"Ah... snake, a strange snake with eight heads, help!"
"The silver centipede, my God, it's two meters long. It's chasing me. Help, Chu Feng, you bastard, is this Wenwen Township? Come kill the insects for me!"
"Here we go again, a black tiger, smashing a thousand-jin boulder into pieces with one claw, ah... I can't run anymore, Bull Demon King, help me quickly, Chu Feng, help me!"
On this day, Zhou Quan was crying like a ghost and running away for his life. He was so tired that he was foaming at the mouth and almost convulsing. He was frightened and frightened. Nature's Novel
Finally, they stayed up until noon, when the cattle were hungry and wanted to eat, so they ended the journey.
At this moment, Zhou Quan almost shed tears, feeling extremely happy that it was finally over.
His throat was hoarse. For most of the day, he had been either yelling and fleeing, or breathing fire from his mouth, fighting against the giant beast, and his throat was swollen.
"Brother, you are so damaged. Not only is my heart, liver, and lungs trembling, but my soul is also trembling!" Zhou Quan sat on the ground, gasping for air.
When he returned, the ancient mountains were filled with miasma and beasts roared to the sky. He really didn't want to go in again. Today's experience was truly unforgettable and unforgettable.
"Do you know why I can deal with ferocious birds and giant beasts? It's because I come here every day to hone my skills and slowly adapt to it." Chu Feng comforted.
"Can I compete with you? With one punch, you can smash thousands of kilograms of boulders and knock down giant birds more than ten meters long. You are a monster yourself. I can't survive here." Zhou Quan shouted. road.
"You are a strange person. The flames you spit out from your mouth can burn gold and melt rocks. It is extremely powerful. As long as you can completely control it, you should have no problem walking in the mountains." Chu Feng said.
He felt that his abilities could be improved as he was a stranger, but it would take constant hard work to bring out the power hidden in his body.
At the same time, since Zhou Quan had grown an ox horn, maybe the fruit he ate was really related to the ox demon clan, and the scalper could teach him a few tricks to save his life.
Chu Feng was very solemn and expressed his worries about the future. The world was still changing, and these monsters in the mountains might rush out one day.
Besides, who knows if there might be something scarier to come.
In this extraordinary period, only by improving yourself can you survive in the future.
Seeing how solemn he said it, Zhou Quan wilts. In today's world, who doesn't have a sense of crisis deep in his heart? The world is becoming increasingly incomprehensible, and many people have hidden worries.
"Brother, I know you are doing it for my own good. You are right. I will fight!" Zhou Quan made up his mind.
In the mountains, two people and an ox sat together, guarding the light of the fire. The raptor's leg meat was roasted golden and shiny, exuding an alluring fragrance, and the grease dripped on the fire and made a sizzling sound.
"Why is it so fragrant?" Zhou Quan forgot about his earlier suffering. Looking at the golden meat, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Especially after tossing for a long time, he felt more and more hungry.
"It's cooked!"
Chu Feng sprinkled salt and applied a layer of honey to make the raptor's legs more fragrant, and he himself moved his index finger.
"Moo!"
Two people and one cow start fighting for the delicious food.
For a moment, the place was filled with the sounds of chewing and swallowing, and all three of them devoured it.
"Oh my god, it's amazing. I've never tasted such delicious and fragrant game. The meat is of such exceptional quality that you can't even eat it outside!" Zhou Quan exclaimed.
This is not an exaggeration. The meat of some ferocious birds and animals is surprisingly delicious. With a little processing, it is very delicious, and the rich aroma can linger for a long time.
They chewed up a very large poultry leg. If their appetites weren't so full, they would probably roast the other leg as well.
"It's so satisfying. This taste is, well, better than the Immortal Banquet. Just for these delicacies, I will come again in the future!" Zhou Quan was extremely satisfied, lying there, stroking his bulging belly, as if he had forgotten not long ago. Before, I was crying and howling in embarrassment.
Chu Feng and Huang Niu were eating a bright red berry, which melted in the mouth and had a sweet and fragrant fruity taste. It was a rare and top-notch product.
For several days, they used various berries as vegetables to supplement their needs, and they found them delicious.
Zhou Quan tasted one and immediately started grabbing it. Even though there was no room in his stomach, he still held on and shouted that this would really be his gentle hometown from now on.
When Huang Niu heard this, he immediately scorned him. He took out his communicator, poked at it, and showed him some of the photos he had taken earlier.
After Zhou Quan saw it, he became angry.
"Ox Demon King, you dare to secretly take pictures of me. The camera won't capture the wisdom and martial arts, so you have to vilify me like this?" He was angry and yelled there.
Several photos had their own characteristics. Chu Feng glanced at them and burst into laughter. .
In one photo, Zhou Quan rolled his eyes in fear and nearly fainted. In another photo, Zhou Quan was crying and running away with his head in his arms. In another picture, the pupils were so wide open that he was so scared that he peed his pants...
There are only a few pictures, and they can be described as "classics", and they all touched Zhou Quan's heart and lungs.
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, Zhou Quan's expression changed, and he lost his voice: "That's... the Embarrassing Post Picture Network, where did it go!?"
Huang Niu nodded proudly, which meant that it was just a few pictures, too simple!
Zhou Quan almost spat out blood from his mouthful. Where is the Embarrassing Picture Posting Network? As the name suggests, it is a platform dedicated to posting embarrassing pictures, and the number of people who visit it every day is scary.
It can be said that as long as the embarrassing pictures are slightly interesting, they are guaranteed to be spread in the shortest possible time.
Fatty Zhou suddenly became anxious and shouted: "Ox Demon King, I will fight with you!"
As a result, the scalper was kicked aside with a hoof. It felt baffled. It was just a few pictures. Why was it so excited? If you are too impatient, you will not be able to achieve great things.
"Bull Demon King, you are bullying me!" Zhou Quan jumped around, really angry.
"Don't worry, there are a lot of new pictures there every day. Many pictures are buried immediately after being uploaded, without even a chance to bubble up." Chu Feng comforted.
This gave Zhou Quan some comfort and put him at ease a little.
He walked closer to the scalper and checked the number of views. The result... His blood pressure soared, his vision went dark, and he almost fell to the ground.
How long has it been? It’s almost 100,000 reads!
"Bull Demon King, I'm going to kill you!"
Fatty Zhou howled miserably, his face turned green.
"It has grown so fast. The number of reads has officially reached the 100,000 mark. It is a veritable fire map." Chu Feng said from the side.
"Damn it, someone come and save me!" Zhou Quan covered his head, his head was huge. He had a hunch that these pictures might push him to the eyes of the whole country.
However, it is not outstanding, because this is an embarrassing thing.
"Bull Demon King, you did a good job!" Zhou Quan rushed over again and wrestled with the scalper.
Obviously, he was no match and was easily suppressed.
"Damn cow, you are so ridiculous. Don't you have any sense of shame after doing something that is outraged by both humans and gods?" Zhou Quan shouted angrily.
The scalper ignored him and stared at the screen, reading the comments under the picture with relish.
I took a quick look at it and got over 10,000 comments! Making his blood pressure spike again.
"These pictures alone are just okay, but when put together, they are a set of top-notch expression pictures. You see, there are people who roll their eyes in extreme horror, there are people who are crying with tears, and there are people who are panicking and running away... Putting all these together, it’s really a magical picture!
"Yes, you can imagine that if it can be popular for more than a year and a half, I will have to download a set!"
"This guy is really funny. What age is he? And he still has a stubble."
"Thank you, host. I have saved it and put it in the emoticon package."
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Zhou Quan snatched the communicator, and his fighting power surged at this moment. He started typing text frantically and fighting with those who left comments!
Chu Feng looked quite speechless.
"Where's the administrator? Delete these pictures for me!"
Zhou Quan left an angry message, made a complaint, and wanted to ask the administrator to delete the picture.
At the same time, he also complained to people in the comment area because, in the comments, he was attacked by groups.
As a result, the administrator quickly replied: Sorry, your complaint request failed. These pictures have been approved by more than 99% of users and will be at the top of the area for a month.
"puff!"
Fatty Zhou really couldn't help but vomit blood. Not only did his request to delete the picture fail, but he also had to be pinned to the top for a month! ? What kind of bastard administrator is this? He yelled.
"Haha..." Chu Feng couldn't help it anymore, he laughed and couldn't stop.
As for scalpers, the initiator, they are floating there, enjoying the praise of countless commenters, and those comments are all affirming it.
"Master, please accept my knee, thank you so much!"
"What a divine picture, the host is a great talent!"
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Zhou Quan couldn't stand it when he saw scalpers floating there, accepting worship and praise. His blood pressure reached the warning line with anger, and he was about to throw the communicator down.
The yellow ox's hoofs were quick and he snatched it away.
"Not bad!" Chu Feng looked at the pictures carefully and made this evaluation.
At this time of despair in life, when Zhou Quan heard such words, he felt as if he had seen a stream of clear water in the desert and received the slightest comfort. He asked nervously: "You think these pictures are not so embarrassing, do you? "
"It's embarrassing. I just think that the monster chasing you wasn't included in the photo and nothing was revealed, so it's okay!" Chu Feng replied.
Zhou Quan turned his head and ignored him.
Soon after, Zhou Quan's communicator rang, someone was looking for him.
"Cousin, you are so talented. Once those magical pictures came out, they became popular all over the world."
When these words came, Fatty Zhou jumped angrily and wanted to throw the communicator again, but now that it was his own, he could only end the conversation harshly.
But then, someone came to him again, this time it was his second cousin. When he got through, he heard his loud voice: "Cousin, I admire you so much, you are so talented!"
"You're talented sister, get out!" Zhou Quan was so angry.
Then, the communicator rang continuously, and many acquaintances were looking for him.
Zhou Quan completely lost his temper and turned off the communicator, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot.