Being an idol is definitely not an easy task. The 3-dimensional Zhou Yu is undoubtedly insulated by this word, because his appearance is not idol material at first glance.
After nightfall, Zhou Yu reluctantly turned into a 2D villain for the first time, and then walked to the idol academy with heavy steps. And at the gate of the Idol Academy, I met Uncle Gui who also looked hesitant. The two people who were also fallen in the world gathered here and smiled awkwardly at each other.
It's ashamed to see people, it's extremely shameful to be an idol at this age. It took a long time for Zhou Yu to make up his mind: "Let's go, Uncle Gui. Stretching one's head and shrinking one's head is a one-shot. It will be a matter of time. Let's walk together with our heads held high, so as not to make the boys behind us laugh."
Looking back, a few small-headed melon seeds immediately shrank back, and the snickering from here and there could be heard, obviously Xiao Muli and the others were admiring his father's embarrassment.
Sighing helplessly, Uncle Gui gave up his heart and followed Zhou Yu into the Idol Academy.
This is the first time that Zhou Yu has entered the idol academy as a 2-dimensional identity, and it is no different from ordinary schools. School buildings, playgrounds, and various sports fields. In addition, it is those young men and women full of youthful vigor who sway their youthful sweat on campus. Thinking about being the "students" of these children, a mouthful of old blood is stagnant in the chest, ready to spurt out at any time.
At the school registration office, there is a man dressed in a white suit who looks like a cowboy. Seeing that two such special characters also came to sign up, he was already trying his best to suppress the surge of laughter, and it was very difficult not to laugh out loud.
"Here, Lord City Master, Uncle Gui, this is a green channel for you. After filling out this form, you can report to the Underground Idol Section."
Fill out the form, put on the uniform of the idol academy, pin on the badge representing the student ID, and the two trainee idols just appeared. It's just that the painting style of the two of them is completely different from other students, so it's no wonder that the passing students all showed surprise expressions.
It felt too shameful to wear a uniform. Zhou Yu was better, after all, he was a little tender-faced, and Uncle Gui was completely a monster. Relying on Uncle Gui's foil, Zhou Yu didn't look so weird, but he still covered his face and hurried away, and then came the burst of laughter from the white suit behind him.
Underground idol department, there are very few students in this subject. Generally, students who are about to graduate will get the badge of underground idol here, and then go to the "idol venue" set up in the amusement park for an internship for a period of time to experience the life of an idol. Since the Idol Academy has just been established, and it has not yet come to the time when there are graduates one after another, the underground idol department is basically empty.
Thinking about it, I finally got into the Idol Academy and wanted to get a major in it. Who wants to be an underground idol
Seeing that it is obviously different from other school buildings, the school building of the underground idol department is actually underground, which Zhou Yu did not expect. The slightly gloomy environment and the flickering lights seem to imply that the profession of underground idol contains too much dark side.
A strange male voice suddenly appeared behind him: "Welcome to the underground idol department, where you are about to experience the light of being an idol, and the darkness behind the light, are you ready?"
Draft papa, make a ghost movie!
Zhou Yu was so frightened that he almost cursed out the Three Character Classic. When he turned around, he saw a man in a white coat standing there, saluting very elegantly.
This is the head of the underground idol department. The two handed in the registration form, and then waited for the head of the department to give them the schedule. However, due to the nature of the work of the two of them and other issues, this schedule must be customized, staggered from Uncle Gui's working hours, and Zhou Yu can only come to class at night.
"Okay, the two of you will form a group for performing arts activities in the future. Let me think about it, let's call it the twoboys group. Go to the manager and teacher to test your abilities, and then I will arrange other jobs for you."
Fuck, what the hell is this group name? Do you want to be so ashamed
Zhou Yu wanted to object, but the objection was ineffective, and the director of the department had drifted away. Looking at the chest position of the uniform, the abbreviation of TBOYS appeared as expected, which is so explosive. At this time, Zhou Yu felt that it was the biggest mistake in his life that he agreed to come in and engage in idol cultivation.
Uncle Gui is already dying, he covers his face and has no face to see others. The dignified "clown" and "ghost whisperer" dual-ability radio anchor has countless fans on the Internet. If they see the temptation of your uncle's current uniform, I don't know what they will say.
"City Master, can I take off this clothes when I go out? If I want to wear it to meet people, it will cast a shadow on me for the rest of my life!"
Uncle Gui's question was also Zhou Yu's worry, so the two went to the manager's teacher together to conduct an ability test and ask.
"The uniform will automatically appear when you enter the school, and it will automatically disappear when you go out, unless you are performing an off-campus mission."
Hearing this answer, the two finally breathed a sigh of relief. It's okay if I'm just ashamed here, after all, there are no outsiders in the underground idol department. If you go out, the degree of shame will definitely explode.
Next, is the idol qualification test, which is also an embarrassing place. Both Zhou Yu and Uncle Gui were not born as idols, and their age was seriously over the limit. Let alone kingly idols, even evil idols couldn't find the best of these two.
The content of the idol test is nothing more than a test of singing, dancing, acting skills, and variety show ability. As for the appearance... To be honest, whether these two can get double digits is a problem.
Fortunately, there was only one person in the room during the test, so no matter how bad the singing, no matter how bad the dancing, no matter how stupid the acting was, there was only one person watching.
Even so, Zhou Yu still blushed and walked out of the test room, singing and dancing for the first time in his life, and even acting in a stage play. If you kill him, you can't let outsiders see the scene inside, or you will have the desire to kill people and silence them.
The same is true for Uncle Gui, the two of them tacitly agreed, and neither of them talked about the test.
However, the agent teacher mercilessly launched a poisonous attack.
"The test results are out. Uncle Gui's appearance value is 0, and Zhou Yu's is 20, so Zhou Yu is responsible for the appearance of your group. In addition, singing, dancing and acting skills, the two of you are comparable, all between 10 and 20." In the final variety show ability, Uncle Gui reached 90, while Zhou Yu was 30, so Uncle Gui can be in charge of variety shows."
Fuck your brother-in-law's aunt!
A face value of 20 is in charge, this is a desperate number, what kind of idol group is this