The two little guys, Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, have always been very harmonious, but they are not without conflicts. The biggest problem is that even the father doesn't know who is the elder sister and who is the younger sister. There was no way, when the watermelon split open that day, Zhou Yu fell into a dazed state when he saw a physical baby appearing, and he couldn't remember which one jumped out of the watermelon first.
This is a muddled account that can no longer be settled.
In order to compete for the title of sister, there will inevitably be some disputes between Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, which is also the most common reason for the little sisters to be angry with each other. And it was also for this reason that Zhou Yu was often taught by the elders in the family. So far, the mother of the child has no confidence, and even can't tell who is older from who is younger. I have never seen a father treated like this.
When the two little princesses quarreled over who was older and who was younger, Zhou Yu's only solution was to let the two of them use a 2-dimensional duel to solve the problem.
Whoever wins will be a sister for a week.
There are many ways to duel, such as painting just learned, and even martial arts are allowed. But Zhou Yu didn't allow them to use force without the presence of an adult to supervise them, or else they would be sent to Uncle Xiaobao to chant scriptures for a week.
Lou Xiaobao is probably the person most feared by these two demon kings in the world. His father has no deterrent effect on them at all, and he often goes crazy with them. Of course, except for the "family law", the ruthless person who dared to beat his left hand to black and blue is still a bit deterrent.
However, Shishu Lou Xiaobao is different, the more pure and kind a monk is, the more kind he is, but this guy has a cold face, almost like Jin Yiwei. Looking at Xiaofeng, the child knows that no one is afraid outside except the two female devils in the amusement park, but when he returns home, he behaves like a good baby.
Cleaning up with Uncle Xiaobao is probably the thing that the two little devils are most afraid of. This is a bit like Zhou Yu's. Anyone who calls can stay in bed, but when the younger brother arrives, he will get up obediently immediately.
There is no way, Lou Xiaobao is a professional martial arts coach, and he never does not practice spear skills for a day. And Zhou Yu is a half-baked guy, except for fighting with Xiaobao every morning, he basically hasn't practiced. Originally, the talent and background were not as good as others, but the result was that he was not diligent. It is the biggest joke to cheat by relying on a "vitality point" alone, and to be able to win.
If you don't turn on 'Beast Transformation', Zhou Yu will basically be suppressed. If you are late in the morning or stay in bed, you will suffer in the competition later.
All in all, father and son have the same virtue.
Although Xiaoyun Xiaoxia couldn't tell her sisters apart, the two of them were actually older than Xiaobao's son, Xiaofeng, so this little guy who could have dominated the world was doomed to live in the shadow of the two big demons. Down.
When these three people get together, the most common situation is that one person comes up with a bad idea, two people implement it, and finally the third person takes the blame. And this third person basically refers to Xiaofeng. The only little man in the pitiful threesome has become a professional backer.
It's not that Xiaofeng has never thought of resisting this inverted triangle relationship, but in terms of martial arts, he can't do it, and in terms of eloquence, it is like millet plus a rifle against a cannon on an airplane, and his other skills are also at a disadvantage. What can he use to resist
"Uncle Zhou, you are eccentric and taught all your skills to Sister Yun and Sister Xia, which caused me to be bullied all the time."
Poor Xiaofeng was once again blamed and punished by his father to copy the Diamond Sutra ten times, and then came to Zhou Yu with red eyes. The family has a strict father, so they naturally have a greater sense of closeness to other people's fathers, especially Zhou Yu, who has no adult air, and has become Xiaofeng's spiritual haven after being 'injured'.
This time, it was the girl Xiaoyun who caused the trouble this time because she suddenly wanted to eat the peaches in the small orchard, so she sneaked in with Xiaoxia. Xiaofeng is not that courageous, he only plays outside.
This small orchard is the same as the small farm and small pasture. It breeds some fruit trees with 2D attributes. It is a garden accumulated by Zhou Yu in the past few years. "Animation peaches, increase the texture of characters", "game cherries, increase the quality of game screens" are all useful, so I don't often give them to others.
Basically every harvest, more than half will be used to feed the staff of the three basic houses of animation and games, so that they can work harder. And the remaining half, in addition to keeping a little for myself, will be distributed to other people who are close to each other, such as Uncle Fu and the like.
The fruits in the small orchard are delicious, and they are many times better than those outside. Just talking about it can make people drool. However, it's a pity that Zhou Yu, who has mastered the technology, has no intention of expanding his business at all. He guards a small garden and lives a life of contentment.
However, what was left at home was not enough for the two little witches to eat, so they turned their attention to the freshly ripe peaches.
The small orchard is guarded, and those who are free-range in the garden are not ordinary birds, but patrol soldiers in the small pasture. However, these patrols are ineffective against Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, no matter what they are doing inside, it is okay, after all, they are princesses.
That's why Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia could easily sneak into the small orchard. But they weren't greedy either, and started to retreat after picking a few big peaches each. However, it was a pity that the success failed. When I came out, I was seen by the old man who liked to walk around in the orchard.
It stands to reason that this is his own home, so it can't be regarded as stealing, Zhou Yu might just turn a blind eye and close his eyes. But it's a pity that Xiaobao will not be so merciful, and Xiaofeng, who was blamed, was punished to copy the scriptures in one fell swoop.
But Xiaofeng was upset, they were all running together, why couldn't they climb over that wall by themselves, obviously Xiaoyun Xiaoxia went up easily, but was caught right in the end. So, he thought that it was Uncle Yu who taught Xiaoyun Xiaoxia all his good skills. After all, everyone in the amusement park said that Uncle Yu was the most powerful person in the amusement park.
Touching Xiaoyun's little head, Zhou Yu didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only show off his skills and made a big cake in the shape of an aircraft carrier to celebrate Xiaoyun's birthday viciously. It can be regarded as a little reward for him always taking the blame for his two unfulfilling family members.
However, it is a pity that this huge and unparalleled cake was finally surrounded and wiped out by the children of Luhua Village. Especially the two overlords, Xiaoyun and Xiaoxia, insisted on snatching away the island part of the aircraft carrier with the most exquisite materials, making Xiaofeng want to cry without tears.
After getting the cheap two little devils back, they were lucky for their father. There was no other reason. Why didn't they have such a big cake on their birthday? Cheapskate!
Well, the two ends are not human.