Mingxu thought for a while, scratched the back of his head, and said with a smile: "Actually, my subordinates don't know very well. I just met him twice and saw that he used this method. The military division is busy with business, and we won't disturb it easily."
Xue Poye let out an "oh", but he knew that if he became the helmsman, he would see the miraculous military adviser sooner or later, so he didn't ask any more questions, and said with a smile while rubbing his nose: "Mingxu, today you Well done, I am very pleased with the helmsman."
Only then did Ming Xu put his palms together and said: "As long as the rudder master is satisfied, the subordinates are willing to serve."
Xue Poye laughed and said: "You are so capable, how can I be dissatisfied." He stretched out his hand and took off Ming Xu's hat, revealing his bald head again, and praised: "What a good head, iron head skills, Not bad."
Mingxu was a little embarrassed. Seeing Xue Poye's weird smile, he felt a little guilty. He couldn't help taking a step back, and said repeatedly: "No... dare not... the helmsman...!"
Xue Poye said kindly: "What are you afraid of? I won't eat you." He said with a smile: "I just want to tell you a story."
Mingxu said vigilantly: "Duo... what story does the master want to tell?"
Xue Poye said leisurely: "I'm afraid you have heard this story before. There was a merchant who first sold his spear, which he claimed was the most powerful weapon in the world. It could pierce anything, and then he sold a shield. He said that he was so strong that nothing could pierce through him, and then someone suggested to let his spear pierce his shield to see what the result would be." Hehe smiled, looked at Mingxu and said, "Mingxu, you are so smart Very, why not guess what the consequences are?"
Mingxu had heard this story before, he didn't know why the rudder master suddenly mentioned such a story, and said nervously: "Subordinate... I don't know."
"Oh." Xue Poye seemed to be a little bit regretful, and said: "I think you are very smart. I thought you would know, but I am really sorry. Actually, I don't know what the consequences will be. I have always wanted to find out the mystery. Today is really God's help. It’s finally time to get a result.”
Mingxu looked at Xue Poye's malicious smiling face, his uneasiness grew even stronger, but he still respectfully said: "Then congratulations to the rudder master, I don't know... I don't know how the rudder master knows the result."
Xue Poye took a step forward, looked at the bald head, and said with a smile: "Since you have practiced Iron Head Kung Fu, I have no doubts about your ability, Steward Master. This Iron Head Kung Fu might not even touch the strongest shield." Can't compare."
Mingxu seemed to have a premonition of something, and hurriedly said: "Duo... the rudder master, my subordinates are not good at learning, poor... very bad... the rudder master...!"
Xue Poye had already interrupted: "Don't be rambunctious, I said your head is harder than a shield, it's harder than a shield."
Seeing that the rudder master seemed about to get angry again, Mingxu had no choice but to stiffen his neck and say, "The rudder master said...that's what he said."
Xue Poye chuckled, pulled out the cold blade suddenly, pulled out the blade, blew on the blade and said: "This is the Muramasa knife from Fusang, it is made of ice, it is extremely sharp, and the sharpest spear There is a comparison."
Mingxu immediately understood the meaning, and his voice was weak: "The rudder... the rudder wants... wants to stab... my head with a knife?"
Xue Poye laughed loudly and said: "I said you are smart, you are really good, you can understand everything, and you are worthy of being the pillar of my Qinglianzhao." He suddenly darkened his face, and said lightly: "Since I know, why don't you Stretch out your head."
Although Mingxu made Xue Poye useless today out of necessity, Xue Poye had already decided that he must find some ground.
Mingxu was silent for a moment, just for a moment, took a step forward, stretched out his neck, put his bald head in front of Xue Poye, clasped his hands together, and said calmly: "Master Rudder, your subordinate's head must not be able to withstand this cold ice. Sharp blade, I just hope that this subordinate will be quicker to strike. This subordinate has wronged the rudder master today, and deserves this punishment. I hope that the rudder master and Xiao benefactor will have a safe life. "Start chanting scriptures and save yourself in advance.
Xue Poye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Although Mingxu had a simple and honest face, he had many ideas. It sounded like he was willing to accept the crime, but the meaning was obviously that Xue Poye was narrow-minded and wanted to kill his subordinates for a small grievance. I even reminded that I wronged you clearly because of Xiao Suzhen, and to complete the task assigned by you, the rudder master.
Xue Poye was very sure that although Mingxu suffered his death generously, he was afraid that he had already scolded him to the bone.
Stretching out the cold blade, and wiping the knife face on his bald head, Xue Poye said to himself: "When the knife goes down, will a big hole be pierced in the head, or is it as hard as a rock? This is a question." Enduring He kept smiling and said, "Ming Xu, are you ready?"
Mingxu said slowly: "This is how my subordinates think. Since the master wants to punish his subordinates, it doesn't matter whether the subordinates are ready or not. The master can just do it." There was a trace of grief and anger in his voice.
Xue Poye tapped Ming Xu's head lightly, and said leisurely: "You seem a little unconvinced, your captain is a kind person, if you are afraid, you can say it, I will think about it. "
As soon as the words fell, Mingxu immediately said: "Master, I'm afraid!"
Xue Poye was taken aback for a moment, he really didn't expect Ming Xu to agree so happily. I thought Ming Xu still straightened his neck and said: "Come on, rudder master, my subordinates are not afraid." Who knew that he said he was afraid without hesitation, which was beyond Xue Poye's expectation.
This is really a slippery monk.
Xue Poye sighed, this monk has a lot of tricks, and he is not inferior to him. He is afraid that his threat will be seen through by him, put away the cold blade, and said with a dark face: "I'm hungry, go home."
Ming Xu raised his head, unexpectedly, the helmsman let him go so easily, and hurriedly followed behind with the wooden box on his back.
The two spared a few more tricks, making sure that no one was paying attention, and then returned to the woods next to Lanyuexuan. Even if Ming Xudang removed Xue Poye's makeup, he would return to his true colors.
This makeup removal took more time than putting on makeup. After cleaning up, Xue Poye had already changed into his clothes after dinner, and returned to his chic and suave appearance.
Mingxu's attire has been seen by outsiders, so naturally he has to change. He fumbled in the box, and even took out a set of clothes. After changing, he put a new cloth cap on his head. At first glance, the broad robe and green shirt, although he looks a little stupid on the face, is quite heroic. Once he puts on the lady's hat, he looks like a middle-aged wit, mature and elegant.
Xue Poye shook his head and said, "You shouldn't be a monk, it's just fine to be a master."
Mingxu didn't make any excuses, just smiled, he put the wooden box away, and said: "Master Rudder, this subordinate thinks so, our box has been seen by many people, it would be bad to take it out and be seen by others. The subordinates are going to carry it back at night, I don't know what the helmsman sees?"
Xue Poye nodded and said, "It makes sense."
Leaving the wooden box in the woods, Xue Poye took Ming Xu back to the restaurant and came to the third floor. Xue Poye frowned and said, "Since you are a monk, you can't eat meat dishes. I'll ask them to make some for you." A vegetarian dish."
Ming Xu put his hands together and said leisurely: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha is in my heart!"
Xue Poye was taken aback, and said, "What do you mean by that?"
Mingxu was a little embarrassed and said: "What this subordinate means is that this subordinate can actually eat meat dishes, and he especially likes to eat chicken. Although the wine and meat wear his intestines, this subordinate always has a Buddha in his heart."
Xue Poye was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, my god, this... is this still a monk
When Yuezhu delivered the dishes, there were seven or eight bowls and dishes on the table in the private room, filled with fish and vegetables, Mingxu immediately started, picking fish and eating them without hesitation. A Buddhist disciple.
Xue Poye couldn't help but said: "Have you not eaten meat for a long time?"
Ming Xu stuffed a piece of braised pork into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Uh... It's been a long time... It tastes good...."
Xue Poye sighed, Buddhism is unfortunate.
When Mingxu was full of wine and food, he looked up and saw Xue Poye was just holding a pair of money, looking at himself without blinking, and wiped his greasy mouth with his sleeve in embarrassment. The stalactite showed a hint of happiness, and said in a low voice: "It's really good, I haven't eaten such a good dish for a long time." It seemed that he couldn't get enough of it, and he was immersed in it while looking at the leftover dishes with only bones and oily water.
Xue Poye showed pity on his face, put down his chopsticks, and sighed: "Poor child, don't come any more."
Mingxu's eyes lit up, but he immediately shook his head and said, "No, the Buddha said, quit gluttony, well... next time."
Xue Poye sneered and said, "It's really rare for you to think of the precepts at this time." He ate two bowls with the remaining vegetables, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and said, "Since you know how to break the five-rooted qi to be controlled Then you start to study it tomorrow, no, from today, if no one gets through Suzhen’s five senses, then you have to do it.”
Mingxu hurriedly said: "This subordinate obeys orders."
Xue Poye leaned on the chair, feeling indescribably comfortable and comfortable, looking at the oily luster on the corners of Mingxu's mouth, he couldn't laugh or cry, such a monk is the vice-master of Shengtang, it's really unbelievable, but Compared with the status of a monk in Lingyin Temple, Qinglianzhao tribe is more suitable for him.
Xue Poye rolled his eyes, and suddenly smiled and said: "Don't say I don't take care of you, I have thought of a way for you, not only can you be at my service at any time, but also contribute to the financial affairs of the club, would you like to Do."
Mingxu immediately said: "As long as you can do things for the club, your subordinates will follow orders."