The dwarf wears a cool mask that makes her eyes bigger.
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The other party's limbs are very slender, at first glance like a girl, but the bulging chest is definitely not something a girl can have.
Tong Yan with big breasts ← For a while, the only thing that Rong Gui can think of is this word.
"Xiaomei, hurry up! Hurry up and drive over~" There is no other meaning, but they are the only car on this road, there are no other competitors, the opportunity is rare, Ronggui's eyes lit up, and immediately asked Xiaomei to speed up Hurry up and grab a job.
It's a pity that Rhubarb's speed is too slow, and the other cars are like radars. When Ronggui and the others drove past, there were 1... 2... 3... A total of 4 cars parked in front of the female dwarf.
The business has failed again - Ronggui sighed.
However, before he could finish his sigh, the door on his side was suddenly pulled open.
Braids, big eyes, cool mask... The person who opened the car door was the dwarf who was taking a taxi on the side of the road.
She actually abandoned the four cars that were parked in front of her and came to them.
"Is there still room in your car?" Her eyes swept across the car quickly, and the female dwarf frowned slightly: There were only two seats in the car, and the back compartment was full of things. Because it was too full, many things stretched over the seats. here comes.
It really doesn't look like it has a place.
"Hey?" Ronggui was immediately stopped by the guest's words before he woke up from the sudden arrival of the female dwarf.
Look, he was always in a hurry to pick up the job, didn't he think about the fact that there was no place in the car at all? - Without saying a word, Xiaomei just kept her hands on the steering wheel.
He was ready to turn away.
Just at this time:
"Of course there are seats!" The imaging lens flashed, Rong Gui said loudly, and then—
Xiaomei first noticed that her arm was raised, and then only heard a "bang", and there was a big head in front of him.
Mottled yellow fuel-coated hair, eyes made from two imaging lenses, a surface a little craggy from multiple impacts...
Is the big head of honor.
Like a small cannonball, Ronggui opened Xiaomei's arm very freely and jumped onto his thigh!
Holding Xiaomei's neck tightly with one hand, Rong Gui pointed to the place where he was sitting before with his crude left arm, and said enthusiastically: "Isn't there a place here? Come and sit, sit quickly~"
Looking at Ronggui who greeted her warmly, and at Xiaomei who was crushed by Ronggui, the female dwarf hesitated for a while.
"You're welcome, sit down~" At this moment, Ronggui has skillfully removed some parts from his body, and more calmly adjusted a comfortable position in Xiaomei's arms that would not block Xiaomei's sight. He continued to pat the seat next to him.
Although I felt that the scene in front of me was a bit strange, I always felt that the courage of the other party to dismantle him and make room for himself was too scary, and the female dwarf still sat in the original position of Ronggui.
After getting the guests, Ronggui seemed to notice the posture of himself and Xiaomei.
Seeing Xiaomei wrapping around his left arm, Ronggui thoughtfully put the arm back on the steering wheel, and while moving his position, he said to Xiaomei, "I've already sat firmly, and it can't be more stable, Xiaomei. You don't have to hug me so nervously!"
Xiaomei: ... You clearly pulled my arm and put it on your waist, okay
and also-
I'm not nervous at all.
Looking at Ronggui lying incomparably comfortable between her legs, Xiaomei... Xiaomei simply didn't know what words to use to describe her current mood.
So in the end, he could only twist the screws that Ronggui had smashed loose before, and then forced the car to start the car calmly.
However, before the car could start successfully, four big men suddenly rushed over and grabbed their car.
I fixed my eyes on the four cars with the doors open in front of them, and looked at the empty driver's seat above them. Could it be...
Is this the driver of the four cars that robbed them of their business
Ronggui blinked, a little confused.
Could it be that the guests are all in the car, and they still want to grab business
And... This isn't going to be a robbery, is it
Ronggui was pondering, and headed by one of the dwarf men, they finally said their intentions:
"We're going to get in the car too!"
"That's right! Hurry up and make room for us too!"
"There's nothing wrong with the rear compartment. In short, you can take your seat!"
"If the rear compartment is inconvenient, the driver's seat is also available! Hurry up! Hurry up! Give up your seat!"
Listening to the request of the four big men, if there is a mouth, Ronggui's mouth must be getting bigger and bigger.
When did their business get so good? Or did the four of their cars break down at the same time
The brain capacity is too small, and the knowledge level is not perfect. No matter how much Ronggui thinks about it, he can't understand what is going on.
Xiaomei did not.
Glancing at the female dwarf sitting in front of Ronggui, he quickly understood the purpose of the four big men. Seeing that Ronggui was in a daze again, he raised his left finger and pointed to the roof of the car:
"There is no other place. If you must take a car, go to the roof."
"Huh? Is there a place on the roof?" The big Hanjia jumped up and looked up anxiously.
The barely smooth roof is inlaid with a lot of broken glass ← that is the receiving plate that absorbs the production of dark matter, almost every car has it, but the receiving plate on this car is so broken, it looks very bad at first glance. Butt poke.
"Of course there's no seat, but that's the only place where there's still room." Xiaomei said calmly.
"The fee is the same as the seat below, you can skip it," he continued.
"Sit, sit, sit! Who said you can't sit?" After the big man Yi shouted, as if he was afraid that others would take his place, he immediately ran back to his car, forcibly removed his driver's seat with brute force, and then went back to his car. After taking a seat belt and running back with these things, he immediately used the seat belt to fasten the removed driver's seat to the roof of the car.
clever!
The eyes of the other dwarves also lit up, and they pried off the driver's seat on their own car according to the gourd painting, and they quickly built a convertible four-seater on the roof~
Rong Gui listened to the sound above his head in horror.
Although they are dwarves, they are four adult dwarves after all! Dwarves seem to be born strong, and their bodies are full of muscles, but the muscles are very heavy!
However, it seems that he is the only one worried. Xiaomei has restarted the car calmly, and the dwarf girl also took out a book from the backpack behind her.
Seeing that everyone else was so calm, Rong Gui's eyes fluttered, and he saw the current height of the three people in the car:
He is naturally the shortest. In order not to obstruct Xiaomei's sight, he removed the crawler, leaving only the head and the body of the trailer;
followed by Xiaomei;
The tallest is actually the dwarf girl... the axe and sledgehammer behind her.
call…
The roof of the car collapsed and the girl's sledgehammer was against it, and they were safe.
To understand this, Ronggui can finally calm down like the other two.
"Is our rhubarb sitting comfortably?" Agui, who calmed down, began to ask the passengers how they felt.
He first asked the nearest dwarf girl.
The girl was very arrogant, she just gave him a cold look, and then nodded her head almost unchecked.
"It's good to be comfortable." Ronggui was a little relieved, and then asked the other four people on the roof.
"Hahahaha~ The view from the car is really good. It's the first time for me to ride on the roof, girl, would you like to come up and experience it?" The four people on the roof also expressed satisfaction. Not only that, they also warmly invited another A passenger went up to watch the view, that attitude is really very enthusiastic.
The dwarf girl ignored him.
Honor: =-=
"That... Where is everyone's destination? We can also arrange delivery... No, the order of delivery." Ronggui continued to collect passenger information.
"Yedhan City, you can just put me down at the gate of the city." The first answer was a dwarf girl, her way of speaking was as cold as Xiaomei, probably because she had been with Xiaomei for a long time, Ronggui didn't feel it at all. Such an attitude of indifference, on the contrary, felt extremely cordial.
"What about the four above?" Ronggui immediately asked the four dwarf men on the roof.
"Let's go to Ye Dehan too! All you need to do is to release them all!" The big men were very cheerful.
It was the first time I received a carpooling business, and all the passengers had the same destination. Ronggui felt that he and Xiaomei were really lucky~
Thinking about it, he also gave Xiaomei a small look.
Of course, Xiaomei ignored him.
=-=
The confused little car continued to drive slowly.
This slow... is really slow.
It was only then that Ronggui thought of worrying about the speed of Rhubarb's car: if there were only the two of them in the car, it wouldn't matter how slow Rhubarb walked. Now it's a passenger car. At this speed, Rhubarb won't drive the guests away, right
For fear that the sound of his hand would fly again, Ronggui felt a little sad.
Then, just at this moment, the dwarf girl made another request: "Just like this, keep this speed unchanged, I'm getting dizzy."
The dwarf girl is actually very satisfied with the speed of rhubarb? !
Ronggui was stunned, and then he felt relieved, so he patted his chest and said:
"Then don't worry! My rhubarb's fastest speed is only 20, and I can't even accelerate if I want to!"
But the girl's satisfaction may not necessarily be the man's. Thinking of the other four passengers on the roof, Rong Gui thought, anyway, the words have already been said, and if the other party can't accept it, there's nothing to do. It's better to let people get off the bus as soon as possible, so as not to delay the other party's affairs isn't it
Ronggui felt that he was really a kind person.
Ronggui, a kind person, quickly told his concerns to the four big men on the roof, who knew that the other party not only didn't care, but on the contrary—
"Don't worry, I'm also sick of fast cars, so just drive slowly."
"Hey hey hey, the slow train is good~ the slow train looks good at the scenery~"
"Isn't it? You just drive slowly, the slower the better, it's better to be slower..."
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Slower down... Isn't that the speed of an average person's walking
Hearing the words of the four passengers, Ronggui was stunned, but he also took a reassurance.
The five passengers are all dizzy, and this is a good passenger tailored for them! Throughout the whole road, no car can be slower than their rhubarb.
He finally doesn't have to worry about being robbed of business by others.
From the beginning to the end, Ronggui always thought that he was lucky to receive this business.
Xiaomei: …
Looking at him sideways, Xiaomei once again added a label to Ronggui called "sluggish" in her mind.