"... tsk."
Longjing tea smacked its lips.
Although from the conversation between Annan and the child, he can roughly guess what the child did in the nightmare...
But I still feel a little guilty for not being able to see it with my own eyes—or, in other words, not being able to record it as a handle and rush to laugh at it in the first place.
After all, Longjing tea has seen the children's shocking ability to weep ghosts and gods.
Cade was not originally ugly, he could even be called handsome.
He just simply lacks hair volume.
And before the child retired, he was sent on a blind date by his family. At that time, Longjing Tea went to assist as a wingman.
The first time I saw what Kaide looked like in front of a strange beautiful girl, even the well-informed Longjing Cha was shocked.
When we first met, the process was roughly "Hey, what zodiac sign are you? I'm a Gemini, we're a good match", "What's your job? Ah, you're amazing", "Do you have any favorite games? Ah , not playing games..."
Then he ran out of bullets.
If there is still no topic to be found, after a short silence, the child will suddenly go up and ask some air conditioners such as "The weather is good today", "Where are you from", "How do you think the temperature here is?"
He is especially good at using his face to forcibly start a group.
—Shocking Longjing tea.
Of course, Longjing Tea also learned the truth later.
This is actually a relatively tactful method commonly used by Cade to persuade him to quit.
In Kade's own words... If he tries to escape when the situation is not good during the blind date, he will use this method that makes people do not know how to answer the conversation, so that the atmosphere between the two parties will become cold.
But Longjing tea finally got a definite answer after careful close-up (referring to the table next door) several times - this is a lie.
The real reason is that this idiot always feels a little inferior for some reason... or a little timid.
Every time he is really tempted, but feels that the chances of winning are not high, he will use this method to alienate the other party. Then he can get a reason "It's not that I don't go after her, it's that people look down on me."
That way, Cade doesn't feel guilty about his inactivity and doesn't regret the outcome.
And I don't know who is Cade's parents...
Generally speaking, no matter men or women, they can know what position they are in the introducer's heart the moment they meet the blind date.
Generally speaking, the result is lower than expected... And the child is such a comedian-like evasion method, logically speaking, his points should have been deducted long ago.
But the mysterious thing is that every time Cade goes on a blind date, the quality of the woman is almost abnormally high... several times it is even so high that the Longjing tea at the next table keeps turning back.
You know, Longjing tea is the second generation of the rich.
He thought about it, and felt that Cade couldn't delay his youth like this—what if he couldn't find such a good one in the future
So Longjing Cha is like Cade's father, cheering him up, talking to him, and giving him psychological counseling.
But he never expected that after Cade recited to himself "can't escape, can't escape, can't escape" to himself for a long time, when he arrived at the scene, he would instantly give...
So Longjing tea finally gave up completely.
From then on, he decided to use shock therapy—every time the child was pulled out by his parents for a blind date, he would definitely rush to the scene as soon as possible and laugh at the other party after they left.
Until Longjing Tea went to inherit the family business.
But fortunately, this situation will soon no longer happen to the child.
The reason is also quite simple.
Because he's bald...
As a result, the woman's quality has also dropped a bit, at least to the extent that the child can calmly cope with it without being nervous. Later, as the child became a big anchor after retiring, his vision gradually became higher. At least I won't be nervous when I meet other female anchors during the cat fighting night.
The result was unexpected...
I haven't seen this state for several years, but I see it here again.
I'm really curious - which little girl has he taken a fancy to again
What a headache, what a curiosity.
"I really want to see it..."
Longjing Cha muttered, sighed and closed the book.
...I always feel that I can't stand it anymore.
The content of the live broadcast in these two or three days is too rich.
Whether it's a child who played a weather card group against an unknown beautiful girl a few days ago and didn't know what happened; or an ancient tour guide on the citalopram side led the science popularization and introduction about "my family ruins" ; and Brother Don Juan, who just arrived in Roseburg today, recorded by Sister Gangzi; and Xiang Tiange, who is planning to progress with dangerous items...
I really can't learn anymore.
The current state of Longjing Tea is like watching a live broadcast on a mobile phone and doing a review test at the same time.
—If you can keep learning, you will have ghosts.
Even though he only needs to read the knowledge from the beginning to the end... But after Longjing Cha found that he had read four or five pages, and there were large red paragraphs, he still completely gave up the idea of double-tasking.
Let's take a break for now...
he thought.
When Longjing Cha packed up his things and planned to go back to his dormitory.
He finally saw Mr. Clarence who hadn't seen him for about two days at the door.
Clarence wears black round glasses and still wears a red robe. He was listening intently, and the slender white nails on the four fingers of his right hand collided unconsciously, making a low sound like the friction of metal knives and forks.
In front of Clarence was an old man in a wheelchair with a gloomy demeanor.
The old man was wearing a white coat that looked like a fraternity hooded gown, and his head was bowed. The exposed body was covered with dark yellow bandages, and the bandages were covered with dense, black strange runes.
It looks like a mummy.
For some reason, the moment I saw the old man at Longjing Tea, I suddenly felt a chill in my heart. And what the old man had said in a low voice just stopped.
Longjing Cha tried hard to remember, but couldn't remember what the old man said before.
—That was no illusion.
Longjing Tea immediately walked over without thinking, and respectfully gave Clarence an apprentice salute:
"...good evening, Mrs. Clarence."
"Um."
Clarence nodded. On his face that always smiled gently, he rarely put up a straight face and said seriously: "It's getting late, go back and rest early."
"is teacher."
"-oh?"
At this moment, the old man let out a low and hoarse laugh.
There was death in that laugh.
It's chilling to listen to.
"Is that your student... Clarence
"Would you like to introduce me?"
The old man raised his head slowly, showing a kind smile.
His exposed teeth were as yellow as corpses.
It's as if what's under the bandages isn't a person... but a skeleton.
"Yes. You said so."
Clarence just nodded respectfully.
He pointed to Longjing tea calmly, and introduced in a low voice: "Let me introduce to you, this is Longjing tea. Apprentices who have not officially embarked on the path of transcendence."
He did not explain to the old man that Longjing tea was not his disciple, nor was he his student.
But he also pointedly introduced to Longjing Tea: "It's better for you to get to know it a little bit.
"This is Master Bernardino... Bernardino Treshaw. The Pope of the 'Bell Ringer', a golden-rank wizard with the title of 'Pure Spiritual Medium'... The school is the School of Seizing Souls. Also The founder of the profession of 'Teller Xiao Chengling Monk'.
"—and also my teacher... Sir David Gerald's student mentor."