Feng Zhiwei looked amused, and thought that Lao Xin was afraid that his wife was true, and his beloved wife was also true. Such a connection is not something ordinary couples can have. Couples in need support each other all the way, and the relationship is different.
She squinted her eyes, thinking of the big fat woman in Qingming Academy with a group of heavily made-up sisters-in-law who chased and killed her husband with kitchen knives, and thinking of this most unsuitable but most affectionate couple, a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
Even if it is someone else's story, it is beautiful to watch.
But at this moment, even she didn't think of it.
Something beautiful.
Destroyed in the hands of fate.
for a moment.
"Why is this gate so tight?" At the time when Ning Cheng was talking to Feng Zhiwei, a fat woman was standing on a small hill next to the Jingwei Guardhouse, facing the guardhouse. The gate murmured.
A peony with red flowers and green leaves is on her temple, a huge one swaying in the wind.
"Sister, I heard that this is not an ordinary place, let's go back, maybe in a few days, my brother-in-law will be back." A woman in red who was two sizes younger than her looked at the heavily guarded guardhouse, timidly. He timidly came over to hold her skirt.
"Bah!" The big fat woman raised her hand and slapped her hand away, "No prospect! No brains! No knowledge! Since this is not an ordinary place, your brother-in-law is locked in, how can you get out so easily? Never heard of that What..." She tilted her head and rolled her eyes, thought for a long time, then clapped her hands happily, "The heights are too cold!"
The rest of the colorful women nodded together and praised in unison: "Elder sister is so talented!"
"I've been with your brother-in-law for a long time, so I need to learn something anyway." The fat woman was very proud, she looked around for a while, and suddenly said seriously, "Let me tell you, your brother-in-law used to be flirtatious. I have been scolded and beaten, but no matter what, he is my husband and your brother-in-law. Although your brother-in-law has a lustful problem, you are sorry for us. Without him, you would not be where you are today. Without him, I would not You can’t be a first-class wife, look at Huang Shilang’s house, Liu Shangshu’s house.” She counted ten to five with her carrot-like fingers, “He is also a poor farmer. When Huang Shilang was not an official, the man in front of him Madame sold her daughter for him to study, he is good, he divorced his wife when he became Hanlin! Compared with these bastards, your brother-in-law is a good man!"
"That's it!" The seven golden flowers said in unison.
"That's why he was beaten up on weekdays, and he was in trouble. We can't walk like those ruthless girls with bundled up bags." Fat Ahua immediately looked around majestically, "I was thinking, I have to get your brother-in-law out of here." come out."
"How?" The seven golden flowers asked together.
"Did you see that post?" Fat Ahua pointed to the guard tower of Jin Yuwei, which seemed to have no guards. Why don't you just go in? Wait for the seven of you to cover me, and I have to steal the old guy out."
She patted the heavy bags on the left and right sides of her buttocks, and said: "The left side is a kitchen knife, and the right side is gold! Your brother-in-law said that money can turn ghosts into millstones. If you really want to stop him, I will smash him to death with gold! Wait for me Carry him out, let’s leave after we come out, and go back to our hometown! If we can’t go back to our hometown, we can spend the rest of our lives in a nest in any mountain. To be honest, I’ve been tired of this imperial capital for a long time. It’s as hard as a rock, and those noble ladies are dizzy from the oil on their hair, but now I’m in a good mood, I dragged him home to farm!”
"Great idea." The seven golden flowers all praised in unison, and suddenly reacted, covering their mouths together, "Ah, big sister, that's called prison robbery..."
"Your brother-in-law always calls me a female bandit, and today I raped him!" The fat girl said angrily, "Sanhua, go under that tree and watch the wind for me. Four flowers, five flowers, go to the gate. Sapo, roll everyone over, big flower and two flowers, you go to climb the wall, climb slowly, don't really climb in, you surrender when the guards come, six flowers and seven flowers, you two are light, thin, and learn to In a few days, come and steal people with me."
"Elder Sister, what a plan!" The seven golden flowers nodded in unison.
"Stop talking nonsense, what should you do!" Fat Ahua waved his hand majestically, and the golden flowers scattered with a whoosh.
"Big sister, after being a wife for so many years, can you still move?" Qihua asked.
Fat Ahua smiled triumphantly, and said: "It's okay, you forgot, when your brother-in-law was studying, there was no food at home, and I carried a basket on my back and ran thirty miles to find food. Our boss was not dead at that time, I I was afraid that he would cry and disturb your brother-in-law's study when he was hungry, so I recited it together. I met a pine forest on the way, and I recited the boss up and down dozens of times while climbing a tree and digging out pine nuts. Now, what's the point of carrying him more than a hundred catties?" After speaking, he tightened his face, spit on the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands, and climbed up the tree slowly.
"Sister, slow down..." Liuhua Qihua was young, had a short hard life, and was not proficient in climbing trees, so she followed behind and raised her neck and called.
Fat Ahua's eyes flashed with excitement, and she climbed the tree. It was still many years ago when the mountains were covered by heavy snow, and she used her frozen hands to dig out those mouse holes. Happy, the boss was still there at that time, and that guy was reading in front of her every day, shaking his head and looking ridiculous, now he has everything, but he has nothing, and the child is not born anymore, that guy is getting more and more serious Growing up, I became more and more like a dog but less and less at home, with more and more things, less and less smiles, better and better food, and less and less sound sleep.
Old guy, I'm here, we don't serve those dignitaries and dignitaries, His Majesty the Emperor, who accompany you like a tiger, no matter how well the opera is sung, let's go, and enjoy the mountains and countryside!
She climbed up the tree slowly, and headed towards the place where there was no one—the watchtower.
The watchtower was silent, and the crossbow machine hidden in the corner was silent.
There was a commotion underneath.
at this time.
Xin Ziyan sensed that his wife was coming, and was impatiently urging to stop her.
The guards have just left the dungeon and are going to check the door.
At the gate, flowers and flowers began to beat the door and cry, waving Wannian kitchen knives.
Dahua Erhua stuck the kitchen knife behind her waist, tied up her skirt and slowly climbed over the wall.