The Rise of Otaku

Chapter 3: cut down trees

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A hoe and a strange seed can be seen even if you leave the lens, and there is a sense of weight in your hand, which proves that they are all real. But, what is the use? Could it be that after planting it, an idol girl will grow for me to do something indescribable? As soon as the otaku brain hole theater unfolded, the little ground chicken moved a little, and then couldn't wait to find a flower pot to start the glorious hegemony of planting idols.

There are a lot of flower pots, which are used by grandparents to cultivate their mind and nature in their spare time, but they are discarded here after moving to the city. After many years of neglect, most of the flowers and plants have withered, and only some weeds with strong vitality are still occupying the territory reluctantly.

I went to the yard to search for a flower pot that wasn't too damaged, but it's a pity that I haven't grown anything since I was a child, let alone such a relatively high-tech job as growing flowers. Digging a pit, burying a corpse, and then watering and fertilizing are standard procedures that everyone understands, but how deep the pit must be dug, how thoroughly watered, the pH of the soil, whether it prefers shade or sun, this makes the farmer Xiaobai scratching his head. question.

There is really no way. The old farmers in the village probably have never raised this kind of flower. Without precedents, they can only cross the river by feeling the stones. God bless you, don't discount too much so that you end up raising a Sister Feng, and it's still a fattened style, then it's not a tragedy but a tragedy.

The digger uses 'Beethoven's birch hoe'. I don't know if this master has really used this hoe, but it does have the effect - add 'music' effect to the soil and increase the musical talent of 'crops' , and have the probability to become 'composer'.

The soil dug out with it has indeed become different. From time to time, one or two musical symbols will be drilled out, dancing in the air for a while and then disappearing. Of course, unless you also have 2D eyes, what you see is just an ordinary flower pot.

After the seeds were buried, some floating text appeared on the top of the flower pot, just like the common information introduction in the game: "Idol flower, in good condition."

Well, all that's left is to wait for the flowers to bear fruit.

Whether it is Sister Feng or a goddess, it has to be grown out.

I planted the idol flower, and a red warning signal appeared on the small map. After zooming in and taking a closer look, it turned out that there was an update in a place that was originally a question mark—the refresh point of Huafei, and the refresh time was 6 am, 12 noon, and 6 pm. point.

Special fertilizers for growing flowers, which must be obtained.

Hastily went out again, followed the map and ran to the ground, it turned out that the refresh point was a rural public toilet. After entering, a collection bar jumped out, and the length of time was 5 minutes. For the sake of future idol girls, I can only endure this smell.

After squatting in the pit for 5 minutes, the collection was successful. A small package that looked like a packet of instant noodle sauce appeared on the ground out of thin air, and when I looked down, it actually existed in reality. It’s only so big, it’s probably a one-time product, and I don’t know how often fertilization is done. If it needs to be fertilized 3 times a day, why don’t you go to the public toilet regularly

When I got home, I tore open the flower bag and sprinkled it directly. The frequency of music symbols popping up increased significantly, and the number changed from one or two at a time to three or five. The state of the seeds became excellent in an instant, and the effect was immediate. Before the effect disappeared, there was probably no need to fertilize any more.

Nothing to do, continue to surf the Internet.

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I had a dream at night, the beautiful snail girl knocked on the door, cleaned up the house, and with a wave of her hand, a full banquet of Chinese and Chinese people appeared on the table. Beautiful houses, delicious food, and beautiful women, all three beauties are complete at once, and there will be no regrets in life from then on. However, when I woke up the next morning, everything remained the same except for an extra pair of underwear stained with childishness.

However, life has indeed undergone a huge change, but it is not known whether this change is good or bad.

The first thing I did when I woke up was to look at the flower pots, the seeds had sprouted. The speed is quite fast, and it seems that the day when the real snail girl will arrive is not far away. The effect of the flower fertilizer is still there, but I went to the public toilet to collect it once to be prepared.

The old Dragon King and the beaver carpenter were playing chess under the banyan tree in their courtyard, and they were very happy to see Zhou Yu come out. Because they can't move the stone chess pieces on the stone table, they can only play blindfold chess with 'car fives in three' and 'cannons three flat six'. Now with Zhou Yu, he can direct him to play a game well. Provincial chess is always noisy until the end, accusing the opponent of misremembering the position, and finally nothing happens.

Unable to refuse the old man's request, he sat down on the stone table, set up the chess game and moved the chess pieces back and forth according to the instructions to start the war. Zhou Yu's chess skills are not high, but it can be seen that the level of these two is definitely considered a master, but it is not clear how high they can be.

Suddenly, I felt that this scene was quite similar to "Soul of Chess", except that there was one more ghost possessing him. If you go online, you may be able to reproduce the classic scene in "Soul of Chess" where the mysterious online master kills the Quartet.

Of course, just thinking about it. It doesn't matter if you simply pretend to be aggressive, but relying on playing chess for a living is really not in line with Zhou Yu's character. If he is willing to go out to work, he will not be reduced to living in seclusion in a small village.

In the end, the old dragon king won the game with a superior skill, and went to other places triumphantly. I didn't get any rewards, but the favorability of the two old people has increased a little. I don't know what effect the favorability has, but based on years of game experience, there shouldn't be any harm in increasing the favorability of npcs.

The beaver carpenter was very unhappy when he lost, so he turned his head and said to Zhou Yu: "Old man, I was born to play with wood, and I don't match stones, so I lost. Young man, help me find a suitable wood on the mountain. Make a wooden chessboard, so that the old dragon who is sure to kill will kneel down and beg for mercy."

After speaking, an ax was thrown out, which grew from about 5 centimeters to normal size. Zhou Yu took a closer look—an ordinary axe. Well, it's too different from the gashapon machine, it doesn't add any attributes at all, it's just a piece of garbage for novices.

Make do with it, go out and chop wood.

Going out this time scared the old village head of the neighbor. What do you want, a young man with a shining ax pinned to your waist? Don't you have something wrong at home and want to kill someone for fun

Zhou Yu could only explain embarrassingly: "Old village chief, I just want to find a few pieces of wood to do some carpentry, not to kill people, and my mind is normal."

The old village chief was dubious. Can carpentry work be done if you say you can do it? However, he still dragged Zhou Yu into the forest contracted by his family, pointed to a half-dead wild pine tree and said, "That's it, it doesn't grow in the ground. If you want to cut down a tree, just tell me, all the forests on the mountain are destroyed It’s contracted, how can you hack and play casually?”

That’s right, those who want to find no one to contract have to go to the top of the mountain. With the current physical fitness, it is estimated that they can walk halfway up to be considered a blessing. Fortunately, the old dragon kings are short, and the mouth of the bowl should be thick enough to make a chessboard. If it wasn't stipulated in the task details that a tree must be cut down, just throw a piece of firewood and the job will be completed.

Hey, hey, cut down the tree!