Just when Xiao Yu thought that the plot was going in the most evil direction, King Wen suddenly stopped and panicked to appease Zhuo Fan, who was full of grievances and helplessness: "Sorry, this king was in a hurry and didn't care about your feelings."
Blocked by Wen Muyan's figure, Xiao Yu couldn't see Zhuo Fan's expression, he was probably awkward and arrogant again. But this cannon fodder attack is really miserable. There is no mouth to eat here. After a few hours, Zhuo Fan will be forced to enter the palace by his own imperial decree. After that, it will be nothing more than a lowly attack, kneeling and licking his face, and infatuation. Apart from being used by Xiaoshou as a shield for King Wen, there is not a single bit of benefit to be gained.
Thinking of the later episodes, Xiao Yu couldn't help worrying about Wen Muyan.
It's a pity that the gentle, dedicated and loyal cannon fodder King Wen has already dressed Zhuo Fan apologetically, and after a good deal of whispers to comfort him, he left quickly, and by the way, he also intimately instructed his subordinates to close the door of the bedroom of the waiter. Put it back.
Looking at the back of King Wen's hurried footsteps, Xiao Yu's eyes were quite subtle.
Regardless, the story continues.
It is said that after Emperor Qing returned to the palace, he was furious in the bedroom, and then issued a decree in the highness of Changqing to order Zhuo Fan, the servant of the Ministry of Rites, to enter the palace immediately.
No matter how reluctant Zhuo Fan was, he was eventually placed under house arrest by Emperor Qing in his bedroom.
The queen who came to hear the wind smashed a silver tooth and accused Zhuo Fan Meijun of bringing disaster to the country, but was reprimanded by Qing Emperor in front of Zhuo Fan, and ordered her to stay in Fengqi Palace within half a step, which was like a fight. Into the cold palace.
As for Moran and his ilk, let alone stay where it is cool. In fact, there is nothing wrong with others. Who told him to have a mocking face, who is not good at mocking but mocking Xiaoshou
Since then, Qingdi, who suddenly split his personality, has changed his past and devoted himself to Zhuo Fan. Unfortunately, the dignified champion is a dignified man, and it is definitely not something that Qingdi can coax back if he pleases!
Slag Gong wants to climb on his bed to have fun? If you dare to touch him, he will go on hunger strike and bite his tongue! Xiao Yu wondered, why didn't King Wen die to defend his chastity when he kissed him
Hard can't be soft, tenderness offensive confession every night? Zhuo Fan said he was unmoved.
Do not eat hard and soft, and threaten with King Wen's life? Zhuo Fan immediately panicked, and a kind heart was about to fluctuate! King Wen just loves him and he has done nothing wrong. How can you, a foolish monarch, implicate innocent Barabara... A thousand words and punctuation marks are omitted below.
Listening to the eunuchs serving in the Changqing Palace, the Qing Emperor was so angry that he was in a rage, but he had no choice but to take his beloved. For fear that the other party will forcefully leave him regardless of his unrecovered body - a ball!
Didn't wake up, did you? You are so sweet.
The so-called YY is cool for a while, the whole family crematorium.
What is the real situation
Emperor Qing put Zhuo Fan under house arrest in the bedroom, but there was only one dragon bed in the bedroom. At night, Xiao Yu yawned and wanted to crawl into bed to sleep. Zhuo Fan looked at death as if he were at home, and said in a tone that put life and death aside, sadly: " If Your Majesty wants to use force against me, even the ministers will not be able to resist, only by biting his tongue and committing suicide, all His Majesty can get is my corpse!"
After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, ready to kill himself like a chaste martyr at any time to defend the chrysanthemum that had been played n times by Qingdi.
But after waiting for a long time, I haven't seen any movement from Emperor Qing.
Zhuo Fan opened his eyes vigilantly, only to see Qingdi rolling his eyes impatiently and yawning: "I'm done? Go outside and sleep on the couch, I want to go to bed."
"… "
Another example, Emperor Qing didn't think about Zhuofan's daily tea and rice, so he ordered the imperial kitchen to make a large table of delicacies from mountains and seas, piled it up like a small hill in Zhuofan's bowl, and then - and then left the people to take care of himself and start Dine.
After he finished eating and wiped his mouth, seeing Zhuo Fan still awkwardly refused to eat, he couldn't help but get angry: "Don't eat, right? If you don't eat again, I will tie King Wen into the palace and do it a hundred times!"
Zhuo Fan bit his lip and said angrily: "Your Majesty, King Wen did nothing to me, why do you anger him because he is good to me? Your love for me will only suffocate me..."
"… "
Suffocate you, you fairy! He's about to suffocate, okay
Xiao Yu suddenly felt that he had eaten too much just now. Why did he always feel a little nauseated in his stomach? It seemed that he should call an imperial doctor to take a look.
It has been a long time since Zhuo Fan entered the palace. Although I have to face that unappetizing vexation every day, I can make do with it anyway.
However, it was absolutely impossible for the script to keep Xiao Yu at ease.
In order to "match" Slag Gong and Bian Shou to rush to HE, it's certainly not enough to rely on Slag Gong to "repent and chase" every day, it must be stimulated by external forces.
As a result, Xiao Yu felt Sensen's egg pain.
What is the so-called external force - several vassals around the Qing Kingdom are about to unite together, and the Qing Emperor decides to go to the battlefield!
There was an uproar in the court and the opposition, naturally including Zhuo Fan, but although he still didn't want the Qing Emperor to have an accident in his heart, it was even more impossible to ask him to lower his body and ask the Qing Emperor not to go.
As the time of the war approached, Xiao Yu maintained the majesty of the emperor, with no waves on his face, refuting all the persuasion, but in his heart, countless barrages swiped through the screen, and the grass and mud horses were so weak. , completely unable to express his desire to find out the script and dig up his ancestral grave!
Because of knowing the relationship between his own plot, Xiao Yu of course understands that he will not die on the battlefield, but he will be shot through by the enemy as an arrow in the chest, and he will have to go half-life if he does not die.
Xiao Yu frowned and thought bitterly, he is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of pain. If you want to torment him like this, it is better to give him a good time.
But no matter how much he slanders, that day will come.
Qingdi, who was full of thoughts on the battlefield, did not pay attention to another hidden plot. On the day he was on the expedition, Zhuo Fan, who was carefully locked in the bedroom by him, welcomed a guest - this person is not someone else, It was King Wen who tried his best to steal his sweetheart from the palace.
"Lord Wen, you... how did you get in?"
Seeing that his sweetheart was so thin, King Wen said with heartache: "Don't ask about these trivial matters, just leave with this king, it's a good opportunity for the emperor to leave the palace, the war is critical, the sword has no eyes, it is very likely that he will not come back, I will take you Let’s go away and fly away, this title, I don’t want all this wealth and honor, let’s keep our name incognito and never come back, do you think?”
Zhuo Fan was shocked and speechless for a long time, he shook his head subconsciously: "My lord, I can't... I can't watch the emperor in danger and ignore it. If the lord treats me sincerely, please promise me an unkind request. !"
After King Wen, who finally decided to let go of everything, was rejected, he didn't show too much surprise. Wen Muyan just looked at Zhuo Fan numbly, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "You said."
"I can't leave the palace, but the lord can, please protect your majesty for me!"
"… "
In fact, Emperor Qing didn't intend to eavesdrop on these words, but before the expedition, he folded a bunch of plums according to the script's requirements and prepared to give them to Zhuo Fan.
But the script asked him to recite Zhuo Fan in his heart after he left the palace. The more he thought about it, the more he was afraid that he would be hanging on the battlefield. Offer that bunch of plum blossoms and an affectionate confession of parting.
Originally, Xiao Yu just thought that the script was nothing more than a piece of literature and art. Who would have guessed that this hidden plot was the well-intentioned script.
Hearing Zhuo Fan's "remarks from the bottom of his heart", Xiao Yu couldn't help sneering, since he had this thought, why did he go when he was there? After people left, they started to pretend to be infatuated and forced
He didn't know at the moment that the real tragedy was actually the cannon fodder attack, because after this guy promised Zhuo Fan to protect Qing Emperor for him, the ending would be to block the most deadly arrow for Qing Emperor and tragically die on the battlefield. no return.
Even before this guy died, he grabbed Emperor Qing and left a last word: If you don't treat Zhuo Fan well, even if you turn into a ghost, you won't let you go!
Look at how affectionate she is, she has no reservations for true love, and she has no regrets even after taking her life.
So after the half-dead Qing Emperor returned to the dynasty, Zhuo Fan, who knew everything, would always put King Wen in a special corner in his heart - that was the man who died for his happiness! How could he not be moved by grief and pity, if he had a next life, he would definitely kick Qingdi and be with him!
Wen Muyan was silent for a long, long, long time, and then opened his lips and said with difficulty: "...Okay—you are tall!"
"When Lao Tzu is a sanitary napkin, throw it away after using it?! Even cannon fodder is dignified!"
"I'm so good at letting Prince Xiaoyao not do it, but my brain is flooded with heart and lungs for you, 2B, who is tall, handsome, rich, infatuated, gentle, dedicated, and black-bellied, all for the purpose of being cannon fodder in the end!"
"What else will live in your heart forever, why is it so rare to live in your heart? Do you have a bed, a refrigerator or a toilet in your heart?"
"Who has a brain and wants to be with you in the next life? Please stay away from me in the next life, be careful that I will show you violently!"
"Why should I live as a spare tire forever? Why should I have to die to save a rival in love?"
"Did your IQ turn into a butterfly and fly away?"
"You look like you can't hurt all day, do you think you were Orleans chicken wings with broken wings in your last life? Even if you think you still prefer to eat KFC in the end, you won't go to McDonald's and shout, hey, have a New Orleans roast Wing, have you considered how McDonald's feels? Ah!"
Zhuo Fan's whole person has become stupid.
Xiao Yu was also dumbfounded. He stared at Wen Muyan, who was gentle and elegant, and turned into a roaring emperor for a second. Then he turned his head and walked out of the hall with a look of finally being refreshed.
Then after thinking about it, he started laughing loudly. It turns out that McDonald's and KFC are rivals in love hahahahaha, wait, this doesn't seem to be the point hahahahahaha-
So laughing, so laughing, so he died laughing.
The author has something to say: This is the end of the ancient chapter