can't eat my two daughters-in-law cooking for me.
Liu Qi was stunned for a moment, then laughed: You know how to eat!
Bai Chuan: Hehe.
16
When Bai Chuan finished eating, Liu Qi packed up a large bowl of greasy bowls and dishes, placed them by the well and greeted Bai Chuan: Come and wash.
With a wave of Bai Chuan's hand, the water in the well rose into the sky, poured into the large basin like a water dragon, and then rolled automatically as if alive, washing the dirty things off the bowls and plates. Bai Chuan watched from the side, moving his fingers from time to time to direct the flow of water.
Liu Qi was surprised, and brought out a basin of dirty clothes and put them aside: these were also washed.
Bai Chuan let out a virtuous sigh, and sent another stream of water to wash his clothes.
Liu Qi: Clean the ground too.
Bai Chuan: Good.
Liu Qi yawned and went back to bed to rest.