In the backyard, the two little demon kings had already shown extraordinary vigor, and Zhou Yu's bonsai saplings were almost harmed by them all over. Crawling on the ground, as soon as he stretched out his hand, a 'towering tree' was uprooted, and there was no time to stop it.
This age is the time to be curious about everything, especially these two children are born with 2-dimensional eyes, and the scenery they can see is twice that of ordinary people. Just those strange little forests in the backyard are enough for them to 'explore'.
When he was able to walk a few steps crookedly, he even smacked around and touched everything he saw. Xiao Muli's house was almost dismantled.
With no other choice, Zhou Yu could only give full play to his almost obsolete craftsman skills, and personally made a lot of toys for the two aunts. However, it's a pity that the two little dolls are obviously interested in the little people in the room, and they don't care about the toys that Zhou Yu worked so hard to make at all.
Really, I am so pissed off!
Now the little boy can't speak, he can only yell, especially when he sees the little people appear, he will keep pointing and yelling. Unfortunately, except for their father, no one can see what they saw, even the 'mother' looked blank, looking at the blank space pointed by the child and not knowing why.
Fortunately, I can't speak yet, or if I say something like 'there is a person there', I guess the superstitious ones will faint on the spot.
However, this also gave Zhou Yu a headache. The knowledge of the 2D and 3D must be passed on to the two little princesses as soon as possible, otherwise it will be like a 'hell' every day. The grandparents are already discussing whether to hire some Taoist priests and close the children's 'eyes of heaven'.
There is no way, who made the child born to see the 2D, and they don't know how to cover it up, it seems to ordinary people that they see something unclean.
But the children are still young after all, there is no way to teach them what it means to 'not speak to others'. Fortunately, no one can understand what they are saying, so everything can only come slowly.
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The biggest problem with raising children is that time flies by so fast. Some time ago, I seemed to be carrying them around the 'world', but now I can walk a certain distance on my own.
I am most puzzled by the two little milk babies in my "magical" backyard, because no other family in the amusement park has so many strange things.
When the other kids were watching Teletubbies, they were always in their backyard because it was so much better than the cartoons.
A small house inhabited by people, strange little monsters you meet occasionally, a squirrel flying in the sky, a little mouse riding on a rooster...
Which of these things is not more fantastic than those empty animations
When they learned to speak, they could finally ask their 'mother': "Mom, why are there little people living in the small house? They still say they are my sister and brother, is it true?"
Xiaomi and Xiaolu, who became mothers out of nowhere, are now accustomed to living in Zhou's family. Although they have no status, almost everyone regards them as Zhou Yu's wives.
Faced with this problem, their unified method was to pinch Zhou Yu's arm. Let you show children such things as "The Secret of Luhua Village" and "Lilliputian Country" every day. Now let the children be so imaginative at such a young age that even the 2-dimensional brothers and sisters come out .
Zhou Yu's injustice, he was born with 2D eyes, okay? I still need a lens as a medium to see it.
Behind the scenes, Zhou Yu secretly 'brainwashed' the two little guys: "Xiaoyun, Xiaoxia, these are elves living in our house, only you and I can see them. Remember, don't put their Tell the story, otherwise bad people will take them away and lock them up in the hospital for research."
Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia still liked those little people very much. After hearing what their father said, they were very worried that the little elves would be taken away by the bad guys, so they pulled Gogou together and solemnly stated that they would never say anything about it.
At this age, if you tell her that the 2D dimension is like taking an advanced physics class, it is easier to understand it from the little elf.
"Then why can't Xiaofeng from Uncle Xiaobao's house see? I showed him an elf the other day, and he flew away with a slap. Hmph, is it because he is a bad boy that he can't see?"
The child's problem is that this Xiaofeng is Lou Xiaobao's son. Although he is a child of the Shining Gold House, he doesn't seem to have inherited any 2D attributes. It's a little mouse from many years ago, and it's a whole child's head.
"So you have to be good. If you are not good, maybe the elves are angry, and you won't be able to see them."
After all, children are easy to deceive, this little secret between father and daughter was agreed upon like this, and Xiaoyun Xiaoxia has never revealed the secret since then. It's just that for children, the level of secrecy is too low, and there will still be times when they talk about it, and at this time, it is Zhou Yu who comes out to bring the topic back.
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Xiaobao, a fake monk, even though he is married and has children, he is still meditating in Zen and enlightening the Tao every day, and he has firmly grasped his senior brother. But now there are a few more people in the morning exercise, Xiaofeng Xiaoyun Xiaoxia, these three little kids are also arrested every morning to practice.
Xiaobao said that he practiced like this in the past, and that he has the martial arts he has now. For a half-way monk like senior brother Zhou Yu, his level is fluctuating from high to low. Because of this, he has very strict requirements on the children, basically not pulling them every day.
Of course, children are just running a few laps in the early days, which is more about exercising their ability to endure hardships, rather than exercising their muscles and bones now. And every time watching two adults fight, it is the happiest time for children.
Although Xiaofeng is very naughty, he admires his father very much, especially the family-inherited spear technique, which very satisfies the child's martial arts dream.
In Xiaoyun Xiaoxia's eyes, the contest between the two was like playing a fighting game, and there were even blood bars in the sky above. But the hateful old man always surrenders before the end of his blood bar, which is not fun to watch.
Xiaofeng was also very depressed, why couldn't she understand the words of these two sisters, such as 'there is still half a tube of blood', 'the anger gauge is still full' and so on.
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For Xiaoyun Xiaoxia's cultivation, it's not just 3D. Those teachers in the 2D dimension couldn't wait to teach them. Zhou Yu is an unqualified student, but now the princess of Luhua City has just started to study, and it is time to train her well.
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