The Script is Not Like This!

Chapter 1: The so-called scum attack

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Zhuo Fan just came out of the supermarket with a large bag of fresh food and vegetables, when he saw a very familiar black private car parked at the door. The man in the car rolled down the window, cast a faint glance at him, and spat out two words. :"boarding."

Zhuo Fan sat down in the car, looked at him in the rearview mirror with two big bags in his arms, and his eyes were slightly surprised: "Why did you come to pick me up?"

The car drove fast, Xiao Yu looked at the road ahead without squinting, and said casually, "Chenli is going back to China today. The plane arrives at 5 o'clock. I'll pick him up, have a meal together, and wash the dust for him."

Hearing Chenli's name, Zhuo Fan's heart tightened, his fingers holding the plastic bag tightened, he turned his head to look at Xiao Yu's stern profile, and asked tentatively, "I'll cook for you when I get home? I bought fresh ribs and…”

"No, I ordered a French restaurant," Xiao Yu interrupted him directly, pulling on the tie that was too tight, showing a rare helpless smile, "That guy Chen Li has been in France for a long time. I'm afraid I'm not used to Chinese food."

Zhuo Fan's whole person was a little stiff when he saw that smile. Xiao Yu had never smiled at himself like this, so spoiled, so dazzling.

"You seem to have said before... He looks a bit like me?" Zhuo Fan asked tentatively.

"No." Xiao Yu corrected him seriously, "You look like him, but only a little bit."

"… "

The fresh food in his arms seemed to be bought in vain, and a cold feeling spread from his hands. Of course, Xiao Yu would not care about such trivial matters. In fact, since he called Zhuo Fan to get in the car, he never looked at him again. .

Zhuo Fan's eyes were slightly red, I was so kind to you, why did you always only have Liang Chenli in your heart

He looked down and saw the watch on his wrist. It was only 3 o'clock now, and it was just over an hour from here to the airport. The car was driving so fast, how impatient was it

Xiao Yu didn't even bother to pay attention to the girly and delicate thoughts of the man next to him, and racing at high speed was just an attempt to vent his depressed mood today. In a hurry to see Liang Chenli? please, who is that? !

Just today, he woke up and found that he had actually transmigrated into a scumbag in a modern scumbag article!

How did Xiao Yu travel through? How does he know? It was worn anyway.

Not only that, but he also knew that this was a scumbag who had no choice but to have a crush on a friend, and found a man who looked a little like his friend as a stand-in.

Don't ask why, he just knows.

The script asked him to drive to the supermarket to pick up Zhuo Fan at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and then rush to the airport with his little lover to meet his crush. The script is really well done!

Ah, what is the script, you ask? So much nonsense, why are you one hundred thousand

From the rearview mirror, Xiao Yu caught a glimpse of the "little lover" looking at him aggrievedly and sadly, and suddenly felt that the balls were in pain.

This little brother, I just saw you for the first time today, so don't be so bitter, okay? I'm not familiar with you!

Even though he complained frantically in his heart, Xiao Yu actually maintained a cold and deep look, and ignored the topics that Zhuo Fan raised according to the script.

Who knew that there was a traffic jam when we were halfway there, and now it's alright, even drag racing can't be done.

"Fuck!" Xiao Yu cursed in his heart, slapped the steering wheel, this action fell into Zhuo Fan's eyes, of course, he automatically understood that it was possible to delay seeing Liang Chenli, and he was even more sad.

After the traffic jam, it took nearly an hour to get to the airport. After parking the car, Xiao Yu finally gave Zhuo Fan another look: "Get off."

The latter put down his things and closed the car door, walked around and walked side by side with Xiao Yu, reaching out and grabbing his arm.

Xiao Yu stiffened for a moment, and goosebumps spread all over his left hand in an instant. Fortunately, he was not found wearing a suit. However, the script showed that he had to see Liang Chenli before he could throw it away, so Xiao Yu had to walk quickly to the airport with a cold face.

"Hey, Chen Li, are you here yet?" Xiao Yu held his mobile phone and looked at the crowd. He had no idea what that guy looked like.

"Ah, I see you! My wife and I are behind you."

Liang Chenli's excited voice came from the phone, Xiao Yu turned his head, and saw a tall man in a trench coat waving to him not far away, and holding a hot blonde girl in his arms, um, it looks like this Guys out.

Xiao Yu decisively threw Zhuo Fan's hand away, and when they approached, he carefully looked at each other's eyes, and the description was fine.

"Ah, I haven't seen you for so many years, you're still so handsome, my wife's eyes are going to go straight, but I'll be jealous!" Liang Chenli patted Xiao Yu, hugging his wife and pretending to be angry.

This was a good remark, Xiao Yu smiled and nodded to the blonde girl: "I'm jealous of marrying such a beautiful wife."

He swears that this is from the heart, but hearing it in Zhuo Fan's ear undoubtedly pierced a thorn in his heart.

"Who is this? He looks kind of nice." Liang Chenli finally remembered that there was someone gasping next to him, looking at Xiao Yun, and asked teasingly.

Xiao Yu replied calmly, "This is Zhuo Fan, a friend of mine."

He didn't even have to look at it to know that the other party had a knowing look on his face. Xiao Yu silently cursed the script thousands of times in his heart, but on his face he politely invited Liang Chenli and his wife to dinner.

Xiao Yu ordered the best French restaurant in the city, and even invited a musician to play the violin outside the private room.

The environment of the private room is quiet, and every tableware on the table is exquisite and delicious. Xiao Yu cut a small mouthful of steak and put it into his mouth.

It turned out that Liang Chenli was a big talker. He kept talking with his wife and kept talking, trying to tell his old friends about all kinds of weird and interesting stories abroad over the years. Xiao Yu's face was pale, and he cut the steak gracefully. , quietly picked the other person's favorite food onto his plate, looking like he was listening with relish.

Zhuo Fan sat silently watching all this happen. The food on the table seemed to have lost its taste. He ate a little ice cream, but felt that a penetrating coolness froze his stomach, and after a while, he began to throb.

Seeing sweat on his forehead, he gently tugged at the corner of Xiao Yun's clothes, and said in a low voice, "Xiao Yun, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable, go to the bathroom."

"Yeah." Xiao Yu simply nodded, his perfunctory attitude made people doubt whether he heard the other party's words clearly.

Zhuo Fan was silent, pressing his stomach to go to the bathroom. When Liang Chenli saw him behind him, he stood up and called him to join him. Zhuo Fan was even more depressed.

Xiao Yu and the beautiful blond girl were left on the dining table with big eyes and small eyes. He was too lazy to be polite, he lowered his head to eat his own food, and listened to the foreign girl speaking in broken Chinese pronunciation, and it was difficult to answer ten sentences.

"Chen Li said, have you known each other for ten years?"

Xiao Yu wiped his mouth with a tissue and corrected, "It's ten years and three months."

"Wow, you remember so clearly!"

Xiao Yu suddenly and inexplicably replied: "It's 'known'."

"Ah? What don't you know?" Yang Niu looked at him inexplicably. With her Chinese level, it was difficult to understand this difficult grammar.

Of course he had no interest in explaining it. The story was about to reach its climax at this point. Xiao Yu turned his head and glanced in the direction of the bathroom. Inadvertently, some ice water was poured on it.

Glancing down at his watch, it was exactly 7 o'clock.

"There's a fire! The restaurant is on fire!" Several loud shouts and violent fire broke the quiet environment. The fire came strangely, suddenly and quickly. Just when the guests panicked, it spread to the private room in the blink of an eye.

Don't ask why such a high-end western restaurant is so easy to catch fire. The script says it is on fire, so don't expect rain.

The fire smoked a strong smell of smoke and spread in the air, everyone rushed to the exit, but Xiao Yu walked towards the bathroom in the opposite direction with his waist down, which seemed extraordinarily abrupt.

He covered his mouth and nose with a wet tissue paper, squinted and kicked the door of the bathroom, the environment inside was relatively closed, and thick smoke rushed out immediately, making people cry, Xiao Yu tried hard to hold back the desire to cough and kicked one by one At the door of the cubicle, Liang Chenli's name was naturally shouted.

When he kicked the third one, he finally saw this guy fainted on the toilet seat. Xiao Yu grabbed the man and walked out without saying a word. He walked to the door and paused for a while. complex in it.

In such a short moment, the fire suddenly exploded, the surrounding temperature was extremely high, Xiao Yu's face was terrifyingly cold, the sprinkler on the ceiling was only late at this time, Xiao Yu supported Liang Chenli reluctantly and walked over. Wet the clothes of the two of them, and there is a fire in front of them.

He dragged the man out of the door, turned right at the floor-to-ceiling window, and grabbed whatever he could hold next to him. , Except for the burnt, broken, and wet pieces that look very tragic, there are no serious burns.

As soon as they came out, the firemen finally came back like a cannonball, and the cordon was quickly fenced to prevent irrational fools from entering and dying.

Liang Chenli was still in a coma due to lack of oxygen, so Xiao Yu put him in an ambulance and refused the nurse's suggestion to let him go to the hospital in the same car.

The fire is still spreading upstairs and around.

Xiao Yu was smoked with black smoke, and stood in a safe area outside the circle and looked inside coldly.

He knew that Zhuo Fan was in the compartment next to Liang Chenli, and he even knew that Zhuo Fan was conscious at that moment, could hear himself calling Liang Chenli, and knew that he would be rescued safely in the end.

He also knows that after this incident, the plot will move towards the classic plot of being a humble victim, a scumbag remorseful, and a scumbag becoming a loyal dog.

Xiao Yu's pupils reflected the firelight, and his brows slowly twitched.

He carefully recalled the scene just now in his mind. He was calm and calm because he knew all the preparations for the plot in advance, but in fact, when the incident happened suddenly, our male protagonist may not have time to think so much. It is reasonable to call out the name of a friend who has been secretly in love with for ten years at the first time. As for saving the friend but not Zhuo Fan, who let him see Liang Chenli first, not to mention the situation at the time, it was not that he did not want to save, but It can't be saved.

Or the same old question, your mother and your wife fell into the river at the same time, who do you save first

What if the script arranged for him to see the unconscious Zhuo Fan first? But in terms of the urgency of the script, unless the sun hits the west side.

Xiao Yu thought about it, his eyes kept wandering at the entrance.

You ask why Liang Chenli was in a coma, but Zhuo Fan heard Xiao Yu's cry? The explanation given in the script is that the toilet door of Liang Chenli's pit is broken, and Zhuo Fan is trying to test Xiao Yu.

This test really brought out the so-called "closeness" and "sincere".

As for what is logic? Can you eat

If this were Zhuo Fan as the protagonist, he should describe at length how he was heartbroken by the fire, disappointed and desperate, heartbroken in pain, and a thousand words were omitted below to lay a solid psychological foundation for the ruthless scumbag attack in the future.

However, at this moment, Xiao Yu just wanted to say, I bought a watch last year.

As an adult man, he doesn't want to save himself, waits to depend on others, and keeps complaining about himself.

It's a love to save you, it's a duty to not save you.

Of course, if Zhuo Fan is a weak girl, Xiao Yu feels that he can understand a little bit.

Even if it is a lover relationship, it is natural to feel sad and disappointed, and breakups are okay, but Xiao Yu looked at the plot behind the script, how he knelt in front of Zhuo Fan to admit his mistakes and repented, and Zhuo Fan's relatives and friends scolded and accused him of punching and kicking. Kicking, with a scene of "everything is his fault" and "the scumbag deserves to be abused", and he wants to stick his face to the cold ass of others, and rush to make people show his face, so he thinks it might be better to let him die. The fire was one hundred and one hundred and pulled down.

In less than a moment, the firefighters carried several people out one after another. Xiao Yun saw Zhuo Fan at a glance. It was not until the other party's ambulance disappeared from sight that Xiao Yun breathed a sigh of relief and stopped a car to stuff himself in the hospital. clean up.

What, where did you ask the blonde babes? Leave her alone, that's not the point.

The wonderful script made Zhuo Fan and Liang Chenli live in the same hospital.

Xiao Yu went to see Liang Chenli, this guy is not seriously injured, he can be discharged from the hospital in two days, and then, of course, the highlight - face-to-face with Zhuo Fan.

With Xiao Yu's original intention, he is unwilling to be rude as the script arranges, no matter how much feelings the original scumbag classmates have for Zhuo Fan, it's none of his business.

As for his inner monologue described in the script, he "always thinks of Zhuo Fan in a trance", "I'm not used to an empty room without Zhuo Fan", "self-blame, worry and anxiety" and other emotions, he doesn't have any emotions. Mamaxiang, even a little fatter.

Isn't it more scum than scum, how can this be good

When he slowly moved to the door of the ward, he saw another strange man, with a white shirt, a suit jacket on his arms, a meticulous tie, and a pair of slender eyes under his glasses, who was gently talking to the nurse. what are you talking about.

Seeing Xiao Yun coming, the man stood up slowly, and the moment he took off his glasses, his gentle appearance was immediately replaced by a sharp look.

"Are you Xiao Yu?"

If it weren't for the vague hostility hidden in his words, Xiao Yu might think that the man's tone was very pleasant.

He knew almost immediately who this man was, the perfect infatuation attack No. 2 that every scumbag article must have, Wen Muyan.

In terms of literature and art, it is a tragic supporting actor, and in popular terms, it is a spare tire.

And it's still a spare tire for ten thousand years, and it's always just a tool for slag attack. Although I love Bian Shou wholeheartedly, it's a pity that in the end, I can only smile bitterly and watch my lover fall into the arms of slag attack that becomes a loyal dog.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu couldn't help but look at him with a sympathetic look.

Wen Muyan was looked at like this, and the original questioning of guilt suddenly became inexplicable.

He couldn't help but reached out and touched his face. Could it be that the sesame paste from the hot dry noodles stuck to his face

The author has something to say: This article belongs to the Tucao newspaper, and there will be various gods in the future, including cp, meat, and, if you don't know who is attacking, please slap your mouth three hundred times!

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